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Grandma Panic!
Nov 4, 2006
Got a good haul from Goodwill today. Hopefully I will learn the answer to the question: Why no why?

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Life and Death in Shanghai is a terribly sad book.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

“Local police then arrived and tried to take one of the tourists away. Footage from the scene shows officers and travelers exchanging pulls and shoves while some of the tourists begin singing the Chinese national anthem in the background.”

a nation of literal children

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
it’s like a football game wherever they go

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


Red China Blues was a solid read when I read it years ago. Sort of the tale of the emergence and ultimate disillusionment of a Canadian-Chinese proto-wumao in Cultural Revolution era China.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

"Or how about this one? Remember when it was the day after the election, and the president of Taiwan called Donald Trump to congratulate him? And Donald Trump, of course, took the call and talked to the president of Taiwan. The problem with that was… Taiwan doesn’t have a president. The United States functions on what they call “a one China policy,” and Taiwan is a renegade province of said China. And Donald Trump didn’t know that, and picked up the phone and started yammering away, and… the media ate his rear end up. And I’m not gonna lie, I was laughing, I was like, “Oh, poo poo. This dumb motherfucker is in trouble.” And then that night, I was in bed drifting off to sleep, and then, I had to admit it to myself. I was like… “I didn’t know that poo poo, either.” And then I realized the media got the story wrong. The story wasn’t that Donald Trump took the call. The biggest story is that nobody told Donald Trump not to take the call. That’s terrifying."

that 2nd part of his stand up is terrible and it feels like the first part is 99% walking back his trump support

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
china is a nation of trumps

Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I can't believe I've never seen this episode:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHxIsq6Uwtw

LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDMhTVrvNB4

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
do they enjoy steamed hams in china

Grandma Panic!
Nov 4, 2006
Any other recommendations for autobiographies? I'd also love to read anything on like, the period when capitalism came to China.

Cry Havoc posted:

do they enjoy steamed hams in china

i'm a fan of the "Boiled Pig With Sauce (#19)" from my local Szechuan place, so yes i think so.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Known Lecher posted:

Red China Blues was a solid read when I read it years ago. Sort of the tale of the emergence and ultimate disillusionment of a Canadian-Chinese proto-wumao in Cultural Revolution era China.

Yeah it's really good. It also got her banned from China so she had to sneak back into China illegally to do her second book.

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

caberham posted:

Do you have a compensation clause in your purchase agreement? We promise to ship everything on time and guarantee a quality range of 100 parts defect per 1 million. If we do not ship on time then we pay compensation to our customers.

I pay with credit card through PayPal so when 1/3rd of orders inevitably get hosed I can charge back on two levels because they never want to fix it. Every other year I can find a reseller who gets multiple orders correct in a row but they always always get greedy and send an inferior product eventually

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!


5,000 years of racial harmony, if DnD is to be believed.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/z1564011001/status/939893079376461824

Imagine working in a Chinese Bitcoin sweatshop.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

The one on the right still makes it look like T'Challa has a weird neckbeard.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Bitcoin and their ilk need to dead so fast. Literal waste of power.

Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

WarpedNaba posted:



5,000 years of racial harmony, if DnD is to be believed.

https://i.imgur.com/W5E0SdT.gifv

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I am convinced, that he is going to get cancer.

Switzerland
Feb 18, 2005
Do what thou must do.
A new challenger appears!

quote:

Indonesia’s military said in a statement that a tweet sent by Rebecca Henschke, BBC Indonesia’s editor, had “hurt the feelings of TNI (Indonesian military) personnel” involved in relief efforts in the Asmat area.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-indonesia-rights/bbc-journalist-ordered-to-leave-indonesias-papua-over-tweets-idUSKBN1FN0EQ

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Pirate Radar posted:

Playing dead seems like a decent strategy here tbh. I admire the determination of the guy with the shovel.

http://www.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/2131711/rampaging-wild-boar-kills-villager-northern-china

the dude is dead, the girls just severely injured tho

Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I want to be a village chief in China. I can sit on a throne of sunflower seeds and smoke so much.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Mistle posted:

It's a matter of water pipe access in a lot of places, because running PVC and breaking open walls is sketchy.


If that's really a wild boar, it's like a lot of other swine, and it has a really thick skull. You're better off breaking the leg, or swinging for the softer undersides.

Skulls of big feral hogs can actually deflect small caliber ammunition :science:

If you want to go in through the front, though, you'll need something high-powered, possibly milsurp :getin:

I meant back of the head, neck, spine.

