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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:feet and genitals should be kept out of contact except for emergencies What kind of emergency requires you to put a foot in your genitals?
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A sniper to your viper
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Oct 14, 2017 00:40
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fruit on the bottom posted:
don't search for docking on porntube
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Oct 14, 2017 00:46
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caterpillaropera posted:Me [22 m] with my SO [19 F] for 4.6 months, I accidentally started a rumor that she gave me a blowjob at her work and she's since been fired Wait, you can get fired in the US for loving at work without any kind of evidence? So a boss can just say "yeah he was banging some prostitute at work" and fire you at will, no conditions?
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Oct 14, 2017 00:49
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You can be fired because your boss doesn't like the color of your shirt or because you prefer staples to paper clips. Boning at work is probably actually against rules for good reason, so yeah that's definitely a firing if the boss isn't the one you were boning.
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Oct 14, 2017 00:56
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Mans posted:Wait, you can get fired in the US for loving at work without any kind of evidence? "As a business in a Right-to-Work state, we have decided to end our business relationship with you. If you'd like an explanation why, you can submit a request and we will mail it to you" And then they can just clip words at random from magazines and send them to you.
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Oct 14, 2017 01:12
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Bertrand Hustle posted:What kind of emergency requires you to put a foot in your genitals? 
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Bertrand Hustle posted:What kind of emergency requires you to put a foot in your genitals?
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Oct 14, 2017 01:29
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Pick posted:If a fellow woman ever confides in me that she has been cheating on her significant other, it will be hard to resist the temptation to smack her right in the cooch GBS hates women
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Oct 14, 2017 02:12
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If a person ever confides in me, I will shrink back in terror and revulsion, as true human intimacy is completely foreign to my existence.
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Oct 14, 2017 02:18
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I got the impression that Pick was, of late, trying to figure out how to cope with her brokebrains issues and Hugh was not really in the picture anymore I haven't seen him since March and it's been tough.
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Oct 14, 2017 02:20
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:GBS hates women https://twitter.com/keithcalder/status/918598272243126272
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Oct 14, 2017 02:23
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I would expect this from someone growing up with squat toilets but..........that doesn't seem to be the case.
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Oct 14, 2017 02:30
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Bertrand Hustle posted:What kind of emergency requires you to put a foot in your genitals? If it's an emergency it's usually your foot and someone else's junk. e. Boot to the coot.
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Oct 14, 2017 02:30
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Motronic posted:I would expect this from someone growing up with squat toilets but..........that doesn't seem to be the case. Childhood in general and school in particular must have been interesting for him.
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Oct 14, 2017 03:03
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I got the impression that Pick was, of late, trying to figure out how to cope with her brokebrains issues and Hugh was not really in the picture anymore Whatever. After reading that, I feel bad at taking a potshot. Forget it. Catalina fucked around with this message at 08:14 on Oct 14, 2017 |
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Oct 14, 2017 04:45
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Captain Lavender posted:"As a business in a Right-to-Work state, we have decided to end our business relationship with you. If you'd like an explanation why, you can submit a request and we will mail it to you" At-will states are where you can be fired for pretty much any reason, right-to-work is a different thing made to clamp down on unions. Pedantic, I know, but i do a lot of union stuff and I hate when the conversation gets all muddied
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Oct 14, 2017 04:52
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That unicorn looks deeply uncomfortable.
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Oct 14, 2017 05:23
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jesus I cannot believe people really do this i cannot believe it i mean i've worked with some people who made me suspicious but holy poo poo what in the gently caress how can anyone stand walking around like that?
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Oct 14, 2017 05:52
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At least the dude making GBS threads sitting down is doing the right thing, but on hard mode. I'll kill any man, woman, or child that shits or pees by standing on the toilet and aiming down.
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Oct 14, 2017 05:57
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One of the comments mentions army basic training sees a lot of people who have no idea how to perform basic bodily functions. Almost want to hear some stories there, but perhaps best not.
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Oct 14, 2017 06:05
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Inescapable Duck posted:One of the comments mentions army basic training sees a lot of people who have no idea how to perform basic bodily functions. Almost want to hear some stories there, but perhaps best not. The GiP idiot thread has some good stories like that, but none who couldn't wipe they own rear end
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Oct 14, 2017 06:07
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Oct 14, 2017 07:22
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God sort those notifications. Literally worse then not cleaning your rear end in a top hat.
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Oct 14, 2017 08:16
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I always wondered who the hell Dude Wipes were marketing to, now I guess I know.
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Oct 14, 2017 08:18
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wipe method mspaint . jpeg
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Oct 14, 2017 08:29
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I [23F] am getting sterilized. My sister [32F] is taking it personallyquote:I've known for a long time that I am not interested in birthing or raising children and therefore i am going to get sterilized. Despite being careful with birth control I still got pregnant twice (once at 17 and once last year). Both pregnancies were terminated and solidifed my decision. I've been thinking about getting sterilized for a long time now. I'm getting the tubal in 2 weeks time. The doctor approved and the surgery is confirmed. This is fresh out the oven so no comments yet, hopefully tomorrow it has some incredibly terrible opinions in it. e: Also this thing: My [22F] partners [21F] [23F] want to introduce a guy [20M] into our relationship quote:So quick backstory on our relationship because I know it might confuse some people: two years ago I started dating a girl I met at uni (who I'll call Amber) we clicked super well and I thought things were going great when on our fourth date she told me that she was polyamorous, and that she wanted to make sure I was cool with this before things went any further. She said that she already had a girlfriend but that she wanted to date me too. I was kinda freaked out at first but gave it a shot and six months down the road all three of us were dating. Why do people with that don't appear to even have the skills (like basic communication) that are required for a mono relationship go ahead and jump into these complicated situations? It's amazing... Xik fucked around with this message at 08:47 on Oct 14, 2017 |
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Oct 14, 2017 08:32
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Xik posted:I [23F] am getting sterilized. My sister [32F] is taking it personally Y'know, as an adopted kid I can't help but feel like there's a lot of selfishness going on quote:Also this thing: I really want to know where they get their Poly success stories from. Statistically they must exist, but gently caress if I've ever heard of any.
