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Correct. None of these pizzas rules.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:a pretty good burger taste-wise and will make you feel like you don't have to eat for a day or two.  That sounds like a challenge! edit: I am honored with two active thread titles! 
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Nov 30, 2017 19:29
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Yawgmoth posted:NO I'm the Borda Mini Churros
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Nov 30, 2017 19:30
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Randaconda posted:
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Nov 30, 2017 19:34
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Yawgmoth posted:NO Oh hell yeah, especially 0, 2, 3, and 8.
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Nov 30, 2017 19:48
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Yawgmoth posted:NO WOULD
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Nov 30, 2017 19:57
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God I wanna try all of those.
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Nov 30, 2017 20:50
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Yeah I'd eat them all apart from maybe the dumb double crust. Who ever wants more crust?
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Nov 30, 2017 21:17
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Sakurazuka posted:Yeah I'd eat them all apart from maybe the dumb double crust. Who ever wants more crust? Yeah I was thinking the same thing. The crust is the worst part (unless it is stuffed with a Hot Dog).
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Nov 30, 2017 21:23
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Yawgmoth posted:NO i'm so hungry
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Nov 30, 2017 21:27
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Yeah I was thinking the same thing. The crust is the worst part (unless it is stuffed with a Hot Dog). Sakurazuka posted:Yeah I'd eat them all apart from maybe the dumb double crust. Who ever wants more crust? what the gently caress what even is this no (Also it's double stuffed crust which is even better than double normal crust)
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Nov 30, 2017 21:38
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Sakurazuka posted:Yeah I'd eat them all apart from maybe the dumb double crust. Who ever wants more crust? My dog sure as gently caress does.
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Nov 30, 2017 21:41
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You guys get pizza with bad crust and/or nothing to dip it in. Good pizza has good crust.
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Nov 30, 2017 21:44
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Good pizza has enough toppings that the crust is merely a point where you can lift it up into your mouth without catastrophic structural failure.
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Nov 30, 2017 21:57
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Yawgmoth posted:NO Y'all missing a real important piece of #1 here  But it's not visible, so is the small pastry baked into the big pastry?
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Nov 30, 2017 22:12
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eating only apples posted:This was from like 4 pages ago but I'm catching up, and as I'm learning Russian and this is an Eastern European language I wanted to show off if nothing else: boo_tradley posted:You're so close! I think I typed "diaper soup and old crusty bread" into Google translate It says "Today's lunch: Diarrhea with old bread". Not bad for google translate I guess. Anyways, anybody up for a tumor or something?  No? Well, how about a cheeseburger?  It's all cheese!
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Nov 30, 2017 22:13
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I'd be down with twice the crust, but I don't like the way they have two crusts and toppings in between. That's at least as unwholesome as the other options on that poster.
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Nov 30, 2017 22:13
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Captain Jesus posted:No? Well, how about a cheeseburger? YES!
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Nov 30, 2017 22:14
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Captain Jesus posted:It says "Today's lunch: Diarrhea with old bread". Not bad for google translate I guess. Liposuction fondue, my favorite
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Nov 30, 2017 22:28
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Mister Olympus posted:Y'all missing a real important piece of #1 here It won't work for me  
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Nov 30, 2017 22:33
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Picnic Princess posted:It won't work for me lol
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Nov 30, 2017 22:38
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bloom posted:Good pizza has enough toppings that the crust is merely a point where you can lift it up into your mouth without catastrophic structural failure. Just cheese pizza with no toppings can be very good pizza
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Nov 30, 2017 22:43
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Captain Jesus posted:No? Well, how about a cheeseburger? Oh hells yes.
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Nov 30, 2017 22:45
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Yawgmoth posted:NO Wife took a quick glance at my phone with this thread and asked why the Borda Mini Churros was surrounded by vaginas.
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Nov 30, 2017 22:46
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The Bloop posted:Just cheese pizza with no toppings can be very good pizza Point, but when I think of a good simple cheese pizza I'm not thinking of hotdogs and churros and burgers poking out of the crust.
