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IcarusUpHigh posted:The IGN teaser is up Wow - a "cinematic" but no loving game. I'm not sure I can handle this unforeseen turn of events.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:11 |
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TheAgent posted:like I know I shouldn't be surprised about how loving dumb these people are, but I seem to be constantly surprised how loving dumb these people are You'll always flinch at fast-moving objects. It's an autonomic response. Wow, that video is a bullshot.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:11 |
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Daztek posted:stay frosty, thread Reporting for dookie.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:12 |
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lol they really had those machinima kids working triple shifts to poo poo this out lol
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:12 |
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Hav posted:You'll always flinch at fast-moving objects. It's an autonomic response. At least its funny...
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:13 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:My guess? Nothing. With lawyers breathing down their necks they're going to forget that Squadron 42 even existed and instead focus exclusively on Star Citizen. Oh wait, they're loving incompetent. They will attach a "SQ42 Backer Only" PU ship for pre-order of all of the episodes. It of course will be in the $1000's. Whales will go into a frenzy. 3.821 Million is my guess.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:14 |
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Scruffpuff posted:Wow - a "cinematic" but no loving game. I'm not sure I can handle this unforeseen turn of events.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:14 |
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Scruffpuff posted:Wow - a "cinematic" but no loving game. I'm not sure I can handle this unforeseen turn of events. Er what are you talking about, it totally IS gameplay duuur!
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:15 |
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the last time someone ran a marketing thing on IGN it was almost $50,000 for a simple highlight your backer dollars at work lol
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:16 |
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not even an attempt at a release date on that trailer
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:16 |
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What the gently caress is this horrible bullshit.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:17 |
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That looks pretty crap
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:18 |
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lol I take it none of them read this thread at all
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:19 |
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Spaceship combat game shows off cutscene with no spaceship combat. No gameplay shown, either. I wonder why.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:19 |
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IcarusUpHigh posted:The IGN teaser is up
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:20 |
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Mostly spin and off, not so much combat.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:20 |
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they are just digging themselves deeper skadden are probably loving this marketing push, holy poo poo
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:21 |
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PederP posted:Spaceship combat game shows off cutscene with no spaceship combat. No gameplay shown, either. I wonder why. the rest is coming tomorrow, duh
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:21 |
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Is that the guy from the morrow tour with new hair polishing poo poo?
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:21 |
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sweet helmet flip brah
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:22 |
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Where's the CryEngine logo?
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:22 |
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The writing is atrocious. Hamill comes off as a huge dickhead who only speaks in cliches.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:22 |
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PederP posted:Mostly spin and off, not so much combat.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:23 |
Wait I thought Mark Hamill was supposed to be in the trailer. Who the gently caress is this guy?
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:23 |
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IcarusUpHigh posted:Er what are you talking about, it totally IS gameplay duuur! So CIG put a conversation "tree" (which appears to be an opportunity to play the tutorial) over the unskippable non-gameplay cinematic, and this guy sees it and says "NO IT'S THE INNER THOUGHT SYSTEM". "Inner Thought" system. Amazing how CIG manages to give a proper name to every mechanic they "develop" (otherwise known as stealing and then renaming to cover your tracks.) Tip for CIG: you don't have to steal every gameplay element, rename it, then deny knowing about it and claiming you invented it. Especially since everything you reinvent has been broken poo poo. There's no shame in just using what the real game developers are using. You might even squeak out something resembling a smartphone app one day.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:24 |
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Mirificus, can you please stop spam posting the poo poo these horrible people say on Twitter? I mean jesus loving christ, we get it. They're awful human beings, and their deluded world-view is hard to fathom. But this thread looks every bit as bad as r/ds when you do that poo poo. It's not funny, it's not worth a good god drat to anybody except maybe derek, and honestly dude, after a while it's just kind of depressing. Like, not just them, but your cringey loving obsession with them. That's depressing too. It's the holidays and I'm on vacation. loving cool it with that poo poo.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:24 |
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https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/943531733269565441
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:26 |
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Toops posted:Mirificus, can you please stop spam posting the poo poo these horrible people say on Twitter? I mean jesus loving christ, we get it. They're awful human beings, and their deluded world-view is hard to fathom. But this thread looks every bit as bad as r/ds when you do that poo poo. It's not funny, it's not worth a good god drat to anybody except maybe derek, and honestly dude, after a while it's just kind of depressing. Like, not just them, but your cringey loving obsession with them. That's depressing too.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:26 |
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And another thing - "That's your Gladius." Chris, you motherfucker, nobody cares what you named your stupid loving JPEGs. You did not create an IP, you did not craft a universe, you did not create "lore"; you're a giant loving autist with no vision. "That's your ship." That's the correct loving line. "Your ship."
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:27 |
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Great way to make everyone want to play in your universe. I get to deal with a self important rear end in a top hat who talks down to everyone? Sign me the gently caress up. This is how crobbler assumes big important people are supposed to behave.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:29 |
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Scruffpuff posted:And another thing - "That's your Gladius." Stay frosty, Scruffpuff
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:30 |
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ScoreLord posted:Any Australians in the thread may wish to pick up the latest issue of PC PowerPlay; it contains a column predicting what will occur in the world of gaming in 2018, including a few key events for Star Citizen. Ahahaha
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:30 |
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Mount up cowboy at dawn we ride the thunder hills to destiny awaits stay frosty newbie if you live long enough good job kid your old man.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:30 |
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Bootcha posted:Where's the CryEngine logo? Nonono dig UP stupid!
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:30 |
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Now go watch any cutscene from Uncharted 4
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:31 |
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Daztek posted:Stay frosty, Scruffpuff Impossible
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:32 |
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Dusty Lens posted:Mount up cowboy at dawn we ride the thunder hills to destiny awaits stay frosty newbie if you live long enough good job kid your old man. I'm the "stay frosty" option in the binary dialog tree.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:32 |
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Man that text voiceover was super confusing and fyi; players don't like it when you show one text and the character says something totally different so good job shooting yourself in the foot. also Called it
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