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girl pants posted:Me [21 M] with my GF [21 F](and almost 2 yr old son.. not mine) of 1yr and almost a half, is she using me? I don't think anyone believes for one second that the toddler broke all those things while he was away.
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girl pants posted:not enough dog dicks for Supernatural. With these types it's always some nonthreatening upper class British dude. What? That’s gotta be some weird tumblr poo poo. ‘Look at my fanart of Kirk and Spock... only they both have dog dicks!’ I just pick those three because Walking Dead and Supernstural have been in air long enough for some weird obsession to start very early. In our hearts, we all know it’s Cumberbatch.
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ReadingZucchini posted:i'm putting my money on Benedict Cumberbatch I hope it's Seth Rogen, personally.
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Haifisch posted:My [29F] Grandma [70s] thinks it's my responsibility to share my 'resources' with my irresponsible Uncle's [50s] family. She takes our stuff away too and gives it to them (including a house). She mentions moving to a more "advanced country" so I'm curious where the family is from as different cultures can have incredibly different ideas on the levels of support family must give each other.
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Jan 16, 2018 18:39
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Baronjutter posted:She mentions moving to a more "advanced country" so I'm curious where the family is from as different cultures can have incredibly different ideas on the levels of support family must give each other. She brings that up a bit in the comments: quote:I see what you mean, my country is indeed family orientated, however you are expected to help your parents practically only and your siblings financially or help them get a job interview or something. I had sent some money / get stuff for my brother while he was unemployed, but of course I didn't pass it through Grandma Customs - none of her business. It sounds like there's a (pretty reasonable) level of cultural assumption that you'll support your family to the best of your abilities, but her grandma takes it way too far, even if you're already prepared to support family members materially.
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My [26F] live-in boyfriend [34M] of 2 years won't accept that he can't have other intimate fetish experiences in our "monogamous" relationshipquote:My boyfriend and I started dating 2.5 years ago and I moved into his flat after a few very intense months. We were madly in love and started having thoughts about marriage, which was the first time in my live and very untypical for me as I used to have rather calm and harmonic relationships. Fast forward by 2 years and I feel like I’m emotionally completely unstable with a brittle self-confidence. While it seemed in the very beginning that we would have a lot of similarities (hobbies, opinions, sexual interest in bdsm), we are now fighting almost weekly about substantial point of views/personal needs/sexuality. quote:Thank you also for your reply. It does hurt and he knows it. In his defence he would say that he didn't point out the unattractiveness that often lately. (Though it was a major issue when I went through a cosmetic procedure where he hated the result) quote:Thank you for your reply. While I recognize that he looks a lot like emotional abuse (especially now with actually having it written down), I was looking for a little bit more than just the advise to run. I'll try to talk with him about what ultimately is more important to him, though I admit that it takes a lot of strength to do so. quote:I think you're right in that. It might be that I'm very hesitant because it's difficult for me to find a partner in the country I live as foreigner in. (Or even to find a new apartment.) I'm afraid I might be hanging in for also very selfish motives. Whelp. Baronjutter posted:She mentions moving to a more "advanced country" so I'm curious where the family is from as different cultures can have incredibly different ideas on the levels of support family must give each other. Greece. Randler fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Jan 16, 2018 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:What? That’s gotta be some weird tumblr poo poo. ‘Look at my fanart of Kirk and Spock... only they both have dog dicks!’  I have such sights to show you. Google "omegaverse". Actually, don't, it's gross. Roleplay is a pretty good search term: My [35m]Husband has been cheating on me[25F] habitually in furry chatrooms quote:u/bebrx
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Jan 16, 2018 19:01
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Anne Whateley posted:Literally nobody is defending heckling. i will. heckling is good, and fun.
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Jan 16, 2018 19:03
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Azerban posted:i will. heckling is good, and fun. i still chuckle thinking about going to a paton "bloodguzzler" oswalt live show and hearing some drunk idiot yell out "hey whatever happened to the burger suit??"
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girl pants posted:
Careful, catgirls are just the gateway into full on furry.
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Haifisch posted:My [24M] gay friend fell out with me [24M] because I said being gay was a disease But being gay is a disease. I was totally straight until I let my hot gay friend(it's platonic, lol) bottom me, and now I can't stop being attracted to men. I caught gay from him!
