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Golli
Jan 5, 2013



Xaerael posted:

He'd have to be very covert about it, most of the crowdfunding platforms shut down projects by creators who have failed to deliver now, even if they FTD'd on other sites.

Chris Robert and Robert Space both have a clean record.

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Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Xaerael posted:

He'd have to be very covert about it, most of the crowdfunding platforms shut down projects by creators who have failed to deliver now, even if they FTD'd on other sites.

At this point he doesn't even need kick starter. They would just take a percentage of funds raised.
He's got the email list. He can setup a new shop and email everyone on it directly.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Lladre posted:

I watched some of one of his live streams

I could not do this, he literally makes me queasy.

Strangler 42
Jan 8, 2007

SHAVE IT ALL OFF
ALL OF IT

Thoatse posted:

Pet animations coming along faster than expected

https://i.imgur.com/7VOBNMz.gifv

Star Citizen bad...

Whippet... good?

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3

Scruffpuff posted:

The more accurately Star Citizen's design goals are articulated, the more like an elaborate prank it all sounds.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

big nipples big life posted:

I could not do this, he literally makes me queasy.

Yeah, it was a mistake.

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:
Who's the originator of "there's always more and its always worse" because I wanna ask them how they've consistently called it for the last 5 years.

intardnation
Feb 18, 2016

I'm going to space!

:gary: :yarg:

Lladre posted:

I watched some of one of his live streams from his property. It was all so sad. The guy lives in a constant procrastination of getting something done.

To be fair to the creepy dude - did he not go into his closet pull out an old gpu and mail it out to a viewer or was that someone else?

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Virtual Captain posted:

Who's the originator of "there's always more and its always worse" because I wanna ask them how they've consistently called it for the last 5 years.

I think that quote predates star citizen.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Virtual Captain posted:

Who's the originator of "there's always more and its always worse" because I wanna ask them how they've consistently called it for the last 5 years.

Lladre posted:

I think that quote predates star citizen.

It does, and it's about being a child porn investigator. Not quite the same tone as talking about space JPEG drama.

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

Lladre posted:

I thought you all were sure that MOMA was Toast. Were you all... :gasp: wrong?

For Legal reasons, I have to state that I am NOT Toast.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

intardnation posted:

To be fair to the creepy dude - did he not go into his closet pull out an old gpu and mail it out to a viewer or was that someone else?

He might have. He seems like a genuinely nice guy. He's got a nice parcel out in the middle of nowhere with like an 8 car garage building and a single wide trailer home he lives in with his wife.
I turned off the video before he entered the house (if he ever did).

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Colostomy Bag posted:

No problem. I just wanted to budget this years expenses on whether it would be a few bucks postage or if I need to arrange a freight carrier to offload your tome with a lift gate and a pallet jack.

Well it will fit in a USPS flat rate medium box which is just $12.50. So you're good. :grin:

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Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:
Yo MoMA do you have any line in the sand these days for SQ42 missions? It was Summer 2017 or something we were supposed to quote the poo poo out of. Could use an update.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

ManofManyAliases posted:

For Legal reasons, I have to state that I am NOT Toast.

Read my post again. Slowly. The Derek and his discord had you dead to rights that you were indeed Toast and had proof of such.
Are you trying to tell us, Space Court, that these allegations are not unequivocally proven?

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

SomethingJones posted:

I do have that impression from your flurry of tweets but honestly I read them all whilst drinking half a bottle of that yellow italian alcohol that the wife had in the cupboard, in a failed attempt to cure the weirdest and worse case of jetlag and insomnia I've had in years.

Then exclusive/not exclusive/nand exclusive chat happened and after that, well that was a spiral into utter madness

So disregard and gently caress it

I still think settling is the best and most sensible decision which is why I expect CIG to instruct their comedy lawyer to NOT settle and fight it. I'm also not convinced they CAN settle because they look really really desperate for cash and talent right now and I don't think good decisions are being made within that environment.

