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Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

That second one's not showing up because Garrison's site has hotlinks throttled or something, so here it is on imgur because I'm a special helpful boy:


That is legit awful garbage, wtf

col. sanders, nooooooooooo

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Three Olives posted:

It's only stressful if you actually gave a crap about how important the job is, the biggest stress Trump has in the job is sometimes it takes a few minutes for the Diet Coke to arrive when he presses the button on his desk.

that or its not the weekend so he can't blow millions in taxpayer money on staying at Maralago

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

Robo Reagan posted:

that or its not the weekend so he can't blow millions in taxpayer money on staying at Maralago

i dont think he worries much about tax either, other than his own contributions being made public

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

haljordan posted:

Has anyone who is deathly afraid of transgender people ever met or even spent eight seconds with one?

based on what i know about super anti gay people the super anti trans people probably get more tranny cock than anyone

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

That second one's not showing up because Garrison's site has hotlinks throttled or something, so here it is on imgur because I'm a special helpful boy:


That is legit awful garbage, wtf

thank; imgur was doing that poo poo thing where it goes JUST CHECKING YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT POINT OUT THESE STREET SIGNS and loops over and over again

the combat trannies return, as well

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Robo Reagan posted:

that or its not the weekend so he can't blow millions in taxpayer money on staying at Maralago

It's not only that he is blowing millions of dollars, it's also that when he goes to one of his commercial properties the government has to pay him money to use them for Secret Service and support staff.

Donald Trump is literally paid by the US government to go gently caress off at one of his clubs.

haljordan posted:

Has anyone who is deathly afraid of transgender people ever met or even spent eight seconds with one?

Counter Point: Caitlyn Jenner

warez
Mar 13, 2003

HOLA FANTA DONT CHA WANNA?

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

That second one's not showing up because Garrison's site has hotlinks throttled or something, so here it is on imgur because I'm a special helpful boy:


That is legit awful garbage, wtf
This is disturbing lol

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
its in such poor taste that im surprised its not from a photoshop thread

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

I'm honestly not sure who he thinks he's lampooning here.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

boomers are loving horrible

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

runupon cracker posted:

I'm honestly not sure who he thinks he's lampooning here.

He's lampooning the idea that rational thought and discourse have a place in modern America

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
HEY MR TRUMP? Tired? Tired yet? Yes! Three week vacation all aboard choo choo.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



:same:

hseroK divaD
Jun 3, 2011

Creepy Richard will keep leering at you NON-STOP!
https://twitter.com/SenSchumer/status/892775305718497282

:thunk:

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Schumer if you want to talk more about tops and bottoms I am loving down

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
the funny thing is, I'd be thrilled by a proper "Buy American" push, that's a worthy goal. it's just too bad it's become a republican talking point because they're The Worst

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?




"Hi we're your improv act for the night THE DEMOCRATIC LEADERSHIP!
Okay, we're going to start with a skit where we come up with a platform and message. Shout outs from the audience?!"

"A $15 federal minimum wage!"
"Universal single-payer healthcare!"

"Okay, I heard 'some top-down technocratic solutions were not actually going to implement!'"

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

buy american being a national priority? what is this commie bullshit

free market, bitch

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Mexico is denying that its president recently called President Trump to compliment the White House's immigration policy, saying Enrique Peña Nieto has not contacted Trump in weeks.

http://thehill.com/latino/344951-mexico-denies-president-called-trump-to-compliment-immigration-policy

Also, what the gently caress does" lying honestly "even mean? Bizzaro world is real.

edit : another one...

Reporter Andrew Feinberg says a Russian state-owned news site he once worked for pressured him to advance a conspiracy theory about the fatal shooting of Democratic National Committee staffer Seth Rich.

Feinberg, who was the White House correspondent for Sputnik, first made his allegations when he left the Russian outlet in May. However, his story is newly relevant in light of a lawsuit filed this week that accused President Trump and the White House of playing a role in a “fake news” story designed to advance the same conspiracy theory.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/reporter...-000407907.html

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
double post because, wow.

To underscore his view that the veterans who fought in the war may be better positioned to advise him on an Afghanistan strategy, Trump compared the policy review process to the renovation of a famed New York restaurant in the 1980s, officials said.

Trump told his advisers that the restaurant, Manhattan's elite '21' Club, had shut its doors for a year and hired an expensive consultant to craft a plan for a renovation. After a year, Trump said, the consultant's only suggestion was that the restaurant needed a bigger kitchen.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-says-u-s-losing-afghan-war-tense-meeting-generals-n789006

we are so screwed.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
"lying honestly" means trump has a tenuous connection to reality

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
because he is sundowning

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/02/politics/kfile-sam-clovis-blog-posts/index.html

Good news, Trump's nominee to be the department of agriculture's chief scientist, who in not a scientist in any sense of the imagination is also a deranged loon.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

ben garrison has gone loving mental



entitled "the trouble with trannies":


and then this one



he's obsessed. he needs a pseudobillionaire dick to calm him down

I'm the fart fumes that CNN is blowing at Sulu

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

WSJ posted:

Kushner Cos., the New York property development business owned by the family of White House senior adviser Jared Kushner, has been subpoenaed by New York federal prosecutors regarding its use of an investment-for-immigration program, according to people familiar with the matter.

