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Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

Are we sure it's his father and not, you know, the guy grooming him

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kupachek
Aug 5, 2015

This man’s brain is trembling in the balance between reason and insanity, and as he stalks on with clenched fist and sword in hand, as though he still saw those murderous Russians gunners.

Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

Are we sure it's his father and not, you know, the guy grooming him

Could be both.

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

:chloe:

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Picture of the incel as a young man

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
they're gunna die but they still love him

quote:

But what I wasn’t prepared for was how readily these same people had abandoned the contract he had made with them. Their satisfaction with Trump now seems untethered to the things they once said mattered to them the most.
...
I asked Schilling what would happen if the next three years go the way the last one has.

“I’m not going to blame him,” Schilling said. “Absolutely not.”

Is there anything that could change her mind about Trump?

“Nope,” she said.
...
“Everybody I talk to,” he said, “realizes it’s not Trump who’s dragging his feet. Trump’s probably the most diligent, hardest-working president we’ve ever had in our lifetimes. It’s not like he sleeps in till noon and goes golfing every weekend, like the last president did.”

I stopped him, informing him that, yes, Barack Obama liked to golf, but Trump in fact does golf a lot, too—more, in fact.

Del Signore was surprised to hear this.

“Does he?” he said.

“Yes,” I said.

He did not linger on this topic, smiling and changing the subject with a quip. “If I was married to his wife,” Del Signore said, “I don’t think I’d go anywhere.”
...
“Ninety-nine percent of the time I watch Fox,” he said. “Sometimes I’ll be sitting there listening to all this Fox stuff, and I’ll say, ‘Maybe they aren’t right, maybe I’ll flip to CNN’—but every time I’ve found that Fox has been correct, and CNN is definitely fake news.”

...

If Obama, I asked, is the antichrist—whose arrival is said to precede the second coming of Christ—what would that make Trump?

“The savior?” Del Signore suggested.

Not even Trump, though, can stop what’s coming, he added. “Just looking around, and putting two and two together, a little bit of business savvy, a little bit of street savvy, a little common sense, a little bit of education, you kind of deduct different things,” he told me. “I think we’re going to see the end of the world in our generation.”

...

Next to Bala was a gray-haired man who told me he voted for Trump and was happy so far because “he’s kept his promises.”

I asked which ones.

“Border security.” But there’s no wall yet. “No fault of his,” the man said.

What else? “Getting rid of Obamacare.” But he hasn’t. “Well, he’s tried to.”

What else? “Defunding Planned Parenthood.” But he didn’t. “Not his fault again,” the man said.

I asked for his name. “Bill K.,” he said. He wouldn’t give me his last name. “I don’t trust you,” he said.

More than anything, what seemed to upset the people I spoke with was the National Football League players who have knelt during the national anthem to protest police brutality and racial inequality.

...

“Tell him,” she said to McCabe, “what you said the NFL is …”

The NFL?

“Niggers for life,” Schilling said.

“For life,” McCabe added.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Who'da thunk Trump's dogwhistle racism would bring out these fine folks.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Burt Sexual posted:

Who'da thunk Trump's dogwhistle racism would bring out these fine folks.

these people are closer to a cult at this point. they realize they're going to die under trump but they'd rather die than reexamine their views

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

these people are closer to a cult at this point. they realize they're going to die under trump but they'd rather die than reexamine their views

im cool with their wish being granted

:killing:

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



The last Trump rally is going to involve a lot of kool-aid, isn't it?

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
obama deep state antifa super-soldiers and NFL thugs want to BAN drinking bleach-- because they HATE the color WHITE!! the time has come for all true patriots to GUZZLE BLEACH FOR FREEDOM

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
The Internet Whore made me buy this account

Anyone familiar with Johnstown should not be surprised at all by that article.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Flavor-aid did nothing wrong.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Volcott posted:

Flavor-aid did nothing wrong.

nodding death crewingly

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Gringostar posted:

im cool with their wish being granted

:killing:

I like articles like these because they help scour away what little remaining guilt I feel for wishing these people dead. they really do deserve and in fact seem to crave the sweet release of death.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

these people are closer to a cult at this point. they realize they're going to die under trump but they'd rather die than reexamine their views

Fool, the world is ending anyway

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

VitalSigns posted:

Fool, the world is ending anyway
I spent about two minutes trying to find the quote from that issue of Warren Ellis's Planetary where not-Aum Shinrikyo accidentally moves to a deserted island full of dinosaurs and one guy sees them and shouts "Armageddon is coming!" and the cult leader responds with something like "Your lack of comprehension betrays your shameful misunderstanding. Armageddon is not 'coming'. Armageddon is already here." and then shoots him.

