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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



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RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

/!\ W A R N I N G /!\
The big goose is approaching
at full throttle.
According to the data, it has claimed
platform 2 as its own.
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NO REFUGE!

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017


I seriously don't get this phenomenon, in my city the canadian geese that come through are incredibly polite.

my theory is their migration coincides with hunting season and they are just glad to have a little oasis where nobody is allowed to shoot at them, so they're very quiet and docile, going as far as to use crosswalks and wait for traffic

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog

Former DILF posted:

I seriously don't get this phenomenon, in my city the canadian geese that come through are incredibly polite.

my theory is their migration coincides with hunting season and they are just glad to have a little oasis where nobody is allowed to shoot at them, so they're very quiet and docile, going as far as to use crosswalks and wait for traffic

FYI a huge chunk of geese 'assholeishness' is based on whether they're nesting/raising gooselings or not.

If it's that time of year for eggs geese will have no problem suicidally charging at predator animals, or on some occasions, running vehicles heading their way.

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
At my old job site, one of the geese tried to show it's dominance by attacking a guy in a wheelchair. Security guard calmly walked over, grabbed it by the neck, and dropped it in a median in the parking lot. It stayed there the rest of the day, completely cowed.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Former DILF posted:

I seriously don't get this phenomenon, in my city the canadian geese that come through are incredibly polite.

my theory is their migration coincides with hunting season and they are just glad to have a little oasis where nobody is allowed to shoot at them, so they're very quiet and docile, going as far as to use crosswalks and wait for traffic

it's in london so it probably has a natural hate of all the people living there

Alris
Apr 20, 2007

Welcome to the Fantasy Zone!

Get ready!

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

No one died or was even seriously injured. But here's what happens when you overload a cheapo 3rd floor apartment and have the whole party jump up and down a whole bunch:

drat, reminds me of the floor collapse that happened in Israel back in 2001. Although you can’t really see it in the video a lot of people died/were badly injured.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UOb7RBWlak

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

ChickenHeart posted:

FYI a huge chunk of geese 'assholeishness' is based on whether they're nesting/raising gooselings or not.

If it's that time of year for eggs geese will have no problem suicidally charging at predator animals, or on some occasions, running vehicles heading their way.

oh so its like building your city on an ancient indian burial ground, okay, well thats on y'all

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Space Jam posted:

That would have to be coolant unless somebody got decapitated by an ice skate. Clint Malarchuk didn't even leave that much blood on the ice.

Transmission fluid. Happened at a Penguins game about ten years back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy9mxWx74tg

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Power Bottom posted:

https://i.imgur.com/64BNg0y.mp4

Truck transporting wine had the lid pop off mid-transit.

https://youtu.be/NvSkuxrNCMQ?t=47s

I guess they didn't put this scene in the new Robocop.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



I believe he's about to get his rear end kicked.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


I'm the big green JO gem.

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

minato posted:

https://techcrunch.com/2017/11/05/jeff-bezos-guide-to-life/
Jeff Bezos has quite the child-rearing technique.

I'm guessing the kid's perspective is "I'd rather have 10 fingers and a responsible parent than a super-libertarian mom."

:lol: at Bezos unironically taking this parenting lesson to heart:

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Former DILF posted:

the canadian geese that come through are incredibly polite.

Well...of course.

Keiya
Aug 22, 2009

Come with me if you want to not die.

minato posted:

https://techcrunch.com/2017/11/05/jeff-bezos-guide-to-life/
Jeff Bezos has quite the child-rearing technique.

I'm guessing the kid's perspective is "I'd rather have 10 fingers and a responsible parent than a super-libertarian mom."

Do they... not realize there's something between helicopter parenting and giving kids things their fine motor skills are probably not developed enough to safely use?

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

No problem, I'm sure there are plenty of pill dispensers on the wall of their house, just like in the warehouses.

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

Keiya posted:

Do they... not realize there's something between helicopter parenting and giving kids things their fine motor skills are probably not developed enough to safely use?
do or do not, there is no try

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight

Jerry Cotton posted:

I'm the big green JO gem.

that's the case for his custom fit earplugs I think

ssb
Feb 16, 2006

WOULD YOU ACCOMPANY ME ON A BRISK WALK? I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK WITH YOU!!