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My wife and I [mid 40a M/F] Bought our Married friends [mid 40 M/F] I practical Christmas gift. They got offended and no longer want to be our friendsquote:We have been friends with this couple for 3+years. For Christmas each year, we try and get them something that they would find beneficial. This year, we struggled and decided to purchase them an Add on Bidet. Our family has been using bidets for many years. Our youngest has been using a bidet since he was two and potty training was so much easier with him, because of the it. Our friends have 3 children (2 under the age of 3) We have found the bidet to be very helpful in keeping everyone clean. Our thought process was that this would be helpful for not only them, but also their young children. After giving them the gift, we did not hear back from them for the longest time. Today, I went to the gym where I met the husband. He informed me that he and his wife felt that we were insinuating their relationship by implying that it was in the toilet. This was shocking to hear. We are not the kind of people to purchase a gag gift. nor are we the type that would go out of their way, to make such a crass statement. We actually really appreciate how well these two get along and cherish their friendship. I have apologized for the misunderstanding, but I feel the damage is done. To clear up some confusion. This is the product I gifted them B'idet Mate!
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Jan 16, 2018 19:20
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coolusername posted:Are open relationships today's theme? "being turned on by women despite being married makes me a unique snowflake," said the man while pushing his marriage straight into an avalanche
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Jan 16, 2018 19:21
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I'd love a bidet as a gift, what the hell is wrong with those people
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"implying our relationship was in the toilet" lol what the gently caress
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La Brea Carpet posted:My wife and I [mid 40a M/F] Bought our Married friends [mid 40 M/F] I practical Christmas gift. They got offended and no longer want to be our friends Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha
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Drunk Nerds posted:"being turned on by women despite being married makes me a unique snowflake," said the man while pushing his marriage straight into an avalanche you don't understand, denying yourself of literally anything you wanted for even a moment is goddamn impossible. how are you supposed to live your authentic truth???????
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:you don't understand, denying yourself of literally anything you wanted for even a moment is goddamn impossible. how are you supposed to live your authentic truth??????? Speaking of this dumb bullshit idea, does anybody have a mirror to that article where the guy wrote about how he pushed his wife into an open relationship and then she left him for her yoga instructor? There was a lot about Burning Man in it and he ended up in a relationship with another woman where they described themselves as "partnered relationship anarchists". I'd like to read that again because I hate myself, if anybody has it. My (F 26) husband (M 27) has naked pictures of my sister (F 25) on his phone. quote:submitted an hour ago * by Mymisterandmysister
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LadyPictureShow posted:What? That’s gotta be some weird tumblr poo poo. ‘Look at my fanart of Kirk and Spock... only they both have dog dicks!’ Oh wow, well you set a survey stake and discovered an infinite rabbit hole. Supernatural Fans are the most notoriously hosed up fan base for any "normal" show Yes, dog dick incest fanfics included, sadly
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Jan 16, 2018 19:33
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girl pants posted:My (F 26) husband (M 27) has naked pictures of my sister (F 25) on his phone. This poor girl really needs therapy after she divorces her idiot husband. She rationalizes her husband and her sister together in the most unhealthy ways. "She's the baby of the family and no one will care." "My husband finds her annoying and can't stand her." There's just so much resentment and denial. It's kind of sad and I hope she gets over her issues and becomes a stronger person without her husband and dumbass family. 
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La Brea Carpet posted:My wife and I [mid 40a M/F] Bought our Married friends [mid 40 M/F] I practical Christmas gift. They got offended and no longer want to be our friends Dammit! I saw this and knew it had to be posted here. I want a bidet but to gift it to someone... It's the gift that says "we think you don't know how to wipe".
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Jan 16, 2018 19:51
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I got a bidet attachment for my toilet and it's fuckin great. My parents tried it and I bought them two for Xmas it was the easiest gift I've ever had to get for them.
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girl pants posted:My (F 26) husband (M 27) has naked pictures of my sister (F 25) on his phone.
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Me [41 M] with my wife[39 F] married 16 years. I thought we were trying to have kids but she has been sabotaging our chances.quote:u/Substitutablesocks Well that was depressing.
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Capri Sun Tzu posted:I guess it's possible he really didn't know about them. As unlikely as that sounds it seems more likely than knowing they were there and then FORGETTING and handing his wife his phone and saying, "check out the pictures" there's just enough weirdness here to make me wonder if maybe the pictures were genuinely planted there by the sister. Milotic posted:Me [41 M] with my wife[39 F] married 16 years. I thought we were trying to have kids but she has been sabotaging our chances. 
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Capri Sun Tzu posted:I guess it's possible he really didn't know about them. As unlikely as that sounds it seems more likely than knowing they were there and then FORGETTING and handing his wife his phone and saying, "check out the pictures" Yeah, that's the thing making him seem probably not guilty, but lol at the wife trying to rationalize it with "Oh, he doesn't like taking family photos, so why would he ever have a naked picture  ?
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As he acknowledges, it’s not so much the deception - more that she told others the truth. Still, congrats to her for imploding a good thing with just one sentence: Me [34 M] with my fiancé [33F] together 2 years, admitted she preferred sex with ex quote:u/Throwaway9101984
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Jan 16, 2018 20:15
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Haha get over it dude. It's almost a guarantee whoever you're with male or female they've probably had better sex before.
