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This has been the tboned in an intersection of age guesses.
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dudeness posted:My [19 F] Gf will only accept Disneyland as a bday present when I [26 M] already took her and I don't want to go again quote:What can I do to fix this? Put her back in the sandbox you snatched her from and hope her parents don't call the police?
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Sep 16, 2017 21:26
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dudeness posted:My [19 F] Gf will only accept Disneyland as a bday present when I [26 M] already took her and I don't want to go again this is what happens when you date children
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Sep 16, 2017 21:38
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Wow, misogyny strikes again, please don't deny this young lady's agency to use a Cool Grown-Up With A Job to score free trips to Disneyland and ice cream whenever she wants it and now and then some help with her homework.
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Sep 16, 2017 21:42
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Why would you want to "fix" that relationship? The only positive outcome there is for them to  and ghost each other.
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Sep 16, 2017 21:48
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the worst part of that story is that those spoilers on the ages were actually needed, there are way too many 35+ people going to disney theme parks regularly like if you're in a disney park on a regular basis and you're a childless adult you are a fuckin weirdo, and nostalgia is not a good enough excuse, nothing is
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Sep 16, 2017 21:49
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Disney girls are loving insane. They're worse than horse girls.
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Sep 16, 2017 22:02
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:the worst part of that story is that those spoilers on the ages were actually needed, there are way too many 35+ people going to disney theme parks regularly I completely assumed the people in question were at least 35, because those are the only people who go to Disney like this.
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Sep 16, 2017 22:03
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dudeness posted:My [9 F] Gf will only accept Disneyland as a bday present when I [26 M] already took her and I don't want to go again
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Sep 16, 2017 22:08
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My (20/F) friend (20/M) who I have a crush on, let slip the fact that he thinks I'm the gatekeeper for my hotter female friends.quote:We've been friends since twelfth grade. I've had a crush on him on/off since then. We're not super close, but we have a bunch of mutual friends and we occasionally go out to eat, watch movies, etc. id suggest you forego trying to talk to him and jump straight to 
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Sep 16, 2017 22:18
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dudeness posted:My [19 F] Gf will only accept Disneyland as a bday present when I [26 M] already took her and I don't want to go again JFC stop dating people you need to sneak into a bar by WELL before the time you (should have) finished undergrad. DragQueenofAngmar posted:the worst part of that story is that those spoilers on the ages were actually needed, there are way too many 35+ people going to disney theme parks regularly That is one of the weirdest things. I don't understand any of that poo poo. Weddings at Disney? Disney cruises - for ADULTS who aren't bringing children? WHY?
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Sep 16, 2017 22:20
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Sorry, but youve been palpartion'd
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Sep 16, 2017 22:21
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Motronic posted:That is one of the weirdest things. I don't understand any of that poo poo. Weddings at Disney? Disney cruises - for ADULTS who aren't bringing children? WHY? Like people who buy christmas stuff year round that the leave up until the neighbors worry they died, some peoples brains are all hosed up on childhood highs.
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Sep 16, 2017 22:24
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Motronic posted:That is one of the weirdest things. I don't understand any of that poo poo. Weddings at Disney? Disney cruises - for ADULTS who aren't bringing children? WHY? And they're sure as poo poo not going to discourage adults from doing a ton of Disney stuff.
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Sep 16, 2017 22:35
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Motronic posted:That is one of the weirdest things. I don't understand any of that poo poo. Weddings at Disney? Disney cruises - for ADULTS who aren't bringing children? WHY? crazy disney people are just like crazy anime people except that somehow everyone else isn't constantly ragging on them all the time and I don't know why, but they should be
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Sep 16, 2017 22:45
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Disney girls are loving insane. They're worse than horse girls. There's at least some overlap there.
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Sep 16, 2017 22:47
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dudeness posted:My [19 F] Gf will only accept Disneyland as a bday present when I [26 M] already took her and I don't want to go again She's loving goofy. Sever.
