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Absurd Alhazred posted:Doesn't surprise me. Brunner owns. His Stand on Zanzibar and The Sheep Look Up are really good, as well. I bounced of Zanzibar a few times and gave up on it, but The Sheep Look Up, The Shockwave Rider, and The Crucible of Time were all great.
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Cat Mattress posted:im permabanned poster bangbangshooter58. i first started following the nra when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "guns" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "second amendment" and "obama gonna steal our guns" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "gun" style of the nra was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" the nra to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.
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Pastry of the Year posted:My MAN. I have pushed those two on anyone that can read for years. I have lost track of the copies of Zanzibar I've "lent out" never to be returned. I think we've had a similar conversation in some recommendation thread at some point. I, too, have lent out my copy of Zanzibar and never seen it again. Really need to get a copy and reread it. PS: Trump is Prexy. ToxicFrog posted:I bounced of Zanzibar a few times and gave up on it, but The Sheep Look Up, The Shockwave Rider, and The Crucible of Time were all great. It helps that I previously read A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man so my mind was kind of ready for it sort of. It was still a bit difficult to get into.
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:
Comptroll The Forums posted:Reverse the gif and it's a date simulator
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Nooner posted:my school was like one of the top school for deaf studies on the west coast so we had a ton of deaf kids and there was def some bangin hot deaf chicks that i never scored with because i didnt know how to communicate with them but dang I would have liked to Burt Sexual posted:did you try the circle with your forefinger and thumb and take your other forefinger through?
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Remulak posted:Fun fact: in the Neolithic there were no wedding rings:
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nerdz posted:For some lighthearted personal schadenfreude:
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From the fishing threadDanthrax posted:I've caught so many catfish I should change my name to Tinder.
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Care Bear Stairs posted:The Buck stops here
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 08:14 |
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Pick posted:"Dating" an nerd [26 M] who is hot and cold with me [26 F]. Should I be patient or move on ? dudeness posted:If eating pistachios has taught me anything, its that sometimes you just have to stop trying to get that fucker out of his shell and throw it away.
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RISCy Business posted:mods please rename me cum suction unit Trig Discipline posted:if you take your dads name often people will just end up calling you junior
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Trig Discipline is on the "extremely funny motherfuckers" short list.
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Trig fuckin owns.
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Trig blazes through these forums, leaving a trail of dropped mics in their wake.
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Jesus Christ lady you're not dating him, you're harassing him and he's trying to let you down gently because you're loving crazy Don't date borderlines Don't date sex weirds
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Jesus Christ lady you're not dating him, you're harassing him and he's trying to let you down gently because you're loving crazy A good advice. For Pick.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Jesus Christ lady you're not dating him, you're harassing him and he's trying to let you down gently because you're loving crazy Collateral Damage has a new favorite as of 11:57 on Oct 18, 2017 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Jesus Christ lady you're not dating him, you're harassing him and he's trying to let you down gently because you're loving crazy Paladinus posted:A good advice. For Pick. The
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Grassy Knowles posted:I got poon poon
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Collateral Damage posted:I wouldn't call her crazy (at least not based on that information alone) but yeah, she's definitely not picking up his "let's just be friends" signal.
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Metal Geir Skogul posted:Would anyone kill me if I made a new thread? This one is broken in the app and never shows completely read. Unless a fix was discovered and I missed it. Ratatozsk posted:Oh hell naw. This thread is a fighter and would want everything done. This thread never talked about their wishes but aint nobody pulling the plug on my watch. VelociBacon posted:Thats a very valid way to be feeling and its a really important conversation to have. Did your thread ever express that if it was unable to function on its own, and needed to be supported continuously, that it wanted to live that way? Hmm, yes, many people would say that if their power should be turned off and they were unable to be the thread they were before, that they would want to be left to be locked naturally. In addition, I actually had a conversation with your thread before its power outage and it agreed it wouldnt like any heroic measures or manual refreshes. Because of these things I have to tell you that your thread is never going to improve, it will always think the last poster is still present, and it is not a candidate for continued support. Do you understand what Im telling you? INTJ Mastermind posted:HEY CLETUS! COME QUICK! THEM CITY BOY DOCTORS SAYIN THEY DONE KILLED OUR THREAD! Ratatozsk posted:I want a second opinion. I read in BYOB about a thread in Games that came back after MUCH worse than this. If you're just gonna put THCSt:Ioipa before a death server, I want to be transferred to D&D. They've got amazing mods over there, unlike this third rate subforum. Even if the post counter isn't working, can't you see it's still working...somewhere in there? I don't care what the gently caress your source code failure testing shows. Konstantin posted:Hello, I'm Dr. Konstantin. I understand that the nurse, VelociBacon, said some things that might have been upsetting. I just wanted to reassure you that we aren't giving up and will do everything we can to save this thread. Anya posted:I heard this thread wants to learn how to walk again. Well Im here to tell you that while I can create the best exercise plan for you, if you dont do the hard work, you wont walk again. Can you do it? Or I can go to this next room, I hear theres a thread that loves to work on walking. Metal Geir Skogul posted:The thread showing an unread post isn't actual, meaningful activity. It's server nodes randomly firing, and shouldn't be misinterpreted as life. dumb stupid idiot posted:would you all please stop nibbling on the carcass of this thread like an Alzheimer-ridden grandmother
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:lol at the therapist giving her professional advice to ignore his signals and persistently harass him I've never needed one, but of the people I know who go to a therapist, most of them say they had to go through several before they found a good one.
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Y'all dont think the borderline woman is maybe putting words in her therapist's mouth for the benefit of her reddit audience?
