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Pick posted:pretentious turd man I know "Pick bad, so what" is a meme on these dead gay forums but I giggled like an idiot at "pretentious turd man". You're alright, Pick.
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 09:05 |
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My (39M) 4months gf (43f) want to break up with, because someone try to set me up with another girl.quote:Hi Reddit. I can use some help here. I recently started dating a woman for 4 months. Things are going great. Until last week.
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 09:41 |
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RUN! Dude needs to get out while he has the chance. If she's that insecure and untrusting that a coworker trying to set her boyfriend up on a date is a relationship killer, at 43, the relationship is loving doomed anyway. Forty-three! Jesus!
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 11:04 |
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Gorilla Salad posted:How many rounds from a 9mm before a clydesdale would even notice it was being shot? One. Guns are loud and horses don't like loud noises.
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Danaru posted:My (39M) 4months gf (43f) want to break up with, because someone try to set me up with another girl. from this insecure person and also from your creepy ex-coworker and the stalker they attempted to set you up with.
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 12:59 |
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The Lone Badger posted:One. Guns are loud and horses don't like loud noises. Clydesdale aren't normal horses. They're more like heavy machinery, with a temperament to match.
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 13:19 |
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http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296 Woman trapped in window trying to retrieve poo after Tinder date quote:Mr Smith, who is raising funds to fix his broken window, wrote that he was on a Tinder date with the woman and they went back to the shared house he lives in.
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 14:06 |
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Mirthless posted:http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 14:12 |
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How low a bar do you have, when a woman who literally throws her own poo poo about is worth pursuing? No, don't answer thanks.
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 14:17 |
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Pick posted:There are definitely multiple food/penis schema, but I definitely know the donut one and yes there's probably a way to make it cruel. I mean cosmo also had that tip where you get him all excited and then you flick the tip of his dick really hard with your fingernails or pinch him on the balls . look we're trying is my point. That doesn't sound too pleasurable tbqh. I think females should stop getting sexytimes advice from Cosmo.
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 14:20 |
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Pick posted:There are definitely multiple food/penis schema, but I definitely know the donut one and yes there's probably a way to make it cruel. I mean cosmo also had that tip where you get him all excited and then you flick the tip of his dick really hard with your fingernails or pinch him on the balls . look we're trying is my point. other things cosmo has advocated for: biting during oral, gently stabbing your partner's genitals with a fork wrt: sex advice... Cosmo is not a good publication!!!!!
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 14:33 |
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Mirthless posted:http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296 I feel like I missed a key point... so she threw her own poo poo into a gap between the buildings? Then came out and was like my poo poo bag is stuck and then went after it and got stuck? Was the toilet clogged? England is weird. Mirthless posted:other things cosmo has advocated for: biting during oral, gently stabbing your partner's genitals with a fork Cosmo is bad... But OTOH Cosmo is like "Here's a way to do sex better so your partner is happy" and the Red Pill is like "here's how to break your partner's spirit so throughly they become the sullen bang maid you've always wanted. At least Cosmo comes with good intentions. maskenfreiheit fucked around with this message at 15:34 on Sep 6, 2017 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:I feel like I missed a key point... so she threw her own poo poo into a gap between the buildings? Then came out and was like my poo poo bag is stuck and then went after it and got stuck? Was the toilet clogged? The poo poo wouldn't flush (I assume a floater) and apparently she panicked, picked it up with toilet paper and threw it out the window. Then came out the bathroom and said "Hey, I'm a panicky dumbass and I threw poo poo out your window"
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 15:30 |
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Fil5000 posted:The poo poo wouldn't flush (I assume a floater) and apparently she panicked, picked it up with toilet paper and threw it out the window. Then came out the bathroom and said "Hey, I'm a panicky dumbass and I threw poo poo out your window" But why retrieve it? Isn't poo poo biodegradable? Might smell but you could just pour boiling water on it and get most of it gone relatively quickly. England is weird.
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 15:35 |
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I think it's because the poo poo landed right outside the window in a place where it would stink whenever the window was opened. And there was no way to get to that space to remove it without going through the window. And the guy didn't want to leave it there stinking. And yeah, we're weird for a lot of reasons, but I assure you that poofenestration hasn't been standard here since we discovered plumbing and sewerage.
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 15:45 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:But why retrieve it? Isn't poo poo biodegradable? Might smell but you could just pour boiling water on it and get most of it gone relatively quickly. There is another window right behind the window and the poo poo and then the lady was stuck between the two windows.
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 15:48 |
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Fil5000 posted:poofenestration
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 15:48 |
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Yawgmoth posted:New favorite portmanteau. Porta-potty-manteau
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 15:50 |
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Bubblyblubber posted:Speak for yourself there buddy, a handjob is a handjob even if it is a nightmarish congregation of spider limbs on your dong. This guy is sooooo gay and refuses to acknowledge it. NO really! It makes my skin crawl! I just like the idea of making a guy cum, and seeing guys come!
