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Ouhei posted:Sorry, wording got mixed up there, I meant cut her a check for $500 less than her portion of the home sale. Assuming he's doing the legwork on the sale it seems like that's something he could arrange. The problem with that play is that the money from the sale will go into escrow, and the escrow agent will have a list of payees (50% to her, 50% to him) and since he's likely already signed the escrow papers (through his listing agreement) then the agent is going to pay her without asking him what he thinks about the matter.
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Just leave no will. Probate is hell enough for anyone. Ps $500,000 "fairly rich" lo
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blarzgh posted:The problem with that play is that the money from the sale will go into escrow, and the escrow agent will have a list of payees (50% to her, 50% to him) and since he's likely already signed the escrow papers (through his listing agreement) then the agent is going to pay her without asking him what he thinks about the matter. Ah, yeah that makes sense. Never sold a house before (though we're selling ours here soon) so I wasn't sure how that worked. Edit: Couldn't will guy just leave amazingly annoying conditions around receiving the inheritance? Like it all sits in a fund controlled by AMC theaters and you can only use it to buy movie tickets. Or are those not real things people can do? Ouhei fucked around with this message at 20:09 on Aug 15, 2017 |
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There are more limitations on wills than movies think mostly because a lot of people are rear end holes
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Aug 15, 2017 20:12
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Pick posted:Just leave no will. Probate is hell enough for anyone. I work on probate bonds for a good chunk of my day and Jesus wept people if you plan on dying please get a will because probate poo poo is a nightmare
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Aug 15, 2017 20:15
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If you hate your kids so much, tell them they have to go to a certain place at the same time to get their inheritance, where in truth you've spent it all on constructing an elaborate saw-like murder house that they're now trapped in. What are they gonna do, charge your corpse with murder???
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One Weird Trick To Get Away With Murder! Police HATE Him!
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Aug 15, 2017 20:18
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Blue Train posted:Oh so bougie scum, gotcha libertarians actually
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Aug 15, 2017 20:19
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Me (31 f married), my parents r acting weird after me getting pregnantquote:I have been in a relationship for more than 7 years and married for more than 3 years. As I was a single child my parents were always a bit overprotective about me. But after I got pregnant recently they started acting very weird. First of they told this is the only child I need (that is if I am adamant in having a child), and I explained politely its not their business. But they are acting weird day by day. quote:Its not about that. They are telling that the baby will have a horrible character. They always say that I would be more attentive to them if I were a boy child. But I have looked after them for a long time and I still do support them financially and in every way I can. But they always complain as if nothing is good enough for them and if I were a boy it would have been more beneficial for them. They are saying the baby will have a horrible character like me (but if I had a horrible character would I look after them and care about them after all the torture they give me?). 
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Aug 15, 2017 20:25
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The will thing is easy. Leave them each an envelope with some GPS coordinates, which leads to another set, which leads to a man that demands $500 for the next set that leads to an underwater location they need to learn to scuba dive for, which leads to etc etc etc, the final being the bank box or key or something in the a other's name. So they both have to complete their challenges for the other to get their money. The boxes are empty.
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Aug 15, 2017 20:33
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Pick posted:Just leave no will. Probate is hell enough for anyone. Wills still require probate. Y'all are thinking of trusts
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Outrail posted:The will thing is easy. Leave them each an envelope with some GPS coordinates, which leads to another set, which leads to a man that demands $500 for the next set that leads to an underwater location they need to learn to scuba dive for, which leads to etc etc etc, the final being the bank box or key or something in the a other's name. So they both have to complete their challenges for the other to get their money. They each get sent to a room with a button. If no one presses a button, they split the money. If one of them presses the button they get all the money. If both press the button, it all goes to the dog.
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Aug 15, 2017 20:42
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Spend all of your money on Red Lobster gift cards and just leave those to the kids.