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that pic from arthur about people going on the internet and telling lies . jpg
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Powaqoatse posted:Y'all dont think the borderline woman is maybe putting words in her therapist's mouth for the benefit of her reddit audience? .maybe but it's funnier to think it actually happened
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Powaqoatse posted:Y'all dont think the borderline woman is maybe putting words in her therapist's mouth for the benefit of her reddit audience? It could also be that the therapist gave much milder advice to the issue when it was phrased very carefully by this woman, who then could just turn around and say "My therapist said to keep doing what I'm doing". People will really stretch for validation.
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This is one of the best things I've ever read, period, but I've lost what subforum and poster it was from. Any ideas?quote:Another time me and Dancehall was smokin at he place in Brooklyn and talking about some underground rap poo poo, I said man take me to the newest cats you heard of, the rawest street poo poo only. Dancehall get real quiet and take out a small celly, like looked like a baby cell phone or something, poo poo was tiny. He open it up and it just had one button, button had no number on it? He press it and instead of saying anything into he just held up some black and white photograph of a dog to the mouthpiece and lit it on fire, didn't say nothing. I was much lifted from the w33d and thought he was loving with me because thats how Dancehall be sometimes when he high, but like 1 minute later someone beeping outside, don't sound like no normal horn, its hard to describe u know? Like niggas was beeping and this scar I had on my knee from when I was short and ran into a coffee table started itching and I went to scratch it and Dancehall just looked at me like "No nigga, don't itch that. Itch that is the rudest thing you could do." And we went outside and the car was a Escalade sitting on like 24s also, pretty intimidating to get into a devil hell Escalade when you high, but Dancehall wasnt afraid. Driver was on some secret service poo poo, didn't smile, didn't even look at us, we just got in and buckled up. We ended up at this underground garage somewhere in deep Queens, like driving down floor after floor while we just got higher and higher. And then suddenly, there we were, bottom floor, all dark except for the glowing illuminesence of a crowd of niggas checking they Sidekicks and droids, no service because were underground but they still checkin, and a lone spotlight on this dude, real short cat, like 5 feet, wearin all red. Someone had a drum kit, real small, started giving him the most basic beats, and nigga started spitting, but they weren't rhymes. Nigga was spitting anticipation of different events, right? Like all of a sudden, I got real nervous about Easter, started thinking about how I had a bunch of candy and poo poo to buy, right? Then next I was dreading my 40th birthday. I turn to dancehall and I'm "Nigga I'm only 28!!!! Who is this cat and how he spit anticipation of 12 years from now, thats like some 2021 poo poo???????" and Dancehall was 'man, nicca name is some awful poo poo, his moms was a chef at an unpopular but profitable resturant and his dad I heard was a vet who was in the bomb squad and come back with PTSD, so they named him the collective nervousness of a group of people reluctantly waiting to eat. When nigga walks past a Taco Bell, its like a whole crowd of people chanting he name, sultry seduction of crowds of girls waving they titties, smearing them with fire sauce. Drives him crazy like a wolf, make the nicca hornie as hell devil, got arrested last week for putting he mystery weener in one of those new black tacos, found him crying in the bathroom covered in cinnamon, crying, screaming "why u name me this way, chef mom" and I said "no way can a nigga be named that, how they put that on he birth certificate" and it turn out he was born at a Jewish hospital!!! I was like "nigga u cold" and thats why I dont eat tacos no more
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Pastry of the Year posted:I want to give that loving dork a wedgie so severe that he'd burn up in the atmosphere trying to remove it
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Phanatic posted:This is one of the best things I've ever read, period, but I've lost what subforum and poster it was from. Any ideas? FYAD / A gentle breeze don't have a link tho
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The_White_Crane posted:... just gotta say, I love that croissant in your avatar.
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Phanatic posted:This is one of the best things I've ever read, period, but I've lost what subforum and poster it was from. Any ideas? This is Achewood as gently caress and I don't really know how to feel about that Like, take all the "nigga" out and you have the average Ray blog post
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Grassy Knowles posted:RealPlayer: Welcome to the silicon prairie lil bip posted:Where the wild buffering roam
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schranz kafka posted:lmfao NoneMoreNegative posted:gonna try this with the goatman page
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This is magical but I have to archive it in image form because people change avs and stuff: The_White_Crane is the original what-is-shrimp guy, we've come full meta circle.
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wayfinder posted:Rarely do you see this much aftermath: EmmyOk posted:koreankoreankorean ah penis koreankorean DiggityDoink posted:user name/post combo Dick Trauma posted:I heard that "THWACK!" from five threads away.
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necrotic posted:Promises are great The Dark Wind posted:And once you're using promises, you're a simple step away from using async/await which is fantastic. QuarkJets posted:promises are fine but oaths are definitely better Suspicious Dish posted:Watch out for my new polyfill library, pinkyswear.js Suspicious Dish posted:gently caress me a hot gujju bhabhi posted:I'd do this if programming knowledge was an STD.
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Palpek posted:The_White_Crane is the original what-is-shrimp guy, we've come full meta circle. Whoever gave me this avatar really picked a beautiful image. I like it a lot!
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:This is Achewood as gently caress and I don't really know how to feel about that It was a response to some random dude posting some account of his evening that read similarly, in that it came close to being comprehensible but never quite got there. The parody version was a vast improvement.
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BrianBoitano posted:Humans can out-stamina any land-based animal in the world. You may be faster, but we will eventually catch up and kill you. RFC2324 posted:I smoke, so not so much Facebook Aunt posted:You just need to hunt gazelles who smoke.
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Pastry of the Year posted:Whoever gave me this avatar really picked a beautiful image. I like it a lot!
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