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Sinners Sandwich posted:Dinosaurs aren't real and fossil records are fake. We are just another layer of Jusrrassic Park Jurassic Parks all the way down
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Dark Jurassic Park City.
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CharlestheHammer posted:They also get their poo poo wrecked by 12 year old gymnasts. Clearly the military solution should be to weaponize 12 year old gymnasts.
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Grendels Dad posted:Dark Jurassic Park City. Hell, I'd watch it. Wanna see Riff Raff get in a knife fight with a velociraptor.
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Rough Lobster posted:Clearly the military solution should be to weaponize 12 year old gymnasts. A little soon to be making a movie about Larry Nassar
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precision posted:Hell, I'd watch it. Wanna see Riff Raff get in a knife fight with a velociraptor. It's kind of amazing to watch Rocky Horror picture Show, Flash Gordon and Dark City and realize that he's pretty much unchanged in all three, except for the hair in Rocky. Dude is eternal.
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precision posted:Hell, I'd watch it. Wanna see Riff Raff get in a knife fight with a velociraptor. Remember Shell Beach? The one where the little girl gets killed by a lizard? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNMZGSzB7EI
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Grendels Dad posted:It's kind of amazing to watch Rocky Horror picture Show, Flash Gordon and Dark City and realize that he's pretty much unchanged in all three, except for the hair in Rocky. Dude is eternal. I saw him on stage a couple of years back, and he still looks pretty much the same.
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Davros1 posted:Godzilla, however, is total science fact. Do not dispute me. The story of Godzilla is based on scientific fact. On theories that have appeared in national magazines! 
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GrandpaPants posted:It's like Transformers but instead of robots they're dinosaurs! They made this. It was called Dinosaucers. It's even sillier than you think.
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This is so rad, so rad it makes Bad look sad. It's righteously prehistoric. Almost volcanic. This is the film that defines dinosaurs. The magnum opus of the entire genre. It's the cretaceous Citizen Kane
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achillesforever6 posted:One of the more disheartening things I've been told about from my friend who is a curator of vert paleontology is how dinosaurs of the massive size like sauropods could not be able to exist on present day earth due to O2 levels on earth being way lower today compared to the Mesozoic (also plant's were way more nutrient rich due to greenhouse environment of Earth back then) It's one theory, but as far as I know the dominant theory at the moment is that sauropods (and other large dinosaurs) were able to support their body weight because they had a lot of hollow bones, bringing their weight down and making their respiratory system a lot more efficient. So a large dinosaur would probably be able to stand up today. But probably wouldn't be able to find an environment large enough to sustain a breeding population, which is already a problem (relatively) smaller animals like Elephants have in the modern world.
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Inescapable Duck posted:A charming family comedy Jurassic Park was playing the other day and I had to go somewhere and ended up watching an hr of it instead. But that right there is why it works, it really is a charming movie with people that are interesting that fall into an unconventional but still very family like dynamic. So my pitch would be Look Who's Coming to Dinner: The Turkey is not the only Bird at this Table
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Yeah, the T-rex encounter when he breaks out is great and all, but a fairly large chunk of the movie is spent immersing you in a really nice dino park environment with quirky and engaging characters, observing stampedes and whatnot. That helps lend more weight to when things hit the fan.
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Making the indominus a mindless killer and also able to literally become invisible turned the movie into a simple slasher
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Jurassic Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 Do raptors have eyebrows
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Calaveron posted:Making the indominus a mindless killer and also able to literally become invisible turned the movie into a simple slasher I sorta understand the idea of making a bigger and scarier dinosaur as a themepark attraction, but why on earth would you give something you expect people to spend large sums of money to see, the ability to turn invisible.
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Skwirl posted:I sorta understand the idea of making a bigger and scarier dinosaur as a themepark attraction, but why on earth would you give something you expect people to spend large sums of money to see, the ability to turn invisible. So they can sell special goggles to see it and maximize profits
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Calaveron posted:Making the indominus a mindless killer and also able to literally become invisible turned the movie into a simple slasher Yeah, it was the best part of the movie.
