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akadajet posted:I like password hints, personally. mine's "Tom" figure that one out bitches
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ate all the Oreos posted:mine's "Tom" Jerryisabitch1
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 15:39 |
Password hint - look in keepass dumbass
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 15:47 |
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rafikki posted:Password hint - look in keepass dumbass for a while i just set it to "you know what it is moron"
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 15:49 |
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i think win7 forces you to put in a password hint, so i think i set mine to "PASSWORD TIME!!!!!!!!!" it's a good hint (as i type my password into gchat for the 50th time)
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 15:50 |
ate all the Oreos posted:for a while i just set it to "you know what it is moron" i set mine to a password a game beta test assigned to me more than a decade ago, but that was back when i was too dumb to keep rear end and had various password0, 0password, pass0word, etc
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 15:51 |
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Phone posted:i think win7 forces you to put in a password hint, so i think i set mine to "PASSWORD TIME!!!!!!!!!" my windows password hint is a space I think
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 15:51 |
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Phone posted:(as i type my password into gchat for the 50th time) focus is wonderful isnt it
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 15:52 |
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cinci zoo sniper posted:i set mine to a password a game beta test assigned to me more than a decade ago, but that was back when i was too dumb to keep rear end and had various password0, 0password, pass0word, etc Mine was my BIOS version number of a long forgotten motherboard I had back in the early 90's. That way if I forgot all I did was reboot!
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 15:53 |
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Good passwords: the dialup password you had to use when you were 8, a windows XP CD key you memorized when you janitored computers. Bad passwords: puddin1 jerry'shouse7
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 16:19 |
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bobfather posted:I was really hoping "what security question did you choose" picked twice would pop up a third drop down box. cinci zoo sniper posted:I was really hoping "what security question did you choose" picked twice would pop up a third drop down box. Subjunctive posted:yeah, without hdr there's a simple rainbow table attack Everyone's just going to pick a corner anyway.
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 16:21 |
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flakeloaf posted:focus is wonderful isnt it nah, it's that i don't have a lock timer setup, so if the monitor is off and i don't wiggle the mouse, there's a good chance i'll just slam my password into irc or something
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 16:34 |
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I'm guessing your password is "I'm a huge ding dong" so that no one realizes when it happens?
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 16:37 |
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i have a hint because of a tiny wiggling fear of "what if some terrible mishap occurs and leaves me with partial memory loss and i just needed this one hint to jog my brain to remember"
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 16:38 |
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All the tricky passwords I would forget all the time have to do with poo poo like insurance companies so instead I never note down the password and they always reset it or do all the stuff I need by phone using poo poo like my mom's name and my date of birth and address as creds because that's how they work. Most of them use your SSN as a unique ID and keep mailing that poo poo everywhere anyway. Given security is as good as the weakest link, might as well have nothing but the weakest link
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:i have a hint because of a tiny wiggling fear of "what if some terrible mishap occurs and leaves me with partial memory loss and i just needed this one hint to jog my brain to remember" i have changed several of my logins to 4 digit keys because basically if anyone had physical access to my home computers, welp not pro but honestly i don't even lock my phone because it goes on the nightstand or in my pocket i don't have anyone who cares enough about me to try to read my correspondence
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 16:55 |
syscall girl posted:i have changed several of my logins to 4 digit keys because basically if anyone had physical access to my home computers, welp you can still lock it so your mailbox fills up with cerberus selfies of your sleepy face
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 16:58 |
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i still use the randall munroe method of song lyrics for my bank account though i know it's not rainbow table blah blah safe but it's a lot of drat characters
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 16:58 |
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cinci zoo sniper posted:you can still lock it so your mailbox fills up with cerberus selfies of your sleepy face install prey wait for your server host to go down temporarily get 100 images of yourself and your coords emailed to you
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 17:00 |
syscall girl posted:install prey never heard of it but that sounds pretty good lol
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 17:02 |
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cinci zoo sniper posted:never heard of it but that sounds pretty good lol it doesn't rely on anything but where you host a file delete file, start getting pics and coords of whoever jacked your laptop if server go down, lol look @ your ugly mug looking dopey
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 17:15 |
syscall girl posted:it doesn't rely on anything but where you host a file does it work with some kind of cloud storage too?
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 17:16 |
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Phone posted:nah, it's that i don't have a lock timer setup, so if the monitor is off and i don't wiggle the mouse, there's a good chance i'll just slam my password into irc or something why don't you press Windows + L every time you leave your desk??
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 17:35 |
FAT32 SHAMER posted:why don't you press Windows + L every time you leave your desk??
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 17:35 |
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nice
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 17:41 |
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:why don't you press Windows + L every time you leave your desk?? becase i press ctrl + shift + esc unlike you chumps
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 17:42 |
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We have this VDI thing at work and win+l doesn't work lmao
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 17:49 |
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:why don't you press Windows + L every time you leave your desk?? i may or may not have an elaborate mirror set up that allows me to look at the computer monitor from the bathroom
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 17:49 |
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Phone posted:i may or may not have an elaborate mirror set up that allows me to look at the computer monitor from the bathroom do you work from home or something flakeloaf posted:nice
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 18:01 |
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Mr SuperAwesome posted:becase i press ctrl + shift + esc unlike you chumps why would you bring up task manager when leaving ur comp?
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 18:01 |
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anyone who doesn't lock their comp @ work leaves themselves open to being hosed w/
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 18:01 |
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Shaggar posted:anyone who doesn't lock their comp @ work leaves themselves open to being hosed w/ standard course of action here is your background being changed to Hulk Hogan and if you do it again you get a screenshot of your desktop with shortcuts = off
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 18:05 |
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here it's warnings -> lockoutShaggar posted:anyone who doesn't lock their comp @ work leaves themselves open to being hosed w/ by me "b-b-b-b-but we're in a secure area" great good for you now tell me which of your colleagues is 50k in debt, go on i'll wait integrity and reliability are a function of your options
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 18:05 |
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:standard course of action here is your background being changed to Hulk Hogan and if you do it again you get a screenshot of your desktop with shortcuts = off you should also rotate the display and rotate the desktop background to match
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 18:06 |
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Shaggar posted:you should also rotate the display and rotate the desktop background to match Brilliant, I'll make sure to do that luckily the only person that leaves their poo poo unlocked all the time is the know it all who tries to talk down to you about poo poo you actually know. then you correct him and he says "oh i knew that"
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 18:07 |
FAT32 SHAMER posted:standard course of action here is your background being changed to Hulk Hogan and if you do it again you get a screenshot of your desktop with shortcuts = off here we just get hosed because from any of workstations in my dept you can access full records of every customer [of a company subject to strict regulatory compliance of bunch of countries including us of a]
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 18:12 |
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cinci zoo sniper posted:does it work with some kind of cloud storage too? i haven't tested that but i know it pings the file you're hosting fairly regularly so a free dropbox/google drive/onedrive might balk at it i don't use it anymore but it was funny when my hosting went down and i got a look at how i look working/browsing https://www.preyproject.com/
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 18:17 |
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:standard course of action here is your background being changed to Hulk Hogan and if you do it again you get a screenshot of your desktop with shortcuts = off keyboard to dvorak is a pro one then u lock it (on OS X you have to reboot to get it back to qwerty on the lock screen)
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 18:17 |
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if you're in an office that hasn't disabled the intel graphics shortcuts, rotating people's screens is a fantastic driveby way to mess with unlocked machines it's ctrl+alt+arrow key iirc
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Mr SuperAwesome posted:keyboard to dvorak is a pro one it's in the upper right corner..?
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