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Soulex posted:Wife fuckig hates that movie too. It’s funny cause the more racist/idiot people ask my wife “is that real?” Yeah, that’s their main export. Followed closely by marijuana (that one is actually kinda true). I know this Albanian kid (was born here but has family there and goes there on vacation several times a year) through work and I asked him about the Marijuana thing and immediately regretted it because it's kind of a dick thing to ask but he just loled and said yep.
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Green Beret Discovered SEALs’ Illicit Cash. Then He Was Killed.
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 02:14 |
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Naming a kid Braxton is the real thread fodder here. That's some God-tier koolaid chugging. shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Nov 13, 2017 |
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I hope his middle name is Jumpwings.
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 03:38 |
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https://theintercept.com/2017/01/10/the-crimes-of-seal-team-6/ this poo poo has been going on with DEVGRU since Rumsfeld started assigning JSOC teams to embassies
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Fat Twitter Man posted:https://theintercept.com/2017/01/10/the-crimes-of-seal-team-6/ Wait, I've seen that in another thread today, and the context deserves to be crossposted here: Ride The Gravitron posted:I [22F] cheated on my BF [23M]. He may have done something horrible to the guy cheated with. quote:Before I get started, yes I was an idiot to cheat. I cheated with a mutual friend of me and my BF who we will call M. We drunkenly hooked up a few times and then stopped. I felt awful about it but decided to not tell my BF becaue of what he might do.
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 04:09 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Wait, I've seen that in another thread today, and the context deserves to be crossposted here:
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 04:22 |
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A dude I️ was boot camp buddies with got a jail sentence a couple of years back for beating up a Jody with a group of marines.
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 04:53 |
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If the military taught me anything it's that military dudes need very little excuse for a same sex gang rape.
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 05:12 |
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Internet Wizard posted:A dude I️ was boot camp buddies with got a jail sentence a couple of years back for beating up a Jody with a group of marines. Anyone else see weird loving symbols where ‘I was...’ is supposed to be? Like 2 equal signs stacked on each other.
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 05:26 |
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Soulex posted:Anyone else see weird loving symbols where ‘I was...’ is supposed to be? Like 2 equal signs stacked on each other. you're on your own there brother
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 05:29 |
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Soulex posted:Anyone else see weird loving symbols where ‘I was...’ is supposed to be? Like 2 equal signs stacked on each other. Huh, seems like there's some weird character code there: code:
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 05:30 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Huh, seems like there's some weird character code there: Awful App?
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 05:31 |
Soulex posted:Anyone else see weird loving symbols where ‘I was...’ is supposed to be? Like 2 equal signs stacked on each other. iPhone autocorrect bug. It’s not on your end. It’s on the end of whoever makes the offending post. iOS 11.1.1 fixes it.
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 05:35 |
Yeah Apple managed to release a bug that replaces the 10th most common word in the English language with a hosed up character code.
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 05:56 |
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my kinda ape posted:Yeah Apple managed to release a bug that replaces the 10th most common word in the English language with a hosed up character code. so is this the new "no headphone jack" or
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# ? Nov 13, 2017 06:16 |
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The Bad With Money thread found a guy on Reddit suggesting people join the military to financially reset their lives: https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/7cwi2s/i_would_strongly_recommend_the_military_for/
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Viva Miriya posted:This is me being super super honest here but this is how I've gotten it figured.
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# ? Nov 15, 2017 20:17 |
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Hahahahha, goddamn you wanna protect the people of this country go be a fire fighter or an OSHA inspector or lobby for healthcare.
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# ? Nov 15, 2017 20:26 |
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I LICK APE PUSSY posted:The Bad With Money thread found a guy on Reddit suggesting people join the military to financially reset their lives: it worked for remedial
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# ? Nov 15, 2017 20:43 |
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you buried the lede: ENLIST WITH A DEGREE, GO STRAIGHT TO E-4
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shame on an IGA posted:you buried the lede: ENLIST WITH A DEGREE, GO STRAIGHT TO E-4 Not always. A guy I know got guaranteed e3. He wanted to go in as an officer but I guess officers have different recruiters? I don’t know how that poo poo works. So he walked into an enlisted recruiter and yeah. This was in 08 so I’m pretty sure the recruiter was just trying to fill slots. This was before I joined so I didn’t know how stupid it was. He ended up not joining because he said going in as an e3 with a degree was stupid.
