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i once told farmer crack-rear end about a friend whose girlfriend would NOT stop drawing gay x-men erotica on like every available surface, such as scratch pads and coupons, and he loves that story. thats his favorite one.
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Pick posted:you jerks keep watching incest porn on redtube and then when your dad goes on redtube he gets these ideas and then all these fricking filipinos get your inheritance drat filipinos keep tooting through my bins and making a mess.
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Haifisch posted:(2+ yrs) My GF (26f) makes nsfw drawings in public places. She thinks it's funny but I (27m) am embarrassed gimme her phone number ill break up with her for you
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Oct 8, 2017 05:04
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Pick posted:Just enjoy baking cookies or whatever, it's fun and creating stuff will make you feel good about yourself :/ This works better if you are not creating things that will make you fat (source: can cook, am fat)
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Oct 8, 2017 05:23
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Haifisch posted:(2+ yrs) My GF (26f) makes nsfw drawings in public places. She thinks it's funny but I (27m) am embarrassed I want to marry this woman
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Oct 8, 2017 05:26
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ranbo das posted:Just stumbled upon this classic again Uhh this is pornography.
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Oct 8, 2017 05:44
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Haifisch posted:(2+ yrs) My GF (26f) makes nsfw drawings in public places. She thinks it's funny but I (27m) am embarrassed SMH. People can't appreciate a good dick artist. What is this world coming to? Where's our innocence and wonder gone off to? E: 420 draw dicks err day
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Oct 8, 2017 05:49
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DACK FAYDEN posted:oh thank god he got something with a flared base I was cringing when he said drumsticks Mad props to him and anyone else who can lose a drumstick up there. Personally I love it when someone plays my prostate like a drum. Growing up my mother's best friend was a nurse at a hospital so she always had great stories. One of them involved a dude who came in because he had an apple up his rear end. When they asked him what happened he was like, "Yeah... I was at a wedding and I got really drunk, blacked out. When I woke up I noticed an apple was missing from the gift basket in my room." Yeah, OK buddy. Another time they had a patient who was so fat they had to drag them on parachute silk to the freight elevator and weigh them on the loading scale.
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Pick posted:you jerks keep watching incest porn on redtube and then when your dad goes on redtube he gets these ideas and then all these fricking filipinos get your inheritance Jesus Pick, what the gently caress?
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Oct 8, 2017 06:24
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therobit posted:Jesus Pick, what the gently caress? I didn't realise that was Pick at first and thought it was just a random vaguely racist joke, but now that calls for storytime
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Oct 8, 2017 06:29
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Inescapable Duck posted:I didn't realise that was Pick at first and thought it was just a random vaguely racist joke, but now that calls for storytime Calling it. Pick's dad was the Vegas shooter.
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Oct 8, 2017 06:33
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Rad Russian posted:Seat belt wearers are not a protected class by law. You can be fired for that no problem. Just as good of a reason to fire you for liking the Colts, or for no reason at all. He is in a state where it's not illegal to ride without a seat belt, so his job is not encouraging criminal behavior either. I'm know there is some form of protection from being fired for taking safety precautions in the US, because Justice Gorsuch argued against them.
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Haifisch posted:(2+ yrs) My GF (26f) makes nsfw drawings in public places. She thinks it's funny but I (27m) am embarrassed someone buy this girl an account
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Oct 8, 2017 07:27
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[quote="„Have Blue“" post="„477166134“"] gimme her phone number ill break up with her for you [/quote] A graceful act of kindness 
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Would you all be more or less inclined to marry Dickdrawer if your boss saw the drawing and fired you?
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Oct 8, 2017 12:00
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Sounds like a curse/power granted by an olgaf wizard
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Fil5000 posted:I think you're thinking of grape soda. Grapefruit is usually what, pink? And horrible. Grapefruit soda is great. And usually it's white grapefruit afaik so clearish, pink grapefruit I would have more concerns about.
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[quote="“Ziv Zulander”" post="“476950491”"] Mayo is really the best condiment for fries, just not the nasty storebought stuff [/quote] Actually the best condiment for the dipping of fries is a vanilla shake
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[quote="„C.H.O.M.E“" post="„477173022“"] Actually the best condiment for the dipping of fries is a vanilla shake [/quote] You should be held accountable for this vicious crime!
