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good relationship advice: don't trash talk your fianceé behind their back for bro points the visual of him sulking through the room to pee amidst everyone's shocked realization of what just happened... is amazing e: i guess it'd be "sister points" or whatever. she dun fukt up Cactus Ghost fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Jan 17, 2018 |
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a woman talks about how she would like to change a part of her man that cant be changed, if she could, "get over it lololol crybaby"
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Jan 17, 2018 03:35
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everytime i date someone new, i mock them to my friends at every opportunity. it works great.
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Jan 17, 2018 03:37
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Me with my SO, went through her somethingawful post history and discovered something shocking. Should I break up with her?quote:I didn't read the entire post, but here are the parts I read:
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Jan 17, 2018 03:38
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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:Girls, if you're with a guy and he asks about your ex's dick, just lie. Tell a little white lie and everything will be just fine. Doesn't matter if he says he can handle it. Doesn't matter if he's got you on tape. He's the biggest, he's the best, and anyway you weren't keeping score. Congratulations, your relationship is saved. Counterpoint, if someone goes out of their way to compare themself against your exes, just tell them the truth and watch them wilt because if they're dumb enough to ask they deserve everything they get.
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Jan 17, 2018 03:49
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Should have listened to you girl pants. But, I looked it up, and it’s time to burn down the internet. quote:‘Omegaverse elements included the submissive character going into heat, differentiated male biology, self-lubrication, fights for dominance, specific body postures to show submission, marathon sex, and a culture structured around differentiated biology’ Goddamn it, internet weirdos. When we all die in a nuclear holocaust, I’ll look up at the sky as the bombs fall and whisper ‘We deserve worse.’
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I have such sights to show you. Google "omegaverse". Actually, don't, it's gross.
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LadyPictureShow posted:Should have listened to you girl pants. But, I looked it up, and it’s time to burn down the internet. Your title is very appropriate.
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Jan 17, 2018 04:14
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Lone Goat posted:Counterpoint, if someone goes out of their way to compare themself against your exes, just tell them the truth and watch them wilt because if they're dumb enough to ask they deserve everything they get. If they are insecure enough to grill you about your exes, they are insecure enough that they won't believe you if you say they are better than your exes anyway.
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Jan 17, 2018 04:20
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S.D. posted:The Huffington Post - Love Will Be the Death of Us. Self-owning at its finest. Holy poo poo. First time I've read it, thank you so much for the link. Passed it around in my chat group of friends, and we've been reading it, posting quotes in chat, and laughing at it for nearly an hour now.
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Jan 17, 2018 04:27
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S.D. posted:The Huffington Post - Love Will Be the Death of Us. Self-owning at its finest. What should we do about repeated miscarriages and badly wanting children? Let's open our marriage because I kissed some women at Burning Man! I think I got whiplash when I saw that, what the hell.
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Lone Goat posted:Counterpoint, if someone goes out of their way to compare themself against your exes, just tell them the truth and watch them wilt because if they're dumb enough to ask they deserve everything they get. Yeah, but OP was minding his own business when that conversation just wandered in on him.
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LadyPictureShow posted:Should have listened to you girl pants. But, I looked it up, and it’s time to burn down the internet. I TRIED TO WARN YOU Midnight Voyager posted:What should we do about repeated miscarriages and badly wanting children? I think my favourite part of that was the part where his wife texted him to tell him she'd miscarried and he was like 'well the border guard was waving me forward so what could i doooooooooo but continue to go to burning maaaaaaaaaaan', leaving his wife alone to mourn the loss of their children while he parties in another country. and by 'favourite' i mean 'i hope this guy dies alone and unloved with only the knowledge that he is a huge piece of poo poo'
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tactlessbastard posted:Yeah, but OP was minding his own business when that conversation just wandered in on him. yeah. trashing on your fiancee's adequacy behind their back is lovely & a legit violation of trust; the specifics of which insecurity was being needled is irrelevant
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Jan 17, 2018 04:50
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Pff simply confessing that an ex was better in the sack is amateur hour compared to this method of torpedoing your relationship. I [36M] think of my ex [35F] when I have sex with my wife [34F], married 6 years together 8. Should I tell her? quote:Some background. I dated my ex for about 9 years, starting in high school. We broke up due to her changing her mind on having children. I met my wife not long after breaking up with my ex and I fell in love immediately. Now we're happily married with 3 kids. My ex is out of the picture and we're no contact. I have no idea where she is or what she's up to and I have no interest in contacting her.
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Jan 17, 2018 05:24
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LadyPictureShow posted:Should have listened to you girl pants. But, I looked it up, and it’s time to burn down the internet. That omegaverse poo poo is loving horrifying, yet somehow it's still not the worst fetish porn I've ever seen created for an audience of internet weirdo ladies with crazy hangups. No, not the erotic stories where they have sex with the Clown from It. The one that was an actual production for retail sale done on a mind-mindbogglingly high budget. Warnings:    Do not click unless you know you are prepared.Yes, said the company, we know what you want. A male x male game where the protagonist shits meat monster aliens and drives other men in a frenzy to gently caress him for it. Yes, said the fangirls, we will pay actual money for that, and for the merchandise, and even go so far as to translate that into other languages so everyone can enjoy it. Except for Catalina, who will see this listed in news for English language fan translations, and will never, ever, be able to forget it exists.