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Sep 16, 2017 22:54
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La Brea Carpet posted:She's loving goofy. Sever. heh
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Sep 16, 2017 23:00
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Motronic posted:JFC stop dating people you need to sneak into a bar by WELL before the time you (should have) finished undergrad. These things exist for the same reason people eat at McDonald's in Italy. They know they're going to get something they like with no surprises and with a certain standard of quality. I have no nostalgia for Disney parks. I was never taken to one as a child. The first time I was obligated to go to one I was 25 and I was certain it would be a miserable, hot, long lined, over-capitalist nightmare. My wife and I had no kids and there were no kids in our party. I was wrong. The first thing I want to mention is that DisneyLAND and Disney World are entirely different beasts. At Disneyland it is feasible to just pop in for a few hours, grab a snack, ride a thing, and pop back out. Disney World you're committing at least 3/4 of your day or your wasting your time. Also, Disneyland has more attractions than all of Disney World's four parks put together in a space smaller than Disney World's Magic Kingdom. Also, Disneyland has alcohol. (Well, California Adventure, but it's right there) Anyway, the main thing I was not expecting in any of the parks was the attention to detail in the theming. It didn't make me feel like I was in the jungle, but it made me feel like I was in what 1950s people thought the jungle was like, if that makes any sense. The food, if you do the research (I always do) is good). The lines aren't that bad if you have a plan and get there at opening. It's really the feelings though. The haunted mansion is a genuinely spooky haunted house. It isn't scary or frightening or horrifying. It's spooky and fun. The jungle cruise is a feast of animal-themed dad jokes and every skipper has their own selection and delivery. I sometimes ride this three times in a row if the line's short. Pirates of the Caribbean. I wish to hell I'd been to Disney before they added Jack loving Sparrow to "improve" the ride. Its a cool, enchanting ride that does a good job building an atmosphere until Jack Sparrow takes it away from you. I like the animals on the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad. Other things to like: Dole Whips Trader Sam's Beignets/Nutella waffles depending on coast Fireworks Parades Oh. And not having kids means you can take your time and do whatever you want. Sit and people watch. Whatever.
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Sep 16, 2017 23:21
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if I wanna observe strange childish weirdos I have the whole internet for that and that isn't price gouged to insanity (yet)
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Sep 16, 2017 23:27
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Seriously the food at the good Disney restaurants is amazing, and the resorts do a great job on all the little things. The people who never vacation anywhere else are weird but it's still a lot of fun for adults with or without kids.
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Sep 16, 2017 23:30
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Disney girls are loving insane. They're worse than horse girls. They're horse girls with an even less tenuous grounding in reality. E: seconding that Disneyland is superior to Disneyworld. For starters, it's not located in a primeval swamp filled with monsters that time forgot. Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Sep 16, 2017 |
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Sep 16, 2017 23:44
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Pvt.Scott posted:primeval swamp filled with monsters that time forgot. But enough about Floridians
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Sep 16, 2017 23:52
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Disneyland is superior because it doesnt have the tedious mandatory story introductions for the rides they copied making it the cutscene skipping of real life
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Sep 17, 2017 00:00
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Beachcomber posted:The jungle cruise is a feast of animal-themed dad jokes and every skipper has their own selection and delivery. I sometimes ride this three times in a row if the line's short. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0cCRRFi1aA
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Sep 17, 2017 00:05
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Get the Disneyland girl a special birthday gift - freedom...to be with somebody else.
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Sep 17, 2017 00:12
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Beachcomber posted:These things exist for the same reason people eat at McDonald's in Italy. They know they're going to get something they like with no surprises and with a certain standard of quality. This sounds awful and if I need a Dole whip that bad I will gladly go back to Honolulu to retrieve it from the source. I can find very high quality food both locally and abroad without going to a theme park. Same for basically every last one of your "other things to like".
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Sep 17, 2017 00:44
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tbf theme parks aren't geared toward people who live in an area with anything interesting at all it's basically a sanitized place you can have "big city" experiences but also cartoons!
