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Barudak posted:I know a family where a set of identical twin brothers married a set of identical twin sisters so their respective children refer to each other as sibling cousins. Genetically they're just siblings 
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fruit on the bottom posted:Why does my boyfriend [20M] like cuddling with me [20F] so much? Major red flags here, you need to  and dump this loser before he murders you in a pique of cuddling.
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Oct 23, 2017 18:40
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Oct 23, 2017 18:42
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Dude is 20 years old and already discovered the bliss of sleeping soundly using your girlfriend's boobs as if they were literal pillows. He's gonna go far in life.
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Oct 23, 2017 18:44
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cumshitter posted:So which pairs of the Brady Bunch siblings are allowed to gently caress? Marsha. Marsha. Marsha.
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Oct 23, 2017 18:45
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Ok why the gently caress are we not talking about no brushing guy? Because EWWWWWWWWWWWW forever and also 
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Oct 23, 2017 18:46
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30 Goddamned Dicks posted:Ok why the gently caress are we not talking about no brushing guy? Because it's was quoted as a tweet instead of text.
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Oct 23, 2017 18:47
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30 Goddamned Dicks posted:Ok why the gently caress are we not talking about no brushing guy? Because EWWWWWWWWWWWW forever and also He can be wingman for the guy that refuses to wipe his butt.
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Oct 23, 2017 18:48
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Panfilo posted:He can be wingman for the guy that refuses to wipe his butt. Wait, what is this?
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Oct 23, 2017 18:51
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ReadingZucchini posted:Wait, what is this? There was a guy whose grilfriend posted he smelled like poo poo from time to time and left skidmarks on the bed. She bought him wet wipes but he refused to use them for some reason.
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Oct 23, 2017 18:58
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La Brea Carpet posted:There was a guy whose grilfriend posted he smelled like poo poo from time to time and left skidmarks on the bed. She bought him wet wipes but he refused to use them for some reason. Wet wipes damage our nations plumbing and should not be used for your shitstrewn butthole. If you leak poop like a ruptured water main you go to a doctor.
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Oct 23, 2017 18:59
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La Brea Carpet posted:There was a guy whose grilfriend posted he smelled like poo poo from time to time and left skidmarks on the bed. She bought him wet wipes but he refused to use them for some reason. Lmao, weren't there like three different stories to a link, and one of 'em had a dude say "going between the cheeks is gay" or some poo poo? Barudak posted:Wet wipes damage our nations plumbing and should not be used for your shitstrewn butthole. If you leak poop like a ruptured water main you go to a doctor. He wasn't leaking. He just wasn't wiping properly/at all.
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Oct 23, 2017 19:00
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Barudak posted:Wet wipes damage our nations plumbing and should not be used for your shitstrewn butthole. If you leak poop like a ruptured water main you go to a doctor. Nobody was leaking poop, they just refused to wipe their rear end after pooping because it was unmanly or something.
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Oct 23, 2017 19:01
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La Brea Carpet posted:There was a guy whose grilfriend posted he smelled like poo poo from time to time and left skidmarks on the bed. She bought him wet wipes but he refused to use them for some reason. The "some reason" was that putting anything between his butt cheeks (TP, soap, etc.) was "gay." zakharov posted:Can't find this on the sub but AAAAHHHHHHH He complains that his sister "refuses to listen to reason" BUDDY HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU jesus christ please see several therapists until one unfucks your brain.
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Oct 23, 2017 19:03
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:The fact that she thinks a 14 year old and 16 year old were fooled by "mom/dad's friend" says she has a really hard time seeing them as anything other than little kids. She was never the new mommy to an 18-year old she thinks she was. Yea this woman thinks these kids, raised in the information age, were insanely naive. It just isn't the case anymore, divorces are EVERY WHERE, this is the new normal. You aren't slick lady and you never were slick. Your kids sure as gently caress got one over on you though!
