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Doggles posted:The reverse angle of this really needs to be seen. Garfield is dead except Trump is the one alone and filled with existential dread
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Aug 29, 2017 16:41
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Plavski posted:That photo is amazing and will be included in many biographies of this failed presidency. It's symbolically rich af looks like it was taken directly from the inevitable Oliver Stone flick.
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Aug 29, 2017 16:45
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lol there's no way he could tell you where all those timezones are on the globe
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Aug 29, 2017 16:46
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the president of the united states will never show his balding head but will instead hide it with a literal range of patriotic hats that he will sell to you for $40
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Aug 29, 2017 16:49
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just imagine being a joint chief or head of a disaster agency, loaded with time pressure and the obligation to issue orders to hundreds of people trying to deal with a crisis. then you log into the video conference and see that stupid loving hat. lol
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Aug 29, 2017 16:51
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I ❤ DAMS
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Aug 29, 2017 17:08
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Can't wait for Alex Jones to explain how this was a stunt set up by the Finnish media just to embarrass Turdscoops
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Aug 29, 2017 17:09
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http://www.msnbc.com/all-in/watch/exclusive-white-house-staff-warned-not-to-admit-gorka-1034672707528?cid=sm_npd_ms_tw_ma GORKA is Milton Waddams from Office Space. He couldn't get security clearance so they sat him in a corner whenever he wasn't on TV pretending to be a retarded supervillain. Now that he is fired he is still trying to come into the office.
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Aug 29, 2017 17:12
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Haha they've taken Fox News off British televisions
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Aug 29, 2017 17:14
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/263746662978166785 He cant keep getting away with it
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Aug 29, 2017 17:14
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Smirr posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/263746662978166785 In 2069, thanks to one of history's greatest scientists Donald J Trump, we'll find out that time travel is possible. Sadly we'll also discover that it makes you retarded.
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Aug 29, 2017 17:16
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Smirr posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/263746662978166785 hahahahahaha fuuuuuuck loooooooool
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Aug 29, 2017 17:22
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This just made me lol. Hopefully you guys like lists: Donald Trumps Summer Holiday: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41037024 Well, sorry about that, Miss. This is what Donald and his pals in the White House got up to: 1.Hires a new communications director called Anthony Scaramucci 2.Press secretary Sean Spicer quits in protest. Says he's happy but is fulminating 3.The Mooch (aka Scaramucci) gives obscene interview to New Yorker magazine 4.Trump fires his chief of staff, the hapless Reince Priebus (abandoned at Andrews air force base) 5.Hires a new one, Gen Kelly, who was the head of homeland security 6.On Kelly's first day, the president fires the new communications director - Scaramucci has lasted just 10 days - less time than it takes for a pint of milk to go off 7.He hires a new comms director, his fourth in seven months 8.He publicly shames his attorney-general, numerous times, but Jeff Sessions clings on 9.Loses a healthcare bill 10.Publicly lashes the three Republicans who voted against it, several times 11.Bans transgender people from the military, via Twitter, without telling the military 12.Military chiefs say: "Forget it, we don't take orders from tweets; there's a chain of command" 13.Makes political speech to Scouts aged between 11-18 14.Claims Scouts leader rang to congratulate him on greatest speech ever made 15.Scouts leader says there was no such call, and issues statement apologising to Scouts for president's misjudged address 16.Says the president of Mexico rang to congratulate him on his border policies 17.Mexican president says no such call ever took place 18.White House denies the president is a liar, but can't explain the president's claims 19.Takes days to sign bipartisan sanctions bill and then criticises Congress for making him sign it 20.Thanks Vladimir Putin for expelling hundreds of American diplomats 21.Condemns leaks but then says he likes the leaks because it shows people love him 22.Encourages police officers to be rough with suspects during arrests 23.Police chiefs condemn statement. White House clarifies that it was a joke 24.Publicly shames the Republican Senate leader, whom he needs to get anything done, several times 25.Seems to respond to North Korea by threatening nuclear war 26.Tells Guam, which has a big US military base which North Korea's leader threatened to attack, that the publicity will help tourism 27.Chief strategist Steve Bannon contradicts president. Says: "There's no military option in NK" 28.Threatens Venezuela with a military option 29.After a neo-Nazi rally in which a woman was killed, the president blames both sides 30.After backlash, cleans it up. Denounces white supremacists, neo-Nazis and the Ku Klux Klan 31.Cross at having been forced to do this, erases all of it and reverts to blaming both sides, saying there were "fine people there" 32.Military high command issue statement condemning all forms of discrimination in thinly veiled attack on commander-in-chief 33.Promotes his Virginia vineyard when asked if he will - as president - visit Charlottesville 34.And gets condemnations from Democrats, Republicans, former presidents, world leaders, allies, his own staff, and the Pope. 35.Publicly shames company bosses who abandon him. There's a mass walkout by execs leading to disbanding of key White House business bodies 36.Fires Steve Bannon, his chief strategist and architect of Trump victory 37.Does U-turn on Afghanistan and commits more troops, having repeatedly said he'd pull US forces out 38.Threatens to close government down if he doesn't get funding for border wall with Mexico 39.Appeals for unity of American people 40.Next day lambasts his enemies and critics in highly partisan speech 41.Day after that appeals for unity again 42.Pardons ex-Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio, who had been convicted for defying court order to stop traffic patrols targeting suspected immigrants
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Aug 29, 2017 17:23
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bloom posted:In 2069, thanks to one of history's greatest scientists Donald J Trump, we'll find out that time travel is possible. Sadly we'll also discover that it makes you retarded. It is possible! But only forward. You actually do it when you lose track of time even! This clip makes no sense but lol
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Aug 29, 2017 17:23
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Ooh, which golf course?
