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gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/888204937355816962

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The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Youth Decay posted:

"Hold my Perrier" - Trump

Trump would never fire Mueller. He'd just appoint a deputy AG that will. Bing bing bong so simple.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

cumshitter posted:

i have only smoked crack accidentally and also it was great btw
Crack is pretty drat good. Do not try crack. You will really like it.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/mattmittenthal/status/888214892376989696

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

Joementum posted:

Trump issues pardon of John McCain for cooperating with Hanoi while in prison, gives press conference saying he wanted to do it before he died because he knew how much John would love it

drat, joe

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

how many cops have u killed
its okay u can trust me, im a cop

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Agean90 posted:

if muellers smart he wont bring up actual charges until 2018 or 2020. 2018 if the dems manage to win back the house and can impeach to stop any pardons 2020 if not to gently caress over the reelection.

If Mueller's smart he doesn't let political timelines influence the investigation at all because if it comes out that he sat on anything because he wants to influence an election, it's gonna render all of his work moot. It would be the Fuhrman tapes times 1000.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

SKULL.GIF posted:

there's a 99.9% likelihood that the entire GOP are corrupt as gently caress and entangled in this whole Russia/global banker conspiracy stuff

i mean paul ryan is actually on tape saying he knows about it

so they're enablers at the least

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
think of how colossally stupid you would have to be to accept a job in the communications office of the trump White House right now

meanolmrcloud
Apr 5, 2004

rock out with your stock out

Elephanthead posted:

Crack is pretty drat good. Do not try crack. You will really like it.

I've been stone cold sober for years at this point, and I don't miss any substance besides crack.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Jazerus posted:

you're the super hans of this thread cumshitter

first time i smoked it i was picking up like a half oz of primo weed with a college buddy in his hometown on winter break. we went to his buddy's basement and he put on fritz the cat and he hands us these white nugs with green flecks in them. i had not smoked a lot of weed at that point so i was like, "oh wow this is really crystally"

took a hit, my lungs are on fire. im kneeling and i hold it for like 3 seconds and fall backwards and just remember blurred frames of fritz the cat from the rest of that night. especially the pig cops who sneak around the synagogue while all the jew pigs are doing some kind of fransciscan monk chanting

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

scary if bio is already rich right

A Neurotic Corncob
Nov 12, 2016

A light wind swept over the corn, and all nature laughed in the sunshine.
https://twitter.com/katherinemiller/status/888222208161697793

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tersmvh6fFI

We sharing Stza songs?

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

im p bored right now

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/jaloysius/status/888221715716874240

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Joementum posted:

think of how colossally stupid you would have to be to accept a job in the communications office of the trump White House right now

tbf i probably would, just to go on stage and be like "the president is not a loving baby. you guys think he's a toddler, a piece of poo poo, a dumb orange nazi bitch, well oh looks like we're out of time

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Elephanthead posted:

Crack is pretty drat good. Do not try crack. You will really like it.

its crack. its great. it gets you really high

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
sometimes i miss turdfuzz
sometimesi feel like he's still here posting with us

Higgy
Jul 6, 2005



Grimey Drawer

Turdfuzz posted:

im p bored right now

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/dandrezner/status/888029651637084164

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

deadgoon posted:

sometimes i miss turdfuzz
sometimesi feel like he's still here posting with us

zombie turdfuzz not a bad username maybe round halloween who knows!!!

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
hahaha
https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/888203955880308737
https://twitter.com/tuckercarlson/status/888193074018562052

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Me: I assure you the president does NOT in fact drink a hot mug of piss every single morning to start off his day

Wapo: uh we asked you about infrastructure spend-

Me: DID YOU JUST IMPLY THAT DONALD J TRUMP, OUR PRESIDENT, LOVINGLY CARESSES A PICTURE OF ADOLF HITLER EVERY NIGHT BEFORE HE GOES TO BED???

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

corker pre-emptively saying something about Trump firing Mueller is actually way more than I expected from any GOP congressman

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

cumshitter posted:

I'm smoking infront of a bar and a methhead with no Shoes on just skipped through traffic while shouting about how good he feels

man, wouldn't that be nice? I bet that would be nice

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

i remember when turdfuzz was still alive

what a time to post

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




speedrun lookin good

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




in for a penny in for a pound

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

so what did mueller do that's got trump spooked suddenly

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.
not gonna lie, coke is on my drug bucket list and you're all making a really good case for doing it in crack form

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Yinlock posted:

i remember when turdfuzz was still alive

what a time to post

I really will miss that upset ape

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Jazerus posted:

you're the super hans of this thread cumshitter

youre the mr hands of this thread cumshitter

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Yinlock posted:

so what did mueller do that's got trump spooked suddenly

nothing

he's been silent

which must trrrify trullp

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
by which i mean youre very vice presidential

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/888174998405492736

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
:iceburn:

Asked what Mr. Trump could have meant by “extracurricular activities,” Adam Zamoyski, the author of “Moscow 1812: Napoleon’s Fatal March,” said: “I can’t make head or tail of it. You could argue that all of Napoleon’s activities were ‘extracurricular’! As are Trump’s.”

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/jdickerson/status/888223579585884161

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Joementum posted:

think of how colossally stupid you would have to be to accept a job in the communications office of the trump White House right now

what if like youre unemployed and really desperate

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Yinlock posted:

so what did mueller do that's got trump spooked suddenly

Tax returns.

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