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What in the ever loving gently caress. I'm super lactose intolerant and my boyfriend goes out of his way to make sure I don't get hit with surprise dairy. Its 60% because he loves me and hates seeing me writhe in discomfort and 40% because my cheese farts are borderline WMDs.
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Haifisch posted:My (25F) boyfriend (24M) doesn't understand I'm lactose intolerant and then gets mad at me! Duration: 9 months Make a deal with this guy: You eat an amount of lactose laden food he recognizes as significant, but then you get to poo poo on his face when the inevitable mudslide comes.
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Sep 11, 2017 03:42
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Bamabalacha posted:What in the ever loving gently caress. Maybe that guy has a lactose fart fetish?  I (17f) feel sick at how emotionally difficult my relationship with my boyfriend (26m) is and I don't know what to quote:Hey everyone, I've posted here in the past about this same relationship, and I just don't know what to do anymore, I'm already a really emotional person and this is so confusing and frustrating for me.
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Sep 11, 2017 03:43
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He does so to be with me, this isn't a casual thing, I really feel emotionally attached to him :/ which is why it's so hard for me. I resent he told me he loved me like the second date, it gave me all these hopes that he's some perfect loving guy that would never hurt me.
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Haifisch posted:My (25F) boyfriend (24M) doesn't understand I'm lactose intolerant and then gets mad at me! Duration: 9 months Every time he ignores your warning and demands you eat dairy do so and poo poo in his bed, car, wardrobe, or upper deck his toilet. Admiral Ray posted:Make a deal with this guy: You eat an amount of lactose laden food he recognizes as significant, but then you get to poo poo on his face when the inevitable mudslide comes.  edit: Absurd Alhazred posted:Maybe that guy has a lactose fart fetish? He needs to not get into relationships with people for whom two months is a sizable fraction of their lifespan ya dumbass. She needs to grow up (literally). Outrail fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Sep 11, 2017 |
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Sep 11, 2017 03:44
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It keeps happening! My [M 30s] wife [F 20s] put an ingredient she knows I can't eat into a soup today. quote:Sort of unsure as to how to approach this.
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Sep 11, 2017 03:49
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Admiral Ray posted:Dump your loser fiance and start dating the bartender. really who wouldn't be down with their SO flashing for drinks and getting deets for a hookup, what a prude
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Sep 11, 2017 04:03
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Admiral Ray posted:Dump your loser fiance and start dating the bartender. yeah not wanting your fiancee to flirt with other guys makes you such a loser
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Sep 11, 2017 04:05
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Haifisch posted:My (25F) boyfriend (24M) doesn't understand I'm lactose intolerant and then gets mad at me! Duration: 9 months I've dated some people with lactose intolerance and they just take these miracle pills before a night out with mixed company and all is good. Is that just not an option that works for everyone? Obv it's weird this dude that doesn't understand the problem but to my laymen knowledge it's just lacking some enzymes you can get in milk/pill form rather than like a peanut allergy or something.
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Sep 11, 2017 04:06
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ArbitraryC posted:I've dated some people with lactose intolerance and they just take these miracle pills before a night out with mixed company and all is good. Is that just not an option that works for everyone? Obv it's weird this dude that doesn't understand the problem but to my laymen knowledge it's just lacking some enzymes you can get in milk/pill form rather than like a peanut allergy or something. quote:Dale always takes this as a personal hit to something he likes or make. For our 6 months together, he invited me over for dinner. He cooked it all his self, but when it came time for dessert, he had made homemade ice cream. I told him I appreciated his effort in making the ice cream, but told him that he hadn't made it for lactose people or given me notice to take my pill that gives me a grace period with less gas. The pills don't always help, they just prevent bathroom emergencies, but I still get gassy and bloated and a general sick feelings. Me rejecting his ice cream struck a fight and he asked me to leave. The next day, he texted me saying he over reacted.
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Sep 11, 2017 04:08
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ArbitraryC posted:I've dated some people with lactose intolerance and they just take these miracle pills before a night out with mixed company and all is good. Is that just not an option that works for everyone? Obv it's weird this dude that doesn't understand the problem but to my laymen knowledge it's just lacking some enzymes you can get in milk/pill form rather than like a peanut allergy or something. The pills mitigate it, mostly, about 75% of the time. But I still get a bit of cramps and doom farts if I eat a full piece of cheesecake, regardless of how much Lactaid I took. And it sucks because I loving love cheesecake.
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Sep 11, 2017 04:14
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Absurd Alhazred posted:It keeps happening! too bad we won't get an update when she escalates to stakes
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Sep 11, 2017 04:15
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Absurd Alhazred posted:It keeps happening! Make her some soup. When she starts throwing up tell her "Oh, it is probably that Ipecac syrup I put in the soup, I didn't think it would matter since you didn't know and you're only psychologically influenced by what you know/don't know about what you eat. Weird huh?"
