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Dylan16807
May 12, 2010

google cache posted:

Your account is hacked by the Turkish cyber army AYYILDIZ TIM! Your DM correspondence has been captured and interesting information has been reached! Turks are everywhere!🇹🇷

what was the video?

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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

420 SWAGLORD posted:

Bunch of rabbi lookin for exploits in the Law of Moses. Torah is a old, buggy implementation of Yahweh's will and you'd better believe they're gonna take advantage of that. With a single loop of string all of Manhattan becomes open to you during Shabbat. Elohim's own secfuck, 1962.

temple is literally a blackhat conference

Blinkz0rz
May 27, 2001

MY CONTEMPT FOR MY OWN EMPLOYEES IS ONLY MATCHED BY MY LOVE FOR TOM BRADY'S SWEATY MAGA BALLS

jre posted:

I’ve a big write heavy column store workload that we‘ve not patched yet, going to need to bench it to see if its as hosed :smithicide:

so follow-up: platform engineers tweaked the write_request_timeout_in_ms setting and bumped it to 5s from the default of 2s. combined with 4 additional nodes and we're actually out-performing pre-patch state :shrug:

the theory is that because writes vary in size, processing the smaller payloads increased cpu overhead and caused larger payloads to time out and drop mutations

we also noticed a ton of gc which went back to normal when we did a rolling restart of the cluster to update that setting. the garbage collector might have got in a bad state, contributing to the performance issues

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

hobbesmaster posted:

fishmech is jewish

yeah, i am

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


420 SWAGLORD posted:

Bunch of rabbi lookin for exploits in the Law of Moses. Torah is a old, buggy implementation of Yahweh's will and you'd better believe they're gonna take advantage of that. With a single loop of string all of Manhattan becomes open to you during Shabbat. Elohim's own secfuck, 1962.



flakeloaf posted:

temple is literally a blackhat conference


:eyepop: :fh:

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



Blinkz0rz posted:

so follow-up: platform engineers tweaked the write_request_timeout_in_ms setting and bumped it to 5s from the default of 2s. combined with 4 additional nodes and we're actually out-performing pre-patch state :shrug:

the theory is that because writes vary in size, processing the smaller payloads increased cpu overhead and caused larger payloads to time out and drop mutations

we also noticed a ton of gc which went back to normal when we did a rolling restart of the cluster to update that setting. the garbage collector might have got in a bad state, contributing to the performance issues

Nice, glad to hear it's not been quite as disastrous as first thought :unsmith:

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

flakeloaf posted:

so if a spark is lighting a fire, what do people do in the winter when walking across the room turns you into a human taser

e: of course that's been answered


wait back up what's this about the assfoliating poo poo rock

Oh loving hell, it's like my conversion classes all over again.

:suicide:

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Dylan16807 posted:

what was the video?
idk but his account is still hacked https://twitter.com/SheriffClarkeTC/status/955528902801264640

when it gets taken down: http://archive.is/v13zA

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011


It looks like they stole his username by renaming the breached account to something else and re-registering his original username :magical:

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Kazinsal posted:

It looks like they stole his username by renaming the breached account to something else and re-registering his original username :magical:

this just happened to a local city councilor here in toronto

and on the subject of rule lawyering, we've successfully avoided data breaches be re-defining data breach

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Kazinsal posted:

It looks like they stole his username by renaming the breached account to something else and re-registering his original username :magical:

lol

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



Kazinsal posted:

It looks like they stole his username by renaming the breached account to something else and re-registering his original username :magical:

:distonk:

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
wonder if cheeto benito's twitter acct has tfa...

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

bob dobbs is dead posted:

wonder if cheeto benito's twitter acct has tfa...

lol remember when there was a delay between a two-part post by donnie and the pentagon was freaking out over "oh my god who the gently caress have we just gone to war with???"


can't wait for someone to reignite the korean war by hacking into his twitter and posting "North Korea MUST BE STOPPED! I am immediately ordering my generals to ATTACK NORTH KOREA IMMEDIATELY!!!"

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
Periodic request for non-terrible podcasts involving information security.

I know of Risky Business and Defensive Security. Anything else worthwhile?