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Nov 30, 2017 22:49
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Picnic Princess posted:It won't work for me 
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Nov 30, 2017 23:25
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yeah I eat rear end posted:The only burger I ever had to resort to a knife and fork was one where each bun half was a grilled cheese sandwich and had a bunch of giant onion rings and stuff on top of it. I tried fitting it in my mouth the normal way but i couldn't and it just made all the toppings fall out the back. 2/10 on burger construction but it was a pretty good burger taste-wise and will make you feel like you don't have to eat for a day or two. When I got my braces put on, my mom then took me to get Burger King for lunch. My braces never actually caused me pain but that first day it was just so uncomfortable to eat so I had to cut the burger up in a grid pattern so I could just chew the pieces and not have to bite them off. It still sucked and was probably my least satisfying experience with Burger King
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Dec 1, 2017 00:50
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Yawgmoth posted:NO #2 is giving me loving 'Nam flashbacks. Friday evening, 7:30 pm, swinging dick solo on the maketable because the other two cooks called in "sick", screen is filled with orders and you can hear it going off as more fill it offscreen, shift manager is breathing down your neck to get your maketable times back under 4 minutes, you occasionally glance at the mountain of dishes in the dishpit and know you're going to be here three hours after close washing dishes, and wait - here's an order for the latest cheese-stuffed abomination of a crust that corporate created, the one that takes three loving rings and five loving minutes to do. No pizza rules, but if the cook could have hated you so hard you spontaneously died then you would have.
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Dec 1, 2017 00:51
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rndmnmbr posted:#2 is giving me loving 'Nam flashbacks. i heard that in rorschachs voice and i am happy about it.
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sneakyfrog posted:i heard that in rorschachs voice and i am happy about it. Man, that's every pizza cook's dream. "..they'll look up and shout "Stuffed crust!" and I'll whisper, "No.""
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Dec 1, 2017 00:58
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The Bloop posted:Just cheese pizza with no toppings can be very good pizza I'd rather have plain cheese pizza than a pepperoni pizza, especially if it's the little pepperoni that curls up trapping grease puddles in every bite.
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Dec 1, 2017 00:58
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The accumulated filth of all their stuffed crusts and ranch dressing will foam up about their waists and all the goons and fb housewives will look up and shout "Pizza rules!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." e: dang it rndmnmbr
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Dec 1, 2017 00:58
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rndmnmbr posted:Man, that's every pizza cook's dream. and your "i cook for people but i hate their souls" thread is where?
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rndmnmbr posted:#2 is giving me loving 'Nam flashbacks. I worked at a pizza hut for a bit, and there was a kid out in the dining room chanting "CHEESY BITES. I WANT CHEESY BITES" in horrible high pitched 8 year old boy voice. Then right as they went to order, he goes "I DON'T WANT CHEESY BITES ANYMORE" and that's my story of how I almost killed a child
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bloom posted:The accumulated filth of all their stuffed crusts and ranch dressing will foam up about their waists and all the goons and fb housewives will look up and shout "Pizza rules!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." No pizza rules but there is a pizza bylaw in my house that if you eat pizza with ranch dressing you'll do it off the floor like the dog you are. sneakyfrog posted:and your "i cook for people but i hate their souls" thread is where? Fortunately that was in my wasted youth.
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Dec 1, 2017 01:02
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rndmnmbr posted:Fortunately that was in my wasted youth.  awww
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Dec 1, 2017 01:05
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rndmnmbr posted:No pizza rules but there is a pizza bylaw in my house that if you eat pizza with ranch dressing you'll do it off the floor like the dog you are. I knew someone who was huge into protein supplements and shakes and all that. He made them thick and them ate them out of a dog bowl that matched the dog's bowl and synchronized their feeding times. In the AM, it was cereal in a protein slurry out of the bowl. I don't think he ate it off the floor, but he wouldn't answer direct questions about eating off the floor, nor would his wife.
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sneakyfrog posted:
There was a food safety thread hereabouts that got archived, dig it up for some of my better cooking stories. Highlights include my brother's eternal burrito, that he deep fried for eight hours every night and then sold it to the first person that pissed him off Friday night, and the guy who boiled out a deep fryer with butyl degreaser.
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Dec 1, 2017 01:09
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Yawgmoth posted:NO I want to go to there
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