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 15:51 |
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Tale As Old As Time posted:
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 15:51 |
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Fil5000 posted:I think it's because the poo poo landed right outside the window in a place where it would stink whenever the window was opened. And there was no way to get to that space to remove it without going through the window. And the guy didn't want to leave it there stinking. Everything I know about England and poo I learned from peep show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAWWiKIjdhg&t=1233s
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 15:56 |
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hahahahahahaha
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 16:38 |
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CheesyDog posted:Tale As Old As Time posted:
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 16:40 |
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Redditor relationships seem to be like poker. You start even, slowly build up small wins, then push your excess into the pot every time they try to assert themselves. Eventually they assume you're bluffing, call your push, see you're holding a flush to their two pair and bust out. Bertrand Hustle posted:I know "Pick bad, so what" is a meme on these dead gay forums but I giggled like an idiot at "pretentious turd man". Pick is great. She used to be bad about talking about herself rather than adding to the conversation but she's been doing much better recently. maskenfreiheit fucked around with this message at 16:47 on Sep 6, 2017 |
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Outrail posted:"Hey BM, have you heard of Herbalife? It's really changed my life and I want it to change yours... I really hope you'll be supportive of my small business." Super bad call, she's as likely as not to excitedly agree and hope they can support each other's MLM schemes. You cannot expect someone stuck in MLM to detect irony, they are already rear end-deep in cognitive dissonance. I know someone who used to try to sell magic wine.
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 18:37 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:Super bad call, she's as likely as not to excitedly agree and hope they can support each other's MLM schemes. In a way, isn't all wine magic?
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 18:52 |
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This one is pretty exceptional because she managed to get out and start banging dudes in less than a day. He doesn't explicitly say he's the one who pushed for an open relationship but it would be even funnier if he were.
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 18:55 |
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what does the magic wine do
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 18:55 |
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It makes life tolerable for the space of an evening
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 18:58 |
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going to need some evidence for these unrealistic claims
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 18:59 |
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It was "Mona Vie" and it was just your usual superfood bullshit - they claim the acai berries they allegedly make the wine out of will make everything better.
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 19:00 |
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CheesyDog posted:A tale as old as time Hey man I thought we established that the numbers don't matter, once they agreed to open things up it shouldn't matter whether she's having trains ran on her or just has a fling once a blue moon. Dude should stop slutshaming.
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 19:01 |
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Clark Nova posted:It makes life tolerable for the space of an evening
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 19:03 |
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Clark Nova posted:This one is pretty exceptional because she managed to get out and start banging dudes in less than a day. He doesn't explicitly say he's the one who pushed for an open relationship but it would be even funnier if he were. So thirsty you drink straight from the faucet.
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 19:04 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:It was "Mona Vie" and it was just your usual superfood bullshit - they claim the acai berries they allegedly make the wine out of will make everything better. bring back vin mariani imo
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 19:19 |
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Why would a woman want an open relationship? If she wanted to bang a bunch of guys she'd just stay single. If you open a relationship with a woman, you are effectively telling her you have nothing to offer her and she'd be better off single (and thus free from dealing with your pouting about her sexual conquests).
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 19:30 |
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HazCat posted:Why would a woman want an open relationship? If she wanted to bang a bunch of guys she'd just stay single. In this case it looks like she's the one who opened it up. hard to tell really who suggested it but she sorta pounced on the opportunity while he was loligagging around. Usually when it's the dude opening things up it's cause they have a specific friend/coworker/whatever they wanna bone and don't realize the only reason that the lady seemed so comfortable/friendly with them was because she thought she wouldn't have to deal with his sexual advances.
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 19:34 |
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HazCat posted:Why would a woman want an open relationship? If she wanted to bang a bunch of guys she'd just stay single. for the same reason dudes do: wanting to bang a lot of strange and not be responsible to anybody, and still have a fallback partner waiting in cold storage to take care of you when that doesn't work out (most) relationships aren't just sex contracts
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 19:36 |
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[25/F] My father [61/M] wants to cut me out of his life because I'm dating a biracial man [25/M]. Not sure how to deal with consequences.quote:My boyfriend Daniel (changed name) [25/M] and I [25/F] have been exclusive for two weeks. He's half black half white and I'm white. My parents are older southern folks, so I knew this wasn't going to go over smoothly, especially with my "hang the confederate flag on MLK day" father [61/M].
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 19:43 |
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Haifisch posted:[25/F] My father [61/M] wants to cut me out of his life because I'm dating a biracial man [25/M]. Not sure how to deal with consequences. like this: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...f-a7525811.html And barring that I'm sure the university has financial assistance options available. e: lol quote:He said that said that he decided to cut off her college money because she has been spoiled and “it became obvious that she needed to go out in the world and grow up”.
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