BiggerBoat posted:

That's the one.

It started out as EllisD posting about finding out his homophobic conservative uncle was sucking dick on the side and Ellis was seen as the sympathetic character in the story. Then, the more the thread evolved, people started turning on Ellis for blackmailing and outing the guy and poo poo.

I think at the end, the conclusion was they both sucked. Haha. Here it is:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=968914&highlight=

Edit: Holy poo poo. That was 13 loving years ago?

EllisD posted:

I really get nauseous thinking of cybering with my uncle but it may be the only way to get back at him for being a cheating rear end in a top hat.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

"These injections are awesome!"

NoneMoreNegative posted:

"These injections are awesome!"

EllisD posted:

<SickUncle>: omg keep talkin im going to
cum soon
<Ellis D>: Already? Okay

Glenn Quebec posted:

Willie dee you feel small because you are small. Get pumped and inject the bull semen testosterone into yourself.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Mods, are we allowed to piss in the well yet?

FilthyImp posted:

The other option is that his thick gets too meaty and his quads or biceps wrench themselves from their skeletal ligaments in the middle of a sick pump.

There was a story like that in Maxim a long while back. Dude barely survived sepsis, his body shut down a few times, endocrine system was just bonkers. Went in looking like the Hulk, walked out of the hospital like Bruce Banner doing a Professor Xavier impersonation.

willie_dee posted:

Being self aware and posting it to discuss it is surely a better sign than not.

Glenn Quebec posted:

I agree with this and your previous sentiment of being a horrifically small manlet. The fact you aren't pushing 205 despite all the semen testosterone is some lazy bullshit. How tall are you?

putrid aidsman posted:

Good Parmesan posted:

Is there a FYAD steroid thread yet?

willie_dee posted:

Being self aware and posting it to discuss it is surely a better sign than not.

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

The better sign would be going to therapy and not shooting synthetic hormones and poo poo into your rear end

Screaming Idiot posted:

It pains me to see Moist von Lipwig fall so low. Was the bank and post office and railway not enough?!

Syd Midnight posted:

(edit: If I'm reading that abstract correctly, 400mg is a lifetime supply for a 640 pound bull.)

Punkin Spunkin posted:

EllisD posted:

I really get nauseous thinking of cybering with my uncle but it may be the only way to get back at him for being a cheating rear end in a top hat.

MisterOblivious posted:

Yah, no poo poo, like, as someone who's been diagnosed type 2 bipolar, all this tren poo poo just seems like an *instantly injectible mania state*:

"effective doses of this drug makes you go into completely full blown mania and you make bad decisions and your dick needs 24/7 attention until it's bleeding"

Yeah, it feels good when you're *up*, for those few weeks. Nobody is denying that. It's a loving amazing feeling, but it's not *normal* and you *will* come down and have to deal with the consequences of what you've done. It's no different for any other manic state.

**STOP**

You have an easy opportunity to make it stop. **You've chosen to do this to yourself**. I don't. I have to take drugs to make it stop happening in the first place!

Please don't suicide yourself when you can't get cow steroids for a few months. The down-swing from a manic episode is brutal if you're not prepared for it. The higher you fly the lower you fall.

Kelp Me! posted:

I don't think "how much of this cattle-only steroid is a lifetime supply for a bull" is really the salient point in this conversation

Moist von Lipwig posted:

God forbid someone post actual information in the "hysterical goons accuse each other off being mentally ill" thread

TTerrible posted:

I guess it's a change from the "mentally ill goons make each other hysterical" thread.

Moist von Lipwig posted:

God forbid someone post actual information in the "hysterical goons accuse each other of being mentally ill" thread

Moist von Lipwig posted:

Androgen induced hypomania isn't associated with a dysthemic crash like a typical dopaminergic manic state, thankfully.

Moist von Lipwig posted:

Are you okay?

Moist von Lipwig posted:

God forbid someone post actual information in the "hysterical goons accuse each other of being mentally ill" thread

Paladinus posted:

A man is unhappy. He comes to his rabbi for an advice.

'Rabbi Moshe, my life is full of tsores. My job is stressful, the pay is bad, my wife doesn't want me anymore because I look like schmuck, my children are disrespectful brats and call me a putz behind my back. I pray every day, but God gives me no answer. I don't know what to do anymore. Is there something in Talmud to help me?'

Rabbi puts a piece of paper before the man, folds it in four, and draws a line in the middle.

'Chayim, this line represents all problems. It may appear long to you now, but look here.'

Rabbi unfolds the piece of paper and draws another line much longer than the first one.

'Start taking drugs, Chayim.'

Moist von Lipwig posted:

Androgen induced hypomania isn't associated with a dysthemic crash like a typical dopaminergic manic state, thankfully.

Who What Now posted:

I have working balls and you don't. How does that make you feel?

Subjunctive posted:

I think you'll find that Moist's balls are fantastic.

Moist von Lipwig posted:

400mg is a lifetime dose because they typically use the Hexahydrobenzylcarbonate ester which takes 21 days to reach serum concentration levels. They're given 2x200mg pellets 30 days apart and then slaughtered so yes, it is a lifetime supply in that they live for 95 days.