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i hope she takes a dump on his stupid gaming laptop or whatever the gently caress he has and then offers to replace it with an ipad of equal or lesser value
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SirSamVimes posted:I mean the post specifically said that it's an allergic reaction so I don't think it's clown fear, as funny as that would be. Who the gently caress else goes around hitting people with pies?
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Feb 14, 2018 06:07
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From the laptop post:quote:Hi, everyone! I just wanted to say thank you so much for the perspectives, advice, comments and inbox messages. It's all extremely appreciated and gave me some much-needed clarity. 
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Feb 14, 2018 06:10
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Inescapable Duck posted:Who the gently caress else goes around hitting people with pies? I mean I don't think he's crying because he's afraid of getting pied, he's crying because of some kind of reaction. quote:I cannot get pied by any means possible because the pies they throw at me cause an allergic reaction of some sort. I’m not gonna go into detail, but generally, I don’t go to sleep that night because I cry Throughout the night.
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Feb 14, 2018 06:10
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Works in finance but has a Mac? <glumly throws the story in the Bin of Lies>
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Feb 14, 2018 06:13
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SirSamVimes posted:I mean I don't think he's crying because he's afraid of getting pied, he's crying because of some kind of reaction. I’m not crying this is an allergic reaction!!! Better watch out or I’ll airsoft you!!!!
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Feb 14, 2018 06:13
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SirSamVimes posted:I mean I don't think he's crying because he's afraid of getting pied, he's crying because of some kind of reaction. Peter Rabbit 2 is already shooting? drat they work fast.
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Feb 14, 2018 06:14
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Can’t this guy just not open his door? He didn’t say they were breaking in or anything. If the pie-throwing kids knock on your door just don’t open it. But then he wouldn’t have an excuse to shoot them I guess.
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Feb 14, 2018 06:15
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yes, the mac hater hatched a brilliant plan to destroy her laptop, and he would have gotten away with it if it wasnt for the  internet
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Feb 14, 2018 06:16
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Dr. S.O. Feelgood posted:Can’t this guy just not open his door? He didn’t say they were breaking in or anything. If the pie-throwing kids knock on your door just don’t open it. But then he wouldn’t have an excuse to shoot them I guess. It's why I am assuming his airsoft is as real as the guy who was using pumpkins for target practice.
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Feb 14, 2018 06:17
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SirSamVimes posted:I mean the post specifically said that it's an allergic reaction so I don't think it's clown fear, as funny as that would be. He's allergic... to hilarity.
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Feb 14, 2018 06:17
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"Just don't leave the house ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" is a true goon solution
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Feb 14, 2018 06:17
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Barudak posted:It's why I am assuming his airsoft is as real as the guy who was using pumpkins for target practice. Is there another story here or are you recalling the time someone came into TFR being weird, got run out for being weird, then actually killed a few people.
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Feb 14, 2018 06:18
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Feb 14, 2018 06:19
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LimburgLimbo posted:Is there another story here or are you recalling the time someone came into TFR being weird, got run out for being weird, then actually killed a few people. The latter. Didn't he call them pupkins or something? If you have a fantasy about shooting people with an "airsoft" its usually best to assume you've got a real gun and are unhinged as hell.
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Feb 14, 2018 06:19
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SirSamVimes posted:I mean the post specifically said that it's an allergic reaction so I don't think it's clown fear, as funny as that would be. "allergic reaction of some sort" I know that it's probably a legitimate allergic reaction but I'm choosing to believe he means that his eyes water after getting hit with a pie.
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Feb 14, 2018 06:25
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Barudak posted:The latter. Didn't he call them pupkins or something? I think it was forbiddenforums in 2005 or 2006, called them puckins. He went out and killed a few people, then himself. Whole story was pretty hosed up.
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Feb 14, 2018 06:36
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Barudak posted:If you have a fantasy about shooting people with an "airsoft" its usually best to assume you've got a real gun and are unhinged as hell. This is dumb as hell
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Feb 14, 2018 06:38
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andrew smash posted:i hope she takes a dump on his stupid gaming laptop or whatever the gently caress he has and then offers to replace it with an ipad of equal or lesser value I hope she goes full Erin Brokovich and takes him to a magistrate for the cost.
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Feb 14, 2018 06:42
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maskenfreiheit posted:I caught my[29F] housemate[31M] stealing my birth control pills, need to have a talk about him moving out.Non-Romantic I've read that if you crush up half a birth control pill and mix it into your potted plants it makes them grow like crazy. Maybe that's what he's doing with them!
