so how do i short the bitcoin market
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 01:57 |
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Godholio posted:There is a pizza place in SLC that takes bitcoin. Or at least they did. 45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:I just don't get why people tell a story by creating 20 twitter posts when they can put text on a website and link it. just make a good doc
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 01:57 |
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GoGoGadget posted:So the goon census on Bitcoin has always been that a crash is imminent, ever since it started. But it just seems to go up and up? A crash will happen at some point. Like any bubble it'll depend on the time that the number of suckers coming into the market drops below the people cashing out - the people cashing out are in control. The thing is that it's really very skewed in terms of the suckers coming in right now thanks to publicity - not that you can't be lucky and make a few bucks, but I'd rather bet on a football game. I'd be as likely to win and at least I wouldn't feel guilty about fleecing someone. In fact, if you want a guaranteed payout for doing something as immoral, start a free energy scam - they were the rage in the 90s. You'll pull in millions and maybe do a year in jail when you get caught. And keep most of the cash.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 02:01 |
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Hexyflexy posted:A crash will happen at some point. Like any bubble it'll depend on the time that the number of suckers coming into the market drops below the people cashing out - the people cashing out are in control. The thing is that it's really very skewed in terms of the suckers coming in right now thanks to publicity - not that you can't be lucky and make a few bucks, but I'd rather bet on a football game. I'd be as likely to win and at least I wouldn't feel guilty about fleecing someone. Also relevant is that Bitcoins don't generate income. There is no inherent value there except as a commodity (in the loosest sense of the term at that) - the only reason to own it is speculation or as a hedge, and there's not really a coherent explanation as to what you're hedging. That leaves speculation.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 02:08 |
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Hexyflexy posted:A crash will happen at some point. Like any bubble it'll depend on the time that the number of suckers coming into the market drops below the people cashing out - the people cashing out are in control. The thing is that it's really very skewed in terms of the suckers coming in right now thanks to publicity - not that you can't be lucky and make a few bucks, but I'd rather bet on a football game. I'd be as likely to win and at least I wouldn't feel guilty about fleecing someone. Or just start a GoFundMe for some bullshit. Ain't nothing wrong with scamming people out of their money when you're up front about it, apparently.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 02:16 |
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psydude posted:Or just start a GoFundMe for some bullshit. Ain't nothing wrong with scamming people out of their money when you're up front about it, apparently. Thats capitalism!
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 02:21 |
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Hexyflexy posted:A crash will happen at some point. Like any bubble it'll depend on the time that the number of suckers coming into the market drops below the people cashing out - the people cashing out are in control. The thing is that it's really very skewed in terms of the suckers coming in right now thanks to publicity - not that you can't be lucky and make a few bucks, but I'd rather bet on a football game. I'd be as likely to win and at least I wouldn't feel guilty about fleecing someone. whats a free energy scam
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 02:25 |
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boop the snoot posted:so how do i short the bitcoin market Wedgie anyone who talks to you about them.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 02:29 |
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You can short bitcoin on one or two exchanges that allow margin trading or via one of the regulated futures platforms, however, due to the fraudulent manipulation on the exchanges, margin trading is doubly risky because a malicious actor could manipulate the price trivially to liquidate your position.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 02:33 |
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The actual hosed up thing about Bitcoin melting the polar ice caps is that it does it casually by existing nevermind mining https://twitter.com/feross/status/939296306987700225
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 02:38 |
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45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:whats a free energy scam Perpetual Motion peddlers - I remember this one from reading Voodoo Science (good book) when I was a teenager a scam artist that got shitloads of people to invest in him. Generally you'd get a dude that'd do a high pressure sale thing with a bunch of people trying to sell you a box that'd "stop the man ripping you off, because electricity is meant to be free man!" if only you spent $1000 and plugged it in. They were huge in the 90s. X-Files and all that conspiracy crap going around. I'm surprised there aren't more of them around now. r.e. Cold Fusion.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 02:39 |
Hexyflexy posted:Perpetual Motion peddlers - I remember this one from reading Voodoo Science (good book) when I was a teenager a scam artist that got shitloads of people to invest in him. Generally you'd get a dude that'd do a high pressure sale thing with a bunch of people trying to sell you a box that'd "stop the man ripping you off, because electricity is meant to be free man!" if only you spent $1000 and plugged it in. They were huge in the 90s. X-Files and all that conspiracy crap going around. I'm surprised there aren't more of them around now. See also 100mpg carburetor
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 02:42 |
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Hexyflexy posted:Perpetual Motion peddlers - I remember this one from reading Voodoo Science (good book) when I was a teenager a scam artist that got shitloads of people to invest in him. Generally you'd get a dude that'd do a high pressure sale thing with a bunch of people trying to sell you a box that'd "stop the man ripping you off, because electricity is meant to be free man!" if only you spent $1000 and plugged it in. They were huge in the 90s. X-Files and all that conspiracy crap going around. I'm surprised there aren't more of them around now. Teenage Scam Artist is Weird Al's parody of Against Me!'s Teenage Anarchist.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 02:42 |
Moller Aerocar was a great 90s scam also
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 02:42 |
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Hexyflexy posted:Perpetual Motion peddlers - I remember this one from reading Voodoo Science (good book) when I was a teenager a scam artist that got shitloads of people to invest in him. Generally you'd get a dude that'd do a high pressure sale thing with a bunch of people trying to sell you a box that'd "stop the man ripping you off, because electricity is meant to be free man!" if only you spent $1000 and plugged it in. They were huge in the 90s. X-Files and all that conspiracy crap going around. I'm surprised there aren't more of them around now. Oh, I thought you meant posing as an energy utility
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 02:43 |
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45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:I just don't get why people tell a story by creating 20 twitter posts when they can put text on a website and link it. just make a good doc Probably same reason people make a shakycam video of something while umm and uhhh ing their way into making a 30 second thing take 15+ minutes to explain while you get to watch them wiggle their mouse or something. You use what you have on hand I guess.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 03:15 |
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No introduction required. https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/940399983181869056 Edit: the video is incredible https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/940409570249371648 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Dec 12, 2017 |
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facialimpediment posted:No introduction required. I'm not racist, my best friend is [PoC].
