SocketWrench posted:

Alright, self righteous rear end in a top hat it is then, gotcha


Lots of people that voted Trump have come to realize this and their stupidity, and then they regret their actions. QV on the other hand seems content to roll around in his pigshit decisions with a smile

Agean90 posted:

https://twitter.com/ConnorSouthard/status/904019494535798784

u only support the cops until you interact with them

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

at least im used to going on a thousand calories a day

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

i wish i did too

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

i wish i did too

Mycroft Holmes posted:

look at this loving traitor eating chick-fil-a instead of bojangles.

Mycroft Holmes posted:

look at this loving traitor eating chick-fil-a instead of bojangles.

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

go play with fatcats you aint gon stay hungry sug

Mycroft Holmes posted:

look at this loving traitor eating chick-fil-a instead of bojangles.

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

one is a delicious reminder of his roots the other is a moronic republican bandwagon wtf you think a sitting senator gon eat

Badger of Basra posted:

i imagine this is from the time everyone decided to eat at chick-fil-a to show how much they hate the gays

Cobweb Heart posted:

Trump voters who wanted him to senselessly hurt things and will die before they have to deal with it are the only demographic who knew what would happen and got exactly what they wanted.

Potato Salad posted:

That's basically psychopathic

Cobweb Heart posted:

Trump voters who wanted him to senselessly hurt things and will die before they have to deal with it are the only demographic who knew what would happen and got exactly what they wanted. Trying to tell them that they're really gonna regret handing you their problems and escaping scot-free makes you look like a total moron and a whiner to boot

Burt Sexual posted:

This is my dad irl

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

too true


what you think i eat at home in ma bathrobe while drinkin' maself half to death watchin' house o' cards?



you know how it is!


yes, yes it is

and who do you think had to stay on script the most besides membas of the closet crew, such as myself?

Potato Salad posted:

That's basically psychopathic

Quidam Viator posted:

Since all you punk bitches hijacked EHF's thread, and apparently that doesn't matter, I'm going to do what I do best and loving post a 2004-style Something Awful long-form politics post at you.

If I'm the psychopath, what do you call the Trump supporters who looked at that man and thought that he would be their orange-painted messiah? I mean, you can call them dumb, you can call them losers, you can call them Nazis, but they won't loving listen to you, because they're playing team sports and they WON. They don't hurt enough yet, not nearly enough, but that's coming. I'm here in this thread to watch the progress of Trump voter agony. That's the loving thread title.

If you came into a thread that's literally about gloating about watching people on the opposite team as you realize they're going to die, what the gently caress does that make you? Don't worry: I'm not a dipshit internet psychiatrist who's going to diagnose you and tell you to take your meds.

You're all loving idiots, you lost, you have no loving plan, power, organization, party, or action you can take to un-gently caress this country, this world headed towards collapse. IDGAF if you voted for Bernie or Hillary or Jill loving Stein. You're worse than Trump supporters, because you sucked down the incrementalist bullshit the DNC fed you, and loving voted to just.... wait out the storm in your own 1st world comfort, with some corporate loving president just letting America keep being America. gently caress that.

I giggle my rear end off every day. You know why?

America has been exporting its misery and importing slave-labor produced goods, wrecking the loving world, and is the home of the corporations that have already basically lit the "end of the world" fuse. Did YOU have a loving plan to stop them? Your loving candidate sure as poo poo didn't.


Mine was this: Call the bitch-rear end GOP's bluff. IT WAS A loving BLUFF. How many times did they try to kill Obamacare? Did any you have some loving delusion that they would STOP if you elected another loving Democratic president with a bright-red Congress? No, dumbasses, we would have gotten eight more years of obstruction, eight more years of the climate change loving doomsday clock ticking down. Instead, I voted to elect Trump because I believed in my heart he would be an orange-painted stake right through the heart of every GOP policy and the GOP party as a whole, AND I CALLED IT RIGHT. That must be what's turning all of you into pillars of salt, the fact that I'm getting exactly what I planned on getting.

gently caress, look at the world! Here's a list of Trump FUCKUPS that are so bad they wrap around to being progressive victories, progressive victories you KNOW you wouldn't have any chance of seeing if your dipshit DNC candidate had won:

1. Obamacare is safer now than it has been in years. Why? Because Trump hosed up the leadership and blew his WHOLE PARTY's loving momentum. Now who the gently caress knows what will happen if the HFC decides to shut down the government. OH PLEASE, you dipshits, go down in history as the party that tanked the loving US Dollar by defaulting. I voted for your ignorant asses, now kill yourselves. Nothing could be more of a wake-up call.

2. Trump has united the rest of the world in emergency loving action to double down on the Paris Accords. China hit their energy goal for 2020 three years early. The rest of the world has now seen the shame of American anti-intellectualism in a human being-dog smile, and they are now seriously figuring how to fix the loving world before we wreck it.

3. The disgusting Nazi, Confederate, racist, bullshit losers of this country have been EMBOLDENED, and they're coming out of their loving holes, because the President is a piece of poo poo like them. poo poo, I went down to Portland in August to punch loving Nazis and it was the greatest poo poo ever. How the gently caress was your DNC ticket going to achieve that?

