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DACK FAYDEN posted:Can I borrow your poop knife bro What else is there to say?
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 07:07 |
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This one is eerie My [34/M] wife [35/F] disappeared to California for 6 months, everything is weird now quote:I love my wife more than anything, and after 10 years of dating, we got married 3 years ago. She had a really rough childhood. Her dad had dropped out of med school and had been relying on his wife's job as a receptionist and familial donations while he wrote his great American novel. The book was a complete failure, and he fell into a heavy depression. He became an alcoholic, left his wife and 3 kids, and died by 40. My wife never had enough, she was raised in poverty. She wanted to do better, and go to school for law, but never had the money and waited tables for years until she met me. I was lucky to have wealthy parents, and they helped get her into school. We've had our ups and downs, but we do very well. My wife and I have an 8 month old son, and a 2 year old daughter. She tells me how happy she is all the time, and I thought things were good. I feel like the next update is going to come from his friend, who will end his tale with a horrid description of a thing on his doorstep.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 07:09 |
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DACK FAYDEN posted:Can I borrow your poop knife bro It's currently flooding the front page of imgur right now. Also I feel like it's a repeat?
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 07:12 |
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That's some body snatcher rear end poo poo right there.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 07:14 |
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ArbitraryC posted:i'm not assuming anything it's by her own words. Literally everything there for someone taking advantage of a drunk person to have sex is in that post, including the regretful aftermath. The only mitigating factor is that she claimed once she was in his room with him he was the one pursuing it, which is something someone who sexually assaulted another person would say to cover their rear end. I think if you accept the post is real at all, you have to accept the stated facts. Of course you can interpret different people's different experiences of those facts (e.g., one person is silent because they're scared, the other person assumes they're into it), but once you think the facts are completely made up, there's no point to discussing it. Anne Whateley fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Jan 13, 2018 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:This one is eerie He needs to serve her with divorce papers before the kids get used to her again and go for full custody.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 07:16 |
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therobit posted:He needs to serve her with divorce papers before the kids get used to her again and go for full custody. Yeah pretty much, a crazy person around kids is not a good idea. Is that schizophrenia or something if it's hitting her around same age as her father? Although I thought that was always before 30.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 07:20 |
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quote:I feel like if I get a divorce or even threaten, I might be lost without closure
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 07:22 |
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Rad Russian posted:Yeah pretty much, a crazy person around kids is not a good idea. Is that schizophrenia or something if it's hitting her around same age as her father? Although I thought that was before 30. It's a makeover: old her in the garbage, new her in display case. Or maybe she had a stroke.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 07:23 |
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[quote="“Absurd Alhazred”" post="“480230954”"] This one is eerie My [34/M] wife [35/F] disappeared to California for 6 months, everything is weird now I feel like the next update is going to come from his friend, who will end his tale with a horrid description of a thing on his doorstep. [/quote] I hope he left out a bunch of details where he tried to contact her and stuff. Because it reads like she just left and all he has to say is “Oh well.” If my spouse just skipped town one day and was gone 6 months I’d either assume he’d gone crazy and/or was dead. I certainly wouldn’t be welcoming him back, at any rate. Especially with two young kids, what the hell.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 07:27 |
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Anne Whateley posted:You aren't going by her words, you're saying she's a lying liar who lied about like 95% of the facts. If she is such a liar, of course she would also say he was conscious and they were having a conversation, also just to cover her rear end. So why not assume she was lying about that stuff too? *person flees own room in middle of the night after sexual encounter after sobering up* "they obviously wanted it"
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 07:30 |
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xpostPittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:I have completely ruined my life by having an affair with a rich man's daughter.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 07:40 |
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Hahaha, good
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 07:44 |
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My (24F) husband (28M) of one year thinks that buying books is a waste of money and spacequote:My husband and I have been married for one year and together for 3 years in total. Get a divorce? Why did you marry this person?
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 07:45 |
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Rad Russian posted:Yeah pretty much, a crazy person around kids is not a good idea. Is that schizophrenia or something if it's hitting her around same age as her father? Although I thought that was always before 30. In women, there's a second peak of delusions/schizophrenia in middle age, although it seems this lady is too young for that.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 07:47 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:My (24F) husband (28M) of one year thinks that buying books is a waste of money and space How do people progress so far in relationships before this kind of poo poo comes up?
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 08:33 |
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The Snoo posted:xpost Oh yeah, this guy that pissed on his affair partner with his urine. Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:yepppp Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:She told her I was her pet for gently caress's sake At least he's in therapy and quitting drinking.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 08:44 |
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value-brand cereal posted:Oh yeah, this guy that pissed on his affair partner with his urine. And he stopped being her pet?! IN THIS ECONOMY?!
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 08:48 |
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value-brand cereal posted:At least he's ... quitting drinking. pfffft lol
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 09:06 |
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woah woah woah... a second bookshelf? what are you, some kind of nerd?
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 10:56 |
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Rubellavator posted:She's obviously very ugly there's no other explanation
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 13:05 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:My [22M] girlfriend [22F] constantly asks for piggyback rides and its exhausting. Khorne fucked around with this message at 15:19 on Jan 13, 2018 |
# ? Jan 13, 2018 13:59 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:This one is eerie drat spooky imo. Shouldn't he be flipping his poo poo? Also asking to see her Shining-esque manuscript?