:laffo: I'm with you man.

And yeah, given their penchant for gently caress ups, I just hope they piss around long enough for depositions and discovery to start. I can't wait to find out where Sandi got both of her marketing degrees. :grin:

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Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Sarsapariller posted:

I think that people in here have a lot looser grasp on law than they might indicate, which is leading them to go with whatever sounds plausible at the moment. CIG released a strongly worded rebuttal of the original claims and a lot of people don't want to be caught out by saying "Oh Crytek's case totally has merit" and then having the whole thing thrown out of court, so they are hedging their bets by kind of gesturing at the possibility that CIG might be in the right. In another couple weeks Skadden will probably issue some kind of counter-statement and then the pendulum will swing back.

Personally I have no idea, law is all beyond me and I have no interest in it, but looking at historic trends, CIG has demonstrated systematic incompetence in everything they have ever touched except crowdfunding itself. They've skirted the bounds of the law when issuing refunds, they seemingly went way over the line in their discriminatory hiring/firing practices, they are clearly demonstrably incompetent with money and they have an obvious history of abusing outside contractors. None of these things are really in dispute. I see no reason why they would be any more competent at staying within legal bounds with the company that made their engine. The only real question is whether or not Crytek really wants to take them through court, and they as a company do seem pretty spiteful, so I'd lay good odds on it.

Thank you. From your response, and the others, it seems like I haven't missed any massive, CryTek-killing bombshell, which is what I was wondering about. There seemed to be a sudden shift in tone, and I thought perhaps something really significant had come along to throw a monkey wrench into CryTek's plan.


Hav posted:

So, you asked, and technically they can't actually stop me, but it's a contract dispute probably going to jury trial, so nobody _really_ knows. The GLA is a portion of the entire suit, and there's other things that will come up. Personally, I think the claim of two games/one game could come down to a misunderstanding, but that's why 'intentional' was used. CiG appear to be doubling down in terms of the full-throated denial, but that's not unusual.

Just settle in and enjoy.

Oh, yeah. I'm looking forward to this, no matter which way it ends up going. I'm just trying to reset my expectations.


Sandweed posted:

They probably have a strong case because CIG is incompetent, but on the other hand they are a failing company that just launched their own crypto currency so it might just be a last reaching cash grab.

I think a cash-grab seems unlikely. I think CryTek probably believes they have a pretty solid claim or claims. Based on nothing but what I've picked up following this saga for the last couple of years, I would be shocked if CIG hadn't hosed up in some actionable way. They're like the modern space-game version of The Gang Who Couldn't Shoot Straight.


AngusPodgorny posted:

Unless Crytek comes up with something novel in their response, I think CIG has the stronger side on exclusivity and use of Cryengine in Squadron 42, but their damage limitation argument is garbage. Since neither side is paying me, I don't care enough to actually argue about it or research anything though. I doubt anything will happen with the current motion because the judge can put off doing anything until later.

I also think the adulation of Skadden / denigration of CIG's counsel (even though I can't remember their name) is overboard, because it's entirely possible that Skadden can end up losing to them. Or end up with a drastically reduced case because of over-reaching.

I hope you're wrong and it turns out that the "two games" thing is proven to be a willful dodge, because that's the most entertaining option from where I'm sitting.

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:

ManofManyAliases posted:

-We're going to see 3.0 release much earlier than "mid-year."
-SQ42 will, at the very least, have a level (or few levels) drop this year. Though, I'm optimistic for a full release before end-of-year.
-Certain evocati will begin testing 3.0 very, very soon.

Quote the poo poo out of this if you want.

:laffo:

Galarox
Sep 23, 2015

Fun Shoe
:Caught up with the thread gif: Also I am taking requests (I run out of ideas tbh apart from "12 Angry men" & I am having trouble finding something I can work with on that)) for cool and good shops. Please post requests below :newlol:

also:

G0RF posted:

What surely all of us agree on yet probably escapes the fiery, furious eyes of Ortwin and Chris is that the longer they protract and more fiercely they fight this lawsuit, the more they assure that the dominant CIG narrative of 2018 is “troubled project continues legal fight.” It seems obvious and mundane so of course it would probably escape their detection.