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# ? Nov 15, 2017 21:27 |
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I went in with a guy who played college ball and had a degree but his credit was hosed. He's still an E last I saw so his plan to go officer hasn't played out yet. He's got 10inch+ dick through so I guess his life aint all bad.
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# ? Nov 15, 2017 21:47 |
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LingcodKilla posted:He's got 10inch+ dick through so I guess his life aint all bad. how do you know this
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# ? Nov 15, 2017 23:30 |
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Dick Burglar posted:how do you know this Boot camp communal shower. Like star ship troopers but just a bunch of dicks.
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# ? Nov 15, 2017 23:38 |
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Dick Burglar posted:how do you know this man if you haven't realised that basic is like a forest of cocks I don't know what to tell you and there was always the one dude who was otherwise unremarkable who had to make sure he didn't smack himself in the kneecap with his monster dong
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 00:00 |
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Everything in the showers was just a flesh colored blob to me. Hooray for glasses, I guess?
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 00:16 |
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I didn't look at the dicks. We lost time with our families because someone pooped in the shower.
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 00:16 |
We had a guy who didn’t wipe his rear end before getting in the shower. It was a regular thing that he just decided to tell us about one day. I’m not a snitch but I sold him out so fuckin fast.
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 00:18 |
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That was probably the only time I was glad to have terrible eyesight. One of the dudes in my basic platoon would come out of the shower and proceed to shave his nads by putting one foot up on the counter and going to town with his razor. e: Oh, and dudes pissing on each other.
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 00:31 |
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Naked Bear posted:That was probably the only time I was glad to have terrible eyesight. One of the dudes in my basic platoon would come out of the shower and proceed to shave his nads by putting one foot up on the counter and going to town with his razor. Where else are you supposed to piss? e: this avatar just keeps paying off
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 00:41 |
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Memento posted:man if you haven't realised that basic is like a forest of cocks I don't know what to tell you Yeah we had a little Puerto Rican dude like that. Seriously I think he could trip himself walking without undies on.
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 00:43 |
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Naked Bear posted:That was probably the only time I was glad to have terrible eyesight. One of the dudes in my basic platoon would come out of the shower and proceed to shave his nads by putting one foot up on the counter and going to town with his razor. sweet jesus what the gently caress
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 00:45 |
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boop the snoot posted:Not always. A guy I know got guaranteed e3. He wanted to go in as an officer but I guess officers have different recruiters? I don’t know how that poo poo works. So he walked into an enlisted recruiter and yeah. This was in 08 so I’m pretty sure the recruiter was just trying to fill slots. Yeah, that's how the Air Force does it. I met a guy who claimed that happened to him, and he didn't notice until he was getting formed up at Lackland AFB for basic. Apparently his "degree" was not from an accredited school (??!??) and he just signed whatever his recruiter handed him. Of course, I'm pretty sure his entire story was bullshit and he was even more mentally deficient than the story suggested.
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 00:50 |
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at the date posted:sweet jesus what the gently caress As long as he cleans up. Heck we had boots sharing a contraband electric razor on their dicks.
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 00:59 |
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Your pubes are not going to grow that much in two months that you need to do that. Jeez.
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Casimir Radon posted:Your pubes are not going to grow that much in two months that you need to do that. Jeez. Our div didnt get the electric razor until our 2nd month from a div about to graduate. So nobody really knows how many cock and balls that poor machine shaved. Gotta look good the ladies when you get out!
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 01:33 |
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I LICK APE PUSSY posted:The Bad With Money thread found a guy on Reddit suggesting people join the military to financially reset their lives: financial life will certainly be reset
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# ? Nov 16, 2017 02:02 |
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During basic at USAFA, a dude once kept an entire flight of people out of the showers by helicoptering his dick. Dude was about 5 something, white, and over 9 inches flaccid. No idea what the gently caress
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marine corps commercial voice: there are a few, that move towards the sound of the helicopter dick smacking pasty white thighs...
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