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oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
Didn't that fight also gently caress up Ali's legs, or something like that, and pretty much end his career?

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Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!

oh dope posted:

Didn't that fight also gently caress up Ali's legs, or something like that, and pretty much end his career?

It hosed up his legs but the dude still had a bunch of fights before he retired.

Snotty By Nature
Sep 11, 2007


am i allowed to tell this dog "good boy"

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

A Boy and His Herb. posted:



am i allowed to tell this dog "good boy"

Unless he just ate a human child, you're obligated to do so. If he DID just eat a human child, it depends on if the kid was an rear end in a top hat or not.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
In continuing Trumpenfreude, Fox anchor Shep Smith has finally had enough:

https://twitter.com/LeanneNaramore/status/885948819875262465

quote:

We’re still not clean on this, Chris. If there’s nothing there -- and that’s what they tell us, they tell us there’s nothing to this and nothing came of it, there’s a nothingburger, it wasn’t even memorable, didn’t write it down, didn’t tell you about it, because it wasn’t anything so I didn’t even remember it -- with a Russian interpreter in the room at Trump Tower? If all of that, why all these lies? Why is it lie after lie after lie? If you clean, come on clean, you know? My grandmother used to say when first we practice to -- "Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive". The deception, Chris, is mind-boggling. And there are still people who are out there who believe we’re making it up. And one day they’re gonna realize we’re not and look around and go, "Where are we, and why are we getting told all these lies?"

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





This has spawned some absolute gold in the Funny Pix thread:


Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

A Boy and His Herb. posted:



am i allowed to tell this dog "good boy"

Haha yeah those SJWs sure are silly. I, too, enjoy trivializing racism. Excellent joke, A+.

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

A Boy and His Herb. posted:



am i allowed to tell this dog "good boy"
Are you Wing Commander Guy Gibson?

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

A Boy and His Herb. posted:



am i allowed to tell this dog "good boy"

you're remarkably ignorant or possibly a troll?

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

A bad post but one I like because the dog is good looking.

Blog Free or Die
Apr 30, 2005

FOR THE MOTHERLAND

Powaqoatse posted:

good lord a bunch of you have no idea about history or even any common sense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYy77IGsBFc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMs1dwNu_eI

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

zakharov posted:

The PPV is $100. I wouldn't pay $100 to watch anything on television. This is insane.

I bet less then 30 seconds of googling would find your a free stream

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Ride The Gravitron posted:

I bet less then 30 seconds of googling would find your a free stream

The real schadenfreude is that people pay hundreds for TV subscriptions when this always works.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Ride The Gravitron posted:

I bet less then 30 seconds of googling would find your a free stream

Then you're still watching boxing, the absolute dumbest "sport".

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

gschmidl posted:

Then you're still watching boxing, the absolute dumbest "sport".

I don't get people who like [thing]

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

ElGroucho posted:

I don't get people who like [thing]

Just trying to stay in the spirit of this thread!

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

9:45 a dude gets clocked so hard he fences with his LEGS, never seen that one before :stare:

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
To be fair, boxing has a lot of problems. Just considering the promotion side, it's a mess. Actual fight fixing is probably rare but the records of potential contenders are routinely padded with cans.

The rules are also dumb and outdated but that is another discussion.

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



https://twitter.com/ShtBallPlayrsDo/status/886067179174731779

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

gschmidl posted:

Then you're still watching boxing, the absolute dumbest "sport".

That's a funny way to spell baseball

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Takes No Damage posted:

9:45 a dude gets clocked so hard he fences with his LEGS, never seen that one before :stare:

Somehow I want to think he has severe anterior pelvic tilt and falling down like that just allowed his hip flexors and quads to finally relax and resolve the issue.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ride The Gravitron posted:

That's a funny way to spell baseball

That's a funny way to spell hockey.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

doverhog posted:

To be fair, boxing has a lot of problems. Just considering the promotion side, it's a mess. Actual fight fixing is probably rare but the records of potential contenders are routinely padded with cans.

The rules are also dumb and outdated but that is another discussion.

This is a really good article on fight fixing in boxing. edit: It mentions at one point protecting a good boxer who needs wins to get noticed.

http://deadspin.com/why-i-fixed-fights-1535114232

Slime
Jan 3, 2007
did anyone say sportsball yet

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Slime posted:

did anyone say sportsball yet

Hand Egg

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:mad:

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
If your sports egg fibs are directed at me, I am a fan of the real sport, MMA, where it's body vs body and the ref wont save you if you fall down or feel like hugging instead of fighting.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
To be fair, golf isn't a sport. It's a game. Any activity where you can't influence the other team/opponent isn't a sport.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Takes No Damage posted:

To be fair, golf isn't a sport. It's a game. Any activity where you can't influence the other team/opponent isn't a sport.

DotA 2 is a sport, though.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

doverhog posted:

If your sports egg fibs are directed at me, I am a fan of the real sport, MMA, where it's body vs body and the ref wont save you if you fall down or feel like hugging instead of fighting.

Watch out everyone

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
This thread is under boxing rules so just wait for the 8 count. :D

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Paladinus posted:

DotA 2 is a sport, though.

Possibly the hardest sport.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7D8aDp3RUs

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

I don't understand baseball. This is a homerun, right?

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006









Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
People like y'all are the reason I hate sports. All sports. Yes, even yours.

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer

Malachite_Dragon posted:

People like y'all are the reason I hate sports. All sports. Yes, even yours.

Why exactly do you hate kabbadi? No kabbadi player has ever done anything bad

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

HenryEx posted:

Why exactly do you hate kabbadi? No kabbadi player has ever done anything bad

Is that a variant of sportsball?

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-
Get it right, fools. NASCAR is the dumbest sport.

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Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Malachite_Dragon posted:

People like y'all are the reason I hate sports. All sports. Yes, even yours.

I don't trust a person who can't enjoy a test match on a nice spring day.

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