But I failed and it doesn't work in text form but it's the thought that counts right :shobon:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



just watched Doctor Strange and now regret not seeing it high and on IMAX as I had been instructed to do




edit - poo poo wrong thread but gently caress it, I'm OP I'll allow it

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

the vfx in dr strange were the closest thing I’ve seen on film to an actual mushrooms trip

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
if I ever become wealthy I will assemble a Task Force to acquire for me a set of OG Doctor Strange black light posters.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/928649996311900160

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
i'm gon' die unda' trump here
:cheers:

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

whoa good to see you again mr senator

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

trump voters realizing that theyre going to die under trump post here

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

the gop base is fracturing either way lindsey, after mainlining the black tar racism of trump your prescription dogwhistles no longer do anything for them

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

cuntman.net posted:

whoa good to see you again mr senator

likewise :tipshat:

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

lindsay you're making me hot under the collar

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


got any sevens posted:

lindsay you're making me hot under the collar

Don't keep falling for it

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`
Lindsay Graham,,,,,,, welcome too,,,, #theResistance

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

VitalSigns posted:

:psyduck:

When has the GOP ever been in favor of conservation and protecting public lands? Nixon?

For my entire lifetime their position on national parks has been "drill it, strip mine it, pave it over and fill it with Wal-Marts"

Hunters tend to be very in favor of conservation and wildlands protection, especially when it comes to keeping public lands open and animal populations stable. They trend Republican for cultural/gun reasons, but this is a common pet peeve they have with the Republican Party.

If you're trying to sow seeds of doubt with an outdoorsy type, going Teddy Roosevelt on them is a good start.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

got any sevens posted:

lindsay you're making me hot under the collar

you know that's what i love best



Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

the gop base is fracturing either way lindsey, after mainlining the black tar racism of trump your prescription dogwhistles no longer do anything for them

yeah
in the end it always goes that way don't it?



Potato Salad posted:

Don't keep falling for it

darlin'
now i know i know you wasn't complainin' last night


QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Lindsay Graham,,,,,,, welcome too,,,, #theResistance

from a flawed gentleman like myself:

raminasi
Jan 25, 2005

a last drink with no ice
Trump Voters Confused When ICE Starts Disappearing Their Neighbors I Mean Come On What The gently caress Did You Think You Were Voting For

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

whats the story here

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Kurtofan posted:

whats the story here

someone wearing a pro 2nd amendment t-shirt just had their family killed in a mass shooting

:laffo:

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008


Editor’s note: Due to the number of comments on this story that violated our Terms of Service, the comment thread has been removed.

lol

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



no but he said some of them were good people

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/9289...%3D2654%23pti26

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



my favorite thing about these conspirators is their incompetence

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
“We shouldn’t be ripping families apart,” Malin said. “It seems very Gestapo.”

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy


https://twitter.com/LauraLoomer/status/927691552377524225

U.S. Factory Workers Are Falling Out of Love With Donald Trump

quote:

“We are bitterly disappointed with the president’s failure to demand systemic reforms in our economic relationship with China,” Scott Paul of the Alliance for American Manufacturing said in a statement Thursday. “This trip was all for show.”
...
“While Trump is not wrong in pointing the finger of blame back to the United States for negotiating poor agreements and providing lax enforcement, that finger is now pointed at him,” Paul said. “There has been no tangible progress in reducing China’s mammoth industrial overcapacity in sectors such as steel, aluminum and semiconductors.”

Paul, who is president of the group, quit a Trump advisory council earlier this year in the wake of the Republican’s initial reluctance to condemn white supremacist violence in Charlottesville, Virginia.

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redsniper
Feb 15, 2012
Awww shucks guys, I accidentally voted in the Gestapo! Ain't I a stinker. :awesomelon:

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