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Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set has a language barrier.


Working Daze is asleep at the wheel.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix might want to invest in some glasses.

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Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Gil


Heathcliff


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane

Well, in Edda's defense, it's hard to find a mouthwash that works when you have three extra rows of teeth.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Aardmania posted:

Dick Tracy


I am so excited for Tracy to have to defend Blackjack in court against a crooked bank.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Green Intern posted:

I am so excited for Tracy to have to defend Blackjack in court against a crooked bank.

Not as excited as Blackjack's gonna be.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




I mostly really like people, except for the times when I really hate people.

fondue
Jul 14, 2002


The kindest edit.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Well you know Blackjack, he'll just get up again.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Evil Mastermind posted:


Working Daze is asleep at the wheel.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
:golfclap:

Synthbuttrange posted:

Well you know Blackjack, he'll just get up again.
He'll be singing when he wins in court.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (May 19, 1930)



Peanuts (July 19-20, 1970)





Because I blew off yesterday, the Sunday Sally Forth is Ces's value-added version from Twitter





Funky Winkerbean





They haven't released the first one yet. How is he "taking over a large franchise"? How is any word in that phrase accurate?

Crankshaft





Rip Haywire



Thimble Theater, featuring a seismic shift in billing. (February 4, 1931)

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

EasyEW posted:

Funky Winkerbean


They haven't released the first one yet. How is he "taking over a large franchise"? How is any word in that phrase accurate?
In the way that The Phantom was a franchise before the Billy Zane movie, I guess?

dirksteadfast
Oct 10, 2010

Literally every strip with Shannon is her being a loud little kid passed from one person to another.

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?

What? No, a face-down penny is bad luck so you flip it over for the next person who finds it 'cause you might get some of their luck down the line, but you can't pick it up after you flipped it, Luck knows what you're trying to pull and will absolutely screw you over. Kids these days, I swear.

Anyway, is this a plot twist is Mark Trail? How long has this story been going? Remember when Jam first took over and we got excited because there was action? Like that time Mark cut a diver's air hose (I know you see him swim away in a later strip but damnit, as far as I'm concerned he killed that man)?

Good Listener
Sep 2, 2006

Ask me about moons
Fact #1 The Moon is really cool
I don't know if it bugs anyone else but like...as well drawn as they can be, I hate the Sunday Funkys where it's just "look I drew based off an old comic thing. Isn't that special?"

No. It's not :T

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

How will they know the difference between teen hormones and their regular lives?

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

dirksteadfast posted:

Literally every strip with Shannon is her being a loud little kid passed from one person to another.
Hmm, I wonder why she constantly wants attention? :thunk:

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
How smug can funky wankerbean get, honestly?

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Nancy


Dustin


Mandrake




Mandrake was dead all along?! :wth:

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Let's get back to that one the next time Meg wants to go out in a skirt that ends above the ankles.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Arlo and Janis Classic (September 19, 1995)



Garfield Classic (September 19, 1985)


Good Listener posted:

I don't know if it bugs anyone else but like...as well drawn as they can be, I hate the Sunday Funkys where it's just "look I drew based off an old comic thing. Isn't that special?"

Allow me to put on the world's ugliest hat, that of "Funky Winkerbean Apologist": I think those Sundays are great. He's commissioning a lot of great old comic artists to produce work, and gets it in front of arguably fresh eyes (my mom, for example, doesn't know who Russ Heath or Paul Gulacy or Michael Golden are, but she reads the comics in the paper she still subscribes to just like anyone else).

That one being Russ Heath, in particular, reminded me of this comic, and the particularly the fact that a lot of these artistic greats aren't necessarily living high on the hog in their retirements.

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

Pastry of the Year posted:

Arlo and Janis Classic (September 19, 1995)



ah yeah, 3 megs of porn. :sonia:

ssb
Feb 16, 2006

WOULD YOU ACCOMPANY ME ON A BRISK WALK? I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK WITH YOU!!


Vargo posted:

Big Nate


Any of the teachers I know would be BEYOND THRILLED at hearing their student went and did all that because they were the inspiration. They wouldn't be bitter at their own lack of success. It's possible I don't know lovely teachers, but I know all the old retired teachers I've heard talking about their teaching days are always the most proud of someone they taught who called them an inspiration. I dated a music teacher for a while and it was the same with her, except she taught elementary schoolers so it was more that she wanted to get them excited about music. Maybe I'm just forgetting any bitter teachers I had, or it's because I grew up in a small town, I dunno.

Edit:

Huzzah! posted:

ah yeah, 3 megs of porn. :sonia:

VV Never mind that guy got it right, for some reason that looked like an 8" and not a 3.5". I feel shame.

ssb fucked around with this message at 13:36 on Jul 18, 2017

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Huzzah! posted:

ah yeah, 3 megs of porn. :sonia:

1.4

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse


Viivi & Wagner

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

EasyEW posted:

Crankshaft



I am finding it very hard to imagine Dashiell Hammett, who was a high school dropout, ever using a sentence like "The writing begins when those story parts come together in my subconscious like some kind of colorful tapestry." (It gets darkly hilarious, although certainly not in the way Batiuk intended, when you know that Hammett struggled endlessly with writer's block for the last couple decades of his life.)