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Small-dick man has options: https://melmagazine.com/this-is-what-it-looks-like-when-a-guy-gets-a-dick-job-2d939c6f0777 There is hope for me yet...
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Catalina posted:That omegaverse poo poo is loving horrifying, yet somehow it's still not the worst fetish porn I've ever seen created for an audience of internet weirdo ladies with crazy hangups. No, not the erotic stories where they have sex with the Clown from It. The one that was an actual production for retail sale done on a mind-mindbogglingly high budget. how did i know this was gonna be sweet pool
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Blade Runner posted:Telling someone to just get over something like this is just kinda nonsense. Like, how? Is he just supposed to stop feeling bad about something that's making him feel real bad, and that his partner has admitted he should feel inadequate about? C'mon. Normally I'd say he just needs to be the bigger man.
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Bogus Adventure posted:Small-dick man has options: Does this thing actually increase the size of an erect penis though or just when it's flaccid? I guess one of them said it was like half an inch bigger when he was hard. Seems kind of dumb to spend $15,000 on making your flaccid penis bigger unless you're already rich, but what do I know. I did like the old nudist guy who got the procedure for his already big dick just so he could show off even more to the other guys in the locker room.
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Dr. S.O. Feelgood posted:Does this thing actually increase the size of an erect penis though or just when it's flaccid? I guess one of them said it was like half an inch bigger when he was hard. Seems kind of dumb to spend $15,000 on making your flaccid penis bigger unless you're already rich, but what do I know. I did like the old nudist guy who got the procedure for his already big dick just so he could show off even more to the other guys in the locker room. The doctor said it doesn't increase erection size, though it looks like it improves girth. The whole thing sounds nightmarish, like when he describes pulling it out from the incision. I'm not sure it's worth it. Also, I don't have $15k on hand to make my dingus look bigger when it's soft...
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Lone Goat posted:Counterpoint, if someone goes out of their way to compare themself against your exes, just tell them the truth and watch them wilt because if they're dumb enough to ask they deserve everything they get. The penis is the fragile tip of the Prince Rupert's Drop that is the male ego, where the tiniest criticism risks catastrophically shattering his entire self-worth. Asking is dumb but sometimes it's best not to let the truth get in the way of your relationship. Think of it as the gender swapped version of "is my sister cuter than me?" The answer is always "No".
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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:The penis is the fragile tip of the Prince Rupert's Drop that is the male ego, where the tiniest criticism risks catastrophically shattering his entire self-worth. Asking is dumb but sometimes it's best not to let the truth get in the way of your relationship. “Does this make my butt look big?” What used to be the trick question is now an actual query. In my case the answer has to be always yes.
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There's an interesting documentary about penis envy called Big Like Me where a dude has serious issues with that. Then he tries different ways to get it bigger. It's a pretty good movie but holy poo poo the dude is obnoxious as gently caress.
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Bogus Adventure posted:Small-dick man has options: *makes fun of my closest loved one's dick to my friends right before my wedding* why are dudes so insecure about penis size
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Bogus Adventure posted:Small-dick man has options: It says this is what it looks like, but where are the actual pictures?
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"Penis size" search on /relationships is a goldmine. My (26/F) boyfriend (27/M) was humiliated when his roommate make a joke about his penis size and I don't know what to do quote:I'll try to keep the background part short; I've been seeing Don since October although we initially met nearly four years ago. I fell for him the moment I met him, I knew he was into me, but we were both seeing someone else. We kept in touch on Facebook about music and comedy in the mean time, it was completely plutonic until we found ourselves single and matched on Tinder (haha). He had moved hours away, I was living with my sister so I agreed to make the drive to see him. Has anyone ended a relationship over penis size? Or am I just a bitch? quote:I know it sounds awful, but after a year of dating this guy, I feel like I deserve more. My (24/f) boyfriends (30/m) height and penis size insecurities are causing huge problems in our relationship and I'm ready to end it. quote:My boyfriend and I have been together for 2 years and through our whole relationship he's been really insecure about his penis size and his height. He's on the shorter side by just a bit (5'8") and I'm just a little taller than him (5'11") but its not very noticeable unless I wear heels and he hates when I wear them and has told me not to wear them. Since I don't dress up very formally around him very often, it's pretty easy to avoid them when we go out.
