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SomethingJones posted:Wait, this is real? Yes. It's real. Aside from the obvious edit. Chris Roberts has the handwriting of a 6 year old nosepicker. Xaerael fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Jan 21, 2018 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Did I miss anything in the last 400 pages or so? Would you like to know more? edit: Xaerael: Catte taxXe!
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Galarox posted:This one was fun to do: Superb
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big nipples big life posted:The list is actually: Well, not matter which company you pick...you're gunna be in bad company
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boviscopophobic posted:"Price one shilling" God drat I missed that, even better
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Did I miss anything in the last 400 pages or so?
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https://www.twitch.tv/videos/220671107?t=19m55s Bowtie is angry about CIG shipping costs e: Bottom-right fanboy called FastCart suggests that since Amazon has "Amazon Prime" subs giving fast cheap shipping, CIG should have "CIG Prime" Quavers fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Jan 21, 2018 |
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Quavers posted:https://www.twitch.tv/videos/220671107?t=19m55s So close. So close to be angry about the right thing. Bowtie...just remove the ping and the scales will fall from your eyes.
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...and [img]https://i.imgur.com/BqmTnzK.jpg[[/img]
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SomethingJones posted:Wait, this is real? These realizations are endlessly amusing.
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 02:55 |
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The raw talent that comes out of this thread sometimes. God bless.
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XK posted:The only person who's disagreed with this is Dr. Smart. Take it up with him. Depends on who you ask in the legal profession. If you talk to people who work at firms, in-house counsel aren't "actively practicing" as in-house counsel rarely if ever actually go to court. If you have a legal battle that requires time in the courtroom you hire outside counsel. If you talk to in-house counsel, like my wife, they absolutely consider themselves practicing lawyers as they have to maintain an active bar license, CLE's, etc..
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"I'm a practicing musician," I say as I slide the cotton swab deep into my ear and waggle, "I practice all the time."
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So many for all those images that make me laugh when I'm supposed to be doing productive poo poo.
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 03:11 |
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https://www.twitch.tv/videos/220671107?t=58m29s Top right dude doesn't like the $350 special CIG dinner event things, that are only available to $1k+ backers. Bowtie flips his nut
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 03:14 |
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AP posted:I think French has made a great contribution to the Star Citizen story because he hyped Citizens so much for the motion to dismiss and now he's backtracking so fast it's hilarious. I like to believe, because hope springs eternal, that for one brief moment this one man, this one man among citizens, realized it is not necessary to burn himself in effigy, but in fact reclaimed his autonomy and said to himself, "wait, I have my own life to live, who gives a gently caress about some scam-artist has-been?" But as belief without evidence is tenuous, so belief in the face of mountains of completely contradictory evidence is the Path of the Citizen, and so I must realize his backtracking must have some other cause. That a man would sacrifice his reputation and livelihood on Chris Roberts' Scam Altar is simply too common and too much the New Normal to disbelieve any more.
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https://www.twitch.tv/videos/220671107?t=01h01m29s Paul "TheAstroPub" show-host describes the /r/StarCitizen community
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Thoatse posted:It wan't just mine and I wasn't being hyperbolic when I said my machine can run Start Citizen but not that gif for whatever reason. I get decent framerates in most VR apps, but my computer went into anaphylactic shock from whatever it was in that gif and how it reacted with other background systems. Or something. Better call Dennis.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Did I miss anything in the last 400 pages or so? Proper moderation.
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 03:32 |
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Quavers posted:https://www.twitch.tv/videos/220671107?t=58m29s That had to feel good, Erris. Don’t worry though man, I’m sure if the cash need grow dire enough, Chris will do a 30 City around the world tour and give Canadians a chance to be experience Concierge-level panhandling from the Master bigger himself.
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kw0134 posted:Man, the backers are really going to get their minds blown when the rantings of an internet lawyer prove to be largely false and the Feb 9th hearing ends in 5 minutes with a flat denial to the MtD and an order to get this shitshow really rolling with schedules for discovery and trial, etc. I wonder what idiocy we'll hear then. "This going straight to the Supreme Court!" "Judge is <vile racist slur>!" "The judiciary is rigged!" Do you realise how long it takes to develop a AAA law case ?
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Baldness posted:Do you realise how long it takes to develop a AAA law case ? "Do you realise," I start to say as I rear up to my full height of twenty feet tall and seven litigations wide, "how long it takes," I continue as my presence dominates the room like Gandalf roasting Bilbo, "to develop..." I say and my mouth unhinges, "a AAA law case?" I finally scream as fire erupts from my maw and all is turned to cinders
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serious norman posted:is the game out yet? We're playing it right now
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Is the game out yet? It's out of fukkin control mate!
