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I mean on the level of cynicism and effectiveness Also I just read going postal again and might have an appreciation for shamefully obvious scams I also like the Pandora charms on the level of "you guys realize that was a box full of horrible, awful things, right?" Shugojin fucked around with this message at 02:55 on Nov 20, 2017 |
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Barudak posted:No better way to start a relationship like slashing the tendons in your hands and impairing your fine motor function for life.
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ArbitraryC posted:Would a minor cut on your hand really be that dangerous? I feel like the worst that could happen would be an infection when it's healing. not to say it's not dumb/gross for a variety of reasons but "slashing tendons" seems to be a bit of a reach. It's really easy to go too deep. Hands are pretty fragile and contain a lot of bits that don't heal well.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:It's really easy to go too deep. Hands are pretty fragile and contain a lot of bits that don't heal well. really want to read stories of people maiming themselves through their pagan rituals now
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ArbitraryC posted:I can sort of understand her position but I don't think he's really wrong either in admitting that if he's okay with whichever genitals regardless of the person they're attached to he's bi I think the most accurate answer would be that he's pansexual.
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ArbitraryC posted:I guess thinking about it, the palm is also a place where you'd move it a lot so it'd be hard to heal and super likely to scar too There is a reason that historically, absolutely nobody ever did it that way. It looks "cool" on film but in practice its extremely easy to debilitate yourself for life, and husband to be here doesn't exactly sound like he's thinking things through. From scarring, infection, cutting too deep and slashing one of the many, many, many little things in your hand its rife with issues. Historically if it occurred I believe the consensus is you'd scrape your forearm your forearm
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I'm pretty sure that Southern women are the reason behind 90% of the horrible and tacky poo poo you see. Women here love Pandora, Lilly Pulitzer, pink Yeti coolers, yellow / brown diamonds, etc. The South is where horrible tacky poo poo goes to live for 20 more years before it dies.
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Shugojin posted:I mean on the level of cynicism and effectiveness Woof, my aunt is like that. She wants jewelry EVERY holiday (even Sweetest Day) and any 'trend' jewelry that comes along, she needs that. Chocolate diamonds, Pandora bracelets, he'll remember those ugly rear end pendants shaped like 'kids' with their birthstone colors that were big in the late 90s or early 2000s? She has also henpecked her husband into 'upgrading' her engagement ring at least twice. It's like Kay jeweler ads are a dog whistle to her.
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Engagement ring upgrades are a wearable Ship of Theseus paradox
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"baby, 7 years ago when you married me I was a completely different collection of cells, so if you don't upgrade the ring, are you even married to the me I am now??"
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LadyPictureShow posted:It's like Kay jeweler ads are a dog whistle to her. Kay is for total middle class boners
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quote:He doesn't want to do a traditional proposal with a ring any more, instead he wants to do something he calls a blood pact. Where we both cut our hands with a knife and then press them together. He said "That means we're bonded for life even stronger than a normal engagement." So like barebacking but gross.
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Dude is 6 years old apparently.
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You should know what you're getting into when dating a Klingon. Who's going to be their sword-bearer for the wedding?
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maskenfreiheit posted:american teachers are dumb as rocks and paid exactly as much as someone with their level of collective iq deserve american teachers get paid massively more working internationally than they do working in the states. you're biased because you're a scared boy in a tall tower whose only glimpse of the world comes when others lie to you.
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My identical twin sister [24F] is ruining my [24F] lifequote:his is my first time (and probably last time) posting to Reddit. A friend of mine recommended I post to this sub, so... Let's hope his advice was good!
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Gluten Freeman posted:I can't believe we haven't seen this one in the thread so far: LOL. He bought a mood ring without the color changing effects as an engagement ring.
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Anony Mouse posted:My identical twin sister [24F] is ruining my [24F] life Pretend to get a tattoo. Or cut one of her fingers off. Either or.
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Anony Mouse posted:My identical twin sister [24F] is ruining my [24F] life Your sister should have grown a goatee by this point.
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I like how the boyfriend who had undoubtedly been told about the evil twin situation just immediately hosed her when given the chance.
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Pick posted:Kay is for total middle class boners please please PLEASE just shut the gently caress up and stop posting you are absolutely insufferable on every conceivable level
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epsilon posted:please please PLEASE just shut the gently caress up and stop posting you are absolutely insufferable on every conceivable level Ooooo look who got his ring there lmao. did she say yes or did she say mace is legal in this state
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almightyerin posted:My [28M] boyfriend [28M] of 4 years wants to do a 'blood pact' instead of engagement "i've been reading about this cool new thing on the internet, BLOOD PACTS! with the knife in the palm and everything." "so like from the 80s before bloodborne illness existed? edit: I [25M] got drunk with my [23F] friend and made out. She regretted it after. Why?Dating quote:So why did she make out with me in the first place? I don't get drunk and do things I don't want to do, which makes me think deep down she wanted to. As in if she was sober, she would think "I want to, but I know I shouldn't for this or that." but since she's been drinking she's like "yeah why not!" Does that sound accurate? I'm not saying she wants to be with me, we don't really know each other well. But deep down, I think she wanted the attention or affection (or both). But I'm not a girl, so let me know any lady's experience out there. lol this dude's edit navier-stoked fucked around with this message at 06:44 on Nov 20, 2017 |
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Admiral Ray posted:Pretend to get a tattoo. Like apply one of those transfers, wait for her to get a 'matching' tattoo, then pull it off and yell "psych!" ?
