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echopapa posted:Or following the frozen yogurt model by allowing people to build their own burritos and charging them by the ounce? I basically let people mix and match the toppings from anything that I have. I'll have a scale ready and they just have to just meet a certain weight in order to qualify for the challenge.
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Do y'all have a way to explain to your kids what it is you do? My kid is super upset that Im leaving for some Dallas hearings next week. Beyond "daddy has to go return property from private ownership to the bosom of the State," I mean. I go to court and talk to the bangers* *gavel bangers, i.e. judges
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Do y'all have a way to explain to your kids what it is you do? My kid is super upset that Im leaving for some Dallas hearings next week. Beyond "daddy has to go return property from private ownership to the bosom of the State," I mean. My big trick is not having kids.
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"Sometimes bad people try to fib and say they have a bobo when they don't really have a bobo, and I make sure they tell the truth and then go to bed without dinner."
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# ? Oct 15, 2017 21:43 |
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Daddy is a writer like Dr. Seuss, except daddy doesn't make up pretend animals and my writing makes people cry
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# ? Oct 15, 2017 21:44 |
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Do y'all have a way to explain to your kids what it is you do? My kid is super upset that Im leaving for some Dallas hearings next week. Beyond "daddy has to go return property from private ownership to the bosom of the State," I mean. I'm leaving for a month soon. Hopefully my kids remember me.
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# ? Oct 15, 2017 21:46 |
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Sometimes daddy gets in a room with people and a lady who writes everything down, and then daddy tells people the police will put them in jail if they lie, then asks them questions about their booties and how many times a week the mommies and daddies touch each others private parts
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# ? Oct 15, 2017 21:46 |
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On Friday mornings daddy sits in court and reads a forum full of weirdos poopoo-posting about their cats and BBQ meat while he waits for the banger to let bad people pretend that they are doing good things by transferring money from people who have it to people who want it
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# ? Oct 15, 2017 21:49 |
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You know how sometimes daddy steps on the dog's foot by accident and she cries and everyone feels bad? Daddy's work is like that except at work daddy steps on people and only they cry and nobody really feels bad
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Phil Moscowitz posted:You know how sometimes daddy steps on the dog's foot by accident and she cries and everyone feels bad? Daddy's work is like that except at work daddy steps on people and only they cry and nobody really feels bad New thread title
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Alexeythegreat posted:New thread title You're the russian lawyer right? Surely you tell your kids really special and heartwarming things
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Do y'all have a way to explain to your kids what it is you do? My kid is super upset that Im leaving for some Dallas hearings next week. Beyond "daddy has to go return property from private ownership to the bosom of the State," I mean. I generally tell people this: I'm not really good at anything. I don't have any special skills. But I'm really good at reading, writing, and talking to people. And so that's what I do. I read, I write, and I talk to people, because when people do it for themselves, they generally get too emotionally invested and do a bad job of it. Knowing the law is the easy part of what I do. Counseling, financial planning, advising, and negotiating are the hard parts.
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One of my wife's good friends told us last night she's finally going to take the lsat after years of putting it off. so her idea is to go from a nice job at the Dept of labor making like 80k at age 35 to ???? ??? and since she wants to go to school part time and keep working that means only applying to Chicago schools ranked below 60 I'm trying not to scream
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Phil Moscowitz posted:You're the russian lawyer right? Surely you tell your kids really special and heartwarming things I'm in my early 20s*, so it's someone else's kids for the foreseeable future *possible due to the way the education system is structured
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I took the LSAT, but I can't imagine why!
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nurabsal posted:I took the LSAT, but I can't imagine why! https://youtu.be/NUNdYoy1AUM
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Do y'all have a way to explain to your kids what it is you do? My kid is super upset that Im leaving for some Dallas hearings next week. Beyond "daddy has to go return property from private ownership to the bosom of the State," I mean. Kids fuckin suck anyway and the sooner they face reality and hate their lives the better
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Yeah, I like the other stuff I have lined up right now. I might consider doing a deferment somewhere if I get a killer score. If I ever do get a J.D. my experiences working in local gov (criminal justice statistics) guarantee I would want to do it like the guy below tho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry-zp8KUmlE
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nurabsal posted:Yeah, I like the other stuff I have lined up right now. I might consider doing a deferment somewhere if I get a killer score. If I ever do get a J.D. my experiences working in local gov (criminal justice statistics) guarantee I would want to do it like the guy below tho Red Pill Foley Open your eyes
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I told him I'm going to Dallas to build highways so the cars can go faster. That satisfied him. For half his life he thought I was a pilot because I was always getting on airplanes. In Phil style though: Daddy tells people they have to share their houses with everyone else, and then after they share the house a big bulldozer knocks it down and makes it really flat and puts a beautiful road on top of it. Then the person who shared their home cries in a room with a banger and asks him to give him lots of monies. Daddy tells the banger the house was really bad and shouldn't get any extra monies. Daddy always wins.