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

This might be a bit of a broad topic, but does anyone have any recommendations for intelligently done end-user workplace IT security training or good resources for setting up your own? One of our sys admins has been doing these off the shelf phishing emails and garbage traffic school type web classes rife with awful information. I saw this a few years ago: https://www.infoq.com/presentations/security-etsy and it seems like it is a much more accessible and user-friendly way of going about things but I feel a little overwhelmed doing something like that from scratch.

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

lol remember when there was a delay between a two-part post by donnie and the pentagon was freaking out over "oh my god who the gently caress have we just gone to war with???"


can't wait for someone to reignite the korean war by hacking into his twitter and posting "North Korea MUST BE STOPPED! I am immediately ordering my generals to ATTACK NORTH KOREA IMMEDIATELY!!!"
i would like to know what plans @jack et al have in mind for when that happens

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
just shut twitter the gently caress down already. where else can trump go? "Gab"?

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

lol remember when there was a delay between a two-part post by donnie and the pentagon was freaking out over "oh my god who the gently caress have we just gone to war with???"


can't wait for someone to reignite the korean war by hacking into his twitter and posting "North Korea MUST BE STOPPED! I am immediately ordering my generals to ATTACK NORTH KOREA IMMEDIATELY!!!"

if there isn't a dedicated team 24/7 watching his incoming tweets and approving them if they match up with known IPs / devices then they're criminally negligent

it's a good things they have a pretty good track record about being proactively responsible corporate citizens

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Rex-Goliath posted:

if there isn't a dedicated team 24/7 watching his incoming tweets and approving them if they match up with known IPs / devices then they're criminally negligent

it's a good things they have a pretty good track record about being proactively responsible corporate citizens
it feels like just last year that someone at twitter deleted his account

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




anthonypants posted:

it feels like just last year that someone at twitter deleted his account

bear in mind they restored it in like 12 minutes and it was iirc late at night on a weekend or something like that

so yeah, i think they're watching that account pretty closely with its own rules. wouldn't even surprise me if they had a rotating staff just for keeping an eye on his account

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

univbee posted:

bear in mind they restored it in like 12 minutes and it was iirc late at night on a weekend or something like that

so yeah, i think they're watching that account pretty closely with its own rules. wouldn't even surprise me if they had a rotating staff just for keeping an eye on his account
idk if i'd rather believe that they keep his poo poo on lock or if they found out because the rest of twitter went apeshit

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




anthonypants posted:

idk if i'd rather believe that they keep his poo poo on lock or if they found out because the rest of twitter went apeshit

and yet it took 40 minutes to unfuck hawaii’s missile alert

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

univbee posted:

and yet it took 40 minutes to unfuck hawaii’s missile alert

put twitter in charge of our missle alert system

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
Lol that there are actual official military doctrines and nuclear-powered contingencies regarding donald trump's twitter

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




my bitter bi rival posted:

put twitter in charge of our missle alert system

Missile inbound to nyc #NeverForget #ThanksObama #OwningTheLibs

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
lol that trump gets to keep posting on that very same twitter account once he's no longer president

ohgodwhat
Aug 6, 2005

my bitter bi rival posted:

put twitter in charge of our missle alert system

Hmm maybe twitter users would go into hiding and never come out

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

spit on my clit posted:

just shut twitter the gently caress down already. where else can trump go? "Gab"?

VKontakte, obviously.

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Methanar posted:

lol that trump gets to keep posting on that very same twitter account once he's no longer president
it was his before he was president, too #wow #whoa

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

my bitter bi rival posted:

This might be a bit of a broad topic, but does anyone have any recommendations for intelligently done end-user workplace IT security training or good resources for setting up your own? One of our sys admins has been doing these off the shelf phishing emails and garbage traffic school type web classes rife with awful information. I saw this a few years ago: https://www.infoq.com/presentations/security-etsy and it seems like it is a much more accessible and user-friendly way of going about things but I feel a little overwhelmed doing something like that from scratch.

In our AOR, I'm one of those resources. We rely on a good inbrief, a one-pager with a clear set of rules and in-person group presentations every year or so. Those presentations are my favourite part of my job and groups up to the ~600 range look forward to coming to see a little nerd talk about itsec for 40 minutes and try not to say a swear. Seriously, they keep coming back and asking good questions and stuff, it's pretty cool. Plus it gets my name out there as the argument-ender for when two guys can't agree on whether the rule against porn includes pigs or whatever it is they argue about for a week before emailing a question that can be answered with an url and two emojis.

