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Godholio posted:The first one did. For reasons I can't remember, you got merged with an elf badass' soul and he can do cool poo poo. I almost forgot about the 'oh gently caress we're out of money' ending
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Slim Pickens posted:I almost forgot about the 'oh gently caress we're out of money' ending I got to it late, then pubg dropped and I haven't touched my PS4 since I started playing it. Still haven't finished that one.
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orange juche posted:new ace combat game lookin real pretty, and no sign of that loving terrible DOGFIGHTING MODE bullshit. Sweet. Last Ace Combat was lame as gently caress.
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Oct 25, 2017 15:45
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Third World Reggin posted:axes are just the best Until one gets used on you and you become a stump of a man.
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ElMaligno posted:Until one gets used on you and you become a stump of a man. That's what regeneration is for, or that one tonic that grows limbs
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Oct 25, 2017 19:19
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I like the cheevo for wearing your own face
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Dude McAwesome posted:Play it until you get to Act IV then YouTube the “true ending.” Yeah act IV is a slog if you wanna power through it. Just play it at your own pace, don't burn out  Also holy gently caress the new Wolfenstein isn't half-assing things, the opening sequence is really loving difficult to watch.
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Capn Beeb posted:Yeah act IV is a slog if you wanna power through it. Just play it at your own pace, don't burn out Care to elaborate?
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Care to elaborate? Spoiler tags please
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Care to elaborate? You start as a kid and your mom is protecting you from your dad as you hide in a closet. Your dad is a huge racist that wants to beat your rear end for hanging out with a black girl (you can guess which term he uses), your mom pushes him back and gets clobbered in the face for it. Your dog busts out of the closet and attacks, only to get chucked against a door frame. Cue a little mini boss fight where you're throwing stuff at your dad who just power walks through everything, says you're a weak piece of poo poo, and chokes you out. You wake up in the basement as he's lashing your arms to a saw horse and calls your dog in to eat. Ties dog to wall, shoves a shotgun in your hands tells you to shoot dog. Your window to miss dog is super narrow. Even if you miss he just takes the gun from you and shoots your dog anyway. gently caress.
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I am really bad at Shadow of War. I died like four times so far. It's fun as poo poo though, I'm just running around killing captains.
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Capn Beeb posted:You start as a kid and your mom is protecting you from your dad as you hide in a closet. Your dad is a huge racist that wants to beat your rear end for hanging out with a black girl (you can guess which term he uses), your mom pushes him back and gets clobbered in the face for it. Your dog busts out of the closet and attacks, only to get chucked against a door frame. Cue a little mini boss fight where you're throwing stuff at your dad who just power walks through everything, says you're a weak piece of poo poo, and chokes you out. You wake up in the basement as he's lashing your arms to a saw horse and calls your dog in to eat. Ties dog to wall, shoves a shotgun in your hands tells you to shoot dog. Your window to miss dog is super narrow. Even if you miss he just takes the gun from you and shoots your dog anyway. Dude that's really hosed up.
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orange juche posted:Dude that's really hosed up. Yeah it was really unpleasant and I'm hoping at some point you take care of it. Sure explains why BJ is the way he is, though.
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Goddamnit I'm struggling really hard to not read that. Are you playing it Beeb or have you just watched streams?
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Radical 90s Wizard posted:Goddamnit I'm struggling really hard to not read that. Are you playing it Beeb or have you just watched streams? Don't read it you really don't want to.
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Radical 90s Wizard posted:Goddamnit I'm struggling really hard to not read that. Are you playing it Beeb or have you just watched streams? Selected streamers/youtubers have copies of the game already iirc
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Oct 26, 2017 03:02
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I don’t wanna read the spoiler but is the graphicness of it on par with the earlier game when the bad nazi dude kills your squad at the start of the game?
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Oct 26, 2017 04:22
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That's downright goddamn cherry compared to this hosed up perverted poo poo.
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Dude McAwesome posted:I don’t wanna read the spoiler but is the graphicness of it on par with the earlier game when the bad nazi dude kills your squad at the start of the game? Way beyond the start of the first game. Way, way beyond. Like, the No Russian mission in Call of Duty MW2.
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Radical 90s Wizard posted:Goddamnit I'm struggling really hard to not read that. Are you playing it Beeb or have you just watched streams? I saw it on a youtube let's play thing. Someone in the Games thread mentioned the game sure starting things off on an unexpected note and I wanted to see what it was. It's loving different alright. Dude McAwesome posted:I don’t wanna read the spoiler but is the graphicness of it on par with the earlier game when the bad nazi dude kills your squad at the start of the game? Honestly that was pretty bad but it didn't make me feel nearly as uneasy and anxious like the spoilered bit did. Like that was all ooooh I'm gonna slap your poo poo Deathshead!!!  This is just awful and I really, really, really hope there's some thing where you make it right.The game sure isn't loving about when it comes to making bad people Bad People.
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Oct 26, 2017 04:30
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I preloaded it, looking forward to murdering Nazis on Friday
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Slim Pickens posted:I preloaded it, looking forward to murdering Nazis on Friday  https://twitter.com/wolfenstein/status/923275423617830918
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Capn Beeb posted:Honestly that was pretty bad but it didn't make me feel nearly as uneasy and anxious like the spoilered bit did. Like that was all ooooh I'm gonna slap your poo poo Deathshead!!! Having seen it, I'm like 90% sure who the first Nazi BJ killed is
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Oct 26, 2017 16:53
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I do not need spoilers (nor will I read them) to justify playing a video game that is about killing mother loving Nazis and klansmen.
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I still want to drop LSD and have a technicolor gecko. And since the previews showed Hitler I hope we get to shove an icepick through his skull.
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GTA V is finally on sale, might grab that for thirty bucks and then plow through it in the next four-day. The microtransaction bullshit is all in the online aspect, right? I'm pretty much looking to only chill through single player like every GTA I've played before, hoping it's decent.
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Duzzy Funlop posted:GTA V is finally on sale, might grab that for thirty bucks and then plow through it in the next four-day. You can get mods that give you all the microtransaction poo poo for single player
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Duzzy Funlop posted:GTA V is finally on sale, might grab that for thirty bucks and then plow through it in the next four-day. Yep, that's all the online stuff. Which kinda sucks as there's a lot more functionality in online than there is single player for some really weird reason. But you can probably duplicate most of it with a cheat tool or something.
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If you end up modding it or using a cheat trainer, make a back up copy first of the game files. If you have no intention of ever going online, then ignore the previous.
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GTA V is probably one of the best single player open world games just because of the massive variation of poo poo you can do. I never touched online outside of halfway through the first mission.
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Aw yeah three hours to nazi punching time
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Nazi murdering stimulator 2 is about the only game I've ever pre loaded
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I'd buy and install it, but I just remembered that there's a censored version being distributed in Germany. Now, my Steam account is still 100% linked to the US, including payment credit card, so I'm being offered the regular version, but I'm kinda concerned with having my game rolled-back or mandatory-patched or something in the future. Honestly don't even give too much of a gently caress about it being illegal to partake in the distribution of a game where you can punch virtual nazis.
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I forgot how god awful slow the unlocking process is on a spinning drive. This poo poo wasn't even encrypted apparently. It's already on pirate sites. So not even sure what it's doing.
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