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xXAdmiralBekHarXx posted:what the gently caress do those clowns know about a vehicle that doesnt exist yet in game or even game mechanics for it that dont exist. You'd think for appearrences sake they'd trot out a designer. Does the shield go all the way to the floor? How much? What happens when it intersects the ground? How about after it jumps? So landmines will be a one-shot kill inside the shield bubble?
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Kromlech posted:What would the names of the months be? Sanduary Pledguary Smartch Paypril Cray Goons [redacted, month not found] CITIZENCONZITISENCONCINITEZCON Stimtember Huxtober Lesnember B'Tember e:   
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Daztek posted:https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/transmission/16026-Q-A-Tumbril-Cyclone I'm excited to hear the handwaving they use to explain how shields work on a wheeled vehicle that ostensibly must be in physical contact with the ground to move forwards. e: quote:Currently, the base version of the Cyclone is set to carry 1 SCU of cargo. This thing is entirely loving useless lol. Beet Wagon fucked around with this message at 20:02 on Jul 26, 2017 |
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The Titanic posted:I too let my dogs post for me sometimes. mods?!?!?! admission of account sharing
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Beet Wagon posted:I'm excited to hear the handwaving they use to explain how shields work on a wheeled vehicle that ostensibly must be in physical contact with the ground to move forwards. half-shield! done! CIG hire me
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Kromlech posted:What would the names of the months be? Every day is July 14th.
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tooterfish posted:Info from CIG, who have never hit one of their self imposed deadlines yet. In fact they consistently miss them by times that are far greater than any reasonable margin of error, meaning they're either lying about them or they're woefully loving incompetent. Either or? Why not both?
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Couldn't resist: https://twitter.com/Mu77ley/status/890291619139923969
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Hav posted:
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Tank Boy Ken posted:Relevant: WARNING STRONG NSFW LANGUAGE This guy has way too much time on his hands. I just buy my juice. Shocking, I know. eXXon posted:Either or? Why not both? They've exceeded my wildest predictions for both.
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One by one they seem to be reaching the breaking point.  why won't you meanies self-censor yourselves to avoid speaking badly of my game?  He's a reasonable man, one way or another. trucutru fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Jul 26, 2017 |
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trucutru posted:One by one they seem to be reaching the breaking point. Yeah, you need a system like Twitter for a really good social engagement.
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Lethality is right though, the upvote/downvote system is fundamentally garbage. reddit was poo poo before it ever left the drawing board.
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big nipples big life posted:Lethality is right though, the upvote/downvote system is fundamentally garbage. reddit was poo poo before it ever left the drawing board. Well, yes, reddit is complete rear end but he only dislikes it because he's the one getting downvoted for being a slobbering toady. He's pretty drat happy about the pro-sc circle-jerk locations.
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Whenever I see a wanted Anaconda I just think big payday. Slow fat punching bag just like SC ships.
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big nipples big life posted:Lethality is right Selectively quoting you for comedic purposes.
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big nipples big life posted:Lethality is right though, the upvote/downvote system is fundamentally garbage. reddit was poo poo before it ever left the drawing board. I've upvoted this comment
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Daztek posted:What about Steven Kam aka Toast, a paralegal He was presumably involved in the composition of the ToS, so his credentials are… not entirely stellar. big nipples big life posted:Lethality is right though, the upvote/downvote system is fundamentally garbage. reddit was poo poo before it ever left the drawing board. Digg was a mistake.
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Daztek posted:What about Steven Kam aka Toast, a paralegal Hmm, has Toast posted anything later found to not be true? Under the Toast name, obviously. As MoMA he posts pure horseshit.
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Sunswipe posted:Hmm, has Toast posted anything later found to not be true? Again, I point to the ToS.
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Tippis posted:Again, I point to the ToS. Coated in ferrous material. Tippis posted:Digg was a mistake. Some of us think that Tim Berners-Lee should have just stayed away from hypertext.
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The only good thing to ever come from Digg: http://i.imgur.com/NvGPP87.gifv
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Tippis posted:Again, I point to the ToS. You make a good point.
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thatguy posted:The only good thing to ever come from Digg: seems kinda harsh? Was it attacking something? We don't have racoons here, kinda hated by everyone it seems. e: cattax 
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Am I reading this correctly...the backers of the game hailed as the most open game development project in history are pissed off that the people who paid thousands are allowed to reveal what they're seeing in the exclusive whale-only test environment for a patch that's 9 months late with no explanation? ...Seems everything is in order...
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Zealot highcharitysuite Posted: - In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.
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Crazy_BlackParrot posted:seems kinda harsh? Was it attacking something? Yeah looks like it might have been fighting with a dog. I dunno.
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page 1597 = 1 + 5 +9 + 7 = 22 = 2 + 2 = 4
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hakimashou posted:page 1597 = 1 + 5 +9 + 7 = 22 = 2 + 2 = 4 Gently caressed up if true
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Beet Wagon posted:It's a remnant of hunting trips when I was a kid, but after years of trying to be a "coffee snob" I realized that for me nothing tastes better than dirt cheap pre-ground stuff filtered through an old sock. Which is fine by me, cause the habit is way cheaper that way haha. This. I drink coffee to get a boost in the morning. Don't want no fancy flavors in my mouth.
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SKYBOX FPS LEVEL CONFIRMED? https://twitter.com/sandigardiner/status/890297562678382592 theres no fuckin way the moons would be that close together.
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BeefThief posted:Am I reading this correctly...the backers of the game hailed as the most open game development project in history are pissed off that the people who paid thousands are allowed to reveal what they're seeing in the exclusive whale-only test environment for a patch that's 9 months late with no explanation? You don't understand, if they're allowed to release footage of the test builds, Goons might start posting bug videos and laughing at Star Citizen! 
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