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 15:20 |
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He should find out which Rich ex lover she murdered before returning home
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 16:57 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:In women, there's a second peak of delusions/schizophrenia in middle age, although it seems this lady is too young for that. Maybe, maybe not. I found this info from looking up ‘schizophrenia onset’ quote:Schizophrenia is a disease that typically begins in early adulthood; between the ages of 15 and 25. Men tend to develop schizophrenia slightly earlier than women; whereas most males become ill between 16 and 25 years old, most females develop symptoms several years later, and the incidence in women is noticably higher in women after age 30. The average age of onset is 18 in men and 25 in women. Schizophrenia onset is quite rare for people under 10 years of age, or over 40 years of age. The diagram below demonstrates the general "age of onset" trends for schizophrenia in men and women, from a representative study on the topic. The diagram mentioned showed an uptick between 30 and 40 for women, so it could be a later onset case? Whatever the cause was, I doubt we’ll ever get resolution because the OP deleted the post. E: also, considering she left when the younger child was two months old, I’m wondering if she had severe unchecked PPD or something. LadyPictureShow fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Jan 13, 2018 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:E: also, considering she left when the younger child was two months old, I’m wondering if she had severe unchecked PPD or something. Yeah that's just downright bizarre behavior. Reminds me a bit of "A Doll's House".
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 17:59 |
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ArbitraryC posted:*person flees own room in middle of the night after sexual encounter after sobering up* Anne Whateley posted:I didn't say he was lying or anything like that, I don't think he was. I do think he has some weird poo poo going on, which is what I said.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 18:34 |
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Anne Whateley posted:Jesus Christ, it's impossible to have a conversation with you. I never said or thought anything like that. Not only did I never say that, I explicitly said I wasn't saying that. Maybe it was a coyote ugly scenario he didn't want to admit to his chums. Uhg yeah I'm drunk and horny and this chick wants to bang sweet....Ok I'm sober and holy poo poo she is not even remotely attractive that was a loving mistake she took advantage of me bro! I didn't even want to!
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 18:41 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:E: also, considering she left when the younger child was two months old, I’m wondering if she had severe unchecked PPD or something. She almost assuredly started this little trip with PPD. Who knows what she did to get over it but it clearly didn't include getting back to a place to rejoin her family.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 19:05 |
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Capri Sun Tzu posted:Magic cards, the original loot boxes Pretty impressive you made it this far without noticing baseball cards.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 19:07 |
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tactlessbastard posted:She almost assuredly started this little trip with PPD. Who knows what she did to get over it but it clearly didn't include getting back to a place to rejoin her family. Someone said the phrase that activated her hidden assassin programming. Did any Russian nationals or nuclear physics professors die mysteriously while she was gone?
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 19:09 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:Someone said the phrase that activated her hidden assassin programming. Did any Russian nationals or nuclear physics professors die mysteriously while she was gone? I was gonna say it was the PPD thing but I'm changing my guess to this. I'm [25f] not interested in the fetish my husband [26m]and I use to share before the birth of our baby anymore. Married 2 years. He feels deprived and is now calling me selfish. What else can I do? quote:I posted this a little earlier but there were some mistakes I had to fix. I really need to resolve this issue with him as quickly as possible, because I'm at my wit's end with him honestly. My husband and I have been together for 8 years, married for 2. We've never had any major problems until now. This might sound weird at first but here's the thing. My husband has a obsession with a specific part of my body--my boobs. This was a big part of our sex life, and it's literally what he's obsessed with when we have our sexy times. But after our baby was born 3 months ago, things have changed. We both knew (or so I thought) about the changes that would occur when the baby got here. Now this is becoming a daily argument. This is extremely common with new mothers and I hope they can come to some sort of understanding where he's patient while she learns to see herself as a sexual being again but probably he's going to push her away until she's disgusted by the concept of sex and then he's going to cheat on her because she freaks out every time he comes near her. Also lol at their shared fetish being "boobs". girl pants fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Jan 13, 2018 |
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Outrail posted:Maybe it was a coyote ugly scenario he didn't want to admit to his chums. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uivbBu1pXRg
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La Brea Carpet posted:Someone said the phrase that activated her hidden assassin programming. Did any Russian nationals or nuclear physics professors die mysteriously while she was gone? I’m changing my guess to ‘received a letter from long-lost estranged identical twin asking her to come visit in Cali’. Your wife is gone, dude. It’s her twin!. Your real wife got dumped into the Pacific Ocean.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 19:23 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:I’m changing my guess to ‘received a letter from long-lost estranged identical twin asking her to come visit in Cali’. Your wife is gone, dude. It’s her twin! If I've learned anything from daytime tv it's this: the twin definitely killed her.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 19:24 |
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How do I [28F] talk to my boyfriend [30M] about pooping on the bathroom counter? (Yes, you read that correctly.) AWildPooAppeared quote:Throwaway account for reasons that will become apparent.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 20:06 |
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Another one having unwittingly married a cat it seems.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 20:14 |
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I'm just curious how an alcoholic with what sounds like a terrible lifestyle was able to make two dry turds. Maybe he's related to the poop knife family.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 20:17 |
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Don't bring it up don't talk to him anymore just pack your poo poo and get out. Let him get drunk and fling his own poop oh my god. Why are there so many men pooping on and around the house. Why are men like this.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 20:18 |
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"Self-employed" okay so he also doesn't work, lady what are you getting out of this relationship
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 20:19 |