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Actually we're all watching in the hope that a giant/dragon/boat stomps on some more people/tits/our own balls
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 16:37 |
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I wish the whole cast of Game of Thrones stepped on my balls, on all our balls
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foreverially
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maybe its because I read redwall books as a kid, but I don't find grrms food descriptions even a little excessive.
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CS Lewis meal descriptions were the best
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suck my god drat DICK. you fucken threadproof of concept posted:I hope a giant steps on some more people.
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Why do Jon Snow's picnics always get interrupted? loving Ants!
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This thread is about how bad the show is in advance.
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Supreme Allah posted:CS Lewis meal descriptions were the best "there's nothing to beat good freshwater fish if you eat it when it has been alive half an hour ago and come out of the pan half a minute ago" Always remembered that line.
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if a giant stepped on me technically he also step my balls
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Cersei uses the money to buy a crate of all the unsullied's balls and proceeds to step on them when kings landing is sieged.
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bitmap posted:so the whole red god who appears to be the only real god wants some king to get sacrificed why and everyone ignores it nothing gets explained and cool, the end This is one of the legit reasons why Martin will never finish this poo poo. Instead of providing just anymore info at all about R'Hllor over Feast and Dance he keeps relegating him to some kind of purgatory between literal deus ex machina and nebulous trickster God. He's really past the point where it can be explained easily. Idk where it goes from here.
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COMRADES posted:I know this one is kinda dumb but it bugs me that the've switched actors out a few times. In one of the recent episodes Berric Dondarion tells Jon he knew his dad and that he had sent him out to arrest the Mountain. Right. But when you look at that scene in Season 1 it's a completely different guy and it bothers me. HBO fires actors when they complain or demand slightly more money per episode. Also all the money they spent on CGI battles and dragon scenes would have been better spent on more tits. I have more fond memories of the parody play with Fake Sansa than anything that happend in this cheesy set piece season. etalian fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Aug 31, 2017 |
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etalian posted:HBO fires actors when they complain or demand slightly more money per episode. I can't remember a single battle from all of GOT but I remember Lena Headey getting banged by her bro in the first ep
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Lil Peeler posted:I can't remember a single battle from all of GOT but I remember Lena Headey getting banged by her bro in the first ep You don't have a heart if you didn't lol at his season 1 troll antics like mocking Jon Snu willingly joining a dumb suicidal organization https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FbdNu2dvuw
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etalian posted:Also all the money they spent on CGI battles and dragon scenes would have been better spent on more tits. I have more fond memories of the parody play with Fake Sansa than anything that happend in this cheesy set piece season. Counterpoint: The attack on the loot train owned.
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I hope Tormund smashes some more people https://youtu.be/B2S6xgOV0ls
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el B posted:I hope Tormund smashes some more people https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf6Hrg5wDNU
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Waltzing Along posted:The bad writing was not showing the scene between Sansas meeting w/ LIttledick and his execution. The scene where Sansa goes to Bran and asks his advice and Bran is like, Little is a prick and this is what he has done blah blah blah. It is implied but not shown. It was probably filmed but they felt it was more important wasting 30 minutes at the dragon pit rather than having a sensible narrative. You were right! http://www.avclub.com/a-scene-explaining-one-of-game-of-thrones-most-baffling-1798632257 quote:Which brings us to Arya and Sansa Stark. Although the recently reunited siblings’ feud ended up being part of a secret scheme to bring about Littlefinger’s final reckoning, that scheme was kept secret from the audience as well. So were the showrunners just being sloppy by having Arya and Sansa fake-threaten each other alone in a locked room in a world where there is no electricity, let alone hidden cameras? Was Littlefinger listening at the door with a dragonglass goblet to his ear? And what the hell was Bran doing at the inquest? As Variety explains, Arya’s animosity towards her sister was real, and its sudden reversal was supposed to be explained away in a scene that was cut from the season-seven finale: 10 internet points to you.
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Fartbox posted:I wish the whole cast of Game of Thrones stepped on my balls, on all our balls When you think about it isn't this what the show has been doing for the past 7 years? Ocean Book posted:maybe its because I read redwall books as a kid, but I don't find grrms food descriptions even a little excessive. I read through all of WoT before I ever even heard of gurm's dragon titty books. I'm pretty much immune to excessive descriptions.
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el B posted:I hope Tormund smashes some more people lol lord of bones was a bitch in the books too, I nevr saw this scene but that's exactly how he should'v died
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el B posted:I hope Tormund smashes some more people It owns how everyone rags on Brienne as being unattractive but he sees her a sexy destructive trophy wife.
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Tormund's crush on Brienne is one of the best original things the show has come up with and it's a shame they won't do anything with it.
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i just watched Fate of the Furious on a flight and man its really weird seeing that dude in semi-normal modern clothes
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etalian posted:It owns how everyone rags on Brienne as being unattractive but he sees her a sexy destructive trophy wife.
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The whole Arya wants to kill her sister thing is impressively bad knowing there wasn't some secret wink-wink-nudge-nudge-saynomore going on between her and Sansa.
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Girl if you looked any more like Emilia Clarke I would be dragon my balls across your face.
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Girl if you looked any more like Emilia Clarke I would be dragon my balls across your face.
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etalian posted:It owns how everyone rags on Brienne as being unattractive but he sees her a sexy destructive trophy wife. I thought I wanted to see her with Jamie but then I matured as a person. GIANT REDHEAD BABIES TO RULE THEM ALL ![]()
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Girl, you're so hot you must be my sister.
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Arcsquad12 posted:The whole Arya wants to kill her sister thing is impressively bad knowing there wasn't some secret wink-wink-nudge-nudge-saynomore going on between her and Sansa. I feel like arya getting duped makes sense, beyond her separation from sansa she's also p new to the whole super assassin thing and LF missleading her by intentionally leaving stuff around that implicates sansa is in flavor of both her and him. Sansa getting duped doesn't really as she's been burned by LF so many times, but if the plot was that she went "wait a minute, this doesn't entirely add up" and talked to Bran then that's actually p solid writing for how she learned of his plot and turned it back on him; she was distrustful because she knew he was a snake and consulted her brother for help. Together as a family they played off their own developments/strengths and trapped him. It just falls flat when there's not a scene showing that's how they turned the tables.
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Girl, I want to show you my moon door.
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So can the white walkers raise any dead person or do wights have to have been killed by other wights?
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Facebook Aunt posted:You were right! That changes a lot man, especially for Sansas character since she was willing to murder Arya
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Coohoolin posted:So can the white walkers raise any dead person or do wights have to have been killed by other wights? The dragon drowned and became hypothermic, yet it was raised.
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Facebook Aunt posted:You were right! this season actually makes perfect sense, but they cut all the scenes that made it make sense to get it down to 7 episodes
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They cut the titties too ![]()
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best scene in the series is Tormond smiling at Brienne
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Bacontotem posted:best scene in the series is Tormond smiling at Brienne When they are eating at the table, wiggled his eyebrows, then tongue? The way she looks at him I agree the best.
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 16:37 |
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etalian posted:HBO fires actors when they complain or demand slightly more money per episode. Excuse me, not everyone is here for the tits. I'm hoping we'll see a decent dong at some point!
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