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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


My daughter has a standard name. My son has a last name for a first name but it's consonant vowel consonant vowel consonant so it's not too weird.

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PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

NUKES CURE NORKS posted:

I dated a girl named Braedy who had a brother named Brigand and a sister named Brookie.

Brigand is a cool name IMO

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
He lived up to it too

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Saved some woman's dog from running into the street by the mall, was rewarded by the universe with a free upgrade on my Madden purchase.


Everything's coming up Millhouse Handsome Ralph.


Also when I left she was waiting outside to say thank you again and I got to pet the dogge a bunch. :smugdog:

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

milk milk lemonade posted:

Get in the habit of getting cash bck everywhere so she can't track how much money is in your wallet at any given time

This is 100% me, and true, and good advice.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

NUKES CURE NORKS posted:

He lived up to it too

A kid named Capone was number one on the city's most wanted list.

http://articles.baltimoresun.com/2013-07-25/news/bs-md-ci-capone-chase-captured-20130725_1_eric-kowalczyk-greektown-arrest-warrant

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

This is 100% me, and true, and good advice.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

College:

Hey I know you graduate soon and class already started but btw you're missing this class for your degree so lol

Couldn't have told me last year 🤔

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


LingcodKilla posted:

Didn't people use to complain about "black" names like this?

Yes. Its still a thing racists complain about, while completely ignoring the stupid poo poo white trash name their crotch parasites.



The good thing is people seem to have gotten past the "parents were hippies, weren't they?" when someone turns up with a reasonable name like Athena.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Went to school with a girl named Galadriel. That's the only one that springs directly to mind, but I know I've seen tons a dumb names looking through personnel records.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i hope george doesnt hate me for his middle name

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Genocide Tendency posted:

Yes. Its still a thing racists complain about, while completely ignoring the stupid poo poo white trash name their crotch parasites.



The good thing is people seem to have gotten past the "parents were hippies, weren't they?" when someone turns up with a reasonable name like Athena.

I make fun of stupid names given to people of all races.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


psydude posted:

I make fun of stupid names given to people of all races.

So do I.

Its more a matter of what people consider a dumb name.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
My current favorite bad naming is a Creek Indian woman named "Hokte."












In Creek, Hokte means "woman."

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Genocide Tendency posted:

The good thing is people seem to have gotten past the "parents were hippies, weren't they?" when someone turns up with a reasonable name like Athena.
That's what I'd name a daughter if I had one.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

joat mon posted:

My current favorite bad naming is a Creek Indian woman named "Hokte."












In Creek, Hokte means "woman."

There's an Airman Afraid-of-Lightening out there. With that misspelling.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Casimir Radon posted:

That's what I'd name a daughter if I had one.

Its a unique and cool name for a girl.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Proud Christian Mom posted:

friend of mine has a equestrian facility that caters to white people pretending to be western that want their children to play with horses all day. here's some names of the latest group to signup.

Fallon
Pallyn
Skyler
Kaycie
Kaily
Cierra
Kendi
Jami
Cierra
Brikayli

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Jesus, I'm just gonna name my kid Josh or something

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Lucifer is a good name

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I will bet someone the forums upgrade of their choice the the mick wins tomorrow.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Zelda
Ladasha (La-A)
Ca$h

All real names I have seen

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Calling bullshit on La-a

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Not the first time I've seen the "La-a" pop out, never met someone named it though. Which means there's probably half a dozen kids carrying that name somewhere.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
There are a guy out here named Brain. It's supposed to be Brian but oops, mom hosed up your birth certificate 🤷🏼‍♀️

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Naming my kid GoldenPalace.com

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

One of my cousins is naming her kid Jaxson Jameson _____. Because the father's name is Alex, and they wanted the kid's name to have an X in it. I almost feel bad for the kid, he gets some stupid non-standard spelling, plus being named after booze.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Nostalgia4Murder posted:

I will bet someone the forums upgrade of their choice the the mick wins tomorrow.

It's gonna be the wife beater on points.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

The Rat posted:

One of my cousins is naming her kid Jaxson Jameson _____. Because the father's name is Alex, and they wanted the kid's name to have an X in it. I almost feel bad for the kid, he gets some stupid non-standard spelling, plus being named after booze.

I feel bad for the kid because he'll probably be discriminated against for having an "ethnic" name and end up wondering why he isn't getting callbacks.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
The meek may inherit the earth but it even then people named Jaden Caden etc will be discriminated against.

milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016
I'm winning the battle to name my yet-to-be-determined-gender bun in the oven Sterling if it's a boy. Cause I like Archer so much. Get on my level.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
There's some guy out there named Turok because of a contest they held a while back.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

if i won yossarian as a middle name you can win sterling

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

A Bad Poster posted:

There's some guy out there named Turok because of a contest they held a while back.

turok is a dope name

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

A Bad Poster posted:

There's some guy out there named Turok because of a contest they held a while back.

Some idiot in the NG changed his name to Optimus Prime.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
replace all names with serial numbers imo

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

A Bad Poster posted:

There's some guy out there named Turok because of a contest they held a while back.

Turok Obama

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Just use SSNs, everybody already has one and some of them even have theirs memorized.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Zeris posted:

replace all names with serial numbers imo

Can i take SN-58008?

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Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Woof Blitzer posted:

Zelda
Ladasha (La-A)
Ca$h

All real names I have seen

Bro not even joking but I've seen Oranjello and Lemonjello :xd:

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