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Skutter posted:Dr. B's is great, I've been using it as schampoo for years (read somewhere that castille soap was great for curly hair, and it is FYI), and it doubles as soap easily. We also took it on our trip to NZ and used it as laundry detergent in addition to body soap, worked just fine. You can get travel-sized bottles of it at Target or Wal-Mart for cheap if you want to try it out, only comes in Lavender and Peppermint though (and like girl pants said, keep it away from your bits). It comes in all the varieties in the small travel bottles. My girlfriend and I have like... 75 of those fuckers around in every variety available.
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MF_James posted:How the gently caress do I wash myself if I can't let it touch my dick? Do you people just not wash your dick/vag and you have some horrid stank down there? Lookit this scrub who never heard of having a separate ball cloth in the shower.
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 22:43 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:Lookit this scrub who never heard of having a separate ball cloth in the shower. I have enough crap in the shower thanks to living with a woman, we have like 15 bottles of stuff (to be fair, she smells great and her skin is amazing) along with all sorts of scrubbing things; I use body wash, a louffa, and shampoo/conditioner, occasionally a razor in the shower if I'm in a rush. Also, when you wash your body, doesn't the soap drip down onto your sensitive bits, or is that not enough for it to burn?
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 22:45 |
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Earwicker posted:dr bronners has nothing to do with homeopathy. and its not marketed as medicine, "alternative" or otherwise. its just a natural soap and toothpaste and the only real "loony" aspect of it is the religious writings of the doctor on the bottle, which actually make sense once you get over his writing style. he's just saying... keep your poo poo clean, also love everybody. MF_James posted:How the gently caress do I wash myself if I can't let it touch my dick? Do you people just not wash your dick/vag and you have some horrid stank down there?
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 22:48 |
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MF_James posted:I have enough crap in the shower thanks to living with a woman, we have like 15 bottles of stuff (to be fair, she smells great and her skin is amazing) along with all sorts of scrubbing things; I use body wash, a louffa, and shampoo/conditioner, occasionally a razor in the shower if I'm in a rush. it's not that it burns... it's that the peppermint sensation is pretty... strong, if you're not used to it. Let me put it this way: I bought some about a decade ago and my ex used it without knowing what it was and from my living room I could hear him yelling 'woo woo woO WOO WOOO WOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOLD'
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 22:48 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:this was a classic and basically I created the first instance of this thread because the people sincere enough to post stuff like that here have long since thought better of it i knew two different people who posted ridiculously specific poo poo in e/n one i quietly loled to myself, the other i showed my friends. (dude dated a friend of mine, talked poo poo on her, then started posting ridicuously hilarious stuff about his new gf, then freaked out when he weirdly confessed his life is terrible now to her and she needs to take him back and shes like lol no ps i know i have stairs in my house suckaaaaa) i told her to say the stairs thing
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:06 |
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MF_James posted:How the gently caress do I wash myself if I can't let it touch my dick? Do you people just not wash your dick/vag and you have some horrid stank down there? Women shouldn't really be cleaning down below too thoroughly. Fucks with PH balance and can cause stuff like thrush and that stuff is no fun. Also DON'T EVER DOUCHE ESPECIALLY NOT WITH SOAP NO DOUCHING OK I am daft and use Source Mint shower gel on my vagina because the burning sensation is kinda nice and I'm a masochist I guess.
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:17 |
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Ok, I thought this was like icy-hot levels of poo poo, not just "woah it feels like an icecube just wrapped itself around my dick"
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:19 |
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MF_James posted:Ok, I thought this was like icy-hot levels of poo poo, not just "woah it feels like an icecube just wrapped itself around my dick" If you've ever used tea tree shampoo down there it's like that times five
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:21 |
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Me [29F] with my bf[30M] of a little over a year , upset over my "casual and laid back " attitudequote:Me [29] with bf [30] of a little over a year, is upset over my "casual and laid back"attitude
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:21 |
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*busts into girlfriends house through window wearing hockey mask and revving chainsaw* I LOVE YOU BABY I JUST WANT TO TALK
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:23 |
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Jeza posted:*busts into girlfriends house through window wearing hockey mask and revving chainsaw* it was a small mistake (because he didn't murder her) and it's his first break in so really, it's hypocritcal of these so-called-liberals to want to throw him into the criminal justice system
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:24 |
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Haifisch posted:Me [29F] with my bf[30M] of a little over a year , upset over my "casual and laid back " attitude Death to non-punctuals. Although in this one case it's not really her fault there was a major storm.
