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Hello, is this a delivery order?
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lol gently caress everything about that
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ate all the Oreos posted:yeah, though there's a function that turns sound into vibrations so sort of?? The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware / Software Crap > YOSPOS > Security Fuckup Megathread - v14.1 - Stream Spotify Directly into Your rear end
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Schadenboner posted:Hello, is this a delivery order? how about everyone gets a huge locked mailbox instead
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Perplx posted:how about everyone gets a huge locked mailbox instead doesn't sound very #disruptive
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Schadenboner posted:Hello, is this a delivery order? sir, this is a mcdonalds drive-thru
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Perplx posted:how about everyone gets a huge locked mailbox instead repurpose the milk boxes in those old homes
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Perplx posted:how about everyone gets a huge locked mailbox instead that's jeffyb's next step: mailbox houses for amazon employees
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flakeloaf posted:that's jeffyb's next step: mailbox houses for amazon employees just move everyone into an amazon warehouse and be done with it
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:just move everyone into an amazon warehouse and be done with it
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mod saas posted:RFC 42069: BPCP
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the next step is that the entire building/neighborhood designates one house/apartment as the delivery unit, to which all deliveries go. everyone in the area is free to enter this unit and retrieve their package after that, we use machine learning to schedule deliveries to that unit of products that will likely be ordered in the near future then we unlock a prime perk that allows customers to enter the delivery unit and select a pre-delivered product first, then place the order before taking it home this is gonna be so loving disruptive
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have an amazon version of a food cart circling round town with a machine-learning inspired collection of items on board, ready to be deposited into the arms of a waiting valued prime [tm] customer
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Thanks Ants posted:have an amazon version of a food cart circling round town with a machine-learning inspired collection of items on board, ready to be deposited into the arms of a waiting valued prime [tm] customer it's called the Treasure Truck: http://amzn.to/2xnyIJl
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Perplx posted:how about everyone gets a huge locked mailbox instead "Amazon Locker Personal"
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Perplx posted:how about everyone gets a huge locked mailbox instead honestly sounds like a better idea
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live somewhere with a population density high enough that amazon lockers exist, or just get your poo poo delivered to work
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Thanks Ants posted:live somewhere with a population density high enough that amazon lockers exist, or just get your poo poo delivered to work they have that too, its called prime 2 day pickup where they deliver it to one of their kiosks
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Canadian neighborhoods have locked personal mailboxes for a given area. Each of the mailbox has a small slot for your personal mail / spam / bills, and 2 bigger locked boxes for larger mail and delivery. The mailman puts the package in one of the locked boxes, then puts the key in your personal mailbox so you can access it. Just put the poo poo in there, amazon.
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MononcQc posted:Canadian neighborhoods have locked personal mailboxes for a given area. Each of the mailbox has a small slot for your personal mail / spam / bills, and 2 bigger locked boxes for larger mail and delivery. The mailman puts the package in one of the locked boxes, then puts the key in your personal mailbox so you can access it.
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anthonypants posted:i don't think you can get access to those in the us unless you're a carrier with usps Which in some areas, the local USPS contracts for Amazon for Prime deliveries on Sunday.
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Canada Post is actually really good and I pick them for my shipping service if I get the choice because my item either goes in my mailbox if it's small, it goes in the parcel box if it's big, or goes to the post office that's a 10 minute walk away if it's really big or needs a signature, instead of the driver leaving a delivery notice in my lobby instead of even trying my buzzer code and then taking it to some depot in some industrial or port area in the rear end end of nowhere
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BattleMaster posted:Canada Post is actually really good and I pick them for my shipping service if I get the choice because my item either goes in my mailbox if it's small, it goes in the parcel box if it's big, or goes to the post office that's a 10 minute walk away if it's really big or needs a signature, instead of the driver leaving a delivery notice in my lobby instead of even trying my buzzer code and then taking it to some depot in some industrial or port area in the rear end end of nowhere In the US I've only seen UPS as an option for delivery, except when the ONLY option is USPS, but even when you pick UPS it seems the subcontract to USPS for the final leg of the delivery.
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RFC2324 posted:In the US I've only seen UPS as an option for delivery, except when the ONLY option is USPS, but even when you pick UPS it seems the subcontract to USPS for the final leg of the delivery. Only way around that is to spring for next day Saturday or other premium service to maintain chain of custody. When I worked for a a pharma manufacturer we (our customers) would spend crazy $$$$$ on next day Saturday shipping to the next city over for that reason.
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dunno if this is old news but https://twitter.com/lorenzofb/status/923570388835151872
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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:dunno if this is old news but even if it's not we all knew this internally like how we didn't need the ceo to publicly blast one random dev for not pushing a patch to know that they were trying to find a scapegoat like that internally
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correction badrabbit was using eternalromance: http://blog.talosintelligence.com/2017/10/bad-rabbit.html
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i hope the next variant is like, bigger and angrier than bad rabbit, and they call it something appropriate, you know, like something big and angry, like a dragon a bad dragon
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well looks like my time's up folks remember to tip your bartender thanks
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here's a more minor security lol that's been overlooked in light of the equifax poo poo:quote:Dell Lost Control of Key Customer Support Domain for a Month in 2017 https://krebsonsecurity.com/2017/10/dell-lost-control-of-key-customer-support-domain-for-a-month-in-2017/
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ate all the Oreos posted:there's also a group of hobbyists who have written an entire generic buttplug control protocol that can federate between heterogenous teledildonic systems and then translate down into the particular protocol each actual device speaks on the client which is, uh, neat i guess? cloud to butt, server edition
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redleader posted:holy gently caress, this future is incredible
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COACHS SPORT BAR posted:here's a more minor security lol that's been overlooked in light of the equifax poo poo: dellol
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MononcQc posted:Canadian neighborhoods have locked personal mailboxes for a given area. Each of the mailbox has a small slot for your personal mail / spam / bills, and 2 bigger locked boxes for larger mail and delivery. The mailman puts the package in one of the locked boxes, then puts the key in your personal mailbox so you can access it. having those at the entrance to a neighborhood is basically a sign that you're a horrible sprawlzone, lmao those designs are meant for things like a small scale single apartment building, or a few sets of them for a whole complex. and 4 package lockers probably isn't suitable with ever increasing rates of parcel delivery
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Zamujasa posted:cloud to butt, server edition
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fishmech posted:having those at the entrance to a neighborhood is basically a sign that you're a horrible sprawlzone, lmao Pretty much every housing (re)development in Canada since the early/mid 1990s has them, regardless of the area's density. They were actually in the process of rolling them out universally for the older urban neighborhoods that still had door to door delivery up until the winner of the last federal election put an end to that (but if you had been changed to one even the week before, too bad, no backsies!)
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