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DACK FAYDEN posted:Kinda surprised they didn't call the cops on his sovcit license plate while they were at it. That's an unambiguously illegal (and dangerous, because you know he didn't register it properly and is probably uninsured) thing to drop another hammer on. Do not worry. It will come up in the court case because he will not be able to resist mentioning it and because the Judge will want to hit this guy with as many legal gut punches they can after dealing with the dude for five minutes.
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LadyPictureShow posted:SovCit is that 'group' that doesn't recognize American currency and doesn't want to pay taxes and stuff, right? Or am I thinking of 3%-ers? Their beliefs and practices are so widely varied and nonsensical that its impossible to narrow down what they actually "believe." Here is about the best write-up on what they're all about : https://www.canlii.org/en/ab/abqb/doc/2012/2012abqb571/2012abqb571.html Basically though, what they "believe" is that whatever legal issue they're faced with because of their own stupidity and laziness shouldn't apply to them and they should be free to ignore because of magical legal reasons and words.
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Oct 6, 2017 21:12
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LadyPictureShow posted:SovCit is that 'group' that doesn't recognize American currency and doesn't want to pay taxes and stuff, right? Or am I thinking of 3%-ers? sovcit stands for soverign citizen, it's not a group so much as it is a philosophy that the government obeys magic rules and if you know these magic rules you dont have to pay taxes or obey laws and all kinds of dumb poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfVbiefMdNU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7h7uevwxt8
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Oct 6, 2017 21:14
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P. Barnes is my spirit animal.
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I love how the Sovcit idiot scoffs at the guy because he's "Just a baliff" and the baliff rolls his eyes.
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My Best Friend[25M] told me he caught my girlfriend[22F] of 5 years cheating on me[25M], My girlfriend says my friend is lying because he tried to sleep with her, and she rejected him and threatened to tell me.quote:I've known Dorian since 3rd grade. He started off picking on me, but we ended up becoming friends in scouts. He has always been a playboy and a big misogynist. Lots of flaws, but he never lied to me. Ladies and gentlemen, place your bets.
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Oct 6, 2017 21:58
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Aren't there Sov Cits that think they are boats?
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Oct 6, 2017 22:02
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The bartender would probably remember if someone got punched if you need confirmation that the misogynist probably did something bad
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Patrick Spens posted:My Best Friend[25M] told me he caught my girlfriend[22F] of 5 years cheating on me[25M], My girlfriend says my friend is lying because he tried to sleep with her, and she rejected him and threatened to tell me. >:(
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Patrick Spens posted:My Best Friend[25M] told me he caught my girlfriend[22F] of 5 years cheating on me[25M], My girlfriend says my friend is lying because he tried to sleep with her, and she rejected him and threatened to tell me. My first instinct is that they're both lying somehow, since it's /r/relationships, my second instinct is to  with anyone you can casually describe as a "big misogynist" regardless of who's telling the truth
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Maybe I'm delving too deep in to the mind of a monster here but if you're gonna pin a girl against the wall and kiss her, why would you pick your friend's girlfriend and not literally any other girl there by herself? A powerplay with his friend I guess? My bet changes based on whether or not the OP told dorian about her ladies night. If he coincidentally saw her and did that it makes no sense. If he knew and could plan it then it's anyone's game.
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Lonely Virgil posted:Aren't there Sov Cits that think they are boats? The believe the US government treats them as boats because “Berth” and “Birth” sound the same in most American dialects. They are phenominally stupid people.
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Betting a cool hundo on both of them telling the truth and Dorian punched himself in the face.