CIG has earned heaps of headlines from their first two rounds with Crytek. They’re buying themselves all kinds of new mindshare of the lousiest kind with the very gamers they need to convert to new backers.

GAMESPOT: Star Citizen Dev Responds To Crytek Lawsuit, Says It Makes "Scandalous" Claims

Mad props for your bravado, guys; it makes for great quotable headline material that you really want associated with your game. You should really drag this out as long as you can and use the most histrionic language possible in any and all legal replies. Just a couple more months of this and you’ll have firmly cemented your brand’s reputation as the beleaguered, embattled vaporware studio that used to be making a space game or two but now just seems forever mired in controversy now including the legal kind.

Every legal volley, every response and counter, is going to run the gaming media circuit as the last two have. It’s going to prompt new videos, punchlines, gossip and speculation. None of it is positive, unless you count scoring yet another CIG buttkissing montage from goofs like Montoya as a big PR win (hint: you get those for free anyway no matter what you do so it’s non-accretive.)

Dragging it out harms you, CIG, far more than it can Crytek. You’re the studio that needs retail goodwill, the studio that hopes to sell 5 to 10 million units at some indeterminable point in the future and in the shorter term wants to win new backers to the cause. Each new headline with “lawsuit”, “scandalous”, “Star Citizen developer” in it is going to make it that much harder because all that new blood you want to start feeding off just might steer clear of you. They can’t be counted upon to believe that which we all already know, that Star Citizen is good.

As ever, spot on. Although I think that an explanation is that CIG subscribe to the belief that "Any publicity is good publicity"

ManofManyAliases posted:

Why are any of us here?

For the comedy

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Stallone [as Judge Dredd]: YOU BETRAYED THE LAW!!!


Roberts [as Old Man]: PAAAAAARRRPPPP!!!

That film sucked. As a long time Judge Dredd fan the film completely, utterly and totaly lost me when, in the first few minutes of the film Judge Dredd took his helmet off... I mean. srsly? wtf?!?

G0RF posted:

You took the wrong lesson away from this completely, Toops — you were 1 stage short of sublimity and you just didn’t know it! But Chris did, and does, because he adheres to one of the most virtuous gaming principles of all time, a principle I can sum up with a single word: Overcomplexualificationizing.

Edit:Added an additional suffix the demonstrate the principle in virtuous action.

Another cromulent word. Also Gorf, do you have PMs? Platinum account or whatever? I have a project I would like to discuss with you.

and furthermore -

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

As Yoda once said "Old that never gets"

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Golli posted:

Ortwin's been writing law books about as long as Minnick has been alive (based on his Skadden bio).

It was a pamphlet.

In German.

Like, a 100 years ago.

And furthermore.

:colbert:

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Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Chalks posted:

At least, they would have a very strong position if it wasn't for another vital part of the contract that Crytek didn't mention directly in their original filing, and CIG appear to have completely overlooked in their MtD. It states that CIG are forbidden from working with any Crytek competitor for the duration of the agreement and for 2 years after its termination. CIG are absolutely in violation of this clause and it looks like such a slam dunk that it's unlikely that Crytek's lawyers missed it. More likely, they were intentionally using a weaker clause as bait for CIG's lawyers to file a half arsed motion to dismiss without fully reviewing the contract.

If this is accurate, it's very funny, and makes me hopeful once again that we'll get to see CIG flail helplessly while they try to backpedal around that issue.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

ManofManyAliases posted:

Litigate my bleached anus.

Wow I thought you were here for smart discourse.



Oh, now it all makes sense.

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

Lladre posted:

Read my post again. Slowly. The Derek and his discord had you dead to rights that you were indeed Toast and had proof of such.
Are you trying to tell us, Space Court, that these allegations are not unequivocally proven?

