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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9Miz943lJo chinese memes getting weider and weider
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Mechafunkzilla posted:Two ladies lure you into a tea shop and then gently caress your brains out True story this is a possible outcome. Rare, of course.
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# ? Jan 26, 2018 12:45 |
Baronjutter posted:Do they have their career stats on the back? I liked this post.
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# ? Jan 26, 2018 12:50 |
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LentThem posted:i learned about it when i ate some in new delhi and had the worst shits of my life constantly over the following days ‘Pani’ means water which should be your first tip that it’s basically the riskiest thing to get from the street. A little ball of (delicious) waterborne illnesses.
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# ? Jan 26, 2018 15:37 |
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Beefeater1980 posted:True story this is a possible outcome. Rare, of course. It's loving exhausting is what it is, after having fallen for it a couple of times, I nowadays just loving leg it when approached with that situation, like goodbye to the rest of the day/night/plans...
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# ? Jan 26, 2018 16:48 |
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I'm interviewing someone named Ding Dong next week.
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# ? Jan 26, 2018 21:36 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I do, but I wouldn't pay for them. Amazing, a straight up physical manifestation of the Madonna/whore complex. bamhand posted:I'm interviewing someone named Ding Dong next week. *!Woof woof woof woof!*
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# ? Jan 26, 2018 22:20 |
Outrail posted:Ramming speed into a parking garage or shoddy construction? Why choose? I think everyone did their part here.
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# ? Jan 26, 2018 22:43 |
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This morning I was reminded of Bird's Nest, which is basically bird saliva used for making a nest, and how TCM thought it was super duper special and good for healthy. I see it everywhere in Thailand, and it's really expensive. Chinese tourist buy this garbage by the case. I thought I'd see what the fake story is about this junk. First, this helpful summary from the main seller here in Thailand. Their website was utterly useless. Click on "benefits" and the other things and you get sent in a loop without any information except what the ingredients are (chicken extract and sugar, mainly). I started googling and asking why Chinese eat it. LOL. I was led to a couple sites that all said different things. TCM says it is good for cleaning the lungs (ok, no more lung cancer from smoking), as well as being very high in protein (I don't believe it), where some "medical" science said it had some very special unique amino acid or something that is probably found in 80% of what we eat. It seems it was a high prestige item back in some old dynasty, and tuhao habits die hard and people all want to eat it just because it's expensive. I also read Quora and there were very triggered Mainlanders getting upset that anyone would dare ask why Chinese do X. Imagine living your life being so butthurt all the time. simplefish posted:Excuse me I did not. The biggest city in Gujarat is Ahmedabad, but Gujjus say "Am-d-bahd," which really confused me until I figured out where they were talking about. Basically, just call it what you want. There's no hard and fast rule to anything about anything in India.
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# ? Jan 27, 2018 05:00 |
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At least bird's nest doesn't involve denuding the ocean of its apex predators so whatever.
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# ? Jan 27, 2018 05:08 |
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https://twitter.com/XHNews/status/897817640353144833 They do a racist impression of an indian guy complete with fake looking beard, head bob, and accent angel opportunity fucked around with this message at 06:42 on Jan 27, 2018 |
# ? Jan 27, 2018 06:38 |
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Also I LOVE that they are using the same loving picture of the border area with MS paint lines and captions that they used over and over months and months ago
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# ? Jan 27, 2018 06:43 |
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That's Ouya levels of effort.
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# ? Jan 27, 2018 06:47 |
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seven scenes weapans booldozers
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# ? Jan 27, 2018 07:10 |
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There’s a laugh track, they skip sins, which aren’t even sins in the first place, and it’s so poorly acted and ridiculous (the fake Indian dude’s beard is falling out of place in one scene, too) that I’m not even sure whether it’s propaganda, satire, or college kids filming a poorly written comedy skit for their English class.
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# ? Jan 27, 2018 07:14 |
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lol the "this text is now editable" when the 7 Sins of India screen comes up goddamn
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# ? Jan 27, 2018 11:57 |
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how convenient that the border is exactly at the top of that hill, with that exact camera angle! that poo poo slays me
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# ? Jan 27, 2018 11:58 |
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Rene Chang's book arrived. It has glossy pictures, mostly of horrifically injured people and one which is of his porsche
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DangerousDan posted:Rene Chang's book arrived. It has glossy pictures, mostly of horrifically injured people and one which is of his porsche All i got were little black and white ones, can you post them?
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# ? Jan 27, 2018 12:45 |
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I saw this today and I couldn't help myself. Buzzcut 1: "What do you call a rainbow in Henan?" Buzzcut 2: "I don't know, brother, what is it called?" Buzzcut 1:
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Bajaj posted:I saw this today and I couldn't help myself.