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happyhippy posted:Where's my gluten free vegan space sausages? You may want to inspect Sandi Gardners colon for those.
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 03:49 |
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Game proceeding as expected. --- EXPECTED RESULT: Corpse should lie on ground like corpses normally do --- EXPECTED RESULT: Not to start off with random bleed out when waking from bed. --- EXPECTED RESULT: To simply place the box on the cargo floor --- EXPECTED RESULT: Reached my destination without my PC rebooting.
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Hey so I feel legitimately dumb for having to ask this, but what's the big deal behind the latest court response? Everyone is acting like Derek called something, but I can't tell what It just looks like more posturing, which would be expected. Doesn't seem the needle has really moved one way or the other, or that we're any closer to the ELE Is there something more substantial that I'm just seeing?
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Hello, It’s ok frank. We’re here to help you. Just be advised that we have several people calling the date of your next calling here. We understand. We can’t help it either.
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XK posted:Dude has a custom edition Porsche. There's little more you can do to scream "pretend rich" than that. For anyone with any self awareness, it would be embarrassing. Somewhere, Dave Ramsey hangs his head in shame and clicks his tongue.
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WarpDogs posted:Hey so I feel legitimately dumb for having to ask this, but what's the big deal behind the latest court response? Everyone is acting like Derek called something, but I can't tell what I think the main takeaways are:
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WarpDogs posted:Hey so I feel legitimately dumb for having to ask this, but what's the big deal behind the latest court response? Everyone is acting like Derek called something, but I can't tell what The Ortwin Perjury thing is new. Everything else is just standard. The real rubbing will be when discovery starts to leak.
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WarpDogs posted:Hey so I feel legitimately dumb for having to ask this, but what's the big deal behind the latest court response? Everyone is acting like Derek called something, but I can't tell what Well you see we all thought the matter was basically resolved but it turns out that Skadden had another trick up their sleeve and boy was it a wildcard. They responded to the response. We are now waiting for things to move ahead another step. Furthermore no one saw it coming but then gosh dang if the phone didn't start ringing and could you guess who was on the line. Summary: The month's theme of digging through responses to responses continues unabated and largely on schedule. Speculation and baseless predictions run rampant.
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WarpDogs posted:Hey so I feel legitimately dumb for having to ask this, but what's the big deal behind the latest court response? Everyone is acting like Derek called something, but I can't tell what In before Derek says three unadroit words or sentences punctuated with too much punctuation
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Mr.Tophat posted:In before Derek says three unadroit words or sentences punctuated with too much punctuation Just assume I'm pasting 4-5 smilies here for comedic effect.
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AP posted:The interesting thing to me is how pointless all this was. That CR manages to fail, literally it seems against all odds totally in his favor, is something of an accomplishment really. When you have a golden carpet before you, and enough money to roll out golden carpet in front of your Porsche wherever you go, to still manage to trip on the flat ground, hit your face and barf all over the carpet before rolling off of it into the abyss of failure... is a true accomplishment. Now, bare in mind that he got hugely rich and made enough personal wealth for himself and his family and friends that this could still be considered “successful”, it’s the fact that the end product will be nothing that is the true banner of measurement. :youhaditallandyoufuckeditup.meme.gif:
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# ? Jan 21, 2018 04:21 |
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the bracelet should be a $10,000 watch instead
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AP posted:
This spaceman is probably concerned about the black plastic part of his spaceship of choice and the implied danger it may have. Then he remembers that the chances of that ship making into his game is laughable, and it’s a Chris Roberts game, so it may as well be a daffodil armed with Gatling guns tied to an afterburner and Star Citizen would make it work, as he recalls the all terrain buggy with tiny wheels inside another wheel and about 3 inches of clearance off the ground. It’s really just fantasy.
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Raskolnikov posted:The raw talent that comes out of this thread sometimes. God bless. It makes me ashamed to type words in a space that otherwise could be art. But I know the artists seek to elevate us, so I must persist until one day I might suddenly know. Then I too shall be art.
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MilesK posted:
This is good. If this was the direction CIG went in with the game being crazy and feeling fun, I’d totally be on board for it even more! All I can draw is hard core space ship porn, so hats off to the artist who did this Strangelove-Ian type reference and fun.
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