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nurabsal posted:Yeah, I like the other stuff I have lined up right now. I might consider doing a deferment somewhere if I get a killer score. If I ever do get a J.D. my experiences working in local gov (criminal justice statistics) guarantee I would want to do it like the guy below tho sweaty man sits alone and yells to no one - the solo story
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terrorist ambulance posted:sweaty man sits alone and yells to no one - the solo story A friend of mine who went solo awhile back was giving me tips on which podcasts best simulate human interaction to combat loneliness in the office. It was the saddest conversation I had all week.
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Daddy helps make sure poor people stay poor for ever and ever. Daddy helps people who hurt little kids.
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Every single one of my real life friends with kids have, intentionally or not, convinced me that kids are a mistake. OTOH, it sure would be nice to have someone who feels obligated to help me if I live to like 90 and get dementia. One of my co-workers had to explain his job to his daughter's pre-school class a few weeks ago and was at a loss as how to describe what we do. gently caress, I don't even know how to describe what I do to other lawyers other than basically kind of in-house counsel for the state, kinda. edit: I deal with the goddamn clients so the AGs doesn't have to. I have people skills!
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"You know those bankers who tanked the financial system and made everyone poor? Daddy helps make sure they don't have to pay out if their investments go bad."
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Throatwarbler are you in law school at UBC? (I am a 2012 UBC law grad and can provide tailored advice as to how hosed you are in the Vancouver legal jobs and socializing market)
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"You know how we read about those people who are trying to leave their countries because of wars or because there aren't good jobs they can do to support their families? Well, Daddy helps those people to come to this country where they can be safe and make money and live in a house like we do. But only if they pay Daddy's company thousands of dollars."
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Tipps posted:Throatwarbler are you in law school at UBC? No, I'm in the US.
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Daddy helps make the world as lovely as it thinks it is.
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 15:43 |
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My daughter’s young enough that I can just tell her I am abandoning her to go cause human suffering all day. If she learns how to understand words I might need to change my script...
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I'm glad I don't have to tell my kid im off to go take homes from people and give them to banks now I just say I surf the web
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evilweasel posted:they're like a programmer but for contracts I'm now in-house, and we're about to file a pretty big lawsuit based on a contract my former firm negotiated on my current employer's behalf. I have no doubt when I call up the attorneys that negotiated the agreement at my old firm to discuss they're going to break into a cold sweat.
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From the /r/relationships threadmaskenfreiheit posted:Me, [30m]. When I was younger I let my mom [55f] pressure me into going to law school and it has ruined me financially. She doesn't really see the problem. Having trouble dealing the resentment.Non-Romantic
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HiddenReplaced posted:I'm now in-house, and we're about to file a pretty big lawsuit based on a contract my former firm negotiated on my current employer's behalf. I have no doubt when I call up the attorneys that negotiated the agreement at my old firm to discuss they're going to break into a cold sweat. I bet you find out that their recollection is that was what you intended all along
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blarzgh posted:From the /r/relationships thread Dude should go into weed law.
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nm posted:Dude should go into weed law. Whenever I read about weed I always think of it like actual weeds. Garden variety. Dandelions and poo poo. Only time I ever saw it was when I was at the district prosecutor's. Never smoked or even been near or friends with anyone who did. It's pretty much not a thing here. Or I'm very uncool, which is definitely a reasonable suspicion. Reading about weed culture and stuff is so weird.
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I think ya'll are more into homemade hooch based on my norweigian friends. (And I don't blame them. Getting drunk in trondhiem was the most expensive thing I've done, and I went to american law school). One of them could really benefit from some weed though.
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evilweasel posted:I bet you find out that their recollection is that was what you intended all along It's actually more complicated than simple interpretation - the breaching party is likely going to argue that the contract was illegal, so we need confirmation from my old firm of whether they looked into this specific issue. HiddenReplaced fucked around with this message at 17:08 on Oct 16, 2017 |
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blarzgh posted:From the /r/relationships thread If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where I went to law school, and what my lousy office job was like, and how my mom was occupied and all trying to rasie me, and all that Failure to Launch kind of crap, but I don’t feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. In the first place, having to work and be grown up bores me, and in the second place, weed. If I could just, like, BE weed, that would be, like being weed and growing weed and growing into weed and flowering into weed and…weeeeeed.
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nm posted:I think ya'll are more into homemade hooch based on my norweigian friends. (And I don't blame them. Getting drunk in trondhiem was the most expensive thing I've done, and I went to american law school). We could all probably benefit. Also, getting drunk in Trondheim is more about who you know than what you can pay. I'm looking out over the city right now, in fact. I'm slowly finishing off the last drops of some very nice rye Whiskey from «Kentucky» if such a place indeed exists. I've always scoffed at american brown liquor, but it turns out I've been very mistaken. E: Out of curiosity, why were you in Trondheim? Was it voluntary? Nice piece of fish fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Oct 16, 2017 |
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