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Anony Mouse posted:Pff simply confessing that an ex was better in the sack is amateur hour compared to this method of torpedoing your relationship. This guy’s a loving knob job, and he’s getting rightfully shredded in the comments. quote:wemblewobble quote:mechawinch quote:mechawinch B-b-but guys! It was super hot porn star sex. My wife is only a lowly 8/10, but she’ll never know I’ve never once focused on her during sex if I don’t tell her!  doesn’t even scratch the surface of what a shithead this guy is. We need something with torches and pitchforks.E: girl pants posted:I TRIED TO WARN YOU I appreciate it, but it was like that guy in Dirty Harry after Harry leaves him questioning if he has any bullets left: ‘I’ve gotta know.’ And yet, I knew what Catalina was talking about with that hosed up anime game. I think a goon mentioned it once because there was merchandise for it. I’m sure nobody would be surprised it was a high school(?) guy without pants, copping a squat with raw meat on the ground LadyPictureShow fucked around with this message at 10:08 on Jan 17, 2018 |
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My[25M] girlfriend [20/F] of 1 year, insults my dick all the time.quote:Awhile ago I mentioned kegels as a method of making her tighter. I didn't mean to offend her, but I think it may have because later,when we were drinking and talking about sex and my dick size (I was bragging about its length), she told me that, although she thinks it's "nice",I have a "skinny dick". I told her that my dick is probably thicker than average, but I never measured it. I just assumed it was. I bet her 5 dollars that it was at least average girth and I lost. She got me hard and measured it with a string. Despite being 8 inches long, It was 4.3 inches in circumference, putting me significantly below average. Now she occasionally rubs this in in a joking way. For example, today I recommended a certain type of vodka that seemed like a good deal. I said, "this is a big bottle" and she said "it's long but it's skinny" and winked at me. She does this every now and then. part of me likes that she is honest and open about! it. I don't want her to pretend that I have a different dick. So I don't want to tell her to stop- but, on the other hand, it's making me a little self conscious. Should I just get over it or tell her to stop? Is she trying to tell me I'm not thick enough? Am I really that thin? If I am should I just accept it? I [23F] am unsatisfied with my new boyfriend's [M24] penis size. quote:I've been dating this amazing guy, he's so sweet and kind. Our relationship developed naturally from a friendship to more than that. I am trying to be careful about the guys I choose to date and I think he is a winner. Which is why I was so disappointed when we first had sex, after 2 months of dating. My (22F) boyfriend (22M) won't stop complaining about his "small" penis quote:My boyfriend and I have been together five years and practically every day of those five years he has complained about his penis being small. When we are chilling out naked he will grab it and swing it around and say it's small. When we shower together he grabs huge shampoo bottles and holds it up for comparison and says, "Look how small I am." He does the same thing with the big Tv remotes too. Palpek fucked around with this message at 09:51 on Jan 17, 2018 |
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He really wants her to shame him for having a "small" dick, right? That's what turns him on?
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LadyPictureShow posted:This guy’s a loving knob job, and he’s getting rightfully shredded in the comments. This is why Catholics go to confession. You tell all this to a celibate man, who in turn tells you to say 500 Hail Marys while simultaneously smacking your skull with a ballpeen hammer.
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Palpek posted:My[25M] girlfriend [20/F] of 1 year, insults my dick all the time. This reads like he started off by calling her loose. If that's so, then buddy, you kinda deserve the skinny dick jokes...
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quote:When we are chilling out naked he will grab it and swing it around and say it's small. When we shower together he grabs huge shampoo bottles and holds it up for comparison and says, "Look how small I am." He does the same thing with the big Tv remotes too. here lies omgvbflol died of laughter
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I [23F] posted before about the company and bosses [M/F 40's] that I work for. They left a "know when to quit" book on my desk today. I need help.quote:I posted on here a few weeks ago about some difficulties I'm having at work. I deleted it because I thought I it came off a little whiny wasn't getting my message across appropriately, but the two people that did respond said that I shouldn't quit until I get a new job.
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Gluten Freeman posted:I [23F] posted before about the company and bosses [M/F 40's] that I work for. They left a "know when to quit" book on my desk today. I need help. Wrap and regift the book to your boss with a note inside. Next!
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She has a bachelor's, a master's, and six years of experience at 23? How does that work...?
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girl pants posted:She has a bachelor's, a master's, and six years of experience at 23? How does that work...? Also, rolled my eyes at the part where she was upset about working with excel a lot, as if it is a tool for people beneath her intellect.
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girl pants posted:She has a bachelor's, a master's, and six years of experience at 23? How does that work...? Part time, summer holiday work experience etc. Probably ingrained CV speak rather than fact.
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Gluten Freeman posted:I [23F] posted before about the company and bosses [M/F 40's] that I work for. They left a "know when to quit" book on my desk today. I need help.
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girl pants posted:She has a bachelor's, a master's, and six years of experience at 23? How does that work...? Since she specifies "6+ years of special event/uses work experience from the public sector (city & federal experience)"... Generously: internships or something of the sort More realistically: part-time volunteer work in high school Comedy option: public service as part of a plea deal to avoid jail time
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girl pants posted:She has a bachelor's, a master's, and six years of experience at 23? How does that work...? so this is the binch my mom is always comparing me to
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