Rhymes with Orange



Pros and Cons

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!




Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.
Shoe


The Lockhorns


Bound and Gagged


Brewster Rockit: Space Guy!


On The Fastrack


Safe Havens


Kevin & Kell


Mother Goose & Grimm


Hagar The Horrible

Good Listener
Sep 2, 2006

Ask me about moons
Fact #1 The Moon is really cool

Pastry of the Year posted:



Allow me to put on the world's ugliest hat, that of "Funky Winkerbean Apologist": I think those Sundays are great. He's commissioning a lot of great old comic artists to produce work, and gets it in front of arguably fresh eyes (my mom, for example, doesn't know who Russ Heath or Paul Gulacy or Michael Golden are, but she reads the comics in the paper she still subscribes to just like anyone else).

That one being Russ Heath, in particular, reminded me of this comic, and the particularly the fact that a lot of these artistic greats aren't necessarily living high on the hog in their retirements.

Ok see, I was totally unaware of that. For some reason I thought he was just drawing his chars and emulating old comic artists' styles, not actually getting said old artists to do it. I recede my comments then cuz that's actually pretty cool.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

EasyEW posted:

Funky Winkerbean



They haven't released the first one yet. How is he "taking over a large franchise"? How is any word in that phrase accurate?
Isn't Starbuck Jones this world's Star Wars? That's the only way I can reconcile everyone giving any kind of poo poo about it in-comic.

(God this whole comicon panel is insufferable even by Batuik's standard)

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Calvin and Hobbes






Zippy


Ripley's

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Good Listener posted:

Ok see, I was totally unaware of that. For some reason I thought he was just drawing his chars and emulating old comic artists' styles, not actually getting said old artists to do it. I recede my comments then cuz that's actually pretty cool.

Ditto, I thought he was just ripping off old comic styles wholesale. It's too bad, if he had old comic artists draw Funky on a weekly basis, he would have a piece of gold on his hands.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

FrumpleOrz posted:

Hagar The Horrible
This is even worse than usual.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

BigDave posted:

Ditto, I thought he was just ripping off old comic styles wholesale. It's too bad, if he had old comic artists draw Funky on a weekly basis, he would have a piece of gold on his hands.

He's going to end up auctioning off all the original artwork for charity, which is pretty neat. http://www.funkywinkerbean.com/gallery.html

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Good Listener posted:

Ok see, I was totally unaware of that. For some reason I thought he was just drawing his chars and emulating old comic artists' styles, not actually getting said old artists to do it. I recede my comments then cuz that's actually pretty cool.

I thought the same.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


catlord posted:

Anyway, is this a plot twist is Mark Trail? How long has this story been going? Remember when Jam first took over and we got excited because there was action? Like that time Mark cut a diver's air hose (I know you see him swim away in a later strip but damnit, as far as I'm concerned he killed that man)?
I'm guessing the woman who is a "hostage" maybe isn't really and is instead an accomplice doing an act to keep MT under control? That's my guess, but looking back that is probably wrong. As for how long this has been going on, this storyline with the robbers has been since March. There was some weird Africa interlude between this story and the last that seemed like it might have been a storyline James Allen wanted to do but the syndicate told him to stop. Or maybe that somehow relates to this one.

Mark Trail sucks and I'm convinced it's only a matter of time before it goes to just the big Sunday "Nature Facts" thing that will never die. I don't think you can entirely blame James Allen for that but he sure isn't the one that's going to turn that all around. He's pissing off the old people that liked the old comic, and the new way of doing things he does is poorly written and doesn't fit the Mark Trail style. Just look at this:



For one, he's trying to "sex up" Cherry here, which in itself is weird and off-putting to long-term readers, but also to do that he makes a terribly proportioned bikini body probably taken from a photo, and plops Cherry's 1940s head just right on top of it. It just doesn't fit together or work in any way. His drawings of women are frankly disturbing to me altogether, really. I don't think he's a pervert, but they're clearly there just for "show."

It's a shame because I was excited when he started and showed Mark doing rock climbing and stuff. I think if you are going to try to update this strip though you're either going to have to update the style entirely or get way better writing. Or both. But maybe an old comic strip about a nature photographer having outdoor family-friendly adventures can only be stretched so far, and 70+ years is about it.

None of this is stopping me from posting it for the time being though.

F Minus



Mark Trail



His drawings of men are bad too, but at least he's trying to make them unique.

Mary Worth



The Phantom



Pooch Cafe



Rex Morgan MD



Secret Agent X-9



Apartment 3-G



This man does not deserve a woman like Millie.

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind
A webcomic about Garfield, which is an alternative origin story to Garfield Minus Garfield.

https://littlelifelines.com/comics/garfreed

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Poil
Mar 17, 2007

WindyMan posted:

A webcomic about Garfield, which is an alternative origin story to Garfield Minus Garfield.

https://littlelifelines.com/comics/garfreed

:3:

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