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 03:31 |
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45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:Oh, I thought you meant posing as an energy utility Let me tell you about this great investment I have in a company called Enron
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 03:45 |
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I still think one of the greatest technological injustices in history is the retard-panic that killed the nuclear power industry. gently caress we could have so much safe and clean energy if it weren't for a bunch of retards in Pennsylvania flipping safety practices the bird and illiterate Soviet peasants being handed control of a nuclear power plant.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 03:53 |
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Ok so ATT are apparently signing me up for phones and sending them to me despite not ordering any. I honestly don’t know what the gently caress is going on. My dad didn’t do it. Like the order confirmation is through their website. I got two orders for three phones total. I haven’t placed a single order.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 03:54 |
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boop the snoot posted:so how do i short the bitcoin market Sell bad GPU's at premium prices. Own a local utility company? Soulex posted:Ok so ATT are apparently signing me up for phones and sending them to me despite not ordering any. Are you sure it's AT&T sending those emails?
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 03:56 |
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Soulex posted:Ok so ATT are apparently signing me up for phones and sending them to me despite not ordering any. Congratulations, you're identity has been stolen. Start calling you bank and credit cards first thing in the morning.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 03:57 |
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facialimpediment posted:No introduction required. Is that supposed to be a bad joke send up of criticism or is she making a literal argument? How do people not understand that nobody can tell the difference anymore!?
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 04:00 |
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Hexyflexy posted:Perpetual Motion peddlers - I remember this one from reading Voodoo Science (good book) when I was a teenager a scam artist that got shitloads of people to invest in him. Generally you'd get a dude that'd do a high pressure sale thing with a bunch of people trying to sell you a box that'd "stop the man ripping you off, because electricity is meant to be free man!" if only you spent $1000 and plugged it in. They were huge in the 90s. X-Files and all that conspiracy crap going around. I'm surprised there aren't more of them around now. Didn't old timey forum user EDGECRUSHER do something like this involving an alternator hooked up to an electric motor like 15 years ago?
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 04:03 |
Edgecrusher invented a fan blowing on a generator
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 04:05 |
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BigDave posted:Congratulations, you're identity has been stolen. Start calling you bank and credit cards first thing in the morning. quote:="Immanentized" post="479250487"] 100%. I logged onto the website and did it there. I just copied the email. It’s under my account. It’s shipping to my town according to FedEx. It’s weird.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 04:07 |
Ambihelical Hexnut posted:Didn't old timey forum user EDGECRUSHER do something like this involving an alternator hooked up to an electric motor like 15 years ago? Which is hilarious because motor-generators are a real thing and are used to stabilise power curves
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 04:10 |
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Charles Barkley is speaking for Doug Jones tonight at his final rally
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 04:45 |
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I hope he tells alabama to shut up and jam.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 04:47 |
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Ambihelical Hexnut posted:I hope he tells alabama to shut up and jam. BOOM-shaka-laka
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 04:53 |
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Smiling Jack posted:Not really. He shorted his products. The CDO managers all got rich anyway; as he says they assumed no risk. Shut up I like to think at least somebody got punished
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 04:57 |
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I LICK APE PUSSY posted:Shut up I like to think at least somebody got punished Hell yeah someone got punished. Just turns out it was old people who couldn't retire and young people who can't get jobs, because the old people won't retire.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 04:59 |
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mlmp08 posted:Hell yeah someone got punished. Why retire when you have no pension? Gotta eat somehow Edit: lol https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/940418123332759552 Hot Karl Marx fucked around with this message at 05:08 on Dec 12, 2017 |
# ? Dec 12, 2017 05:01 |
Smiling Jack posted:Moller Aerocar was a great 90s scam also 'Smart' guy I was on the boat with put his entire enlistment bonus into Moller. Another one messaged me last week about how to make bitcoins Slavic Crime Yacht posted:Which is hilarious because motor-generators are a real thing and are used to stabilise power curves gently caress carbon DC brushes. we all looked like coal miners when were done cleaning MGs M_Gargantua fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Dec 12, 2017 |
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 05:09 |
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December Current Events: Accidentally met child prostitutes at a brothel.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 05:25 |
Soulex posted:Looks like it. That or they just decided to put me on the NEXT program which is what it also looks like. Either they happen to live in your town and are having it shipped to their address or it's headed to your house and they're hoping you haven't noticed what's going on and they're going to try to nab the boxes from your porch when they get delivered.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 05:27 |
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Motor Generator clean and inspects are proof that god is either dead or hates human beings
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 05:28 |
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BigDave posted:
Don’t worry. He says they were underage and very pretty. But then he says they left and let the third guy they came with have a wild night without them.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 05:31 |
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Hot Karl Marx posted:Why retire when you have no pension? Gotta eat somehow Thank you for giving me yet another thing I'm going to have to explain to my parents is not normal over the holidays.
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# ? Dec 12, 2017 05:34 |