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Well, no, it's more accurate to say that she was Mrs. Poonson Dicks.
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I once knew a guy named James Glasscock. You could always tell when he was coming.
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I worked with an extremely old man named Harold Johnson who went by Harry and nobody could convince him to use his full name on the phone
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FactsAreUseless posted:The head of the Secret Service is called the President's Man-Killer. Username checks out.
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Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:That's technically macaroni and cheese in the same sense that an old timey blacksmith using his bellows to shoot a puff of sooty air at your dick is technically a blowjob.
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Nov 2, 2017 04:21
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sebmojo posted:the head nun of thailand used to be called Sister Supaporn at one point “Rapee” is a Thai female name, so a) it’s not impossible there’s been a person named Rapee Supaporn and b) I don’t know what her last name is but there’s a woman named Rapee who owns a massage parlor in Bangkok (actual massage, not “massage”) proudly named Rapee Massage There’s a Thai doctor who writes advice books named Dr. Pornthip (“Porn-tip”)
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InequalityGodzilla posted:I once knew a guy named James Glasscock. Hello Mr. Davies.
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fool_of_sound posted:Dickson Poon cannot possibly be a real name there is an actress named Imogen Poots truth is stranger than fiction
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Nov 2, 2017 05:44
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I knew a man named Dick Peck. He was an awful pervert who at one party, groped my sister, her friend and a middle-aged father of three.
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Das Boo posted:I knew a man named Dick Peck. He was an awful pervert who at one party, groped my sister, her friend and a middle-aged father of three. Nominative determinism at its finest.
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Das Boo posted:I knew a man named Dick Peck. He was an awful pervert who at one party, groped my sister, her friend and a middle-aged father of three. It's nice that your sister is friends with a middle-aged father of three.
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You misunderstood, the sister was friends with the pervert. The sister is also a middle aged father of three.
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Coq au Nandos posted:It's nice that your sister is friends with a middle-aged father of three. Oxford comma, but she was. They even met up to ditch the party afterward.
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Nov 2, 2017 08:05
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Baller Ina posted:there is an actress named Imogen Poots Imogen Gay Poots. She's only 28, this ain't even a case of old people having weird names. poo poo. She's younger than me.
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new phone who dis posted:People were willing to forgive that whole 9/11 thing but once he wrote in to Kotaku to say that Gone Home sucked he basically signed his death warrant.
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It's about Bin Laden BTW. Don't be afraid to quote one or two before the funny quote if it gives a little more context that makes it funnier. somekindofguy has a new favorite as of 13:50 on Nov 2, 2017 |
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Nov 2, 2017 13:09
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Hello Mr. Davies. 
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The Imogen Gay was the plane that dropped Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping on Hiroshima, actually.
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Baller Ina posted:there is an actress named Imogen Poots and a popular singer in estonia named juri pootsmann
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Mods please name change me to I. Gay Poots
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Nov 2, 2017 14:58
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Hello Mr. Davies. Alan davies joke was about a jimmy glasscock. This one is James. Now don't you look foolish.
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Nov 2, 2017 15:16
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I went to school with a girl named Ada Dick. Her dad was Harry Dick.
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The Golden Man posted:At the store I met a guy named Storbent. The Golden Man posted:This guys name was "Torten". The Golden Man posted:This guy was named Cronty. The Golden Man posted:This person I saw at the store named Sfeefy. The Golden Man posted:There's a guy Scortney The Golden Man posted:Get this: his name was Shtonty. The Golden Man posted:I have a friend named Scoopey
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There's so many more you're missing!
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Yeah I got lazy
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Caufman posted:I like the multiple times Donald has gotten up to leave the room, forgetting the reason he was there in the first place. lilljonas posted:"You must sign your Exective Order before venturing forth."
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toanoradian posted:Have an 'Evil' title for all Republican politicians, then add "Lesser" as a suffix for everyone else. My local sheriff election is between a guy who has been sued for sexual harassment and a guy who is currently being sued for sexual harassment and has attended a white supremacist rally in uniform.
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I get and appreciate this reference.
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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:kebab rod vs popular premium muscovite car, you’ll never guess who wins Wall Balls posted:ironic isn't it. the kebab has become the remover!
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Paladinus posted:I get and appreciate this reference. I can loving hear it in my head, and I haven’t even thought of it in like a decade.
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VictorianQueerLit posted:If a cat was clawing me you better believe that I would take that cat and tell it what i really thought of it. I'd take that cat and I'd look it straight in the eye and I'd say "Cat. This weekend at Summer Slam you are going to reap what you sow. And what you have sown is scratches and what you will reap is a Tornado DDT into the announcers table."
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Paladinus posted:I get and appreciate this reference. Goongrats. It was super obscure, nobody else will get it I'm sure.
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Captain Monkey posted:Goongrats. It was super obscure, nobody else will get it I'm sure. No I totally get it. Game of Thrones, right?
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no it was what they said in tie fighter if you typed in a secret code (it was IDDQD) just before you blew up the death star and recruited captain picard into your navy
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fruit on the bottom posted:No I totally get it. Game of Thrones, right? It's from the popular 80's video game Dragon's Fantasy VI.
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haljordan posted:Her big spiel about how hosed up her and everyone she knows is would look great scrawled on the back of a pizza box being held by a panhandler at a busy intersection
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Sagebrush posted:idgi "Remove Kebab" is a reference to a Serbian propaganda video in which a stern Yugoslav plays an accordion, or more accurately to a parody of that video. The original video is called Serbia Strong and as far as I can recall does not refence kebabs at all but the parody puts heavy emphasis on removing kebabs from the premises or in other words commit genocide against Muslim Bosniaks and Albanians. The parody also claims that "tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….gently caress the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule".
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FreudianSlippers posted:"Remove Kebab" is a reference to a Serbian propaganda video in which a stern Yugoslav plays an accordion, or more accurately to a parody of that video. lol, same
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Depending on context “remove kebab” can also be a like semi ironic reference since a lot of internet Nazis throw it around
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