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alf_pogs posted:star citizen: i have no head and i must chat This is simply too perfect. e: tax Mr Fronts fucked around with this message at 13:05 on Dec 26, 2017 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 17:20 |
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Star Citizen: The Headless Parpman of the Apocalypse
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 13:27 |
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his nibs posted:Star Citizen: The Headless Parpman of the Apocalypse CryTek was given the heads in a settlement.
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 13:32 |
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In CA, weekends and holidays count for the 21 day summons, so CIG has to respond by 3-4 January
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 13:33 |
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Daztek posted:In CA, weekends and holidays count for the 21 day summons, so CIG has to respond by 3-4 January This will be an awesome new year!
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 13:38 |
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Daztek posted:In CA, weekends and holidays count for the 21 day summons, so CIG has to respond by 3-4 January CR: I would like to point out that ever since I got the legal threat from Skadden I have been working on this response. I worked on this until 5am last night, and a couple more hours this morning in the UK, where I am currently am in preparation for ATV in a week from Saturday. Conservatively it’s taken me about eight hours to write. This is time I could have spent working on the game instead of dealing with a Crytek instigated drama. And this is really what annoys me – that their silly lawsuits occasionally gain traction and pull me away from the very thing I prefer to do and the very thing everyone wants me to do and the very thing Crytek accuses me of not doing – CHANGING THE ENGINE/NOT CHANGING THE ENGINE (-note -check with Ortwin which one I should go with)! By constantly nagging, writing warning letters and soliciting solicitors in the background to enforce a dumb old licensing agreement, Crytek is waging guerrilla warfare on my time, the time of other key executives, and the peace of mind of our employees and backers. Mr Fronts fucked around with this message at 15:01 on Dec 26, 2017 |
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Daztek posted:In CA, weekends and holidays count for the 21 day summons, so CIG has to respond by 3-4 January
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 13:54 |
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Daztek posted:In CA, weekends and holidays count for the 21 day summons, so CIG has to respond by 3-4 January oh please god i hope their response is made public
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 13:59 |
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I really hope they loving forget or run like hell.
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 14:01 |
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Kavak posted:I really hope they loving forget or run like hell. I'll take either, but it would be loving gold if they defaulted because they "were on holiday break".
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 14:14 |
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They're stupid about a lot of things but I really can't picture them being stupid enough to forget this is hanging over their head. Now, I could see Ortwin "Wrote a 30 year old book in Germany about IP law" Freyermuth trying to do it on his own and not catching the california "weekends and holidays count" thing, but I wouldn't expect it.
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 14:17 |
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Maybe the thread intern or MoMA will see this and they can inform Ortwin
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 14:22 |
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Pleadings, rulings, motions, etc., are public information and will be available to people with PACER accounts a day after it's filed with the court. The response to the complaint can be more or less a single page with Ortwin scribbling in crayon "lol no" to all the allegations and that ought to suffice for the purposes of entering a response and avoiding a default. Of course the proper way to do this is to lay an appropriate foundation for your defense, and there are certain things you must plead at this time or it's waived (jurisdictional flaws, e.g.) but CIG can clownshow the case for a little while longer with the bare minimum needed. Given that low, low barrier I don't expect a default but...it's CIG. Who the gently caress knows. Maybe this will explode in a supernova of stupidity before it finally fades away, the bright star in the sunk cost galaxy that shines all too briefly before being devoured by the Skadden supermassive black hole.
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 14:30 |
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Bootcha posted:Oh poo poo you forgot to check your stocking... Sarsapariller posted:Wonderful. Glad to see the "Bugs of Star Citizen" clips live on. There's been so much documented absurdity throughout the lifetime of this project, I really want to watch just an hour of the best jank and glitches.
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 14:34 |
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Tank Boy Ken posted:This will be an awesome new year! This is how I imagine things to end: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoDh61sgCOg&t=1159s The whole documentary is 33 years old and yet it's all strangely familiar.
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 14:38 |
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CeeJee posted:This is how I imagine things to end: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoDh61sgCOg&t=1159s Protip to CIG employees; don't leave any personal effects on site. Assume this could happen at any moment, because it could. Maybe swing by the office when nobody is there and grab your stuff right now. You know, while you still have access.
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 14:52 |
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kw0134 posted:Pleadings, rulings, motions, etc., are public information and will be available to people with PACER accounts a day after it's filed with the court. The response to the complaint can be more or less a single page with Ortwin scribbling in crayon "lol no" to all the allegations and that ought to suffice for the purposes of entering a response and avoiding a default. Of course the proper way to do this is to lay an appropriate foundation for your defense, and there are certain things you must plead at this time or it's waived (jurisdictional flaws, e.g.) but CIG can clownshow the case for a little while longer with the bare minimum needed. Star Citizen: A Supernova of Stupidity
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 15:00 |
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Need this added to my Rap Sheet Prease.
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 15:13 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Protip to CIG employees; don't leave any personal effects on site. Assume this could happen at any moment, because it could. Nonsense. Tonk sales alone will easily get them through to Gamescom 2018 where 3.1 pre-alpha will be showcased.
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 15:24 |
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drat I forgot BBG is dead, did anyone remind you losers to call your parents?
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 15:26 |
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Cao Ni Ma posted:drat I forgot BBG is dead, did anyone remind you losers to call your parents? I will have you know good sir that I already called my parents.
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 15:27 |
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Ha. You (or someone) went deep for that one. It seems like we're in a lull, now. When is the next hilarious/tragically incompetent thing we can expect to see come from CIG? Do they survive 2018?
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 16:57 |
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I was hungover and played CoD Infinite Warfare’s campaign. It’s way cooler than anything I’ve seen from Star Citizen, a solid 7/10.