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C.H.O.M.E posted:Actually the best condiment for the dipping of fries is a vanilla shake Soft serve ice cream > vanilla milkshake.
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cumshitter posted:Mad props to him and anyone else who can lose a drumstick up there. Personally I love it when someone plays my prostate like a drum.
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Oct 8, 2017 17:28
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Whitlam posted:Soft serve ice cream > vanilla milkshake. chocolate Frosty from Wendy's, don't you people know anything
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Oct 8, 2017 17:59
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I may just be a simple country poster, but I've always been partial to ketchup.
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Oct 8, 2017 18:11
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Pick posted:you jerks keep watching incest porn on redtube and then when your dad goes on redtube he gets these ideas and then all these fricking filipinos get your inheritance  "Could be construed as racist"
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Oct 8, 2017 18:32
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InediblePenguin posted:chocolate Frosty from Wendy's, don't you people know anything this guy loving gets it
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Oct 8, 2017 18:34
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DACK FAYDEN posted:Well, the only way it'd actually get lost is if he managed to break it, and then he'd have bigger issues... but he also described himself as "writhing like a demon" and drumsticks do sometimes break so I think my worry is justified if unlikely. He's going to star in a porn parody music video: the Poo Fighters featuring Dave Bunghohl
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Oct 8, 2017 18:57
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fruit on the bottom posted:I may just be a simple country poster, but I've always been partial to ketchup. You are not alone, my friend!
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Oct 8, 2017 19:17
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Ketchup to mayo in a 1:1 ratio is the best fry dipping sauce.
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Oct 8, 2017 19:42
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PetraCore posted:Ketchup to mayo in a 1:1 ratio is the best fry dipping sauce. I think you mean a 1:2 ratio you loving monster.
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Oct 8, 2017 19:51
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If you're not using decimal-level accuracy, you might as well be pouring randomly
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Oct 8, 2017 20:55
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ranbo das posted:Just stumbled upon this classic again This is why communication and honesty are key - he should get over his embarrassment and just tell her he likes prostate stimulation. Let her finger the butthole while they're going at it and bring them closer together.
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Oct 8, 2017 20:56
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It's green chile mayo you plebs
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Oct 8, 2017 21:00
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Vinegar is the superior fry dipping option. Watering it down with corn syrup and red food coloring is for idiot children.
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BOOTY-ADE posted:This is why communication and honesty are key - he should get over his embarrassment and just tell her he likes prostate stimulation. Let her finger the butthole while they're going at it and bring them closer together. He does say he brought up pegging as a hypothetical and she responded poorly and has very traditional ideas about who does what in sex, so I get the impression she would not be receptive.
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Literally A Person posted:
 even when not posting genesplicer continues to be the worst poster
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I (28F) am annoyed by my high school friend (28M) who is visiting me. He expected to be drove around, wanted me to treat him like he is my bf but he made it clear we are not.quote:Tl,dr: My highschool friend flew 2 hours to visit me but he is completely dependent on me when I have inform him earlier on I might have to work. We are not dating but he entered my room at 2am asking me about the drinking water when there is clearly water in the kettle. Our house have a strict bathroom policy since it was a co-ed house. The guys use the guy bath room and the girl used the girl bathroom but doesn't seems to understand boundaries like this and wanted to use the girl bathroom. He doesn't seems to realised he invaded my privacy. He seems to think i liked him but right now, i just can't wait for this to end. How do i proceed with this friendship in the future?
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Grown-rear end man following his friend around like a lost puppy? This smacks of poorly socialized shut-in who's too chickenshit to tell a woman he's got feelings for her.
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Haifisch posted:I (28F) am annoyed by my high school friend (28M) who is visiting me. He expected to be drove around, wanted me to treat him like he is my bf but he made it clear we are not.
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ArbitraryC posted:Not to say the obvious problem isn't the friend weirdly intruding because he clearly has a thing for her but the whole story reads like she's on the spectrum and doesn't understand how to handle simple emotions. What country has Uber but you also have to boil your water before you drink it?
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Mezzanon posted:What country has Uber but you also have to boil your water before you drink it?
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