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Aug 29, 2017 17:24
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In case you had any doubts about how bad this white house is with race relations, Famed Republican political operative Roger Stone is apologizing for calling several prominent black Americans “negro” after marijuana activists threatened to boycott a marijuana convention at which Stone is scheduled to speak. Stone, a Trump confidant, will be the keynote speaker at an upcoming expo promoting legal marijuana business, and activists have threatened to boycott the event. “This group of dissidents uses recycled ‘research’ from Media Matters for America packaging it as a ‘boycott campaign’ for my scheduled speech,” Stone said in a letter exclusively obtained Tuesday by The Daily Caller. The attacks on Stone relying on the liberal Media Matters are laid out in a recent High Times article and include crude remarks, like Megyn Kelly “has a nice set of cans” and Rachel Maddow is a “muff-diver.” Stone also previously tweeted in regard to television host Roland Martin, news reporter Dominic Carter, and former Republican congressman Allen West, calling them “negro.” http://dailycaller.com/2017/08/29/exclusive-facing-boycott-roger-stone-apologizes-for-racial-slurs/ lol, "i'm sorry I called those people those things and got caught, I didn't mean it , my favorite friend is a black guy and I HAVE GAY FRIENDS"
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Aug 29, 2017 17:27
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Hahahaha grandpas saying "muff diver" is hilarious.
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deported to Canada posted:6.On Kelly's first day, the president fires the new communications director - Scaramucci has lasted just 10 days - less time than it takes for a pint of milk to go off 
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Aug 29, 2017 17:33
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quote:"One of the things that is happening is you're purchasing large amounts of our great F-18 aircraft from Boeing and it's one of the great planes, the great fighter jets," Trump said on Monday at a news conference with his Finnish counterpart in the White House. https://mobile.nytimes.com/reuters/2017/08/29/business/29reuters-finland-trump-boeing.html?_r=0&referer=
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Aug 29, 2017 17:35
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Jel Shaker posted:Haha they've taken Fox News off British televisions What was the reason? e: oh and some imported lols from the flood thread. Lime Tonics posted:https://twitter.com/AynRandPaulRyan/status/902538708481581056?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet
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Aug 29, 2017 17:37
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haljordan posted:https://mobile.nytimes.com/reuters/2017/08/29/business/29reuters-finland-trump-boeing.html?_r=0&referer= ahaha
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Aug 29, 2017 17:39
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Burt Sexual posted:What was the reason? Lime Tonics posted:https://twitter.com/AynRandPaulRyan/status/902538708481581056?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet https://twitter.com/strobist/status/902565917615419392
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Aug 29, 2017 17:45
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Trump is there just in time to tell everyone how great things are as the dams breach.
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Aug 29, 2017 17:52
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Kumo posted:"Your heart tells you that he’s bad for the country. Your head looks at polling data among Republican primary voters and sees how popular he is,” said one Republican strategist who, like most of the nearly two dozen I interviewed for this story, requested anonymity in order to speak candidly and protect their clients. “It would be malpractice not to advise clients to attach themselves to that popularity.” getting sick of them all going "he's not a republican!" he's the southern strategy given human form.
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Aug 29, 2017 17:53
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Aug 29, 2017 17:54
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Smirr posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/263746662978166785 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/263280672146337792
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Aug 29, 2017 17:57
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Burt Sexual posted:What was the reason? Apparently a right wing hate channel that said that Birmingham is a no go for non muslims might make it difficult for murdoc to buy the rest of BSkyB
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Aug 29, 2017 17:59
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haljordan posted:https://mobile.nytimes.com/reuters/2017/08/29/business/29reuters-finland-trump-boeing.html?_r=0&referer= lol
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Aug 29, 2017 18:02
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I showed tje rest of my family the Ninuucho clip and my mom almost started crying with laughter.
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Aug 29, 2017 18:10
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He's still wearing that stupid hat. lol.
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Aug 29, 2017 18:12
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that hat lol
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Aug 29, 2017 18:14
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https://twitter.com/hunterschwarz/status/902569371226267648
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Aug 29, 2017 18:14
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trumops a real businessman good on him for using the hurricane to get his family to pimp his dumb hats
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Aug 29, 2017 18:18
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I think human civilization was a mistake.
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Aug 29, 2017 18:18
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There's only one black FLOTUS 
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Code Jockey posted:lmao oh dear god I thought that was parody Ya lmao I thought it was satire and the give away was Trump's reptilian tail lol.
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