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trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Hyperlynx posted:

That's just what Akihabara in Tokyo is like. There's just anime porn in shop windows, front and center. Apparently dudes just read porn comics in public, on the train, and nobody bats an eyelid. Japan's weird, mate.

Reminds me of this classic, even though it's a still picture.

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Ah, the old, "bag covering the boner" trick, eh?

Classic

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
He's so serious about his pornography.

The Repo Man
Jul 31, 2013

I Remember...

Hyperlynx posted:

That's just what Akihabara in Tokyo is like. There's just anime porn in shop windows, front and center. Apparently dudes just read porn comics in public, on the train, and nobody bats an eyelid. Japan's weird, mate.

On a train to Nipponbashi, me and my classmates saw some guys crowding around one guy reading porn on the train, so that's...accurate. The magazines orders on the magazine rack in convenience stores was always something like: women's mags, mens mags, kids mags, comic compilations (Shounen jump, etc), hardcore porn for about 1/4th the entire rack length.

Unrelated webm.

https://s1.webmshare.com/EBmRY.webm

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

w00tmonger posted:

Trying to find a gif if anyone can help me out. It's a whole bunch of drawers full of candy, pulling up to a fat nerd in glasses sitting down with a pair of nerf guns

Late, but it only popped up in the 'POS today:

http://i.imgur.com/XJX96wR.gifv

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

orange sky
May 7, 2007

wrong thread

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Hooplah posted:

As always, everyone's thrilled to know which woman random goon finds attractive, but also why that woman is physically flawed

:thumbsup:

As always, some goon feels the need to White Knight some woman he will never meet, and act like he is superior to someone posting on the internet.

:shrek:

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

veedubfreak posted:

As always, some goon feels the need to White Knight some woman he will never meet, and act like he is superior to someone posting on the internet.

:shrek:

No one wants to hear about who you would or wouldn't jerk off to

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Olive Garden tonight! posted:

No one wants to hear about who you would or wouldn't jerk off to

Speak for yourself!

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



http://i.imgur.com/wRgvbey.gifv

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

veedubfreak posted:

As always, some goon feels the need to White Knight some woman he will never meet, and act like he is superior to someone posting on the internet.

:shrek:

Nobody wants to hear about who you find hot, and some people don't like reading people objectifying women. It's possible to speak out against disrespect towards women without the personal incentive of wanting to gently caress said women. Is that what you think about women? Is that why you use the term "White Knight"? That you imagine any time someone complains about sexism or objectification, they're only doing it because they imagine they can sweep in like a knight in armour and save the damsel in distress, and be rewarded with sex? Is that actually what you think is happening there? Or that people are objecting to your post purely so that they can feel smug and superior to you, and not because they actually think your conduct is objectionable?

Stop and think.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-
https://i.imgur.com/0okxEpR.gifv

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
I would definitely prefer to hear about goons' masturbation preferences than read a derail over internet posting etiquette in the .gif thread.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


blarzgh posted:

I would definitely prefer to hear about goons' masturbation preferences than read a derail over internet posting etiquette in the .gif thread.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Way better than an essay

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Trabant posted:

Late, but it only popped up in the 'POS today:

http://i.imgur.com/XJX96wR.gifv

So you say dieting just doesn't work for you, huh Harold?

(I used to be this guy but without all the disposed income)

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



blarzgh posted:

I would definitely prefer to hear about goons' masturbation preferences than read a derail over internet posting etiquette in the .gif thread.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

The Bananana posted:

Ah, the old, "bag covering the boner" trick, eh?

Classic

That is not the face of someone aroused. More like furiously confused.

"....a human female?"

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
What the gently caress

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

SubponticatePoster posted:

What the gently caress

What part of "Take your panties off" is confusing?

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Trabant posted:

What part of "Take your panties off" is confusing?
I need to get my eyes checked, I didn't even see the spider was wearing panties.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

SubponticatePoster posted:

What the gently caress

Most spiders are completely harmless, and letting one hang out in your mouth is a fun and easy way to freak people out. It's not until they get too comfy and try to make a little home in your ear that it's time to start worrying.

(Linked because it's a spider in a dude's ear, and I get that some people aren't cool with seeing that.)
https://media.giphy.com/media/agsuXcbE83jaw/giphy.gif

Skippy McPants has a new favorite as of 19:09 on Jul 30, 2017

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
I'm not afraid of spiders at all, and the pax arachnid is in full force in my home. "What the gently caress" is still my natural reaction.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

SubponticatePoster posted:

What the gently caress

That's just what women look like inside. Made of spiders.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Slime posted:

That's just what women look like inside. Made of spiders.

The female body is such a mystery.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Yeah, that's the stuff

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

blarzgh posted:

I would definitely prefer to hear about goons' masturbation preferences than read a derail over internet posting etiquette in the .gif thread.

In that case...


I'm using this right now.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

blarzgh posted:

I would definitely prefer to hear about goons' masturbation preferences than read a derail over internet posting etiquette in the .gif thread.

Stay on these forums long enough (give or take a week) and you'll hear about both.

My trick is to masturbate to both.

Proteus Jones posted:

Looks like someone didn't manage to be the front of the centipede.

Caufman has a new favorite as of 21:49 on Jul 30, 2017

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



http://i.imgur.com/Uu3Rdjp.gifv

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Crosspostin' everywhere:
http://i.imgur.com/yRXBaRA.mp4

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


sooooooo good

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014


im bannon's dicksuckin lips

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




OH MY GOD

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

God drat.

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!



This is part of a series

http://i.imgur.com/u6bcRDE.mp4

Atoramos has a new favorite as of 04:09 on Jul 31, 2017

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



omg lmao

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jigokuman
Aug 28, 2002


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