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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



tho I guess it may be Regular Onset Trucker Disease

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jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Epic High Five posted:

i wish I understood what he meant when he said words
Having understood the zen wisdom of the shithead hegelian dialectic known as "the art of the deal", the end result he actually wants is "I'm going to put all your existing debt into one easy monthly repayment to J-Kush's company to make it very simple."

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



Thatim posted:

Unironically, yea.

But like I said. Typical undergrads that think they came up with an original get rich scheme.

My get rich scheme should have been that every time I spoke an undergrad with such an idea I would get 2 bucks. Alas, I never did it and now I am not in the possession of production means

we should start an exclusive mailing list you have to buy into that sends you awesome startup ideas but it's only for exclusive undergrads because we don't want just ANYONE getting rich off these awesome ideas


59.99 a month

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/scotusreporter/status/915252682214002688

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
lmao trump is absolutely gonna cut checks straight to goldman sachs to clean up their debt and call hurricane relief for puerto rico

hooooly poo poo

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Apraxin posted:

lol, the full quote: '"They owe a lot of money to your friends on Wall Street and we're going to have to wipe that out. You're going to say goodbye to that, I don't know if it's Goldman Sachs but whoever it is you can wave goodbye to that"

next cabinet meeting gonna be awkward

shot:
https://theintercept.com/2017/10/03/we-can-finally-identify-one-of-the-largest-holders-of-puerto-rican-debt/

chaser:
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/02/seth-klarman-donald-trump

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH




HOLY poo poo I WANT THAT CAR

i love dumb bootleg stuff

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

This is "last person Trump talked to" syndrome meets a very broken brain old idiot.

Just surround Trump with hardcore socialists who tell him he's the greatest ever and convince him to forgive the debt and guillotine all of Wall Street.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Hanes-Men-s-ComfortSoft-White-Crew-Neck-T-Shirt-6-3-Free-Bonus-Pack/43835113

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/sashadulic_fr/status/915322180648554497

"let the fat dotard sleep, i got this"- president kelly

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

jfc, is that gorka's skull?

Mouth Ze Dong
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

Shageletic posted:

Lol the discovery process

subpoena the piss tape!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Spoeank posted:

lmao trump is absolutely gonna cut checks straight to goldman sachs to clean up their debt and call hurricane relief for puerto rico

hooooly poo poo

so what, gently caress you :smugdon: *pelts you with bounty paper towel* here, industrial strength tissues for yer relentless tears :sad:

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

eat the rich

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

im the lovely forced perspective on the ashtray

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

zegermans posted:

twitch

jk clips vs magazines is stupid as hell, but it's worth differentiating machine guns from assault rifles - machine guns fire full power rifle bullets, assault rifles are designed to fire slightly less powerful bullets that allow for more accurate fire.

actually rereading my post who cares

Light machine guns must not be a thing in the swarm

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:
I just listen to my internal voice. On the even days it screams 'trump'. On the uneven days, except Sunday it yells 'jeb!'.

On Sunday I experience tranquility. The voice only yells 'bernie would have won'

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

We're either gonna get Michael Scott I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY or Tarp 2:tarp harder. Both would be god damm ridicilious and neither surpsiring.

Or most likely Trump is just rambling and will forget about it when tweets this weekend at Jennifer Lawrence or whoever's put a bee in his bonnett this week.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




man since i remembered it because of this thread, ive been rereading the collection of letters (primitive sexts) between anaïs nin and henry miller

henry miller was a fuckin loon

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

ban automatic tranquilizer guns that shoots heroin and fentynl darts beng bong so sample

knock out two national issues at once :cabot:

an implant that takes a steady drip of spinal fluid and ferments it into super strong liquor and cycles it right back in

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Montasque posted:

This is "last person Trump talked to" syndrome meets a very broken brain old idiot.

Just surround Trump with hardcore socialists who tell him he's the greatest ever and convince him to forgive the debt and guillotine all of Wall Street.

