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Joe Kennedy is a delightful palate cleanser.
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I’m glad nuclear weapon dick-sizing is back in fashion. We didn’t die last time so it should be fine
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brylcreem posted:He's got a big old hard on for the presidency, lol Finally, a white male candidate!
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Meh not a fan of this dude, trying too hard
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wipe your mouth
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Dr.Caligari posted:I’m glad nuclear weapon dick-sizing is back in fashion. We didn’t die last time so it should be fine Just a reminder that the only reason we didn't get nuked before was because one single person had doubts... on their side.
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sweet a milquetoast dem giving a BURNING take down of probably the worst state of the union speech of all time. . . the USA USA chanting was so gross
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woah for a moment i thought i was watching narcos
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Came in to see if corncobs were being used to analy pleasure, and ya'll didn't dissapoint
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CelticPredator posted:wipe your mouth
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I only caught parts of the SOTU. Surely the President spoke about the hideous amount of gun violence in our country outside the context of gangs. I mean, given that two of the worst mass shootings in this country occurred in his first year as President.
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Egbert Souse posted:I only caught parts of the SOTU. lol
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Egbert Souse posted:I only caught parts of the SOTU. What? lol
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uber_stoat posted:he's got that huge presidential Kennedy head. https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/958548540782821376
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Egbert Souse posted:I only caught parts of the SOTU. nobody really cares about that we want universal healthcare and possibly luxury space communism
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For those that missed the Kennedy response, here is a transcript for you to enjoy. Kennedy: I am, err ah, a err ah, a gingah, and I err ah, I love to eat clam chowdah. Ich Bin Ein Berlier--err ah. Err, ah, look at my err ah, huge head. Good night! *Crashes plane into Martha's Vineyard*
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Dr.Caligari posted:Who set up the GoFund me? Giving someone this addicted money is not the way to give them help not sure but I imagine it's for the cost of rehab, highly doubt anything done by the cop is just handing over money
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At this point, lol just lol if the Dem response doesn't go balls deep crazy in calling this poo poo out. My response to the SOTU: "Too long, didn't watch. There was no point. Trump is a moron who will get impeached once the blue wave rises in 2018. San Dimas High School football rules!!!"
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hi thread did i miss anything in the speech i was at target buying a scented candle and juice god bles
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Chinatown posted:hi thread did i miss anything in the speech i was at target buying a scented candle and juice While you were at target trump was targeting latinos
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Sorry
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Chinatown posted:hi thread did i miss anything in the speech i was at target buying a scented candle and juice More important than the thread: what scent was the candle
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Chinatown posted:hi thread did i miss anything in the speech i was at target buying a scented candle and juice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mEsXz-Bpog
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Chinatown posted:hi thread did i miss anything in the speech i was at target buying a scented candle and juice
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Chinatown posted:hi thread did i miss anything in the speech i was at target buying a scented candle and juice Our Special Boy the DOTUS, Donny "Two Scoops" Jagoff Trump was doped up enough to stay on the teleprompter, but coked up enough to make it to the end of late night bigly boy talky time without massive fatigue slurring. Minor slurring, not bigly slurring.
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Leon Einstein posted:He's talking so slowly. https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/687108096926330880
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There are dreamers. Some people dream about drugs. Some about rape. Some about illegally immigrating to the US. Those aren't the best dreamers, but those are the ones that they're sending. Some of em might be good people, I guess, but come on, really? But what about this dreamer *looks down at phone*, hitlerweedboner420 that has just tweeted about losing his job to an illegal immigrant? Do we not care about hitlerweedboner420s dream, being destroyed by an illegal immigrant? I think we should. Thank you god bless hats are $20 at the exit.
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The democratic response should have just been a list of all the hosed up hilarious poo poo Trump has done since he entered office and then when they started signaling that time was up he could have said "but I'm not even halfway through February 2017"
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Can someone post that link to cspan live again
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Chinatown posted:hi thread did i miss anything in the speech i was at target buying a scented candle and juice He talked about how americans dream too or w/e Also a lot of ![]()
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Docahedron posted:More important than the thread: what scent was the candle "waterfall". its inoffensive and just makes my bedroom smell fresh or whatever.
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is there a highlight reel yet
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jimmyjams posted:is there a highlight reel yet I want a count of all the times he mispronounced or slurred his words.
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uber_stoat posted:I want a count of all the times he mispronounced or slurred his words. he got fixodent firm this time no real slurring problem
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So did Donnie poo poo his pants or what
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The speech was super low-energy tbh, not worth watching unless you’re shitposting while it’s live Just expect van jones or whoever to talk about how trump is finally, finally president tomorrow
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Every other president was presidential from the moment they started their campaign but Trump is so great because a year into his presidency he can make it through a whole speech without inadvertently praising Hitler.
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Sockser posted:So did Donnie poo poo his pants or what No and I'm so disappointed.
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ROFL Octopus posted:The speech was super low-energy tbh, not worth watching unless you’re shitposting while it’s live
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