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Galarox posted:Just for you Crazy I keep thinking each new piece is my favorite, but then a new favorite comes along.
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Galarox posted:Just for you Crazy
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Preen Dog posted:https://robertsspaceindustries.com/spectrum/community/SC/forum/4/thread/i-have-been-cursed-as-a-ball-disappointed The worst kind of persistence. Trilobite posted:Erin's entire skeleton is slumping, taking on the appearance of an abandoned scoop of ice cream melting on the sidewalk (symbolically linked to a childhood joy ruined carelessly that no one will ever even attempt to save). Even in a single frame, the drama is almost too much to take.
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 01:16 |
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Wow! Deep cover goon go troll this guy! By agreeing with: "The only valid criticism of SC is that it is too ambitious" and "We can't say the game will fail, nor can we say it will be a success" (I'm not on or I would)
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Preen Dog posted:I don't know, any game can be slow if you code it poorly. The engine isn't going to stop you from using inefficient algorithms or neglecting optimization. It's guaranteed that SC has basically no optimization at all, as the application is just a crude front for a funding vehicle. They even spin this as a positive, implying that the performance is bad because of "fidelity". You can cut the performance of an application by any amount just by adding one unnecessary computation. Some things they're definitely screwing up: Reminder that Prey looks fantastic, runs with 'localised physics grids' (transitions between rooms on the same level were gravity/air act differently) and is as smooth as loving butter, all on Cryengine. Galarox posted:Just for you Crazy The scene where the marketing guru explains his view on economics to Caesar would fit perfectly.
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 01:27 |
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Galarox posted:Thanks! Still working on my special Titanic shop... about 4 hours in now and having real trouble making it work, but I'll get there. Hint: it is based upon the D450, one of my fave shitposts that you did. Haha. I have faith anything you do will be utterly fantastic. You’ve got some seriously mad and awesome talent, friend!
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Breetai posted:Reminder that Prey looks fantastic, runs with 'localised physics grids' (transitions between rooms on the same level were gravity/air act differently) and is as smooth as loving butter, all on Cryengine. lol I did actually do that and posted it. The marketing guru (Preposterus in UK english editions) is, in fact, a caricature of Jaques Chiraq, sometime French President from around the time that he was a rising political star and the mayor of Paris I believe. I can dig it up if you like, but it really wasn't my best work. I just changed "menhir" to "Jpeg" - or rather "jaypegg" on that particular page. Galarox fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Jan 14, 2018 |
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ManofManyAliases posted:You're a loving idiot. And furthermore. ----------------
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Galarox posted:with thanks to Bofast and thanks to the others who responded, but Bofast's was perfect imo. ----------------
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ManofManyAliases posted:You're a loving idiot. And furthermore. It must really suck that a game youve spent thousands on is going ro be this generations Hellgate: London.
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 02:43 |
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*scrolling past image* More like The B-team *scrolls back to check text*
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I've never even glanced in the direction of star citizen and I'm gonna go ahead and guess the delta patcher is not actually in.
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Galarox posted:lol I did actually do that and posted it. The marketing guru (Preposterus in UK english editions) is, in fact, a caricature of Jaques Chiraq, sometime French President from around the time that he was a rising political star and the mayor of Paris I believe. I can dig it up if you like, but it really wasn't my best work. I just changed "menhir" to "Jpeg" - or rather "jaypegg" on that particular page. Yes, please!
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 02:54 |
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Hey it looks like OldSchoolCmdr is posting again. All day it seems.OldSchoolCmdr posted:There are 4 specific and highly damaging causes of action in this complaint.
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Glad to see Derek took a break from crafting 100% legally actionable blogs to post on Reddit. Keep doing what you're doing.
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Breetai posted:The scene where the marketing guru explains his view on economics to Caesar would fit perfectly. "You, a think tank?! All you think about is tanking up."
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Breetai posted:Yes, please!
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Virtual Captain posted:Hey it looks like OldSchoolCmdr is posting again. All day it seems. quote:OldSchoolCmdr posted: Cue Commandos... Derek! gently caress of Derek with your hate boner! (we really need a smilie for hate boner btw)
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Galarox posted:Wow! Deep cover goon go troll this guy! By agreeing with: "The only valid criticism of SC is that it is too ambitious" and "We can't say the game will fail, nor can we say it will be a success" You obviously are not on reddit, 'cuz that's not
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reignofevil posted:I've never even glanced in the direction of star citizen and I'm gonna go ahead and guess the delta patcher is not actually in. It's actually in! it's also something you can buy off-the-shelf to include in your game for cheap.
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 03:39 |
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Asterix was loving amazing, and lol @ how little you had to change it.
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trucutru posted:You obviously are not on reddit, 'cuz that's not lol. Well I said I wasn't didn't I? I dont touch that poop - the nearest I get is Mirificus, Dementropy et al's screen caps Still the call to a deep cover goon still stands
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Galarox posted:Cue Commandos... Derek! gently caress of Derek with your hate boner!
