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Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING


Hey it took 7 seasons and 4 movies for Data to understand humanity and what it means to be human, don't judge him just yet.

Ed Balls?

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A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

a zuck campaign is going to be great for vic berger

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Thoatse posted:

That would probably be beneficial for both man and beast.


http://i.imgur.com/qFGbFQ5.gifv

the kids are alright

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I'm a human I'm a human i insist as I roll around with a private camera crew who will make sure out of the thousands of pictures and thousands of hours of footage they take of me, only the worst will appear on screen

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

m o r e h u m a n
t h a n y o u

s e s h

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Nonsense posted:

Oh Hello, didn't see you there. Just eating my plain toast I made here at random next to my $4,000 Jura automatic espresso machine

*Zuckerberg, smiling as he spits out saltines that have given him dry mouth, next to a $10,000 machine that infuses 'natural essence of bacon' into coffee* I'm normal

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

The whole Zuckerberg thing is sad and embarrassing at this point

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
give him the emotion chip

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Thoatse posted:

That would probably be beneficial for both man and beast.


http://i.imgur.com/qFGbFQ5.gifv

i hate kids but

:3::3::3::3:

Pelican Dunderhead
Jun 16, 2010

Ah! Hello Ershin!
Pillbug
sorry but

u were a kid

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Unperson_47 posted:

i hate kids but

:3::3::3::3:

what kind of monster "hates" kids?

is childfree still a thing? those people were cray

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

m e g y n k e l l y
s i l i c o n e v a l l e y
r a p i s t

s e s h

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I'd vote hard for Data 2020 but I would need assurances he isn't Lore in disguise

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Al! posted:

this is clearly not a human being

HUMANS ARE OBSOLETE

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

what kind of monster "hates" kids?

is childfree still a thing? those people were cray

i merely pity children, and hate the people self-centered enough to bring them foredoomed into a dying world

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

because we have nothing better to do on a saturday night

https://twitter.com/evanmcmurry/status/886341640805392386

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

zeal posted:

i merely pity children, and hate the people self-centered enough to bring them foredoomed into a dying world

but what if you birth future superhitler, who will fasten the descent into death for all

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Vertical Lime posted:

because we have nothing better to do on a saturday night

https://twitter.com/evanmcmurry/status/886341640805392386

I'm gonna beat off but the two aren't mutually exclusive.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Vertical Lime posted:

because we have nothing better to do on a saturday night

https://twitter.com/evanmcmurry/status/886341640805392386

Goons won't pay attention because it cuts into Toonami time

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
did trump tell all of his lawyers that the gop was paying for them because we might get some more dropping out if so

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

the terrifying pornographic meme goatse

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

TBeats posted:

I'm gonna beat off but the two aren't mutually exclusive.

I'm so jacked for bad polling numbers even a FedEx sign hanging crooked clockwise gets me hard.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
*Zuckerberg, staring at you and smiling like someone in an ad for insurance, but there's some kind of gray paste slowly extruding from his ear* Normal? You bet I am

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

Vertical Lime posted:

because we have nothing better to do on a saturday night

https://twitter.com/evanmcmurry/status/886341640805392386

that sounds open to interpretation and therefore extremely unimportant

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

remember when SA poster world war mammories goatsed the white house and then the white house goatsed the world

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Are you q bad enough dude to goatse the president

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010


scratching the back of a cow with a hoe looks kind of fun to me

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Vertical Lime posted:

because we have nothing better to do on a saturday night

https://twitter.com/evanmcmurry/status/886341640805392386

Tonight I get drunk and stagger home. It'll be a great night.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

logikv9 posted:

but what if you birth future superhitler, who will fasten the descent into death for all

how's your cardio fitness, logic? how far do you think you can run before you collapse?

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts



two slices of plain white toast

this poo poo is so hosed up i don't even know where to start

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Salvor_Hardin posted:

I'm so jacked for bad polling numbers even a FedEx sign hanging crooked clockwise gets me hard.

HA

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

zeal posted:

they're not face-eating monsters, jesus you're a loving pansy

pit bulls don't maul people unless they're seriously abused

no dog mauls a person unless they're seriously abused

charge the loving owner with attempted murder, it's already bad enough the dog'll have to be put under

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

zuck thought pattern has taken form of youtube flesh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oczd8uWFaNk

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Tom Gorman posted:

two slices of plain white toast

this poo poo is so hosed up i don't even know where to start

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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

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