4. Those dipshits hosed up SO BAD, we went back in time and erased their poo poo-rear end Confederate monuments. I loving HATED Florida and the south, and if you had to live with Confederates as I did, watch 7th grade girls write "KILL friend of the family OBAMA" on their loving notebooks in November 2008, maybe you'd be a psychopath too. This country is brimming with garbage people, and they're all going in the same loving trashcan as Trump and the Nazis.

5. Trump has absolutely tanked the ENTIRE RIGHT WING MACHINE. loving Chaffetz had to loving RESIGN, because he had literally planned his WHOLE four years on prosecuting Hillary loving Clinton, and now he ain't got poo poo to do! We've been making fun of Stormfront for years. Who got them cancelled? THANKS, TRUMP. Fox News is falling in the ratings. The GOP is only a party of obstruction; without a "conscientious" president like Obama to oppose them, they fall over like the paper tiger that they are.

6. The case that Mueller is building against Trump is going to sweep up SO MANY PIECES OF poo poo with him. The IRS is loving involved now, this looks like it's gonna be a RICO case, and his fall is going to be so much worse than Nixon's.

If I am a psychopath because I voted to KILL THE loving GOP with their own weapon, Donald Jigsaw Trump, then I don't feel bad about my mental health. I feel real fuckin good, because it's all happening, it's all what I want, and the loving DNC is next.

gently caress your incrementalist politics. I don't just post on the loving internet. I talk, but I also do poo poo. IDGAF what you call me, my strategy is loving working, and you ain't got poo poo to show for ANYTHING. Bunch of pansy-rear end losers.

Above all, I am an optimist and an idealist, and maybe that's why you hate me; I'm a relic from a decade ago when it wasn't gool to ironically not care about poo poo. I believe seriously that a sufficient jolt of pain, of suffering, of chaos, of fear could actually shake the people of this world out of their lethargy, and I voted for that to happen, hoping for the best. I also have watched 35 loving years of incrementalist, corporate, privacy-invading, inequality-boosting, war-wasting loving BULLSHIT FROM THE ENTIRE AMERICAN loving GOVERNMENT, BOTH PARTIES, and all of it needs to loving die for its sins, so something new can be born that actually serves the good not just of this nation, but of the world.


But gently caress me for having a position, sticking to it, putting my vote and my life on the line, and geting it right, yeah? Obviously psychopathic.

(but this guy isn't???)

In conclusion, suck my balls, you weak-rear end, no-plan-having pieces of poo poo. Except for you, EHF, you're cool.

Eela6 posted:

that'll be $7.49 at the next window

Quidam Viator posted:

Gimme my loving food, you owned piece of poo poo, and shrink back into the loving corncob that you are.

Quidam Viator posted:

Since all you punk bitches hijacked EHF's thread, and apparently that doesn't matter, I'm going to do what I do best and loving post a 2004-style Something Awful long-form politics post at you.

If I'm the psychopath, what do you call the Trump supporters who looked at that man and thought that he would be their orange-painted messiah? I mean, you can call them dumb, you can call them losers, you can call them Nazis, but they won't loving listen to you, because they're playing team sports and they WON. They don't hurt enough yet, not nearly enough, but that's coming. I'm here in this thread to watch the progress of Trump voter agony. That's the loving thread title.

If you came into a thread that's literally about gloating about watching people on the opposite team as you realize they're going to die, what the gently caress does that make you? Don't worry: I'm not a dipshit internet psychiatrist who's going to diagnose you and tell you to take your meds.

You're all loving idiots, you lost, you have no loving plan, power, organization, party, or action you can take to un-gently caress this country, this world headed towards collapse. IDGAF if you voted for Bernie or Hillary or Jill loving Stein. You're worse than Trump supporters, because you sucked down the incrementalist bullshit the DNC fed you, and loving voted to just.... wait out the storm in your own 1st world comfort, with some corporate loving president just letting America keep being America. gently caress that.

I giggle my rear end off every day. You know why?

America has been exporting its misery and importing slave-labor produced goods, wrecking the loving world, and is the home of the corporations that have already basically lit the "end of the world" fuse. Did YOU have a loving plan to stop them? Your loving candidate sure as poo poo didn't.


Mine was this: Call the bitch-rear end GOP's bluff. IT WAS A loving BLUFF. How many times did they try to kill Obamacare? Did any you have some loving delusion that they would STOP if you elected another loving Democratic president with a bright-red Congress? No, dumbasses, we would have gotten eight more years of obstruction, eight more years of the climate change loving doomsday clock ticking down. Instead, I voted to elect Trump because I believed in my heart he would be an orange-painted stake right through the heart of every GOP policy and the GOP party as a whole, AND I CALLED IT RIGHT. That must be what's turning all of you into pillars of salt, the fact that I'm getting exactly what I planned on getting.

gently caress, look at the world! Here's a list of Trump FUCKUPS that are so bad they wrap around to being progressive victories, progressive victories you KNOW you wouldn't have any chance of seeing if your dipshit DNC candidate had won:

1. Obamacare is safer now than it has been in years. Why? Because Trump hosed up the leadership and blew his WHOLE PARTY's loving momentum. Now who the gently caress knows what will happen if the HFC decides to shut down the government. OH PLEASE, you dipshits, go down in history as the party that tanked the loving US Dollar by defaulting. I voted for your ignorant asses, now kill yourselves. Nothing could be more of a wake-up call.