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# ? Jan 27, 2018 16:35 |
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Blistex posted:For people who aren't getting the concept. Now imagine the club district of any city in the country littered with these things, like I mean you can't avoid stepping on them. Been doing this poo poo in london since the 70s: https://dangerousminds.net/comments/london_calling_a_look_at_vintage_tart_cards_used_by_english_prostitutes
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# ? Jan 27, 2018 18:15 |
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https://my.mixtape.moe/ycxzre.mp4
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# ? Jan 27, 2018 19:03 |
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Bajaj posted:This morning I was reminded of Bird's Nest, which is basically bird saliva used for making a nest, and how TCM thought it was super duper special and good for healthy. I see it everywhere in Thailand, and it's really expensive. Chinese tourist buy this garbage by the case. I thought I'd see what the fake story is about this junk. What is the vibrational spectra of a birds nest?
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# ? Jan 27, 2018 19:10 |
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angel opportunity posted:https://twitter.com/XHNews/status/897817640353144833 This may be a dumb question, but is that supposed to be an American accent? Jesus Christ.
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# ? Jan 27, 2018 19:20 |
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angel opportunity posted:https://twitter.com/XHNews/status/897817640353144833 because I'm asleeeeeeep" complete with misspelled "becasue" in the caption this loving OWNS
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# ? Jan 27, 2018 20:39 |
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Check out this projection of the Sanchi Oil Spill: It's almost as if the Chinese freight ship that rammed the oil tanker was trying to screw over Japan on purpose. Probably just incompetence though.
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# ? Jan 27, 2018 23:09 |
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Wind and ocean currents always flow that way. Dokdo lol
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# ? Jan 27, 2018 23:13 |
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peanut posted:Wind and ocean currents always flow that way. Dokdo lol that's because dokdo attracts all that is well and good in the world, like the hopes and thoughts of the korean people
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# ? Jan 28, 2018 01:22 |
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since this is the India SAR thread as well: https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-internet-is-filling-up-because-indians-are-sending-millions-of-good-morning-texts-1516640068 what the hell
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Jeoh posted:since this is the India SAR thread as well: https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-internet-is-filling-up-because-indians-are-sending-millions-of-good-morning-texts-1516640068 Oh my christ yes, I was on the in-law Whatsapp group for about 2 days before I just deleted the app because I got sick of 20 pictures every morning of flowers, babies sitting in giant teacups, Krishna, baby Krishna, baby Krishna sitting in a teacup surrounded by flowers, etc. Also I'm popular Indian comedy group “All India Bakchod”
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# ? Jan 28, 2018 07:12 |
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Jeoh posted:since this is the India SAR thread as well: https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-internet-is-filling-up-because-indians-are-sending-millions-of-good-morning-texts-1516640068 Paywalled
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# ? Jan 28, 2018 07:37 |
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GotLag posted:Paywalled quote:Desh Raj Sharma, 71 years old, recently started using a smartphone. At around 6 a.m. every day he searches for and sends good-morning images to more than 50 friends and family using WhatsApp.
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# ? Jan 28, 2018 07:42 |
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DACK FAYDEN posted:Copypaste the URL into google and go from there (I'm too lazy to install a script or whatever to do it automatically) Not working.
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angel opportunity posted:https://twitter.com/XHNews/status/897817640353144833 "driving bulldozers straight into your house without knocking on the door! what kind of neighbor would that be?" yeah india! thank gently caress china has never ever don- http://factsanddetails.com/china/cat11/sub72/entry-4472.html quote:Intimidation of Urban Residents in China
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# ? Jan 28, 2018 07:57 |
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Jeoh posted:since this is the India SAR thread as well: https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-internet-is-filling-up-because-indians-are-sending-millions-of-good-morning-texts-1516640068 Unfortunately, Indians all use Whatsapp, an app I can't loving stand when compared to it's updated, better-looking and easier-to-use rival Telegram. I keep trying to tell them that Telegram is basically the same thing but better, but they are too entrenched. I know a guy with 5k Whatsapp contacts. I don't even know how he manages to see the messages from people actually trying to talk to him. LentThem posted:"driving bulldozers straight into your house without knocking on the door! what kind of neighbor would that be?" Bajaj fucked around with this message at 10:22 on Jan 28, 2018 |
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This was posted on reddit by someone eating at a Chinese noodle place in Ashland, Oregon. LMAO
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# ? Jan 28, 2018 11:15 |
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SeinfeldTwang.mp4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15puo-dSEIY
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# ? Jan 28, 2018 11:32 |
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Bajaj posted:This was posted on reddit by someone eating at a Chinese noodle place in Ashland, Oregon. LMAO Please tell me they got reported to the health department. poo poo, even the sink empties into that.
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Bajaj posted:This was posted on reddit by someone eating at a Chinese noodle place in Ashland, Oregon. LMAO And they say you can't get authentic Chinese food in the US.
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