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trucutru posted:It's actually in! it's also something you can buy off-the-shelf to include in your game for cheap.
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Breetai posted:Asterix was loving amazing, and lol @ how little you had to change it. I have all the Asterix books and still regularly re-read them. I still occasionally catch jokes that I had previously missed, despite the fact that I have read them all many thousands of times, for instance it took me like 15 years of reading to understand that the Roman camp Totorum wasn't - as I pronounced it in my head - Toe-Torr-Um but Tot-of-Rum. Yes I'm slow
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Please don't dox me
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Galarox posted:lol. Well I said I wasn't didn't I? I dont touch that poop - the nearest I get is Mirificus, Dementropy et al's screen caps Actually, the good non-goons at the elite forums do a pretty good job at destroying those arguments, although in a more civilized, less funny way that the one we're used to around here. Their main problem is that they can (and do) get super-trolled easily in the most transparent ways. But such is the fate of space game fans. A deep-cover goon farting in the general direction of the troll would be given a hand-slap, while volumes worth of rebuttals are written instead.
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Letting me tell you about how we stopped giving attention to Derek Smart by constantly talking about him.
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grimcreaper posted:It must really suck that a game youve spent thousands on is going ro be this generations Hellgate: London. Counterpoint, unlike Star Citizen at least Hellgate: London managed to slog to a retail release. I'm pretty sure that SC isn't even going to make it that far. Viscous Soda fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Jan 14, 2018 |
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kilus aof posted:Letting me tell you about how we stopped giving attention to Derek Smart by constantly talking about him. Ok own up! - Who else (apart from me) has an extensive criminal record? I mean, I know I only have 3 convictions for littering, 2 for lurking with intent to comit bad things on the internet, 4 for going armed with words with intent to hurt, 74 for misuse of salacious language and 1 for moral turpitude... So I clearly fall into the criminal class that that clown is refering to but.. I never post on (if that is )
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Galarox posted:I have all the Asterix books and still regularly re-read them. I still occasionally catch jokes that I had previously missed, despite the fact that I have read them all many thousands of times, for instance it took me like 15 years of reading to understand that the Roman camp Totorum wasn't - as I pronounced it in my head - Toe-Torr-Um but Tot-of-Rum. Yes I'm slow I think I am only missing one out of the entire collection, I was quite young when I started collecting them, the first one being a very hefty hardback 'annual' version of 6 seperate books in one. They are great reads that have aged really well, they don't suffer from feeling 'dated' at all. I forget the year they started printing them but it must be over 30 years ago now. Even have a bunch of vhs tapes with the few animated versions of the books on, if I remember right, Bill Oddie did Asterix' voice and Brian Blessed did a Roman generals voice in one of them. (loving love your art btw, always know a pshop is good if you are the first to post it) Galarox posted:Ok own up! - Who else (apart from me) has an extensive criminal record? I mean, I know I only have 3 convictions for littering, 2 for lurking with intent to comit bad things on the internet, 4 for going armed with words with intent to hurt, 74 for misuse of salacious language and 1 for moral turpitude... So I clearly fall into the criminal class that that clown is refering to but.. I never post on (if that is ) I got a parking ticket and a speeding fine on the same day about 19 years ago, does that count? That's my life of crime out in the open, finally Sabreseven fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Jan 14, 2018 |
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Breetai posted:Asterix was loving amazing, and lol @ how little you had to change it. Even the categories sync up perfectly. The endless crashes and lag at 1-5 FPS certainly isn't C (fun, as in most videogames in at least some way) and literally the only reason to be a proud shitizen is and always will be D, to make others envious. It's amazing how this beautifully explains how haughty and arrogant every last one of CIG's defenders always are, how unwilling they are to concede even the tiniest possibility that people who don't like Star Citizen could be anything but filthy plebs who can't appreciate true art and that anyone who could should rightfully be envious of the shitizen's autism chariot.
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Galarox posted:I have all the Asterix books and still regularly re-read them. I still occasionally catch jokes that I had previously missed, despite the fact that I have read them all many thousands of times, for instance it took me like 15 years of reading to understand that the Roman camp Totorum wasn't - as I pronounced it in my head - Toe-Torr-Um but Tot-of-Rum. Yes I'm slow The bit at the end of Asterix and the Germans where the Visigoths leave Gaul after getting the poo poo kicked out of them and say "So, ve go! But ve komm back!" is loving sublime.
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I need a weapon like this.
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Breetai posted:The bit at the end of Asterix and the Germans where the Visigoths leave Gaul after getting the poo poo kicked out of them and say "So, ve go! But ve komm back!" is loving sublime. I hate to be a pedant but... That's actually a quote from the first Asterix Book - Asterix the Gaul, and it's at the begining, on the first page actually. In the one you refer to (Asterix and the Goths) they gently caress up Germania by feeding magic potion to a bunch of losers to trick them into civil war at the end. But yeah it's a good line. ...I feel a bit like Alan Partridge now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVasnOcPm9c
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OMG - dancy cat is on
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