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girl pants posted:
I'm trying to think of a sadder way to cheat on one's partner than "sex roleplay with furry camgirls," and I'm not sure I can think of one. Even sex roleplay with non-camgirl furries might mean they actually like you.
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Al Borland Corp. posted:Haha get over it dude. It's almost a guarantee whoever you're with male or female they've probably had better sex before. This is why a lot of dudes get obsessed with virgins.
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Yeah there is a Grand Canyon of difference between “yeah I love everything about you and want to marry you and be with you for the rest of my life and after a lot of drunken peer pressure from friends sure your dick isn’t quite as big as my ex’s” and “break up”. Yeah it’s hard to hear and unflattering and is a nut punch right at the center of man’s main insecurity but it’s also only as big of a deal as this dudes ego wants to make it. Flip the genders, have the guy admit that sure his ex’s boobs were bigger than his fiancée’s and it’d be the exact same situation.
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her fuckup, like a huge amount of fuckups across the board, happened because she was trying to maintain multiple narratives. maybe she was trying to better fit the vibe of her friend group by joking about sex with him and doesn't really feel that way, or maybe she does! doesn't matter tho. what matters is that you commit to one personal narrative and consistently perform it. you can't be flailing all about with your potential thoughts and opinions on things, it's goddamn irresponsible
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Milotic posted:Me [41 M] with my wife[39 F] married 16 years. I thought we were trying to have kids but she has been sabotaging our chances. It's over. Do marriage counselors ever tell the patients that they need to divorce? It doesn't get anymore irreconcilable than one person wanting kids and the other not, best case scenario one of them spends the rest of their relationship sad and bitter.
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Three Olives posted:It's over. Do marriage counselors ever tell the patients that they need to divorce? It doesn't get anymore irreconcilable than one person wanting kids and the other not, best case scenario one of them spends the rest of their relationship sad and bitter. The good ones will. Unethical ones will keep stringing doomed couples along for bonus $$$
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Baronjutter posted:This is why a lot of dudes get obsessed with virgins. Even a virgins masturbatory fantasies is probably much better than most partners can acheive
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Speaking as someone who's been in a similar situation in a past relationship: Assuming that you enjoy sex with your significant other, don't EVER go into detailed comparisons with past sexual partners. You can say stuff like "I really like it when you do this...", don't say "Eddie used to do this, can you do it too?". And in general, don't talk about that poo poo with your friends. Nobody REALLY cares how your partners compare, just say "the sex is awesome, no comparison". The only exception is if your partner really is awful at sex, then you need to let them know that poo poo so you can either fix it or get out before it ruins your relationship.
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30 Goddamned Dicks posted:Yeah there is a Grand Canyon of difference between “yeah I love everything about you and want to marry you and be with you for the rest of my life and after a lot of drunken peer pressure from friends sure your dick isn’t quite as big as my ex’s” and “break up”. mostly agree with you but I gotta say boobs::dick is a bad comparison imo. breasts are aesthetic, and the implication of the ex having a bigger dick is that he was better in bed because of it, not that she was more turned on by the sight of his enormous hog
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To be fair, it's not just a drunken thing she got pressured into lying about by her friends, she outright admitted it. Telling someone that they should get over it is easy, but it's not at all as easy to actually get over it. The guy is being pretty reasonable, here, I think; while he acknowledges that he sorta knew deep down that she was just stroking his ego, actually hearing that sort of thing said to your face and being humiliated by someone you care about loving hurts. He can either get over it and live with it, or he can't. Right now, it's looking like he can't, and he should break up because of that.
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Al Borland Corp. posted:Haha get over it dude. It's almost a guarantee whoever you're with male or female they've probably had better sex before. Yup, and insecure weirdos like this dude should get it over because his fiancée is with him because he's a cool guy who she loves. Not because he has the biggest dick she's seen, which is strongly superficial compared to the many other qualities important to a marriage partner. Still, it is kind of mean to talk about their private sex life with friends, but he should get it over and move the heck on! Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 20:44 on Jan 16, 2018 |
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30 Goddamned Dicks posted:Yeah there is a Grand Canyon of difference between “yeah I love everything about you and want to marry you and be with you for the rest of my life and after a lot of drunken peer pressure from friends sure your dick isn’t quite as big as my ex’s” and “break up”. A lot of people just have crippling insecurities and assume if they aren't their partners 100% and the best they've ever had in every way then obviously they aren't good enough and their partner will cheat on them. It's pretty much the same problem as people flipping out if their partner is bi. I've even seen people do the same thing for race, assuming it's some sort of fetish. "Oh you dated a black guy before?!?!" and getting all insecure about penis size and how she'll obviously always be pining for a black man because he as a white man can't satisfy her needs for that. Often it isn't even an actual worry about cheating, it's just that they can't handle the idea that they aren't their partner's alpha and omega.
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