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Sep 17, 2017 01:12
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Me [29F] at a newish job, managing data for an all-male engineer team [20-70M] are treating me like a secretary. How do I tactfully establish boundaries?quote:Hey all! When you come in tomorrow, take a knife and stab the biggest dork you see. Only way they'll respect you.
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Sep 17, 2017 01:18
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P-Mack posted:Seriously the food at the good Disney restaurants is amazing, and the resorts do a great job on all the little things. The people who never vacation anywhere else are weird but it's still a lot of fun for adults with or without kids. People are surprised I've never been to one, since I like Disney stuff, but that said I don't own any Disney merchandise, I own animation cels and stuff though, idk it feels different  For this thread's amusement, I'll mention I in particular collect feature animation cels that feature horses.
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Sep 17, 2017 02:05
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Look as long as you dont stalk park employees to figure out who has the Disney Pins you dont have yet, youre probably not fully insane.
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Sep 17, 2017 02:09
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Barudak posted:Look as long as you dont stalk park employees to figure out who has the Disney Pins you dont have yet, youre probably not fully insane. I own one of the roughs from the animation sequence where Aladdin is being squeezed by Jafar as a snake, and it is 1) beautifully roughed by the peerless Glen Keane and 2) aladdin looks slightly orgasmic and since the internet has made it clear to me that horrible perverts will pay any amount of money to celebrate their pervert thing, and this pervert thing is a one of a kind art piece, that once the pervert-locating marketing algorithms are perfected, I will make a fat stack of cash on its resale
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Sep 17, 2017 02:13
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Pick posted:I own one of the roughs from the animation sequence where Aladdin is being squeezed by Jafar as a snake, and it is 1) beautifully roughed by the peerless Glen Keane and 2) aladdin looks slightly orgasmic and since the internet has made it clear to me that horrible perverts will pay any amount of money to celebrate their pervert thing, and this pervert thing is a one of a kind art piece, that once the pervert-locating marketing algorithms are perfected, I will make a fat stack of cash on its resale The logical conclusion of the goon obsession with what weird internet people masturbate to is profit
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Sep 17, 2017 02:30
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Pick posted:I own one of the roughs from the animation sequence where Aladdin is being squeezed by Jafar as a snake, and it is 1) beautifully roughed by the peerless Glen Keane and 2) aladdin looks slightly orgasmic and since the internet has made it clear to me that horrible perverts will pay any amount of money to celebrate their pervert thing, and this pervert thing is a one of a kind art piece, that once the pervert-locating marketing algorithms are perfected, I will make a fat stack of cash on its resale Seems to me like an acceptable dowry.
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Sep 17, 2017 02:47
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Pick posted:People are surprised I've never been to one, since I like Disney stuff, but that said I don't own any Disney merchandise, I own animation cels and stuff though, idk it feels different Is it cels of Sunflower from Fantasia?
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Sep 17, 2017 03:07
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Pvt.Scott posted:Is it cels of Sunflower from Fantasia? No, but Animation Sensations had one of the production drawings of her for sale, and I missed it  . Irony is big now, this would definitely be a Portland flip.  Meanwhile, you just know the kind of person who ate the markup on this one: 
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Sep 17, 2017 03:29
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Robin Hood is the best Disney film.
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Sep 17, 2017 04:04
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Every town truly does have its ups and downs.
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Sep 17, 2017 04:11
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One of the guys at my office has some old stock certificates framed on his wall and the Disney one is pretty cool. IIRC it has Walt at his desk and a bunch of Disney characters around it. Also if you ever find old certificates in a dead relative's stuff you can mail it off to your brokerage to claim it. Not sure if they'll send it back.
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cumshitter posted:One of the guys at my office has some old stock certificates framed on his wall and the Disney one is pretty cool. IIRC it has Walt at his desk and a bunch of Disney characters around it. They don't send it back. The Disney ones are collector's items btw. get into the gbs retirement thread man, why aren't you there
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