2. Trump has united the rest of the world in emergency loving action to double down on the Paris Accords. China hit their energy goal for 2020 three years early. The rest of the world has now seen the shame of American anti-intellectualism in a human being-dog smile, and they are now seriously figuring how to fix the loving world before we wreck it.

3. The disgusting Nazi, Confederate, racist, bullshit losers of this country have been EMBOLDENED, and they're coming out of their loving holes, because the President is a piece of poo poo like them. poo poo, I went down to Portland in August to punch loving Nazis and it was the greatest poo poo ever. How the gently caress was your DNC ticket going to achieve that?

4. Those dipshits hosed up SO BAD, we went back in time and erased their poo poo-rear end Confederate monuments. I loving HATED Florida and the south, and if you had to live with Confederates as I did, watch 7th grade girls write "KILL friend of the family OBAMA" on their loving notebooks in November 2008, maybe you'd be a psychopath too. This country is brimming with garbage people, and they're all going in the same loving trashcan as Trump and the Nazis.

5. Trump has absolutely tanked the ENTIRE RIGHT WING MACHINE. loving Chaffetz had to loving RESIGN, because he had literally planned his WHOLE four years on prosecuting Hillary loving Clinton, and now he ain't got poo poo to do! We've been making fun of Stormfront for years. Who got them cancelled? THANKS, TRUMP. Fox News is falling in the ratings. The GOP is only a party of obstruction; without a "conscientious" president like Obama to oppose them, they fall over like the paper tiger that they are.

6. The case that Mueller is building against Trump is going to sweep up SO MANY PIECES OF poo poo with him. The IRS is loving involved now, this looks like it's gonna be a RICO case, and his fall is going to be so much worse than Nixon's.

If I am a psychopath because I voted to KILL THE loving GOP with their own weapon, Donald Jigsaw Trump, then I don't feel bad about my mental health. I feel real fuckin good, because it's all happening, it's all what I want, and the loving DNC is next.

gently caress your incrementalist politics. I don't just post on the loving internet. I talk, but I also do poo poo. IDGAF what you call me, my strategy is loving working, and you ain't got poo poo to show for ANYTHING. Bunch of pansy-rear end losers.

Above all, I am an optimist and an idealist, and maybe that's why you hate me; I'm a relic from a decade ago when it wasn't cool to ironically not care about poo poo. I believe seriously that a sufficient jolt of pain, of suffering, of chaos, of fear could actually shake the people of this world out of their lethargy, and I voted for that to happen, hoping for the best. I also have watched 35 loving years of incrementalist, corporate, privacy-invading, inequality-boosting, war-wasting loving BULLSHIT FROM THE ENTIRE AMERICAN loving GOVERNMENT, BOTH PARTIES, and all of it needs to loving die for its sins, so something new can be born that actually serves the good not just of this nation, but of the world.


But gently caress me for having a position, sticking to it, putting my vote and my life on the line, and geting it right, yeah? Obviously psychopathic.

(but this guy isn't???)

In conclusion, suck my balls, you weak-rear end, no-plan-having pieces of poo poo. Except for you, EHF, you're cool.

Quidam Viator posted:

Eela6 posted:

Crane Fist posted:

You're not as smart as you think are, sorry m8

Oxxidation posted:

how much longer before your kidney cancer finally buries you?

oliwan posted:

lol that poster needs mental help asap

Quidam Viator posted:

The weakest, the saddest of burns. Watching you all suck so bad IS my therapy, seriously, listen to Hillary and delete your loving accounts. You have literally nothing to say. At least back in the day, there was some semblance of caring. There's no effort behind your posts whatsoever, and you didn't read a god drat thing, so I don't care wtf you call me here in the loving goblin's nest, you shitbirds, your balls haven't dropped so you don't remember that SA used to be a loving GREAT place for effort-posting.

Quidam Viator posted:

The weakest, the saddest of burns. Watching you all suck so bad IS my therapy, seriously, listen to Hillary and delete your loving accounts. You have literally nothing to say. At least back in the day, there was some semblance of caring. There's no effort behind your posts whatsoever, and you didn't read a god drat thing, so I don't care wtf you call me here in the loving goblin's nest, you shitbirds, your balls haven't dropped so you don't remember that SA used to be a loving GREAT place for effort-posting.

Oxxidation posted:

answer the question, you terminally ill sack

Quidam Viator posted:

I don't have "kidney cancer", you loving turnip. I'll be around here posting on SA for another loving 18 years! Your loving kids will have to read my gloating, on-topic effortposts.

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

then you're no longer on-topic for this thread

Quidam Viator posted:

SA used to be a loving GREAT place for effort-posting.