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Oct 23, 2017 19:06
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I got a great sitcom idea for a guy who thinks wiping his rear end is gay, a guy that refuses to brush his teeth, and a guy whose mom repeatedly checks his BMI in a water immersion tank (and gets annoyed girls pretend to put their hair in a ponytail but don't) are all roommates and get into various hijinks.
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Oct 23, 2017 19:07
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Barudak posted:Marsha. Marsha. Marsha.
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Oct 23, 2017 19:08
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Doc Hawkins posted:
I was referring to tactlessbastard's story of meeting his wife when he was a little kid, the stepsiblings dating thing is what it is.
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Oct 23, 2017 19:09
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when are Mork and Mindy even dating, it’s impossible to tell
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Oct 23, 2017 19:10
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zakharov posted:Can't find this on the sub but AAAAHHHHHHH Help Help, people keep trying to help me! Help!
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Oct 23, 2017 19:11
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I hate things in my mouth but I'll totally shove a business card in there to scrape stuff off!
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Oct 23, 2017 19:25
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zakharov posted:Can't find this on the sub but AAAAHHHHHHH
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Oct 23, 2017 19:28
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Oct 23, 2017 19:39
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Ugh. I've got a cousin that does impressions at the slightest provocation and it's the worst
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Oct 23, 2017 19:43
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Oct 23, 2017 19:44
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Don't break it to him gently. Derisively mock him for it and make sure he feels the shame deep in his soul so he never does it again.
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Oct 23, 2017 19:44
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IMO  anybody who does horrific Meeseeks impressions every time there's a party. Jeeeez, the no brush guy at least keeps it behind closed doors.
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Oct 23, 2017 19:47
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My gf (18m) hit my brother (19m) because he hit me (19m), my family is demanding she apologizes.quote:Sorry for any misspellings, I'm on mobile. You buy her a goddamn steak dinner, give her a trophy, then never speak to your family again.
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Oct 23, 2017 19:52
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La Brea Carpet posted:My gf (18m) hit my brother (19m) because he hit me (19m), my family is demanding she apologizes.
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Oct 23, 2017 19:59
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La Brea Carpet posted:My gf (18m) hit my brother (19m) because he hit me (19m), my family is demanding she apologizes. Tell your dumbass mom that the next time your brother gets violent in your home you're just gonna call the cops on him.
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epsilon posted:Yea this woman thinks these kids, raised in the information age, were insanely naive. It just isn't the case anymore, divorces are EVERY WHERE, this is the new normal. You aren't slick lady and you never were slick. Your kids sure as gently caress got one over on you though! I like this take a lot because while I get why some people are a bit ew, but at the same time a lot of people forget how being a teenager works. It should not be a surprise these two started loving given they didn't meet until they were already swimming in hormones and never had to day to day live together before they were adults.
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La Brea Carpet posted:My gf (18m) hit my brother (19m) because he hit me (19m), my family is demanding she apologizes. Tales From A Trash Family I'm the heavily pregnant mom still babbying her 19 year old son.
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Oct 23, 2017 20:04
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She either whooped him too much or not enough, I'm not sure why else a 19 year old would think it ok to start literally hopping up and down from being so angry.
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Oct 23, 2017 20:06
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maybe he should start chocking his awful mom and if she fights back demand she apologize.
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La Brea Carpet posted:My gf (18m) hit my brother (19m) because he hit me (19m), my family is demanding she apologizes. Absolutely not. She said she was going to knock him out, and the brother was clearly still conscious. Don’t reward her lack of followthrough
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Oct 23, 2017 20:07
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She should have hit that brother on the back of the head and done everyone a favor. Self defense even.
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LethalGeek posted:She should have hit that brother on the back of the head and done everyone a favor. Self defense even. Yeah, choking or smothering is the biggest independent predictor that an abuser will kill the abused. She could have beat him bloody and no court would convict.
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LadyPictureShow posted:
I assume tactlessbastard is cool enough to not care that a stranger is discomfited by an aspect of their marriage.
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Imagine being so committed to your own buzzfeed fantasy of yourself that you blame the world for not getting enough "likes" in real life.
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