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:28 |
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Haifisch posted:Me [29F] with my bf[30M] of a little over a year , upset over my "casual and laid back " attitude So, this story is a little confusing, she booked at 15 day vacation with her best friend (who she is seeing for the first time in 3 years? or for the literal first time after being besties for 3 years) without telling her BF until it was all planned and booked? I'd be pretty loving miffed if I was BF. Then I got to the BF going insane part, so ok he's also crazy. Then she admits she's habitually late, people that admit this ALWAYS down play it, so she's even more on my shitlist. Both of these people are idiots, but I side with the boyfriend here despite him going nuclear. I agree that him being mad about her missing the flight because of a thunderstorm is laughable, honestly they shouldn't have booked a flight with some crazy strict time-line (boyfriend's fault) but I could see him being mad considering the whole vacation booking thing and her being a habitually late person
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:30 |
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Baronjutter posted:Death to non-punctuals. Although in this one case it's not really her fault there was a major storm. If the storm was that bad, wouldn't it also delay flights? Also this is why you plan to show up at an airport 2 hours early
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:31 |
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Baronjutter posted:Death to non-punctuals. Although in this one case it's not really her fault there was a major storm.
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:31 |
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girl pants posted:it's not that it burns... it's that the peppermint sensation is pretty... strong, if you're not used to it. Holy poo poo, idk why but that story has me crying trying to hold back laughter in my office, thank you.
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:31 |
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"how could I have seen this coming?" Says the man in a relationship with a person who admits to not caring about other people's scheduling, when faced with another example of his girlfriend not caring about his scheduling. Joking aside they are both garbage and deserve each other. Him because he's a tantrum-throwing baby who forces vacations to end early and her because "oh whoops I'm late again haha I'm so whimsical!"
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:38 |
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All she had to do was say no, I'm not ending my vacation early. I mean she might have still been dumped but geez. I can handle 15 days apart from my partner.
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:41 |
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Bonus:quote:[–]Cyonella 23 points 4 months ago
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:46 |
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Haifisch posted:Bonus: Doesn't value anyone else's time, sounds like a normal human being to me
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:49 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:All she had to do was say no, I'm not ending my vacation early. I mean she might have still been dumped but geez. I can handle 15 days apart from my partner. That part is where it goes off the rails. BF is like “no 15 is too high, best I can do is 12” like he’s at the antiques loving roadshow?
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:51 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:That part is where it goes off the rails. What immediately sticks out to me are the signs of emotional damage here and here around the corners from wear and poor handling. Also to be perfectly frank a woman in her twenties with poor decision making skills and regard for others really isn’t that rare. I’m afraid that at market this piece wouldn’t even be worth your time. Also stop wearing that tuxedo shirt it looks ridiculous. Have I [26/F] blown it with this guy [22/M]? I kinda told him to go F himself. quote:So I've known this guy for about 8 months. We're just friends as it stands, but it hasn't always been that way. When we first met, he was really into me and he often came onto me after we'd had a few drinks. We ended up having a sort of friends w/ benefits arrangement for a couple of months. It kind of fizzled out when we both had a lot going on in our lives, especially him -- he had a lot of personal stresses. But we still remained friends throughout and ended up developing quite a close bond. Suddenly we'd be calling each other up every other day, talking about our feelings and stuff. I don’t want either of these people to date so they should be together to spare the rest.
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# ? Jan 11, 2018 23:59 |
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apparently the google sexist has a gf and i dont. i am sad
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 00:01 |
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Alexa, Hold me gently.