Memento posted:

Transmission fluid. Happened at a Penguins game about ten years back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy9mxWx74tg

Yup. I've seen that once at a local rink.

Related, I once popped the goalie's water bottle with a hard wrist shot and broke the cap in half on it. He had it full of red gatorade, and it went everywhere. It looked gruesome as hell.

I've also seen someone get cut with a skate blade, but happily not their carotid or jugular. It was bad enough as it was. Richard Zednik also got cut by a skate a lot more recently:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ295luzhtQ

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

shortspecialbus posted:

Richard Zednik also got cut by a skate a lot more recently:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ295luzhtQ

That's a LOT of blood :stare:



MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE


Those are some broken fingers

Boogalo
Jul 8, 2012

Meep Meep




QVC/HSN is an OSHA goldmine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isYF5E0WxGU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZhMfzc9RbU

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Zalgoose comes

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

What were they trying to do, here?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Harveygod posted:

What were they trying to do, here?

No slip feet on the ladder maybe?

Dog Jones
Nov 4, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Harveygod posted:

What were they trying to do, here?

Getting a good feel for the coefficient of static friction of their studio floor.... its importnat to be safe and know just what your floor is capable of.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Harveygod posted:

What were they trying to do, here?

cleft her in twain

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Harveygod posted:

What were they trying to do, here?

I suspect one of those ladies is sure all that glitters is gold

ssb
Feb 16, 2006

WOULD YOU ACCOMPANY ME ON A BRISK WALK? I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK WITH YOU!!


ekuNNN posted:

That's a LOT of blood :stare:


My wife is a goalie so I hate watching the Clint Malarchuk video because I get all worried for her for no good reason.

I never worried about it as a skater even after the Zednik thing or after seeing it happen on the ice with me (not nearly as bad) once. Probably my rampant misogyny or something makes me worry for her I guess.

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

My English teacher freshman year of high school was an interesting character, super intelligent and a nice guy, but talked with a very odd monotone voice that did not seem to fit him. Found out later that he used to be a hockey player and took a skate across the neck somehow (story was someone skated over him, but not sure of the validity of that), I did end up seeing the scar at some point, and yeahh ouch.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Deteriorata posted:

I suspect one of those ladies is sure all that glitters is gold

This needs as much love as possible.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nb12zFUIWM&t=25s

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Never forget.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s0dRcdyizU

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

shortspecialbus posted:

My wife is a goalie so I hate watching the Clint Malarchuk video because I get all worried for her for no good reason.

I never worried about it as a skater even after the Zednik thing or after seeing it happen on the ice with me (not nearly as bad) once. Probably my rampant misogyny or something makes me worry for her I guess.
I think you're allowed to worry about your significant other playing a sport that involves knives on everyone's feet and 100mph rocks flying at their head, regardless of gender.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

minato posted:

https://techcrunch.com/2017/11/05/jeff-bezos-guide-to-life/
Jeff Bezos has quite the child-rearing technique.

I'm guessing the kid's perspective is "I'd rather have 10 fingers and a responsible parent than a super-libertarian mom."

so what he's a tech billionaire. he'd just give the kids some rad-rear end robot fingers

like if you're not a billionaire tech mogul it's bad parenting but if you are mega-mega-rich, your kid losing a finger or two is easily something you can throw some money at and solve

Doctor: "I'm sorry to inform you but we couldn't save your child's right index fingers or half of his pinky"
Jeff: "Well that's terrible. Is my child still going to have parents that are so insanely rich literally nothing is an unsolvable problem?"
Doctor: "Yea"
Jeff: "Can we do some sort of experimental robot fingers?"
Doctor: "Fuckin.... yea probably"

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

SealHammer
Jul 4, 2010
Click to understand my bad faith posting.

As someone who open carries regularly this makes me very angry.

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boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

gently caress yeah i can tell this is inside a Waffle House from the chairs and floor tiles

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