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The Lone Badger posted:Like apply one of those transfers, wait for her to get a 'matching' tattoo, then pull it off and yell "psych!" ? Yeah, basically. This would especially be good if it was some super garish and awful tattoo.
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Anony Mouse posted:My identical twin sister [24F] is ruining my [24F] life This is some Fight Club thing where there it turns out there is no twin, isn’t it.
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I've [23M] got so many skeletons in my closet I don't know what to do with myself.Personal issuesquote:This will be fairly long, and I haven't told anyone about this so bear with me. weed induced psychosis strikes again also if you didn't like the formatting here you should see the original lol
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ReadingZucchini posted:I've [23M] got so many skeletons in my closet I don't know what to do with myself.Personal issues from your gently caress up parents because they are poisoning your world and will drag you down.
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When you’ve worked with enough people with disorders leading to psychosis (even stuff like depression and bipolar can have psychotic features) you just start to recognize the weird stream of consciousness stuff that racing thoughts produce. Poor dude needs some meds and to keep seeing his psychologist. His parents are right to keep a close eye on him since he seems impulsive as gently caress.
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Mocking Bird posted:Poor dude needs some meds and to keep seeing his psychologist True. Needs a psychiatrist i think, as well as a psychologist.
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My [26 F] "boyfriend" [24 M] of 3 days became psychotic after losing a game of bowling This happened about a week ago, but I am still shaken from the experience. We had about 4-5 dates total, together for 2 weeks, exclusive for 3 days. I met this one guy on a dating app. He seemed find, a bit over eager to commit right away, but besides that no warning flags or anything. His family wanted to meet me right away too, even though I hold him I wanted to wait, but he said they made us dinner at home already...okay why not. But on our last date, I saw him play with his bowling league team. He seemed fine in the beginning, he introduced me to literally everyone in the alley. (Which I personally did not like.) Anyway, he lost, he got super mad - kept swearing, slamming things, throwing things, slammed the glass door on the way out. I basically asked him wtf is going on. I wanted to walk out forever in the moment, but for some reason I did not, thought he would get calmer, but the more we talked, he said things like "I hate people who cheat at bowling. (He thought they cheated somehow.) They deserve to be hanged. I was going to clock the guy out tonight, but I held back. I also pulled my knife out before on cheaters. Everyone has to follow the rules. I see myself as The Enforcer. No one understands. I try too hard for the cheaters to just end up winning." Basically after that I went home, told him it was not going to work out, but he said to give him another chance. I told him it was only 3 day of us being exclusive, and there are no more chances. He kept trying to contact me in all media forms. (FB etc.) Anyway, I ended that, but how can I tell in the future about something like that? This legit came as a complete surprise to me... tl;dr: New "boyfriend" of three days believed that people literally deserved to die if they 'cheat' at bowling. How to spot and avoid people like that in the future?
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How these people (on both sides) manage to get in relationships continues to elude me.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My [26 F] "boyfriend" [24 M] of 3 days became psychotic after losing a game of bowling whoa, hey walter
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Anony Mouse posted:My identical twin sister [24F] is ruining my [24F] life
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:you're biased because you're a scared boy in a tall tower whose only glimpse of the world comes when others lie to you.
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ArbitraryC posted:I think it's okay to hit people who hit you first, as a general rule of thumb. Shut the gently caress up.
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I [28F] just found out my BF [38M] 6 yrs has been cheating on me with my friendsquote:My BF doesn't know I know yet. We met 6 years ago. We have been semi-long distance, due to school/work moving we are now 2 states away. He makes very good money in his career, and when I am done in school so will I. We talked about the future and agreed that we would be in the same city after I was done with school. I thought it was good.
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I [25 f] don't know how long to wait for my boyfriend [23 m] to decide whether or not he wants to break up.quote:My boyfriend and I have been having a lot of issues lately. I sent him a message about how I feel, and I asked him if he is wanting to break up... to which he replied "dunno gonna think about it"... So, I told him I'd give him space while he decides. So my question is... How long should I wait for a reply? Should I give him a certain date which to have an answer by? quote:Well, I sent him a message about my feelings stating that I was tired of him ignoring me when we were together and never wanting to do anything with me. His mom has even said he is an rear end in a top hat, and she wouldn't be mad if I dumped him because he is treating me so bad lately.
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Oh my God just dump this dumb loser rear end in a top hat and move on. His reasons are bullshit and he is not entitled to two weeks' notice. Terminate his position, effective immediately.
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Those are the excuses of a dude with a side chick.
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