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Sep 11, 2017 04:16
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:too bad we won't get an update when she escalates to stakes "Hello reddit. I'm a vampire and"
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Sep 11, 2017 04:17
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Outrail posted:The answer is to cook a single meal until they cave. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHCzfDib_2M Bamabalacha posted:The pills mitigate it, mostly, about 75% of the time. But I still get a bit of cramps and doom farts if I eat a full piece of cheesecake, regardless of how much Lactaid I took. Don't take Lactaid, take these https://www.amazon.com/Digestive-Advantage-Lactose-Defense-Capsules/dp/B001G7QGCM
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Sep 11, 2017 04:24
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Admiral Ray posted:Make a deal with this guy: You eat an amount of lactose laden food he recognizes as significant, but then you get to poo poo on his face when the inevitable mudslide comes. no don't give in to his long game
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Sep 11, 2017 04:31
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My partner (31M) is lactose intolerant and still eat regular products on occasion. I (29F) don't know what to do about itquote:Hey r/relationships. Okay so. Basic information: "Bob" and I have been together for almost 3 years, lived together for 1. I have a daughter ("Sunny", 8) from a previous relationship. So here's the thing. "Bob" developed lactose intolerance in his mid-20s, and now he can barely glance sideways at a chocolate bar before he has a reaction.
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Bamabalacha posted:The pills mitigate it, mostly, about 75% of the time. But I still get a bit of cramps and doom farts if I eat a full piece of cheesecake, regardless of how much Lactaid I took. Yeah thanks, I honestly didn't mean to be presumptuous I was just under the general impression that lactose intolerance was mostly a gut flora enzyme thing that could be conquered if someone regularly took pills/started the day with that lactose milk, I've never known someone who did one or the other but still had issues. My friends/family probably just had minor cases. i still think the dude was insensitive it just came across a bit weird to me cause the people I've lived with that had that issue basically just took their enzymes consistently and it wasn't something anyone else had to plan around.
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Sep 11, 2017 04:44
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La Brea Carpet posted:I'm pregnant and my boyfriend forgot my birthday All her other posts are deleted, which is a shame because they're real doozies. Such as 'we're expecting a baby and my BF spends $600 on soda and cigarettes' and 'I hope my baby is stillborn'. All (non OP) parties sound horrible, and given the comments she's made, it sounds like a messed up home life growing up led her to roll over repeatedly to pressure/emotional bullying rather than telling all other parties to gently caress off while she makes decisions on what's best for her/the baby. Is it still legal to safely surrender a baby at like, a fire house or church? LadyPictureShow fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Sep 11, 2017 |
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Sep 11, 2017 04:49
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LadyPictureShow posted:Is it still legal to safely surrender a baby at like, a fire house or church? Yep
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Sep 11, 2017 05:13
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LadyPictureShow posted:All her other posts are deleted, which is a shame because they're real doozies. Such as 'we're expecting a baby and my BF spends $600 on soda and cigarettes' and 'I hope my baby is stillborn'. I mean there's no cameras. You can do anything you want when there's no cameras- you technically haven't done anything illegal until charged, tried, and convicted.
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Sep 11, 2017 05:16
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Haifisch posted:My partner (31M) is lactose intolerant and still eat regular products on occasion. I (29F) don't know what to do about it Buy him rice milk chocolate, it's the best. If he doesn't like that,  , there's clearly something wrong with his taste buds.
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Sep 11, 2017 05:47
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pidan posted:Buy him rice milk chocolate, it's the best. If he doesn't like that, Is it "the best" like turkey bacon or like, even if you can have regular chocolate you should still try this?
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Sep 11, 2017 06:10
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Beachcomber posted:Is it "the best" like turkey bacon or like, even if you can have regular chocolate you should still try this? Rice milk chocolate genuinely tastes great.
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Sep 11, 2017 06:29
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Beachcomber posted:Is it "the best" like turkey bacon or like, even if you can have regular chocolate you should still try this? I also eat regular milk chocolate and I love the rice stuff. I'm from a country where rice based sweets are reasonably popular though, ymmv if you're not used to the combo.
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Sep 11, 2017 06:29
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I am genuinely shocked by how many posts are about easily solvable household issues. People act like they're prisoners in the home, forced to eat things they don't like if their partner makes it. My gf doesn't always like the stuff I make, but she texts me "wat u make tonite" or something and if it dont sound good she goes to sprouts and gets something to cook for herself. But usually its not a big deal because we dont build in these weird power struggles when it comes to what we eat after work, which according to reddit causes 90% of relationship issues. Its really depressing how many people post about these business relationships that have a veneer of romanticism. If you're 22 and in a four year relationship in which you cannot tell your "life partner" that they have smelly shoes or whatever bs an r/relationships post can come up with, I feel really bad. I've had some blowout fights with my gf so its not pefect but I've never described her like some interesting stranger like in half of these posts.