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This is tough because on the one hand choosing to believe either version involves accepting that one of the two closest people in his life is actually a piece of poo poo that betrayed his trust and stabbed him in the back And on the other hand he really shouldn't be surprised to find that out that the dude is a piece of poo poo. E: I'm on TeamCharlotte
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Maybe I'm delving too deep in to the mind of a monster here but if you're gonna pin a girl against the wall and kiss her, why would you pick your friend's girlfriend and not literally any other girl there by herself? A powerplay with his friend I guess? the guy who doesn't respect women as human beings doesn't respect his "friend" as well, i'm guessing this friendship is pretty unidirectional Barudak posted:The believe the US government treats them as boats because “Berth” and “Birth” sound the same in most American dialects. it's more complicated than that, but not any less stupid. there's a few decades worth of paranoia about admiralty courts enforcing maritime law boner confessor fucked around with this message at 22:20 on Oct 6, 2017 |
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Lonely Virgil posted:Aren't there Sov Cits that think they are boats? There was a couple who covered their clothes in postage stamps, which they said made them freight and thus the equivalent of royalty because it's actually the USPS that runs the government and they worship packages or something. The delusions tend to run along the lines of whatever their issues are. For example: Impending criminal conviction: "You have charged the ALLCAPS CORPORATE PERSONSHIP on my berth certificate, not me the flesh and blood living man. I am not a boat toot toot." Lost license to DUIs: "As a free man travelling on the land Black's Law Dictionary says your admiralty court does not have jurisdiction unless I am traversing waters. I am not a boat toot toot." Impending home foreclosure/debt issues: "I will pay this with a check from the account with $640,000 in it that was made for my corporate personship when I received my berth certificate. I am not a boat toot toot."
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Just go to your friends attic and see if the portrait of him has a bloody nose.
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If a guy was decked inside a club both the bartender and security would know. Go to the bar, slip either one a $20 and ask them about that night. Get a story from a neutral third party. If no one was decked then Dorian is lying.
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Rad Russian posted:If a guy was decked inside a club both the bartender and security would know. Go to the bar, slip either one a $20 and ask them about that night. Get a story from a neutral third party. If no one was decked then Dorian is lying. i mean theoretically this is how you could validate it, but the guy the op acknowledges as a misogynist playboy is obviously lying, and op better apologize to his gf quick for not trusting her like he couldn't take a picture of the gf making out with some guy, his first instinct is to invoke bro code and assault a stranger? at that point why not say you beat up all his boys too and they left the
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cumshitter posted:There was a couple who covered their clothes in postage stamps, which they said made them freight and thus the equivalent of royalty because it's actually the USPS that runs the government and they worship packages or something.
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boner confessor posted:sovcit stands for soverign citizen, it's not a group so much as it is a philosophy that the government obeys magic rules and if you know these magic rules you dont have to pay taxes or obey laws and all kinds of dumb poo poo My god these are beautiful. You have opened my eyes to untold wonders. This one cracked me up too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ezWhLwoig0
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Not that anybody had to ask which side you bet on. Either they're both lying, or the story is fake. Barudak posted:Just go to your friends attic and see if the portrait of him has a bloody nose. Also, this was dumb and funny.
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My (25M) wife (27F) died from a heroin overdose. Her dad asked me not to tell anyone how she died, and for a year I kept the promise until I drunkingly admitted she was an addict to her sister. Turns out, her sister is an addict to, and was the person who got my wife into heroin. My wife hid her heroin addiction from me extremely successfully, but to be fair, she only died 2 months after starting it. She would do it while I was away at work, and she would be sober by the time I was home. I didn't have a clue until I came home to her dead. There was fentanyl in the heroin she did. The only person I told was her dad, and he right away said to never tell anyone that, ever, because his family is heavily against addiction. I was told to tell them she had a bad reaction to her allergies (she had like, dozens upon dozens of allergies) and choked to death when her airways closed. They all knew her as a girl with a lot of allergies, it was easily believable. So I kept in contact with that family, and one day I went out to dinner with her sister and her sisters boyfriend. Boyfriend fell asleep and me and her sister had a nightcap, and I was pretty drunk at the time and we were talking about my wife and I just finally admitted the truth to her, she was a heroin addict. She just sighed and looked down and looked horribly sad suddenly. She said she knew she was a heroin addict, because she was the one who got her into heroin. She told me my wife was addicted to pills for a bit, then stole a small bump of H from her sister and then was addicted, and kept asking her sister for more and more and eventually her sister gave in and they were addicts together for a while. I was just astounded, not only did she know that my wife was doing heroin, but she was the one who got her into it. She is also still an addict, she showed me her marks on her arms. She said her father has no clue. I am not even sure what to do. I am very close with this family, I have been since I was 6 years old and grew up with them. In a way they are the family I never had. Its not like these people are 'just' my wifes family, I didn't even know my wife that well in the early years of growing up alongside them on our block. So I am really confused as to what to do. Should I tell the dad? Should I keep this secret to the grave? I dont know. I really, really don't. I am very close with the dad, I babysit his kid 4 days a week (he has another kid who is 11 years old with a younger wife, his old wife died). tl;dr: Wife died of a heroin overdose, turns out it was her sister which got her into it. I dont know whether to tell the dad or not.