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Feb 14, 2018 06:44
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Admiral Ray posted:From the laptop post:
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Feb 14, 2018 06:55
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Admiral Ray posted:From the laptop post: Holy poo poo. How would anyone with any self respect not kick him to the curb for pulling something so lovely. Want to see how this plays out. Hope she Pete's his arse.
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Feb 14, 2018 07:00
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I cannot get pied by any means
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Feb 14, 2018 07:08
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I hope the kids throwing pies at that guy (also a kid? somebody said 17) KNOW he has a weird reaction and are specifically targeting him. Also that the weird reaction isn’t allergic at all but just that thing somebody else maybe said where he’s up all night weeping in terror, knowing tomorrow will bring another pie to the face.
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Feb 14, 2018 07:17
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What sort of allergy could possibly be triggered by getting pied? Aren't they like 99% whip cream (the sort people waste on throwing) ? A skin-contact lactose allergy?
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Feb 14, 2018 07:21
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What the gently caress kind of youth gang go around with tinted windows throwing pies at people, and where do I sign up? Do you need to bring your own pies or do they have a supplier?
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Feb 14, 2018 07:23
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Baronjutter posted:What sort of allergy could possibly be triggered by getting pied? Aren't they like 99% whip cream (the sort people waste on throwing) ? A skin-contact lactose allergy? I take it back. I mean, my hope for the scenario I described is still there, but I’d be more amused if the OP commented that he does, in fact, have a skin-contact lactose allergy. 
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Feb 14, 2018 07:26
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Baronjutter posted:What sort of allergy could possibly be triggered by getting pied? Aren't they like 99% whip cream (the sort people waste on throwing) ? A skin-contact lactose allergy? They could be mixing something into the whip cream, like dish soap or bleach.
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Feb 14, 2018 07:33
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If I were a disaffected teen deciding to embark on a career of pie-throwing, I absolutely wouldn't be loving around with piles of whipped cream, I'd be hucking those 99¢ Table Talk minis.
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Feb 14, 2018 07:35
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Baronjutter posted:What sort of allergy could possibly be triggered by getting pied? Aren't they like 99% whip cream (the sort people waste on throwing) ? A skin-contact lactose allergy? I'm thinking a custard pie would have egg in o it. I'd they are straight whipped cream then I'm not sure it is possible.
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Feb 14, 2018 07:42
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Do they have a boom box blasting techno remixed circus music? Low-hanging clown pants? Colourful mohawk wigs?
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Feb 14, 2018 07:48
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Admiral Ray posted:From the laptop post: He doesn't want to talk to you about bitcoin precisely because you work in finance. Lol what's an SIPC insured brokerage account and how are trading volume and price fluctuation related? maskenfreiheit posted:I caught my[29F] housemate[31M] stealing my birth control pills, need to have a talk about him moving out.Non-Romantic I'm going to go out on a limb and say the guy was going to steal the pills because he thinks he might have knocked someone else up and wanted to slip them a powdered abortion pill.
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Feb 14, 2018 07:50
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my eyes start watering and I start shaking every time I think about the awful pieboys. Must be an allergic reaction.
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Feb 14, 2018 07:50
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Inescapable Duck posted:Do they have a boom box blasting techno remixed circus music? Low-hanging clown pants? Colourful mohawk wigs? Yes, no, yes.
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Feb 14, 2018 07:50
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Can't sleep! clown will pie me! Can't sleep! clown will pie me!
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Feb 14, 2018 07:52
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Pie kids for president
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Feb 14, 2018 07:54
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pie OP posted:No, this kid in the backseat is sniper goddamn elite and can throw a pie like 20-30 feet with near perfect accuracy. They don't get out of the car at all.
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Feb 14, 2018 07:59
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cumshitter posted:He doesn't want to talk to you about bitcoin precisely because you work in finance. Lol what's an SIPC insured brokerage account and how are trading volume and price fluctuation related? Seconding. Like 3x a daily dose is the abortion pill. He’s a cheap mofo though you can buy them OTC like Aziz Ansari
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puppets freak me out posted:I think it was forbiddenforums in 2005 or 2006, called them puckins. He went out and killed a few people, then himself. Whole story was pretty hosed up. Puckins, and he was defending them not using them as target practice. He had Questions regarding the practicalities of shooting at kids who were destroying his puckin patch overnight but got run out of TFR for being crazy.
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Danaru posted:Questions regarding self defence If you’re allergic those pies are lethal and stand your ground is triggered OP needs to get a few dozen AR15s with bump stocks and drum mags so they’re prepared to defend themselves
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