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Cumslut1895 posted:Does this story involve cummies?!? The term "Big" made me do a double take but it looks it's just some weird sorority term, which means nothing going on here is as wholesome and consensual as DDLG roleplay poo poo.
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Ouhei posted:Spend all of your money on Red Lobster gift cards and just leave those to the kids. To my heirs I leave $100 million dollars, all of which must be spent at the Family Fun Center. I've [24F] been dating my boss [35F] for two months. My Coworkers think I'm receiving my favoritism all the time. quote:Hi, first post here on relationships. be easy on me, lol. So, i work part-time at hooters for graduate school. Basically, i'm broke as hell and this helps to a certain extent.
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Aug 15, 2017 20:52
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Pick posted:There are more limitations on wills than movies think mostly because a lot of people are rear end holes tragically irl if you try to pull a Brewster's Millions the courts will probably just decide you were senile, because they are killjoys
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Aug 15, 2017 20:53
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fruit on the bottom posted:I've [24F] been dating my boss [35F] for two months. My Coworkers think I'm receiving my favoritism all the time. This is exactly why "Don't poo poo where you eat" became a common phrase.
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Aug 15, 2017 20:55
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huh, a hooters manager dating one of the girls 10 years his junior. huh.
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Aug 15, 2017 20:58
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fruit on the bottom posted:To my heirs I leave $100 million dollars, all of which must be spent at the Family Fun Center. gently caress you don't go to graduate school if you can't capitalize you stupid bitch. P.s. You are clearly incredibly stupid for other reasons also. Eat poo poo, people who do what you do make work hard for the rest of us big titty blondes.
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:huh, a hooters manager dating one of the girls 10 years his junior. huh. the title says 35F but they use male pronouns throughout so I dont know whether to correct you or not Pick posted:gently caress you don't go to graduate school if you can't capitalize you stupid bitch. P.s. You are clearly incredibly stupid for other reasons also. Eat poo poo, people who do what you do make work hard for the rest of us big titty blondes. 
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the bitcoin of weed posted:the title says 35F but they use male pronouns throughout so I dont know whether to correct you or not As per the comments the title was in error
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Man I wanna know what program she's in cause she sucks badly at writing
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Blue Train posted:Man I wanna know what program she's in cause she sucks badly at writing Technical writing.
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Aug 15, 2017 21:13
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Pvt.Scott posted:As far as I know. It's also why tattoos were frowned upon in America until very recently. Criminals, sailors (often criminals themselves or at least quite rowdy on shore leave), whores, foreign savages and circus freaks had tattoos. Its actually 3 years, and all the branches have that. And its for not having ANY discipline problems. "The criteria for a Good Conduct Medal are defined by Executive Orders 8809, 9323, and 10444. The medal is awarded to any active-duty enlisted member of the United States military who completes three consecutive years of "honorable and faithful service". Such service implies that a standard enlistment was completed without any non-judicial punishment, disciplinary infractions, or court martial offenses. If a service member commits an offense, the three-year mark "resets" and a service member must perform an additional three years of service without having to be disciplined, before the Good Conduct may be authorized."
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Aug 15, 2017 21:22
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blarzgh posted:I have actually prosecuted this same scam as misdemeanor theft! One of the other ones is that people will grab a bunch of KoolAid packets (~10 cents ea.) and hold them over the bar code of the more expensive item they're scanning, and then bag it all up and try to walk out.
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blarzgh posted:I have actually prosecuted this same scam as misdemeanor theft! One of the other ones is that people will grab a bunch of KoolAid packets (~10 cents ea.) and hold them over the bar code of the more expensive item they're scanning, and then bag it all up and try to walk out. Wouldn't they need video of him applying the sticker?