When in doubt, start with the pubs & policies. What are your local rules? Are they written down? Do they have teeth? If someone shits on the network, and you want to go after him for it, what realistically is going to happen? It's not fair to expect the users to know even a tenth of that stuff, so boil it down to a summary you can spit out in one breath: don't do this, here's what happens if you do it anyway, sign here, go away. Pepper with examples (the realer the better) but don't get too hung up on why and how. Edward the Ancient doesn't need to know what a scada system is to know he shouldn't plug the usb stick he found in a russian airport into his work computer.

I'll :words: forever on this one.

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Dylan16807 posted:

what was the video?
update: https://twitter.com/prageru/status/955521292328951809

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5W-CXPOH-Y

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

flakeloaf posted:

In our AOR, I'm one of those resources. We rely on a good inbrief, a one-pager with a clear set of rules and in-person group presentations every year or so. Those presentations are my favourite part of my job and groups up to the ~600 range look forward to coming to see a little nerd talk about itsec for 40 minutes and try not to say a swear. Seriously, they keep coming back and asking good questions and stuff, it's pretty cool. Plus it gets my name out there as the argument-ender for when two guys can't agree on whether the rule against porn includes pigs or whatever it is they argue about for a week before emailing a question that can be answered with an url and two emojis.

When in doubt, start with the pubs & policies. What are your local rules? Are they written down? Do they have teeth? If someone shits on the network, and you want to go after him for it, what realistically is going to happen? It's not fair to expect the users to know even a tenth of that stuff, so boil it down to a summary you can spit out in one breath: don't do this, here's what happens if you do it anyway, sign here, go away. Pepper with examples (the realer the better) but don't get too hung up on why and how. Edward the Ancient doesn't need to know what a scada system is to know he shouldn't plug the usb stick he found in a russian airport into his work computer.

I'll :words: forever on this one.

this is awesome and gives me something to think about. thank you!

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:



i love the future

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

The_Franz posted:

some buildings in new york have elevators with a "shabbat mode" which makes it just ride up and down all day, stopping on every floor so it can be used without requiring "work" on the part of the passenger in the form of pushing a button

i wonder, given that modern elevators have infrared safety sensors on the doors, does it count as operating an electric device since just by walking through the door your body breaks the beam and triggers the safety switch?

check out this poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdbkvJznmwU

vOv
Feb 8, 2014


someone once described the reason for this kind of thing as being that judaism views god as saying 'okay, i'm giving you these sets of rules, and if you can figure out how to work around them, good on you'

which is why asking a non-jewish person to do stuff for you is (sometimes) acceptable. iirc the person doing it has to receive some kind of inherent benefit

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



vOv posted:

someone once described the reason for this kind of thing as being that judaism views god as saying 'okay, i'm giving you these sets of rules, and if you can figure out how to work around them, good on you'

which is why asking a non-jewish person to do stuff for you is (sometimes) acceptable. iirc the person doing it has to receive some kind of inherent benefit

they joke around in the video about the useful goy. the thing is you cannot perform work or ask someone to perform work for you. so if you have a non-jewish friend over and want the lights off, you just complain about the lights until the goy gets the hint to turn them off.

the reason this light switch is such a big deal is it's not actually flipping a switch but rather just sliding a plastic door open. flipping a standard switch completes an electrical circuit, and that is work.

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Mr. Nice! posted:

they joke around in the video about the useful goy. the thing is you cannot perform work or ask someone to perform work for you. so if you have a non-jewish friend over and want the lights off, you just complain about the lights until the goy gets the hint to turn them off.

the reason this light switch is such a big deal is it's not actually flipping a switch but rather just sliding a plastic door open. flipping a standard switch completes an electrical circuit, and that is work.
also that when the switch is set to shabbat mode, the sensor transmits randomly, so that sliding the plastic door is even more indirectly turning the lights on or off

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost

vOv posted:

judaism views god as saying 'okay, i'm giving you these sets of rules, and if you can figure out how to work around them, good on you'


This would get you burned at the stake in Christianity

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Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


Methanar posted:

This would get you burned at the stake in Christianity

that's why judaism rules and christianity drools

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