But yeah, one ineffectual swipe at the legs wasn't the best move he could have done.

Paladin
Nov 26, 2004
You lost today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it.


There's a Korean movie called Chaw that is basically Jaws but with a wild boar.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

poo poo now I feel a bit bad about laughing about this when I first saw it

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Lol at the dudes who thought boars are a joke.

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I fully support boars getting even with us.

Related, there's a story I love about how one of the University of Arkansas' live boar mascots escaped one time and went on a farm-destroying rampage before he was finally brought to justice.

Edit: from the UofA website:

"Former mascot Big Red III escaped from an exhibit near Eureka Springs in the summer of 1977 and ravaged the countryside before being gunned down by an irate farmer. Another live mascot, Ragnar, was a wild hog captured in south Arkansas by Leola farmer Bill Robinson. Before Ragnar’s spree was done, the mighty animal had killed a coyote, a 450-pound domestic pig and seven rattlesnakes. Ragnar died in 1978 of unknown causes."

Hustlin Floh fucked around with this message at 19:48 on Feb 3, 2018

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
There's a classic thread here about a guy hunting boars on his property that's pretty loving :black101: After reading that, I would definitely not gently caress with boars.

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
would you rather fight a boar or a bear

Slim Jim Pickens
Jan 16, 2012
Black bears are weak and will run away unless they're starving. Boars are just angry and they know you eat their swine brethren.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Cry Havoc posted:

would you rather fight a boar or a bear

Is the bear a top or a bottom? This is important to factor in.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Slim Jim Pickens
Jan 16, 2012

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

There's a classic thread here about a guy hunting boars on his property that's pretty loving :black101: After reading that, I would definitely not gently caress with boars.

Another good read is that one former mod who ran a livestock farm in the US and made an ask/tell. Most of his animals were nice, maybe weird, but his relationship with his pigs was more like "tentative truce". He was worried about doing repairs in the pig sty because he would always seem to catch the pigs weakening the foundation or chewing out the supports on stuff he needed to climb.

If you die or become injured in the midst of pigs, they will advance upon you and break your bones off and feast.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I worked an archaeological excavation in Hungary that was shut down three or four times all summer because of wild boars. It was actually nice because otherwise we would have only had one day off all summer.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Zero comments is pretty amazing

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Slim Jim Pickens posted:

Another good read is that one former mod who ran a livestock farm in the US and made an ask/tell. Most of his animals were nice, maybe weird, but his relationship with his pigs was more like "tentative truce". He was worried about doing repairs in the pig sty because he would always seem to catch the pigs weakening the foundation or chewing out the supports on stuff he needed to climb.

If you die or become injured in the midst of pigs, they will advance upon you and break your bones off and feast.

pigs really are the animals most closest to us

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
if boars are a consistent problem i'm quite surprised they don't have spears at easy arm's reach. even something like a pitchfork definitely will not substantially harm a boar but gives you the leverage you need to use its own bulk against it. a sharpened piece of rebar is actually even better because it'll get stuck in the boar and throw the pig off balance as it tries to tear rear end around.

i mean, a big gun is best for sure, but on ranches in Oklahoma where this is an issue they tend to have spears of some description hanging from every structure like fire extinguishers, in case a boar gets uppity and you don't exactly have the gun.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

I feel bad that dude got killed by a boar. I thought he was just generally knocked down and playing dead until his useless friends/family rescued him.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Baronjutter posted:

I feel bad that dude got killed by a boar. I thought he was just generally knocked down and playing dead until his useless friends/family rescued him.

It looks like he dies of shock or a heart attack or something, all the attacks were to the lower body. he's moving around consistently until 1:35 when his leg just sorta slumps over. :smith:

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Coolguye posted:

if boars are a consistent problem i'm quite surprised they don't have spears at easy arm's reach. even something like a pitchfork definitely will not substantially harm a boar but gives you the leverage you need to use its own bulk against it. a sharpened piece of rebar is actually even better because it'll get stuck in the boar and throw the pig off balance as it tries to tear rear end around.

i mean, a big gun is best for sure, but on ranches in Oklahoma where this is an issue they tend to have spears of some description hanging from every structure like fire extinguishers, in case a boar gets uppity and you don't exactly have the gun.

Since you can't really harm it without a gun you'd think anything with long reach to help you keep your distance while you get away would be better but I don't know anything about boars

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Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
That scene in Wizard of Oz would have been terrifying when it came out and most Americans seeing it at the time worked on or near farms.

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