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Hugh was the first guy to ever offer me drugs ;_;
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You are 25 with no kids, why are you hanging out with married 27 year olds? Go to bars and use your mixture of youth and underlying tinge of sorrow beyond your years to destroy the dating scene in your area.
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Pick posted:Hugh was the first guy to ever offer me drugs ;_; Plot thickens
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Pick posted:Hugh was the first guy to ever offer me drugs ;_; Someone really needs to compile all the Hugh posts.
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Patrick Spens posted:My Best Friend[25M] told me he caught my girlfriend[22F] of 5 years cheating on me[25M], My girlfriend says my friend is lying because he tried to sleep with her, and she rejected him and threatened to tell me. If they had ladies night in a club, there's almost zero chance Charlotte wasn't wearing make up of some kind (even if it was low-key, like mascara and foundation). If she was wearing makeup, it'd be obvious if she was crying, unless she was able to wash her face and reapply in between the event and getting home, which, depending on what she was wearing, would likely be next to impossible. But also it's like "hm who to believe, the misogynist who rushed over to tell you how he was totally just defending your honour, brah, or your girlfriend, who has never given you a reason to doubt her? Hmm, what do?"
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I don't what the crying proves, since she's explicitly said to be crying in his account and if she was assaulted then crying would also make sense.
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fruit on the bottom posted:I don't what the crying proves, since she's explicitly said to be crying in his account and if she was assaulted then crying would also make sense. Oh whoops, I misread - I thought dickhead misogyny man said she was crying but she hadn't been. In any case, my money is still on her telling the truth.
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Whitlam posted:If they had ladies night in a club, there's almost zero chance Charlotte wasn't wearing make up of some kind (even if it was low-key, like mascara and foundation). If she was wearing makeup, it'd be obvious if she was crying, unless she was able to wash her face and reapply in between the event and getting home, which, depending on what she was wearing, would likely be next to impossible. We should date so that I can break up with you
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Pick posted:We should date so that I can break up with you You'd have to find me first, and Australia is a way bigger hiding place than a truck.
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My[22f] boyfriend[23m] is apparently a prepper/survivalistquote:Hi, so I'm not really sure about any of this. I've been with my boyfriend since we started senior year of university. I graduated a semester late because of some outstanding grauation requirements. He started working summer last year. We both have our own places and we both work, and we hadn't talked about moving in with each other yet. My boyfriend has some personal space issues and we always ended up staying at my place. I've only been over to my boyfriends place a couple of times and it always struck me as odd. He landed a really well paying job right out of school doing engineering and basically graduated with no loans. For some reason, which I guess I now know, he stayed in the two bed/one bath apartment he had been renting since before we met.
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My guess: the friend is a total douche who still thinks of himself as a bro. He actually kissed the girlfriend, and sees that as him performing some kind of bro test of her loyalty. So like, it's ok for him to lie about it being someone else because in his mind the point is that she's not loyal. As far as whether he actually assaulted the girl, ya I dunno, probably. But I just think the douche-bro logic of that lie makes sense.
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Haifisch posted:My[22f] boyfriend[23m] is apparently a prepper/survivalist shes gonna regret dumping him when the apocalypse comes
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Pick posted:Hugh was the first guy to ever offer me drugs ;_; I just want you to know that I picture Hugh Grant every time you talk about him and that it enriches my world
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