A picture of oxygen to a drowning man

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



here's another perfectly legal rifle modification

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F8Z5ooMZpY&t=63s

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/sashadulic_fr/status/915322180648554497

"let the fat dotard sleep, i got this"- president kelly

dont call him president kelly hes a neocon and probably the only thing preventing us from worse

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH




what was that one kids in the hall sketch where some designer was showing off his new "Railroad Spike Through The Skull" fashion piece on a talk show and some dude in the audience stood up and was like "Well it's just a railroad spike you can get them anywhere" and the designer was like NO, NO IT'S DIFFERENT, IT'S EXCLUSIVE. And the guy in the audience said he was gonna go down to the railroad, steal a spike and put it through his own skull and nobody would know the difference.

And the designer was like, "YOU'LL know. You'll know it's different."

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/sashadulic_fr/status/915322180648554497

"let the fat dotard sleep, i got this"- president kelly

why do the republicans keep yelling at that far-right paper

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



mormonpartyboat posted:

an implant that takes a steady drip of spinal fluid and ferments it into super strong liquor and cycles it right back in

would invest n this self medication

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

YOU A loving HAT posted:

i have CDs

in my car

that I play

kinda nostalgic 4 those days

the only cd in my car is the one kelley deal gave me that I keep in case my phone is dead and sirius is not werking because I happen 2 be stuck in a tunnel or something

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

mormonpartyboat posted:

an implant that takes a steady drip of spinal fluid and ferments it into super strong liquor and cycles it right back in

I've always wanted a whiskey stillsuit

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



YOU A loving HAT posted:

what was that one kids in the hall sketch where some designer was showing off his new "Railroad Spike Through The Skull" fashion piece on a talk show and some dude in the audience stood up and was like "Well it's just a railroad spike you can get them anywhere" and the designer was like NO, NO IT'S DIFFERENT, IT'S EXCLUSIVE. And the guy in the audience said he was gonna go down to the railroad, steal a spike and put it through his own skull and nobody would know the difference.

And the designer was like, "YOU'LL know. You'll know it's different."

goddamn I loved Kids in the Hall

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

YOU A loving HAT posted:

i have CDs

in my car

that I play

im bougie and have a 6 disc changer

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
wau now im learning about compa-ratios!!!!!!

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



Epic High Five posted:

goddamn I loved Kids in the Hall

I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
if jesus stole my lovingly prepared speedball id fkn waterboard him while hanging upside down, off a cross ofc

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
my car is a 2000 so it only plays one CD at a time

since 2013, that one CD has been an Elliott Smith mix

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



YOU A loving HAT posted:

I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krTlpVw4xGk

all bodies are beautiful

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/sashadulic_fr/status/915322180648554497

"let the fat dotard sleep, i got this"- president kelly

kelly let him sleep so he didn't tweet that the shooter had done an amazing job given the circumstances

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



skaboomizzy posted:

my car is a 2000 so it only plays one CD at a time

since 2013, that one CD has been an Elliott Smith mix

I've found the secret to always be shocked at the level of advancement in your car's technology without spending any extra is to always upgrade from 15 year old cars to 10 year old cars

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

skaboomizzy posted:

my car is a 2000 so it only plays one CD at a time

since 2013, that one CD has been an Elliott Smith mix

oh that's weird. I mean u seem normal by cspam standards at least

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

I'm pretty sure they didn't talk about it lol

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

YOU A loving HAT posted:

what was that one kids in the hall sketch where some designer was showing off his new "Railroad Spike Through The Skull" fashion piece on a talk show and some dude in the audience stood up and was like "Well it's just a railroad spike you can get them anywhere" and the designer was like NO, NO IT'S DIFFERENT, IT'S EXCLUSIVE. And the guy in the audience said he was gonna go down to the railroad, steal a spike and put it through his own skull and nobody would know the difference.

And the designer was like, "YOU'LL know. You'll know it's different."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njRZrpTQ0fs&t=181s

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