I 100% am not Toast and will say - unequivocally - that Smart is a moron and doesn't know any better.

Danknificent
Nov 20, 2015

Jinkies! Looks like we've got a mystery on our hands.
i would never have the guts to lie in space court

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

D_Smart posted:

Well it will fit in a USPS flat rate medium box which is just $12.50. So you're good. :grin:

Can we quote the hell out of this?

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

ManofManyAliases posted:

I 100% am not Toast and will say - unequivocally - that Smart is a moron and doesn't know any better.

Wait! How am I getting dragged into this? :negative:

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Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Toops posted:

I love you all but I'm ready for this poo poo to end. The fact that CIG has managed fumble around and gently caress up so comprehensively is an insult to my trade. That they continue to lie and manipulate such an impressionable, desperate market segment, all while not only remaining solvent, but enriching the very source of their incompetence, at the expense of their otherwise competent workforce, is nothing less than a scathing indictment on our society.

Your cgaracter arc is great, but lack of Solar Plebiean updates really makes me wish they kill off your parents in the 3rd act.

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

D_Smart posted:

Wait! How am I getting dragged into this? :negative:

One of your blocked daemons said you and the discord had unequivocal proof that I was Toast and I reiterated that you are a moron and don't know any better.

Galarox
Sep 23, 2015

Fun Shoe

Colostomy Bag posted:

Can we quote the hell out of this?

The box costs $12.50. The forklift truck, peons and lifting equipment to hoist the the ten-ton-tome into your dwelling are extra.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

ManofManyAliases posted:

One of your blocked daemons said you and the discord had unequivocal proof that I was Toast and I reiterated that you are a moron and don't know any better.

Yeah but you are totally Toast

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

ManofManyAliases posted:

One of your blocked daemons said you and the discord had unequivocal proof that I was Toast and I reiterated that you are a moron and don't know any better.

WTF dude, you call yourself a reporter(x3) and burn your sources so readily?

Galarox
Sep 23, 2015

Fun Shoe

peter gabriel posted:

Yeah but you are totally Toast

:same:

Pixelate
Jan 6, 2018

"You win by having fun"

Galarox posted:

:Caught up with the thread gif: Also I am taking requests (I run out of ideas tbh apart from "12 Angry men" & I am having trouble finding something I can work with on that)) for cool and good shops. Please post requests below :newlol:

Ortwin exec produced Carlito's Way, so...

Stick his face on Sean Penn & remove Chris Robert's head?

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



ManofManyAliases posted:

I 100% am Toast.

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

Lladre posted:

WTF dude, you call yourself a reporter(x3) and burn your sources so readily?

Lol if you think he really has you blocked.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Lladre posted:

I thought you all were sure that MOMA was Toast. Were you all... :gasp: wrong?

That statement is, frankly, likely to be as true as you believing Dusty_Lens to be a DSmart alt.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

ManofManyAliases posted:

One of your blocked daemons said you and the discord had unequivocal proof that I was Toast and I reiterated that you are a moron and don't know any better.

I've not seen anything on discord about that, the most I've seen is people laughing at your occasional meltdown. I don't think you are toast, it's pretty weird to join a forum just to get embarrassed about losing money and as Toast lives in LA and works for a company with a barista on staff, he's probably got more appealing entertainment options.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Pixelate posted:

Ortwin exec produced Carlito's Way, so...

Stick his face on Sean Penn & remove Chris Robert's head?



That's The Buggles

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ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

AP posted:

I've not seen anything on discord about that, the most I've seen is people laughing at your occasional meltdown. I don't think you are toast, it's pretty weird to join a forum just to get embarrassed about losing money and as Toast lives in LA and works for a company with a barista on staff, he's probably got appealing entertainment options.

There's nothing wrong with Toast, and I like coffee and entertainment and LA. But I'm not Toast.

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