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 16:57 |
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Mr Fronts posted:CR: I would like to point out that ever since I got the legal threat from Skadden I have been working on this response. I worked on this until 5am last night, and a couple more hours this morning in the UK, where I am currently am in preparation for ATV in a week from Saturday. Conservatively it’s taken me about eight hours to write. This is time I could have spent working on the game instead of dealing with a Crytek instigated drama. And this is really what annoys me – that their silly lawsuits occasionally gain traction and pull me away from the very thing I prefer to do and the very thing everyone wants me to do and the very thing Crytek accuses me of not doing – CHANGING THE ENGINE/NOT CHANGING THE ENGINE (-note -check with Ortwin which one I should go with)! By constantly nagging, writing warning letters and soliciting solicitors in the background to enforce a dumb old licensing agreement, Crytek is waging guerrilla warfare on my time, the time of other key executives, and the peace of mind of our employees and backers. Chris would write his own response to a major lawsuit rather than hire outside counsel. So this checks out.
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 17:21 |
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Ha. You (or someone) went deep for that one. My predictions:~ Survive 2018! However, staffing and studio cutbacks start. 1 studio closes, and other studios lose staff (narrative: "their job is done! good luck in their futures! SC beta release right around the corner!") Crytek court hearing is stalled till late in the year, eventually found in Crytek's favour. Crytek get a large settlement that shocks everyone. (narrative: "it's fine! Chris said they only needed a fraction of what they've taken, and that big bite doesn't even take us close to that total after the deduction!") "3.1" doesn't see release. "3.1" being a proxy version number denoting significant advances in things to do that actually impact the game experience. More big budget MoCap is done. (narrative: "woah! this is final polish stuff! Sq42 must be on the release cards any day soon!") NOTHING live is shown at any events. 100% pre-recorded "safe" footage is shown. Game mechanics are demonstrated in those recordings which never come to pass in the time frame of 2018. Chris is seen less and less. Sandi "cuts back" on her time onscreen. Ben ends up hospitalised again. Year end: "weird" things start happening, refunds from August are still outstanding. April 2019, CIG shutters.
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 17:23 |
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 17:23 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Protip to CIG employees; don't leave any personal effects on site. Assume this could happen at any moment, because it could. And if not, well then don't worry. I'm sure Crobblers will spin it all akin to how Activision called the cops on Infinity Ward's offices or something and transform it into you as the plucky underdogs while he and the rest of the execs run off with what money they can to the Caymans or whatever.
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 17:27 |
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Citizens being a bit tender even about pretty mellow reviews of their game, privacy claims, claims of terrorism, etc.: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT2mEO0JtOo&t=240s The original, 16 months old video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHUbzzKJXBc chochmah fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Dec 26, 2017 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Protip to CIG employees; don't leave any personal effects on site. Assume this could happen at any moment, because it could. They basically live there, so there is always someone there. I think it's leaving to go home with your stuff that is the problem with infinite crunch time.
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 17:34 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Protip to CIG employees; don't leave any personal effects on site. Assume this could happen at any moment, because it could. Are you implying someone should take the garage door opener?
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 17:38 |
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 17:52 |
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The Titanic posted:I have to believe that somewhere in CIG high command, somebody has come to the realization that the mmo is never going to happen without an enormous, very lengthy total rewrite. In my other post where I was calling it I pointed out how CIG themselves have said that every ship is a special case snowflake. Maybe 6 months ago AtV addressed this saying they were going to unify how ladders animations are called. Well I got to thinking, how far does this problem go back? We know CryEngine doesn't have the best default vehicles to work with. I haven't played all the Crysis games but I don't remember much beyond a jeep and that has almost no interaction and the animation to get in and out. For whatever reason that I still don't get and never will, Chris and most backers are hyper fixated on ships. So what was the first build they ever put out? The "Hangar Module" where you can stare at your stationary ship and maybe climb inside a little. Who knows what they created in order to get that out quickly? It seems apparent to me that they didn't create a modular system that let them treat all ship elements in a similar manner and it appears not much thought was put into how they would communicate that ship object over the network. Let's keep in mind the hangar module was a singleplayer experience for a long time so they probably didn't care at that time because Chris wants players to see their space chariots in glorious 3D right now! Just more cart before the horse mistakes thanks to the desire to bring in more hype and money.
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 18:06 |
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ComfyPants posted:They finally made it. Pixelemonade is back baby! I knew they’d never let me down! Another hard hitting totally honest and not bought story from a genuine definitely not paid for marketing website! Thank heavens for honesty in the industry the likes which big names like pixelemonade can finally bring!
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 18:08 |
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Sarsapariller posted:Pixel Lemonade is offline now. I guess they only paid for one year's worth of hosting on their fake site for the single positive article. And gently caress. drat it pixelemonade. drat it. Oh well, Twitter is free so go spread game journalism!!!
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 18:10 |
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Mirificus posted:
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 18:11 |
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CrazyLoon posted:All my dignity. *serious* It’s not enough. Better dig deep here. Don’t stop when it’s so close.
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 18:12 |
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The Titanic posted:I’m not sure if you’re agreeing, disagreeing, or simply adding to what I said. Agreeing and adding. I used too many words to describe something simple because what Chris is doing is so scummy it pisses me off. Shorter version: Star Citizen is complete poo poo, it runs like poo poo because it's badly coded, and Chris is lying and suggesting that it needs powerful hardware to get the most out of it in a bid to cover his own staggering incompetence. Where this is really harmful is that the backers are so stupid they're going out and doing it. Who knows how much money was set on fire because of CR's lies about the performance of his "game." It's like he's committing fraud in multiple fields at once.
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 18:22 |
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Thats a pretty neat kayelf. We need more good dog pics. And cats. And otters. And raccoons.
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dreams. dreams happen now
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