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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Stoatbringer posted:

Oh! My! GOD!

Did you ever notice u park on a driveway and drive on a park way?

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Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

old beast lunatic posted:

DEEP STATE to Roy Moore: gently caress you and the horse you rode in on.

:golfclap:

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010


https://twitter.com/theonion/status/938872020732964866

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
It's kind of funny how everyone has just accepted hell realm and knows in their black hearts that Moore is gonna win.

nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS

haljordan posted:

Oh wow I'm TOTALLY convinced there's any possibility that the "investigation" has any chance in hell of Moore getting kicked out of the Senate

Investigation concluded. Result: doesn't matter in 'bama

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

old beast lunatic posted:

It's kind of funny how everyone has just accepted hell realm and knows in their black hearts that Moore is gonna win.

If the FBI had any sense of utility, it would add everyone to votes for the guy to a list, and then execute that list

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






nickhimself posted:

Investigation concluded. Result: doesn't matter in 'bama

The only result of the investigation will be three more Democrats resigning for no real reason

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

old beast lunatic posted:

It's kind of funny how everyone has just accepted hell realm and knows in their black hearts that Moore is gonna win.

I was 100% on Moore winning but now that President Donald "Reverse Midas" Trump endorsed him I'm not so sure.

Andenno
May 1, 2009

It's funny how overused "slam" is in politics headlines. A "slam" can be anything from polite disagreement to hateful condemnation. That last article was from Yahoo. Fox and Breitbart both have "slam" headlines up.

Did they start going overboard with the slams a year or two ago, or has it always been this way?

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Andenno posted:

It's funny how overused "slam" is in politics headlines. A "slam" can be anything from polite disagreement to hateful condemnation. That last article was from Yahoo. Fox and Breitbart both have "slam" headlines up.

Did they start going overboard with the slams a year or two ago, or has it always been this way?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ADgCeYJMN4

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/938817190517792768

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

They almost got me with this one

ScentOfAnOtaku
Aug 25, 2006

I have no control, I just keep eating, and eating.

Andenno posted:

It's funny how overused "slam" is in politics headlines. A "slam" can be anything from polite disagreement to hateful condemnation. That last article was from Yahoo. Fox and Breitbart both have "slam" headlines up.

Did they start going overboard with the slams a year or two ago, or has it always been this way?

If you think that's bad look at how much the BBC uses the word "row" in their headlines. There are usually one or two a day, which you'd think they would buy a thesaurus and use something else.

EDIT: Just did a search on Google for BBC row and yesterday alone had at least 4 headlines with it.

ScentOfAnOtaku fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Dec 7, 2017

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LrHfxW4XOg

Andenno
May 1, 2009


Hmm, good point.

ScentOfAnOtaku posted:

If you think that's bad look at how much the BBC uses the word "row" in their headlines. There are usually one or two a day, which you'd think they would buy a thesaurus and use something else.

You're right! It shouldn't bug me, but it does. It's like they're writing for search engines instead of people.

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Wait, you mean it's not slam poetry?

Velvet Elvis
Jul 1, 2007

Jose posted:

tfw you desperately don't want to be in a meeting

https://twitter.com/jcartillier/sta...agenumber%3D830

daydreaming about filet o fish

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

old beast lunatic posted:

It's kind of funny how everyone has just accepted hell realm and knows in their black hearts that Moore is gonna win.

Honestly there wasn’t ever a timeline where a dem won this race. The fact that the polls have essentially been in the margin of error is insane. If this were literally any other state then this would be over.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



ScentOfAnOtaku posted:

If you think that's bad look at how much the BBC uses the word "row" in their headlines. There are usually one or two a day, which you'd think they would buy a thesaurus and use something else.

EDIT: Just did a search on Google for BBC row and yesterday alone had at least 4 headlines with it.

If the BBC use big words the entire comments section is about how they hate regular people and only write articles for the imaginary "liberal elite"

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/938886508567760897?s=17

MarioOnTheComputer
Feb 5, 2002

ScentOfAnOtaku posted:

If you think that's bad look at how much the BBC uses the word "row" in their headlines. There are usually one or two a day, which you'd think they would buy a thesaurus and use something else.

EDIT: Just did a search on Google for BBC row and yesterday alone had at least 4 headlines with it.

It's because in headline writing, the shortest possible word is usually preferred. 'Row' and 'slam' are very compact words for getting across those particular ideas.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Yeah but what's President Hillary's approval rating? :smug:

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
How bad is it that I had to remind myself why Bush II’s was so high?

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

fruit on the bottom posted:

How bad is it that I had to remind myself why Bush II’s was so high?

I thought you said you'd never forget!!!

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Republican: I have every right to protect my family and land from the government and foreign invaders. Freedom!
Also Republican: gently caress those Palestinians.

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Outrail posted:

Republican: I have every right to protect my family and land from the government and foreign invaders. Freedom!
Also Republican: gently caress those Palestinians.

Well, no, you see that place is the christians' imaginary friend's home, not the muslims' imaginary friend's!

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Republican: There's nothing wrong with the president he's just an outsider. *Drools, shits pants.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



https://twitter.com/Lavarbigballer/status/938892276863877121

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
That owns but he should've added the NBA jam flames IMO

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Velvet Elvis posted:

daydreaming about filet o fish

i don't blame him in that i loving hate work meetings but maybe don't be the goddamn president of the united states if you don't want to be in lots of meetings

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

it's fish delight, actually

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


They were pro-gun too! Trump should have Onyx playing as his intro music whenever he walks into a room.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQmfzGf9904

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002


Lmao came here to post this, Trump will be heated.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i'm glad someone trump has raged at has decided to have a proper twitter feud with him instead of shutting the gently caress up

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Jose posted:

tfw you desperately don't want to be in a meeting

https://twitter.com/jcartillier/sta...agenumber%3D830

thinkin bout them nuggies

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
idk who this guy is but i googled him and he's resigning

https://twitter.com/TimAlberta/stat...D848%23lastpost

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


old beast lunatic posted:

It's kind of funny how everyone has just accepted hell realm and knows in their black hearts that Moore is gonna win.

It doesn't take much to realize that conservatives are as morally bankrupt as their economic policies.

nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS

This extremely pro

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






omfg his hair

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