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Skwirl posted:I sorta understand the idea of making a bigger and scarier dinosaur as a themepark attraction, but why on earth would you give something you expect people to spend large sums of money to see, the ability to turn invisible. Along with the special goggles Ingen was secretly making weapon dinos.
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InGen was breeding dumber but infinitely more sadistic velociraptors and funding astroturf campaigns to get them elected.
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Lobok posted:InGen was breeding dumber but infinitely more sadistic velociraptors and funding astroturf campaigns to get them elected. That explains the republican party
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Skwirl posted:I sorta understand the idea of making a bigger dinosaur as a themepark attraction The funny part being that Indominus was smaller than 3's Spinosaurus.
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Skwirl posted:I sorta understand the idea of making a bigger and scarier dinosaur as a themepark attraction, but why on earth would you give something you expect people to spend large sums of money to see, the ability to turn invisible. Byzantine posted:The funny part being that Indominus was smaller than 3's Spinosaurus.
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The US government has seized the dino island and turned it into a prison for the most dangerous criminals. Problem is, the President's plane has just crashed... The one man who can save him? Ian Malcolm. e: Wait poo poo they already sort of did the plane crash thing in 3. Syncopated fucked around with this message at 16:45 on Nov 26, 2017 |
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Syncopated posted:e: Wait poo poo they already sort of did the plane crash thing in 3. And they can't start re-using plots from previous Jurassic Park films, the audience would never accept anything so brazen and cheap!
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What's surprising is that they haven't attempted to create a "Jurassic Universe", expanding the story into different genres. Like a "Jurassic Survivor" found footage horror movie featuring a surviving young I. Rex slowly taking out the participants of a game show, half of whom are convinced it's some sort of gimmick for the show.
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A Buttery Pastry posted:What's surprising is that they haven't attempted to create a "Jurassic Universe", expanding the story into different genres. Like a "Jurassic Survivor" found footage horror movie featuring a surviving young I. Rex slowly taking out the participants of a game show, half of whom are convinced it's some sort of gimmick for the show. It's still very much Speilberg's baby, nothing gets made without his say so. I'm sure that the studios would be overjoyed to expand it into TV shows and spinoff movies but Speilberg still sees it as a big blockbuster film series.
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A Buttery Pastry posted:What's surprising is that they haven't attempted to create a "Jurassic Universe", expanding the story into different genres. Like a "Jurassic Survivor" found footage horror movie featuring a surviving young I. Rex slowly taking out the participants of a game show, half of whom are convinced it's some sort of gimmick for the show. I would watch a found footage dinosaur horror movie. Hell more dinosaur movies in general. There's one ff movie that I can think of and it isn't on streaming and I'm sure as hell not paying going to spend real money on it.
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Just make TRESPASSER a movie. Woman crashes on Isla Sorna from the second movie, has to survive on the island all alone.
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Peanut President posted:Just make TRESPASSER a movie. Woman crashes on Isla Sorna from the second movie, has to survive on the island all alone.
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A Buttery Pastry posted:First Person Boob-o-Vision. Shoot it like Hardcore Henry but with dinosaurs and boobs.
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A series of high profile roberies are executed by velociraptors on dirt bikes.the only ones who can stop them is the rock and jason statham.
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ChainsawCharlie posted:A series of high profile roberies are executed by velociraptors dressed as dead presidents. the only ones who can stop them is keanu and nick nolte
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Len posted:I would watch a found footage dinosaur horror movie. Hell more dinosaur movies in general. There's one ff movie that I can think of and it isn't on streaming and I'm sure as hell not paying going to spend real money on it. Area 407 is amazing, and The Dinosaur Project is very solid (though more of an adventure movie than straight horror). Extinction (AKA Jurassic Predators) is the bad one.
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ChainsawCharlie posted:A series of high profile roberies are executed by velociraptors on dirt bikes.the only ones who can stop them is the rock and jason statham. ChainsawCharlie posted:A series of high profile roberies are executed by velociraptors on dirt bikes.the only ones who can stop them is keanu and nick nolte. Go big or go home. Slater and Hawk.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yviIgIDxlwc
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