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fruit on the bottom posted:Alexa, hi im sam esmail. i hate corporations ps PRODUCT PLACEMENT WITH AMAZON BABY
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maskenfreiheit posted:apparently the google sexist has a gf and i dont. Have we seen photos of her or anything to substantiate that she's a person and not a realdoll with an Alexa thing crudely jammed in it
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 00:06 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Trigger warning: per murder. In almost all of these posts I imagine myself coldly walking out the door and severing, but I would have completely lost my poo poo if that happened to me.
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 00:07 |
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I like homeopathic soap because it doesn't get all sudsy like normal soap and doesn't dry out my skin. It's really gentle, no worse than water.
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 00:09 |
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I'm [28M] thinking about ending my 15 year relationship with my cheating girlfriend [28F].quote:My girlfriend and I have been dating since early high school and generally happy for most of it. We've been living together for 5ish years. Unfortunately, she's needed to "find herself" a few times throughout the relationship which has led to her cheating and us calling it off for ~6 months each time. It's now happening again and I think I'm just going to wash my hands of the whole relationship. The cheating is the biggest component of that, but she also lies compulsively and due to a family who sweeps literally every problem under the rug instead of dealing with it, is completely unequipped and unwilling to communicate with me and work on fixing things. More on this throughout the rest of the post.
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girl pants posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isotretinoin#Adverse_effects What kind of women is this that she doesn't get into the social grooming behavior backne triggers? Note: I am a woman.
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girl pants posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isotretinoin#Adverse_effects It makes me wonder how many people have acne due to that stuff, because my derm never once brought it up and just prescribed me tons of different poo poo. Khorne fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Jan 12, 2018 |
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Khorne posted:I'm [28M] thinking about ending my 15 year relationship with my cheating girlfriend [28F]. I assume the update was inviting all of reddit to their wedding?
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Bored posted:What kind of women is this that she doesn't get into the social grooming behavior backne triggers? Agreed. Go Dr. Pimple Popper on that (without scalpels).
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girl pants posted:it's not that it burns... it's that the peppermint sensation is pretty... strong, if you're not used to it. Also if you run out of toilet paper and just have tissues on hand, make sure they are not the soothing Vicks ones. Yes, I know this from experience.
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 01:22 |
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What's the deal with women?
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 01:28 |
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Khorne posted:It makes me wonder how many people have acne due to that stuff, because my derm never once brought it up and just prescribed me tons of different poo poo. Part of why I stuck with my dermatologist is because he went straight to stuff that worked and didn't waste my time with "did you try cleaning regimen XYZ? what specific products are you using? have you tried not eating this category of food?" bullshit. Which is good, because it turns out none of that stuff is actually going to help with hormonal acne that turned into cystic acne. It can help maintain nice skin afterwards, but it's never going to treat the root cause for certain types of acne.
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Midnight Voyager posted:Also if you run out of toilet paper and just have tissues on hand, make sure they are not the soothing Vicks ones.
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# ? Jan 12, 2018 01:32 |
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I [25M] have been dating with [23F], direct contact is great, indirect don't know if she's even alive.quote:K here's the deal. For the past 1.5 months I've been dating this girl. I knew her via a friend at a party (only made short small talk), bumped into her 3-4 months later while I was working (I work at a bar). Talked to her some more, she added me to Facebook, I went on a trip to New Zealand, came back 1 month later, asked her out, she said yes.
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I checked into octopus present situation some more because I think it'd be amazing to have an octopus and I think the guy is more of a moron than the thread even gave him credit for. Even 60 seconds of google research would have told him that the tank probably needs to be cycled (getting a functional and stable bacterial nitrogen cycle happening) for ~90 days before it'll do anything other than nearly instantly kill the octopus. On top of that the average lifespan of a typical captive octopus is less than a year so it's kind of a lovely pet to begin with. I do give the guy credit for a pretty thoughtful and sweet idea it just also happened to be a really stupid idea that he should have nearly instantly realized. I probably will NOT guy myself an octopus because they apparently need fed every day or two and I go out of town for a week at a time a lot.
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