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Oct 14, 2017 08:50
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mind the walrus posted:I really want to know where they get their Poly success stories from. Statistically they must exist, but gently caress if I've ever heard of any. The poly success stories all end with "and then we all realized together that this was never going to work and parted in good will and friendship. Each of us then went on to have successful monogamous relationships - except for Kate who joined a cult."
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Oct 14, 2017 08:59
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That or they just turn into swingers.
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Oct 14, 2017 09:02
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mind the walrus posted:Y'know, as an adopted kid I can't help but feel like there's a lot of selfishness going on I'm assuming you mean on the older sister's part, not the OP's? Cancer and mental illness run in my family and I have absolutely zero desire to ever be a mother, and my BF couldn't give a poo poo about having kids either way. My older brother still lives at home and has some vaguely explained fear of ever becoming a father. The number of people that think we're ghoulish or horrible for 'but your father deserves grandchildren!' astounds me. It's weird that people freak out at other people's choice whether or not they want to have kids or not.
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LadyPictureShow posted:I'm assuming you mean on the older sister's part, not the OP's? I guess big sister there was speculating on having her inexplicably fertile younger sis have children for her if she can't.
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Oct 14, 2017 10:17
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LadyPictureShow posted:I'm assuming you mean on the older sister's part, not the OP's? Well, the OP's too because she doesn't seem to mention it as a defense to "I can still have kids later and what's not real about adoption hey why aren't you adopting?", but I'm not going to be harsh there. quote:The number of people that think we're ghoulish or horrible for 'but your father deserves grandchildren!' astounds me. It's weird that people freak out at other people's choice whether or not they want to have kids or not.  me all day but consider this-- I've never known a blood relative in my entire life. You really think I don't know what the gravity well of wanting to see my genes in another human being feels like? You really don't? I've literally never seen a photo or another human being that truly looked like me. I get it. Part of me is always going to really really really want to have a little son or daughter with my hair or eyes or autism just so I can know what that feeling is like. To hug someone and feel that on a molecular level there's "me" in there. I still think it's stupider to do that when there are loads of kids--like me--who need a home, and if you can't even consider adopting a kid then you're a selfish piece of poo poo who never deserved one in the first place.
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Dog ones are my poo poo. My (21F) Boyfriend (25M) shows more affection to his dogs... I’m deeply upset but not sure how to fix it quote:I visit him 1 times a week/fort-week, and we don’t meet on any other days. When we’re together at his place, I would sometimes probe him to cuddle/hug etc, but he would call his dogs over to cuddle with him instead of obliging. This doesn’t happen all the time, but it happens more often than not.
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Oct 14, 2017 12:08
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Funky See Funky Do posted:The poly success stories all end with "and then we all realized together that this was never going to work and parted in good will and friendship. Each of us then went on to have successful monogamous relationships - except for Kate who joined a cult." Either that or you never hear about them because they're not huge drama queens. Or they're the creator of Wonder Woman.
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Oct 14, 2017 12:18
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Inescapable Duck posted:Either that or you never hear about them because they're not huge drama queens. Or they're the creator of Wonder Woman. But then why would they be in poly relationships?
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Oct 14, 2017 12:49
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Xik posted:Dog ones are my poo poo. We all already know that dogs are the better humans, so she should get over that and probably talk to him that it bothers her. It's always the same. I want stuff to be different but I dont have the guts to change things.
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Oct 14, 2017 13:16
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Catalina posted:I always wondered who the hell Dude Wipes were marketing to, now I guess I know. What if you wipe but it’s not very effective https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGCIGEUB32M
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In 2017 people are unironically imploding when people break up with them for cheating I(25M) ghosted my gf(23) of 1.5 years after she cheated on me. she apparently has panic attacks and her friends and my sis beg me to get back with her. quote:This is a throwaway. All names changed. It is going to be long, so bear with me. Get this: This dude's sister still sucks!! lol Yeah maybe she shouldn't be involving herself, or hiding affairs, or trying to get this dude to get back with the lady that cheated on him. From the comments: quote:Ask them what dope they have been smoking because it is craaaazy. Closure? What closure? She cheated on you, period. Your sister is a better friend to her than a sister to you. She knew? Wtf? Ask them what universe they came from. OP: quote:As a matter of fact, she is a better friend to Anna. She often makes it quite clear, both by her actions and words. I don't blame her, they've spent much more time together. I did much of my schooling while staying in a hostel, while she was educated at home. That's why I feel she helped her hide it from me.
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Ham Sandwiches posted:In 2017 people are unironically imploding when people break up with them for cheating Good. People who paint massive overreactions to experiencing consequences as some sort of psychological issue deserving of pity are the worst kind of manipulative
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