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Sep 11, 2017 06:44
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I wonder how much of that(at least on the 'my partner is confused at the concept of not always eating the same thing I do/having to participate equally in basic chores' end) is people going directly from living with their parents to living with their partner? I mean, I get it, incomes are low and the rent is too damned high, but it seems like a lot of people would benefit from at least doing the roommate thing for a few years before moving in with an SO. Learn to be an independent adult so your partner doesn't have to become a substitute parent.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/6zewgl/my_34m_wife_31f_of_4_yrs_wants_me_to_abuse_her/quote:My wife and I have had discussions in which she tells me I'm not controlling enough. After drilling down and figuring out what she means exactly by “controlling” I found that she wants me to hit her. I mistook that for slapping and choking mostly for her sexual gratification. I agreed to be more controlling to make her happy.
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FactsAreUseless posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/6zewgl/my_34m_wife_31f_of_4_yrs_wants_me_to_abuse_her/ Yikes edit: get her into therapy. tell her you'll kick her rear end if she doesn't go tactlessbastard fucked around with this message at 13:28 on Sep 11, 2017 |
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Sep 11, 2017 13:25
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tactlessbastard posted:tell her you'll kick her rear end if she doesn't go this is what she wants you dope
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Sep 11, 2017 13:57
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[WA] The HOA is blatantly refusing to enforce their CC&R when it comes to certain people, a large mural of a Nazi flag for example.quote:Alright, a little background, as the title mentions, I live in a suburb in Washington. What really started this issue in earnest for me was about a week and a half ago when someone who lives a few blocks from me in my neighborhood decided to have a large Nazi flag painted on the entirety garage door, the black, white, and red kind. I know it sounds really quite absurd, and it is, and I'd be willing to provide pictures. It's very clear what it is supposed to be, even though it seems to be professionally done, obviously it is still very offensive, and sticks out every time I drive past it on my way home from work. Rarely do we see "HOAs are a bunch of Nazis" meant this literally
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Sep 11, 2017 14:12
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Buzkashi posted:this is what she wants you dope I was being facetious
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Sep 11, 2017 14:26
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Danaru posted:[WA] The HOA is blatantly refusing to enforce their CC&R when it comes to certain people, a large mural of a Nazi flag for example. Is there any law in the US against actual Nazi flags? Because as lovely as it is that someone thinks this is a cool and good thing to put on their house I don't know that this guy can do anything other than move. Or paint an image of an interracial orgy on his own garage door.
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Sep 11, 2017 14:58
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Obviously there's no law against that per se.
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Sep 11, 2017 15:00
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Not necessarily obvious to those of us who don't live there. Some countries definitely have laws against decorating your house like a discount Reichstag circa 1938.
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Are you telling me literal Nazis aren't considered a hate group/terrorist organization etc? Are there no hate crime laws?seriously what the gently caress is wrong with you people? Also, this sort of poo poo is why antifa exists. It's also why I'm moving from 'antifa are a bunch of rebellious hipsters who swung hard' to 'uh maybe we actually need poo poo like antifa'. Either way, rounding up the neighbors and having a lynching party should be a accepted conflict resolution.
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Sep 11, 2017 15:14
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Fil5000 posted:Is there any law in the US against actual Nazi flags? Because as lovely as it is that someone thinks this is a cool and good thing to put on their house I don't know that this guy can do anything other than move. Theoretically he may be able to sue the HOA, depending on what's in the covenant agreements. There are a number of ways he could argue that the HOA has failed its duties by approving a Nazi flag mural--the entire reason they have an HOA is to maintain the aesthetic value of the neighborhood and keep residents from turning their homes into eyesores, which Nazi garage would definitely qualify as. Whether it would actually be worth it is another story.
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Sep 11, 2017 15:17
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I feel bad for the realtor who tries to sell the home across the street from Nazi House.
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Straight White Shark posted:Theoretically he may be able to sue the HOA, depending on what's in the covenant agreements. There are a number of ways he could argue that the HOA has failed its duties by approving a Nazi flag mural--the entire reason they have an HOA is to maintain the aesthetic value of the neighborhood and keep residents from turning their homes into eyesores, which Nazi garage would definitely qualify as. Making Nazis suffer is always worth it. Ideally he could get the local DSA together and burn the place to the ground, but you work with what you got.
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Panfilo posted:I feel bad for the realtor who tries to sell the home across the street from Nazi House. Or the one who has to sell the loving Nazi house.
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I'm pretty sure you can put up a literal ISIL flag in front of your house and it's not against the law in the US. Might get you put on a watch list but you can do it in principle.
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