The subpoena concerns at least one Jersey City, N.J., development financed in part by a federal visa program known as EB-5: twin, 66-floor commercial-and-residential towers called One Journal Square, said a person familiar with the subpoena.

A spokesman for the Brooklyn U.S. attorney’s office, which issued the subpoena, declined to comment. The Kushner Cos. general counsel, Emily Wolf, said in a statement that “Kushner Companies utilized the program, fully complied with its rules and regulations and did nothing improper. We are cooperating with legal requests for information.”

The subpoena, received by the company in May, was a document request that included a demand for emails, according to a person familiar with it.

It isn’t clear what potential violations are being probed by the U.S. attorney.

EVERYTHING IS FINE.

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

I'm the fart fumes that CNN is blowing at Sulu

I'm not big on Sars Track, wtf is that thing supposed to be/do?

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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Obsidianheart posted:

I'm not big on Sars Track, wtf is that thing supposed to be/do?

It shoots fart fumes at engineering or whatever Sulu did

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Three Olives posted:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/02/politics/kfile-sam-clovis-blog-posts/index.html

Good news, Butt's nominee to be the department of agriculture's chief scientist, who in not a scientist in any sense of the imagination is also a deranged loon.

Yes but he has the appropriate neck pouch to serve in this administration.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Three Olives posted:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/02/politics/kfile-sam-clovis-blog-posts/index.html

Good news, Trump's nominee to be the department of agriculture's chief scientist, who in not a scientist in any sense of the imagination is also a deranged loon.

Why would people act like this disqualifies him to work in the Trump white house and not that it is the exact reason he was hired?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Three Olives posted:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/02/politics/kfile-sam-clovis-blog-posts/index.html

Good news, Trump's nominee to be the department of agriculture's chief scientist, who in not a scientist in any sense of the imagination is also a deranged loon.

It's really funny that this guy doesn't seem to be at all an outlier in the trump nominations. Pretty applesauce plain conserv with no real outright spoken racism or kill pours.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Take a deep breath because I'm going to tell you something that is probably going to freak you out



She's only 34 years old.

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

NotWearingPants posted:

Take a deep breath because I'm going to tell you something that is probably going to freak you out



She's only 34 years old.

andre the giant is alive and doing better than ever

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



seriously my dudes its like dark side corruption. P sure Obama's inner circle by and large didn't look like this nor dubyas

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Three Olives posted:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/02/politics/kfile-sam-clovis-blog-posts/index.html

Good news, Trump's nominee to be the department of agriculture's chief scientist, who in not a scientist in any sense of the imagination is also a deranged loon.

It looks like it hurts to be him

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Three Olives posted:

http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/02/politics/kfile-sam-clovis-blog-posts/index.html

Good news, Trump's nominee to be the department of agriculture's chief scientist, who in not a scientist in any sense of the imagination is also a deranged loon.

He's also a fat-gently caress-cartoon-level-villain lookin' motherfucker.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

seriously my dudes its like dark side corruption. P sure Obama's inner circle by and large didn't look like this nor dubyas

Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld were twisted and evil and everything they did was a bad idea ripe with negative repercussions they were too unimaginative to foresee, but at least you knew where their loyalties lied.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

NotWearingPants posted:

Take a deep breath because I'm going to tell you something that is probably going to freak you out



She's only 34 years old.

What the gently caress, I'm 34

She looks like she could be my mom

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

bloom posted:

I'd love to see FSB release a series of trailers. At first it'd just seem like some depressing low budget russian porn, but gradually the trailers start dropping hints. An overlong tie laying on the floor. A familiar yet unintelligible voice in the background. A trash can overflowing with used spray tan cans.

Then the release day promised in the trailers comes and The Piss Tape(pbuh) gets uploaded in glorious HD on every porn site simultaneously. A trumpet sounds throughout the world, heralding the beginning of the hmbolcalypse.

Pbuh = piss be upon him

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Gadzuko
Feb 14, 2005

NotWearingPants posted:

Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld were twisted and evil and everything they did was a bad idea ripe with negative repercussions they were too unimaginative to foresee, but at least you knew where their loyalties lied.
Yeah, George W's cabinet and appointees were conservative but usually smart and just trying to push their agenda. Obama appointees were pushing an opposite agenda. Trump appointees are too stupid to know whether to call someone a "race traitor" or "race trader."

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