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Aug 15, 2017 21:36
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Haifisch posted:Me (31 f married), my parents r acting weird after me getting pregnant even given the financial support twist, i'm genuinely shocked that two parents of an only child aren't screaming for joy every second of the day that they're about to become grandparents
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Aug 15, 2017 21:38
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maskenfreiheit posted:Wouldn't they need video of him applying the sticker? All they need is lp to say they saw him switch the sticker
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limpy wimpy posted:Its actually 3 years, and all the branches have that. And its for not having ANY discipline problems. It amuses me that in the American military you can get an actual medal for this. Brezhnev would be envious.
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Blue Train posted:All they need is lp to say they saw him switch the sticker ok yeah but what i mean is if he's smart enough to avoid being seen applying it it's pretty easy...
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Blue Train posted:All they need is lp to say they saw him switch the sticker Or, you know, most places put on the machine generated sticker the date it was packed or for sell-by, so the fact it's nowhere near normal clearance timing would be a clue.
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Or, you know, most places put on the machine generated sticker the date it was packed or for sell-by, so the fact it's nowhere near normal clearance timing would be a clue.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:That wouldn't demonstrate that he is the one who changed it. I've never done the scam in question but I've moved stickers on things and walked away before....anarchy reigns. Sorry, I was assuming the point was more "stop someone from buying it at wrong price" and less "get guy dead to rights." Most scammers won't come back for quite a while if you point out how terrible their scam was without directly accusing them. That's how I handled people swapping clearance stickers at my old job, anyway. 
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Haifisch posted:Me (31 f married), my parents r acting weird after me getting pregnant "If you parasites don't start treating me and my family with respect I'll cut you off and throw you in a one star aged care facility." Did OP give the cultural background here?
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Sorry, I was assuming the point was more "stop someone from buying it at wrong price" and less "get guy dead to rights." Most scammers won't come back for quite a while if you point out how terrible their scam was without directly accusing them. That's how I handled people swapping clearance stickers at my old job, anyway.
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feedmegin posted:It amuses me that in the American military you can get an actual medal for this. Brezhnev would be envious. Only enlisted people receive them. Officers are held to a higher standard of conduct. Pick posted:gently caress you don't go to graduate school if you can't capitalize you stupid bitch. P.s. You are clearly incredibly stupid for other reasons also. Eat poo poo, people who do what you do make work hard for the rest of us big titty blondes. Don't let dreams be dreams, you too can date a Hooters manager if you want.
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Sticker man's karmic opposite. [NY] Thought I bought eight towels, rung up for nine, turns out I have ten. quote:Buckle up, kids. This is going to be a stupid ride. quote:I wouldn't want him to lose his job over this. Ultimately someone suggests that OP can donate the towel to a charity if it bothers them that much, and OP says that sounds like a great idea
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The guy was clearly already in a crap mood, because the person in front of me had no patience and was giving him a hard time.
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maskenfreiheit posted:Wouldn't they need video of him applying the sticker? Theft of <$500 is a class C misdemeanor (here) so its basically like a traffic ticket. The question is always, "can you prove it?" So you get all kinds of evidence coming through, which is generally some mishmash of video, the receipt for what they actually paid, witness statement from loss prevention/floor employee. Edit: for reference, when WalMart or whoever catches you shoplifting, they call the cops, file a police report, and then send all their evidence over to the investigator who forwards it on to the prosecutor. Generally they would try to have video following you from the meat counter picking up the cheap meat and loving with the sticker, then picking up the more expensive meat and loving with the sticker, and then when you get to the scanner the receipt will show the cheap meat was scanned. Then loss prevention or whoever would testify that they observed the meat, and that the new sticker had been hastily placed over the old one, and they removed it, and blah blah blah. I mean, at that point he's gonna be asking for a jury trial, and trying to convince the jury that the sticker from the cheap meat that he clearly hosed with on video SOMEHOW MAGICALLY ended up on the other meat he tried to buy. Its not a good look. And if you're looking at a misdemeanor theft conviction on your record, odds are you'll see the light and pay the fine and take deferred so you don't get permanently labelled as someone who tries to beat the meat.
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