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Blast of Confetti posted:Incoming Goose /!\ W A R N I N G /!\ The big goose is approaching at full throttle. According to the data, it has claimed platform 2 as its own. ------------------------------------------ NO REFUGE!
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# ? Nov 12, 2017 23:12 |
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I seriously don't get this phenomenon, in my city the canadian geese that come through are incredibly polite. my theory is their migration coincides with hunting season and they are just glad to have a little oasis where nobody is allowed to shoot at them, so they're very quiet and docile, going as far as to use crosswalks and wait for traffic
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# ? Nov 12, 2017 23:15 |
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Former DILF posted:I seriously don't get this phenomenon, in my city the canadian geese that come through are incredibly polite. FYI a huge chunk of geese 'assholeishness' is based on whether they're nesting/raising gooselings or not. If it's that time of year for eggs geese will have no problem suicidally charging at predator animals, or on some occasions, running vehicles heading their way.
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# ? Nov 12, 2017 23:24 |
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At my old job site, one of the geese tried to show it's dominance by attacking a guy in a wheelchair. Security guard calmly walked over, grabbed it by the neck, and dropped it in a median in the parking lot. It stayed there the rest of the day, completely cowed.
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# ? Nov 12, 2017 23:25 |
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Former DILF posted:I seriously don't get this phenomenon, in my city the canadian geese that come through are incredibly polite. it's in london so it probably has a natural hate of all the people living there
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# ? Nov 12, 2017 23:26 |
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:No one died or was even seriously injured. But here's what happens when you overload a cheapo 3rd floor apartment and have the whole party jump up and down a whole bunch: drat, reminds me of the floor collapse that happened in Israel back in 2001. Although you can’t really see it in the video a lot of people died/were badly injured. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UOb7RBWlak
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# ? Nov 12, 2017 23:31 |
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ChickenHeart posted:FYI a huge chunk of geese 'assholeishness' is based on whether they're nesting/raising gooselings or not. oh so its like building your city on an ancient indian burial ground, okay, well thats on y'all
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# ? Nov 12, 2017 23:41 |
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Space Jam posted:That would have to be coolant unless somebody got decapitated by an ice skate. Clint Malarchuk didn't even leave that much blood on the ice. Transmission fluid. Happened at a Penguins game about ten years back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy9mxWx74tg
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 02:49 |
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Power Bottom posted:https://i.imgur.com/64BNg0y.mp4 https://youtu.be/NvSkuxrNCMQ?t=47s I guess they didn't put this scene in the new Robocop.
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 03:34 |
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 04:58 |
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I believe he's about to get his rear end kicked.
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 05:00 |
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I'm the big green JO gem.
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 05:08 |
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minato posted:https://techcrunch.com/2017/11/05/jeff-bezos-guide-to-life/ at Bezos unironically taking this parenting lesson to heart:
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 05:16 |
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Former DILF posted:the canadian geese that come through are incredibly polite. Well...of course.
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 10:30 |
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minato posted:https://techcrunch.com/2017/11/05/jeff-bezos-guide-to-life/ Do they... not realize there's something between helicopter parenting and giving kids things their fine motor skills are probably not developed enough to safely use?
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 10:48 |
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No problem, I'm sure there are plenty of pill dispensers on the wall of their house, just like in the warehouses.
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 10:53 |
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Keiya posted:Do they... not realize there's something between helicopter parenting and giving kids things their fine motor skills are probably not developed enough to safely use?
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 11:08 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:I'm the big green JO gem. that's the case for his custom fit earplugs I think
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 11:35 |
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Memento posted:Transmission fluid. Happened at a Penguins game about ten years back. Yup. I've seen that once at a local rink. Related, I once popped the goalie's water bottle with a hard wrist shot and broke the cap in half on it. He had it full of red gatorade, and it went everywhere. It looked gruesome as hell. I've also seen someone get cut with a skate blade, but happily not their carotid or jugular. It was bad enough as it was. Richard Zednik also got cut by a skate a lot more recently: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ295luzhtQ
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 14:59 |
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shortspecialbus posted:Richard Zednik also got cut by a skate a lot more recently: That's a LOT of blood
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 17:48 |
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Those are some broken fingers
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 17:54 |
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QVC/HSN is an OSHA goldmine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isYF5E0WxGU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZhMfzc9RbU
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 18:15 |
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Zalgoose comes
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 18:17 |
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What were they trying to do, here?
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 18:24 |
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Harveygod posted:What were they trying to do, here? No slip feet on the ladder maybe?
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 18:28 |
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Harveygod posted:What were they trying to do, here? Getting a good feel for the coefficient of static friction of their studio floor.... its importnat to be safe and know just what your floor is capable of.
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 18:29 |
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Harveygod posted:What were they trying to do, here? cleft her in twain
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 18:29 |
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Harveygod posted:What were they trying to do, here? I suspect one of those ladies is sure all that glitters is gold
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 18:32 |
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ekuNNN posted:That's a LOT of blood My wife is a goalie so I hate watching the Clint Malarchuk video because I get all worried for her for no good reason. I never worried about it as a skater even after the Zednik thing or after seeing it happen on the ice with me (not nearly as bad) once. Probably my rampant misogyny or something makes me worry for her I guess.
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 18:43 |
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My English teacher freshman year of high school was an interesting character, super intelligent and a nice guy, but talked with a very odd monotone voice that did not seem to fit him. Found out later that he used to be a hockey player and took a skate across the neck somehow (story was someone skated over him, but not sure of the validity of that), I did end up seeing the scar at some point, and yeahh ouch.
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 19:25 |
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Deteriorata posted:I suspect one of those ladies is sure all that glitters is gold This needs as much love as possible.
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 19:48 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nb12zFUIWM&t=25s
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 20:07 |
Boogalo posted:QVC/HSN is an OSHA goldmine Never forget. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s0dRcdyizU
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 21:11 |
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shortspecialbus posted:My wife is a goalie so I hate watching the Clint Malarchuk video because I get all worried for her for no good reason.
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 21:32 |
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minato posted:https://techcrunch.com/2017/11/05/jeff-bezos-guide-to-life/ so what he's a tech billionaire. he'd just give the kids some rad-rear end robot fingers like if you're not a billionaire tech mogul it's bad parenting but if you are mega-mega-rich, your kid losing a finger or two is easily something you can throw some money at and solve Doctor: "I'm sorry to inform you but we couldn't save your child's right index fingers or half of his pinky" Jeff: "Well that's terrible. Is my child still going to have parents that are so insanely rich literally nothing is an unsolvable problem?" Doctor: "Yea" Jeff: "Can we do some sort of experimental robot fingers?" Doctor: "Fuckin.... yea probably"
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 21:51 |
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 23:46 |
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 23:58 |
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As someone who open carries regularly this makes me very angry.
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# ? Nov 14, 2017 00:00 |
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gently caress yeah i can tell this is inside a Waffle House from the chairs and floor tiles
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